I also like how OP talks in a way that sounds "smart" to people "of earth" instead of using mannerisms or words of their "own" world.
It is PAINFULLY clear OP is a retard that needs to get laid and realize this is the most pathetic and pointless thing he/she has done in their life.
IM GONNA GO ON A HARDCORE PORN SITE AND MAKE PEOPLE THINK IM AN ALIEN THAT WAYS PEOPLE WILL FIND ME INTERESTING.
tl;dr OP should kill them self for being such a waste of life.
