"I am, in fact, female. A cute female at that."
Dude - no girl (except the ugly bitches who somehow think they are beautiful) says that. Post up a picture of your "cute" female self holding a piece of paper saying it's you and I'll admit defeat.
Do I have anything better to do? Of course! Picking on the population that is the internet and exposing the many flaws that come to pass is simply a rainy day hobby of mine. Like it or fucking lump it.
*Scottish accent* You be posing as a female, spilling out your foocked up fantasies onto the boards of a site filled with fat and lonely people jerking off to anything that they come across. Don't you have anything better to do, aye?
Good day, sir!
