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18 Dec 2010 3:31AM
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i confess that i was just let go for being "too old" and not "small enough" to continue being a house boy for a somewhat famous celebrity, even though i know it was because they didnt want to pay me for my services. She is currently on tv but i cant say anything other than that or i will be sued so dont ask. i wanted to share what i could with you all because houseboys in hollywood are a lot more common than you think, but because it is not advertised we do not get paid very well. I worked as a house boy for this woman for the past 5 years, and asked for a small raise of $10k a year. That might sound like a lot to you, but this woman is rich, and if you knew the things we were hired to do you would understand.

anyways, if you're interested in being a houseboy i suggest you move to hollywood. just frequent the hot spots and they will come to you. thats how i was discovered. once your in, your in too. In my particular case, the woman was very adamant about what her houseboys looked like. Most celebs look for only a small number of houseboys with no other criteria than obedience and beauty, but this one preferred one set of short petite hairless boys to clean and do chores while also having another set of more muscular, larger, and darker boys party with and entertain guests. Most celebs in my experience look for these types, but usually it is one or the other and not both. If you are a petite pale male and interested in becoming a house boy you can expect to wear no more than some form of boxer breifs all day. some let you wear shirts, some prefer you to be naked, but usually its just breifs and a bow tie. duties include cleaning, going shopping, organizing, rearranging furniture, reading to them, running their baths, and everything else similar. the pay is great. around 100k a year, but you have to live with the celeb. The more muscular and darker guys do different chores. Im not sure everything they do because we are usually not allowed to be in the same room at the same time, but the rumors are that they usually fuck the celebs and their friends

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18 Dec 2010 7:59AM

gosh,that was the biggest load of drivel i have seen here in a while

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18 Dec 2010 9:56AM

YOu just got fired and you wont "out" your boss on a completely annonymous forum - this shit aint real.

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18 Dec 2010 11:59AM

No pension? That sucks, man. You should trying houseboying in Miami. Those old queens can be demanding, but also very generous.

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18 Dec 2010 12:07PM

If your 17 your passed your prime.

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18 Dec 2010 3:41PM

not oprah again

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18 Dec 2010 8:11PM

houseboys are still in the business if they are let go for getting too old...if they were to reveal their employer they could be black balled

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18 Dec 2010 10:27PM

you think oprah has house boys? i picture oprah really different in private. I can see her with a team of skinny white boys with small penises who are forced to dance and service her guests

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18 Dec 2010 11:35PM

Look under your chairs...everybody's getting a free HOUSEBOYYY!

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20 Dec 2010 10:07AM

i know for sure that raven simon uses houseboys...or at least 99.9% sure. I was shopping in LA once...for grocheries no less, and this really attractive woman approached me. we started talking and im not ugly but i knew it seemed odd, i soon found out that it was a recruiter. she didnt give me raven's name but the way she described her employer was that she was a black african american woman who has ties with disney who was a big woman but not fat. I figure it had to be her. it sounded like a scam at the time so i turned them down, but ive fantasized about being raven's houseboy from time to time after learning more about the industry

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21 Dec 2010 10:46AM

this is kind of hot, how does someone become a housegirl though?

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