Well maybe if you would do your job and let him come in through the backdoor every once in a while. He would not have to sneak in when your asleep.
Fucking bitchs today when will they learn that poking the pooper is also part of a sexual relationship, and not to meantion every mans fantasy.
To all you women out there listen up:
"If you love your man and want to keep your man, then you better let your man stick his member in your can, or he may go out on the lamb"
