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12 Jan 2021 11:49PM
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I know this dirty slut well and she's every bit as disgusting and desperate for cock as she claims to be in this confession. Don't hold back guys. Tell the filthy cunt exactly how you would abuse and humiliate her.

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@confessions
07 Dec 2019 11:41AM
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What have a girl's asshole and a 9volt battery got in common?
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You know you're not supposed to stick your tongue there, but you gotta.

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@confessions
07 Dec 2019 10:55AM
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Translation:

"I'm suffering from post orgasm shame and remorse after paying a black hooker $500 to shit in my mouth while I jerked my little white worm red raw."

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01 Apr 2013 2:52PM
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Oh ffs! For "my cat page" read: my p.r.o.f.i.l.e page same word for "my *** pic" lmao

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01 Apr 2013 2:50PM
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Lol. You think that's messed up, I just logged in and my profile page was upside down, which was a little confusing. Now the page is right way up, but my profile pic is upside down! Hahaha.

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@confessions
12 Jan 2013 4:47AM
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Yes, please post more I love the sight, smell and taste of a woman's well worn and juicy knickers. Shame only the sight is possible here :(

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31 Dec 2012 11:56PM
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Hmm well I don't know about the authenticity of OP's 'confession, but I tried to look up the photo of the blond girl on Google images. Didn't turn up any more of her so perhaps it's an original, who knows? Although apparently Google thinks this is a 'visually similar image' lmao!

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22 Dec 2012 8:54PM
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Last Christmas, my wife said she didn't want a present, so I didn't get her one. She went fucking mental.

"I know what I said," she moaned, "but when a girl says she doesn't want something, she means the opposite. Don't you know anything about women?"

So, using that logic, she'll be getting a cock up her arse this Christmas.

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@motherless
21 Dec 2012 1:32PM
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Well if you don't know which friends have left, then you mustn't have had much communication with them before that, so really no loss to you or them apart from the slight ego loss from seeing the number get smaller.
If you really feel the need to keep track of everyone in the future you ought to go to your friends list and copy/paste all the names to a text doc and save it. Then next time your friend number decreases you can cross reference this against the current list.

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12 Nov 2012 2:59PM
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I have the turtles head right now...gonna be touching cloth very soon...brb...

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08 Nov 2012 3:04PM
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It's actually THE Kinsey Scale. I already knew about this but I used a well known search engine to find this Wikipedia article all about it. Search for it yourself if you want to read the whole thing, which is something the OP really ought to do before making any further idiotic statements.

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Kinsey scale of sexual responses, indicating the varying degrees of bisexuality

The Kinsey scale, also called the Heterosexual-Homosexual Rating Scale,[1] attempts to describe a person's sexual history or episodes of his or her sexual activity at a given time. It uses a scale from 0, meaning exclusively heterosexual, to 6, meaning exclusively homosexual. In both the Male and Female volumes of the Kinsey Reports, an additional grade, listed as "X", was used for asexuality.[2][3] It was first published in Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948) by Alfred Kinsey, Wardell Pomeroy and others, and was also prominent in the complementary work Sexual Behavior in the Human Female (1953). Numbers between 1 and 5 indicate bisexuality....."

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07 Nov 2012 6:34PM
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I've just had to e-mail that statement to a bi female friend with the subject "Facepalm"
Possibly one of the dumbest statements I've ever read on here and that's saying something!

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07 Nov 2012 6:17PM
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Hell yeah!

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07 Nov 2012 6:15PM
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She's very sexy, thanks for bringing that pic to my attention :)

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26 Oct 2012 10:02PM
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I've already abandoned all hope of ever becoming a better person. I guess it's all downhill from now on....
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26 Oct 2012 9:01PM
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I confess that I'm a Noob and I joined this site earlier and I've been noobing myself stupid non stop ever since.

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