ColdOpening
A Russ Meyer wannabe !
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Man
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It's a secret
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Motherless dungeon
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Straight
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Artistic
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Hi, I’m Cold Opening, old enough to remember film cameras, young enough to play with AI that makes my photos do unreal things. These videos are ment to depict the "opening" scene of a feature movie, just prior to the title. Results so far: weird, wonderful, and occasionally terrifying—but hey, at least it will keep me off the ice this winter!
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Miranda Marigold—self-proclaimed “romance professional” and unofficial collector of ex-husbands—arrived at her latest target’s bayou cottage wearing a light blue string bikini that cost more than the cottage itself. This is a cautionary tale to anyone planning to marry rich without checking the water first. Because in the bayou, sometimes you’re the one doing the fishing… and sometimes the grouper has other plans.