I confess that I have been very very bad this year. First I had sex with those two sisters and then I had sex with that girl at that concert (and that was bareback). Then I fucked that black girl in Toronto while her friend watched and fucked her pussy with a dildo.
Then the blowjob from that Asian massage attendant where I came on her face. Then my next door neighboor while her husband was at work. (She is a BBW and the best fuck and suck I have ever had.)
My ex in the back of a cab going to buy some cocaine. My best friend's wife (and I came inside of her cos he wanted to eat my cum out of her.)
...and my wife. I also masturbated so her sister could "catch" me...and came inside of her panties.
there - I think that just about covers it.
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15 Dec 2010 1:40PM
LIES youre so full of crap. Prove it fuck nuts
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15 Dec 2010 1:44PM
This is the best part - I dont have to prove it. It happened...and my life is exactly the same whether you want to believe me or not. Isn't free will terrific?
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15 Dec 2010 2:39PM
then you woke up,looked in the mirror and saw that familiar old dullard staring back at you
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15 Dec 2010 3:26PM
then i lied about an awesome story and put it on motherless to have people call me out on it.
