What would you do to that tight ass?

So, I don't get it. I was out of town, went out for drinks and went to a strip club. This blonde cutie chats me up, she's running around naked. Of course she wants me to buy her drinks, par for the course right? Then she's talking about hooking up (which I thought they couldn't do). So I laughed, and was like "yeah you're not allowed to do that, just like I can't take your picture."
"you can take my picture if I give you permission..."
And I was like, "nah I'm good."
But she insisted, "I'm authentic, take my picture - pick me up when I get off at 12:30am, you got a room?"
So stupid me takes her picture and instantly I have two bouncers on me and I was literally thrown out on my ass. It was 11:20pm so I decided to wait and see if she would still want to hook up.
Sure enough she comes out and I get out of my car and wave to her, she waves back and comes up to me.
"I'm so sorry about that, I told them to let you back in but they said it was company policy to boot you, but hey, about that date - I have to get home but perhaps tomorrow?"
She kisses me on my cheek, and leaves. What the fuck was that even all about?
I have to confess, I'm confused. Was there some kind of scam? What am I missing here. No money was stolen - just about $30 on buying her drinks and another $20 for a lap dance with her (where she put her tits in my face and went upside down and poked my nose with her pussy).

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I’m a 29 married mom and I’ve been fucking my boss. He’s 42 married and has kids. 

One night we went out with a few people from work. We have flirted a bit over time but this night was heavy on the flirting. It was a late night and as soon as the last person left his house, my boss turned to me and grabbed my ass. Grabbed me by the back of the neck and kissed me. Eventually we went to the living room and he made me suck his big cock. And it was definitely big. He wanted to go down on me and ate me till I came twice. Then he bent me over and started fucking me doggy. Hard. 

we did it all over the house. When he was ready he creampied me. About 15 mins later I figured I would go but he wanted more. He started fucking me again and eventually gave me a big facial. 
I went home at like 4 am with cream in me and on me. It was so hot. 

I thought that would be it. But we ended up sending sexy texts and pics back and forth. One day at work told me to wear a dress the next day so I did. I came in and shit the door. He flipped up my dress and started eating me. Eventually he bent me over his desk and creampied me again. I went back to work with it dripping down my leg. 

we did it one more time. He had a party and his wife passed out. After everyone left I stayed and sucked his dick in his kitchen. Then he wanted to put it in my ass and I let him. He came on my face again. Then told me he’d put it in his wife later that night. He sent me the proof. 

I can’t wait to fuck him again. 

I confess last night I went over to the apartment of this guy I barley know and let him fuck the shit out of me.

We have several mutual friends and had talked on facebook/texted a bit before but I'd never actually met him in real life. It was him and some of his friends (one of our mutual friend's ended up showing up too) and we were drinking and smokin and just hangin out. As the night wore on he and I went into his room where we fucked loudly and roughly for like, two hours. He slapped my ass as hard as he could and pounded into my pussy like his life depended on it. He wanted to cum on my face but I didn't wanna ruin my makeup, so I took his whole cock in my mouth and swallowed up all his cum. When I got home later I realized he'd fucked me so hard I was bleeding!

Now my pussy is SOOO fucking sore and all I can think about is letting him fuck me again, even harder. I'd love for him to choke me:)

Would you fuck my girls ass and what with?

My ass or pussy. Which first??

i must say since i found my moms drawer of lingerie i want to fuck her so much it doesnt help the way she always wears loose cut tops and bottoms that show of that amazing ass ! any comments welcome i love talking about it since i will prob never get to do anything :/

Heres my confession....
Ive always had this thing for anal sex...Freudian psychology and his bullshit may play a roll but I was never touched or done wrong as a child, anyway...

The first time I had anal sex was with a girl in College...she really didnt like giving head but she loved sex..so one night in a drunkin talk I told her I wanted to stick her in the ass, she would be my first...she replied "its been a long time!" lol yeah right bitch you in college fucking everybody lolol... She agreed and I grabbed some "baby oil" lol...I was still using comdoms at the time so I gently proceeded to put myself inside of her...she moaned low and deep until it was all the way in :-) I started to stoke her gently as she told me to not go to fast. Soon after about 5 mins her asshole was open enough to pound!!! I absolutely loved it!!! Of course I came and that was it :-):-):-)

Alight so the next time we linked I told her I wanted to do it again she agreed but this time half way thru the anal session the condom broke. I felt it immediately but I couldn't stop myself...I kept going and it felt so so so so so so good. And actually before this point in my sexual history I had never raw sex..only protected so this sensation was very new :-):-):-):-):-):-):-)

Okay now here is my true confession....A few years later, I had sex with a chick and she was used to anal sex. I trusted her so I proceeded in her raw...about 15min later I looked down at my dick and it was becoming brown...at first I wanted to stop because I started to smell the odor but then I found myself not able to control myself...I LOVE DIRTY ANAL SEX!!!! ITS JUST SOO RAW and NASTY. I LUV I LUV I LUV....I begin to fuck her harder and harder harder and busted a big ass nut in her ass. She then bent over and pushed it all out...I almost fainted from excitment!

My Confession!!!

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