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Anonymous

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30 Jun 2012 7:37AM

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i hate when women act as if they're as "kinky" as men.
"oh you dont know, but i can get nasty too. i'm a dirty girl. hehe"

No stfu bimbo.

of course there are exceptions, but men on the other hand... are all depraved. most of the time we arent even trying to think nasty things. they are just there constantly. all day everyday, PUSSY is on our minds. not even girls or chicks. just PUSSY. in big pink balloon letters, clouding our thoughts is PUSSY.
they just dont understand...
women are tourists in Perversion Land.
men are slaves in Perversion Land.

women are like Jane Fonda happily riding a North Vietnamese army tank posing for pictures,
while men are John McCain stuck in a shit-hole hut as a POW.

its a daily thing.

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Anonymous

30 Jun 2012 7:44AM

hahah! I agree! Pervert Land Slave reporting in!

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Anonymous

30 Jun 2012 7:48AM

lol John McCain.
wow

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Anonymous

30 Jun 2012 8:05AM

which Die Hard movie had John McCain in Vietnam?

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Anonymous

30 Jun 2012 8:12AM

i hope your joking.
John McCain isnt a movie character, dumbass.

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Anonymous

03 Jul 2012 8:26PM

I thought McCain were french fries.

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Anonymous

30 Jun 2012 9:20AM

In my shackles right now.

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Anonymous

30 Jun 2012 11:16AM

So well put and so true.

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Anonymous

30 Jun 2012 7:44PM

every man should be patted on the back for everyday they dont rape someone.

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Anonymous

01 Jul 2012 9:57AM

I'm bumping this thread cos it's the best ever !

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Anonymous

01 Jul 2012 3:01PM

bump

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subwhiteboy18

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01 Jul 2012 4:35PM

Very true. Some of us even enjoyed our experience as a POW.

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Anonymous

01 Jul 2012 5:13PM

This is actually true, because it's funny.

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Anonymous

01 Jul 2012 5:35PM

I saw that Louis C.K. standup too!

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Anonymous

02 Jul 2012 6:06PM

Bumpity bump

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Anonymous

02 Jul 2012 6:56PM

True, OP, but when a women gets pervy, she gets dirtier than a man, but it usually doesn't last for long.

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joe_turtle

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02 Jul 2012 8:56PM

While true, this is taken verbatim from Louis CK's most recent standup special, "Live at the Beacon". Super funny and highly recommended.

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Anonymous

02 Jul 2012 9:13PM

he's the best comic alive right now. like seriously.

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Anonymous

02 Jul 2012 9:03PM

This is so true. All you have to do is take one look at the members on this site. We outnumber the women 1000 to 1. If women were really as pervy as men, there would be more of them here

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Anonymous

03 Jul 2012 5:16PM

Dude this is so true. I keep trying to get my girlfriend to admit to something kinky. The best she can come up with is that she wants to be fucked by a stranger, and that the stranger should be older than her; and not even that much older, like 3-5 years older. LAME.

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Anonymous

05 Jul 2012 3:17PM

And what if she really opens up and tells you about a deep dark fantasy that she masturbates to? Can YOU handle it?

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Anonymous

05 Jul 2012 4:22PM

Obviously she has a very specific person in mind, but she doesn't want to admit that! But to cheat on you with that person is extraordinarily naughty, especially to admit it in any fashion to you. I think you know who this person is.

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Anonymous

05 Jul 2012 4:15PM

Why wouldn't he be able to????

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