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04 Oct 2011 1:04AM

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I am physically dependent on masturbation. In the past, every time i stopped for 3 or 4 days I would get a cold. I just set a new personal record for the longest time without cumming, which is over 30 days. But just when I thought I wasn't addicted to masturbation, I got shingles. Yes, fucking shingles. It happens to old people or people with shitty immune systems. I've concluded that masturbation is what keeps me alive, literally.
Fap on my friends, fap on.

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Anonymous

04 Oct 2011 7:42AM

Sounds to me like your hand's been cheating on you.

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