The wife is 9 months pregnant (5 days past due date), i am super horny, and she is not. I made many references to sex inducing labor and being in need of "release". Her response was "I have no sex drive right now, you've got a free pass until the baby comes". she said as long as you don't bring any STD's home i don't care, you can go to a rub and tug parlor or get a straight up hooker or whatever you want. I made one joke about waiting until she goes to bed and then going out to the local urban town for a crack whore, that she said was too much, but a less risky "professional" was ok.
My problem is, that while I have missed getting dirty sex from a hooker, I really don't think i could bring myself to do it. I have lost my taste for hard drinking, but back in my 20's if i went out to the bars and was wasted and struck out with the bar slags I would go grab a quickie from a pro. I think if i got wasted i would not have the same problem, but it seems like so too much effort when i can just open up the laptop and jerk it.
Maybe this is the wrong group to ask, but if your wife/gf gave you the same offer would you take her up on it, and how quick would you act?
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Personally, the internet is wonderful. Just open your laptop, give it a tug (not your laptop) and presto! Go to sleep happy and hope your wife doesn't break her water and wake you up.
She said you have a free pass? Dude she's all messed up on hormones right now, she may not mean it later. Play it safe and take your laptop out on a date.
Hell, I fucked around on all 3 of my exes. I was even fucking another girl when my second wife called me to let me know she had gone into labor. Of coarse I finished first then went to the hospital. If the bitch don't want to spread her legs then your perfectly in the right to find other cunt after all your a man.
Don't sleep with another girl right now your wife is 9 months pregnant that shit ain't cool. She could have your baby tomorrow don't you want to be there for your kid?
well I've made it through the weekend without acting on her offer. While i do not think I will do it, that has not stopped me from checking Craig's list and backpage for a pro or someone looking for a one nighter.
If you take her up, but never tell her that you did. Letting her know you did would just be suicide. But don't even do it. It's a trap. Especially once you realize how easy it is to get some... you'll be thinking about it all the time, and wanting to sneak out that first year when her pussy's healing and she's got post partum depression and life still is fairly sexless.
Seriously. Just have her lay there naked and jerk off. It will save you both some stress later on.
well if i do take her up on the offer i do not ever plan on telling her i did, i was on the verge of doing it anyway, this just helps to lessen the guilt. I work for "the phone" company doing lengthy installs in homes, some that take all day. I'm around lonely housewives all day and all many of them need is a little flirting and they will open up wide. Again I will probably not do anything, but if one just throws it in my face I'd be more willing to take the offer.
Once the bitch has her kid you will not want her anyway and she will still not want to fuck you. Trust me the best way to ruin your sex life is to have a kid. The only good part is her tits filled with milk. Your life is ruined so go fuck around and don't tell her.
Oh and you better make sure its your kid. There is something fishy (maybe guilt from her cheating?) that she tells you to go have fun.
go ahead and fuck the crack whore, its cheap, and your wife is okay with it. post pics too!
Your wife will never really be okay with it. Besides, what if she wants to cash in on her paybacks that you inadvertently are giving her? Yeah, you get to break out the VISA and fuck some homely piece of shit. A year from now, you're in the corner sobbing as she gets fucked by a man much larger than you, that is much better looking than you, with a lot more stamina than you. If that doesn't bother you, then go ahead and open Pandora's box.
A) no, there will be no posted pics of the wife
B) I've thought over the whole completely open relationship, and I believe that if she wanted to bang other dudes I think i could deal with it, and if I ended up not dealing with it, I think I could get past it as just a phase. In the end, I get no vibe what so ever that she has any interest in banging other dudes. She brings up the "other woman" thing when we have dirty talk in bed. She says that it is just dirty talk and thats all, but if I get her drunk enough I think i could get her to do it.
c)I'll probably make it through the rest of the pregnancy without "gettin sum", but if as others have stated, the lack of sex continues after the child is born, well that might be a whole nother story. If the offer were to be made a second time I would be much more inclined to take her up on it. Its been at least 4months since i get full on sex, I'll get a handy here in there, but 4 months with nothing at all is a bit ridiculous, add the first 3 months of the baby being here on to that and i think my virginity might grow back. Plus the only thing i really want to do is go to an Asian rub and tug joint, and they have mostly closed up around here.
have a threesome with your wife and another girl your wife would love it! Run it by her see what she says!
well, with the fact that we are not having sex is because she is not feeling sexually attractive, I would say that the idea of trying to bring another woman into bed with us would not be high on her list. Plus while i am sure there are some freak ass bitches out there who want to munch the box of a 9month pregnant woman, I do not know any.
hang out at the middle school and get something fresh.
let ur wife have ur baby.and im sure she let ya do what ya like to her.THE child COMES FIRST NOW......but ya new that huh.dont fuck another bird m8 it really isnt worth it after yad feel guilty as sin xxx congrats on ya kid enyway :)
Make use of this while you can. Set a precedent now before she changes her mind. You really think her sex drive is going to snap right back? Her vagina won't even do that. It normally takes aat least a few months after the birth, if not longer. And that's assuming she doesn't focus everything on the baby and leave you in the blue balled cold. There's no reason to feel guilty for fucking a hooker when you have permission. It sounds like your wife is the type who would only be pissed about an emotional affair.
10 days past due, 8 days since offer was made, and still have not done anything. It was funny though, the balls have been a bit itchy the past 2 days, and the wife keeps commenting about it with a tone of sarcasm in her voice. Next time she says something i am going to reply back "what you think I picked something up from one of the whores you sent me to". Of course she knows have I have not done anything, with exception of being at work I have been by her side every day. Some where in the back of her head she is thinking "did he go after I went to bed?", or "did he find a slutty woman while doing work at her house".
surprised by the lack of stupid comments this post has gotten
well she gave birth, and i did not take her up on the offer. she stayed the night in the hospital and she let me go home to get some sleep. the hospital is in an urban area, and on my way home i cruised down some side streets just to see if any whores were working. No luck, I probably would not have stopped, but it would have been nice to see some nasty crack whores for fresh material to jack it to.
i know this guy who fucked another while his wife was in hospital giving birth. The baby died 2 days later. Karma is a bitch
It was awful thoughtful of karma to punish an innocent child for the sins of the father
wow, its been over a year since i made this post and somehow it made its way back up to the recently commented level. well as I mentioned i never did take her up on the offer, and we have made a few joking references to it, never touching on how serious she was about the offer. and as was mentioned in other posts the sex drive was slow to come back, mostly due to the fact that it took a while for her to get comfortable with her self image again. Her body never really bounced back from the pregnancy, it got ok for time while she was breast feeding, but then once that stopped she got pretty dumpy, then we stopped smoking and that added to things. So between the baby being in the house and her self image the sex is still not back to where it was, but we are getting there, and ML helps with the dry spells, but I still think that is some got thrown in my face it would take a great amount of self control to get me to turn it down.
