You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Can you prove that 4 is the only solution to 2 + 2?
Stranger: I can see the matrix
You: What would you accept as proof?
You: Also, for particularly large values of 2, the number ends up being larger than 4.
Stranger: I applaud your brain power
Stranger: It's like 3 am so I can't think lol
You: I am drunk and naked.
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: I'm glad for you
You: I am like in this guy's house and can't find my clothes.
Stranger: It's a big accomplishment
You: I am using his computer.
Stranger: Is it like that Kesha song
You: which Kesha song?
Stranger: Where she says "where's my coat?"
You: Can't find any of my clothes at all.
Stranger: I think it's Party at a Rich Dude's House
You: He looks like he doing ok but not especially rich.
You: But he is amazing at eating pussy.
Stranger: Well if he's close to rich at least, go for it
Stranger: I mean
Stranger: My grandma always said that is just as easy to love a rich man as a poor man
Stranger: I'm not even kidding. She said that
You: I think he is divorced with a kid that is currently at ex wife's.
You: A little girl.
Stranger: Hmm how old is he? Isly
You: Around 40
Stranger: Ishly*
Stranger: Hmm again
Stranger: Well, if that's your thing... lol
You: He seems nice.
You: God I don't think we used condoms or anything.
Stranger: Well that's good
Stranger: Whoops
You: We were very drunk.
You: I am still very drunk.
Stranger: That could serve to be a problem
Stranger: What did you do?
You: Fucked each others brains out.
Stranger: Good for you
Stranger: Hard to get a good fuck these days xD
You: I am not on the pill.
Stranger: Patch?
You: Nope.
You: Makes me gain weight like crazy.
Stranger: Ah. Yeah, same
Stranger: But ya know, it's better than having a kid, and then bring fat after having it
Stranger: Being*
You: Yeah lol.
You: Usually I prefer to fool around but not have a guy cum inside me.
You: I mean I will go down on a guy and get him to cum that way.
You: But he kept eating my pussy and i kept cumming and cumming and then i had to have him inside me.
Stranger: Yeah I get that
You: He came inside me twice
Stranger: Is it odd that I find giving a blow job extremely turns me on? Like I know some girls hate it but
You: I don't mind it but I do it to please a guy.
You: Would be selfish to get a guy to eat my pussy and then not to return the favor.
Stranger: Exactly
You: and i know for a lot of guys its the ultimate
Stranger: Haha yeah, I mean for some guys that's all they talk about
You: i am getting horny again lol
Stranger: *sigh* life problems, hmm?
You: i know how guys like to be woken up lol
Stranger: How? Lol
You: with a blow job
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: I mean, why get up if you're not getting up?
Stranger: Oh god I'm horrible for puns
You: god i want him to fuck me again and cum inside me
Stranger: Well where is he?
You: in his room
You: i am in like the next room, his study
You: it looks like he works from home
Stranger: Well go find him
Stranger: I'm sure he won't mind hahah
You: can't make it any worse at this point lol
You: god this is like my first one night stand
Stranger: Exactly my point lol
Stranger: Well, there's a first for everything, right?
You: yea
You: this is crazy i havent had unprotected sex like this since i were like 16
Stranger: Well, take it from someone who's currently not getting laid
Stranger: Go find him, don't worry about it, and fuck his brains out
You: ok
Stranger: That's what I'd do lol
You: have a good night
Stranger: You too :)
You: i am off to have more unprotected sex
Stranger: Have fun!
Stranger: Lol
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