OMG ... that FBI? I'm shaking in my boots. I just peed and pooped my pants ... I changed them, and before i could get the next pair on I pooped on the floor. This post has me SOOO shaken that I'm gonna throw up. I can't eat. I can't sleep.
Why am I so scared? Simple .. I invented time-travel. I live in the future. I've seen first hand it's true. It's all true. He's going to get us all. There is nothing we can do about it. Surrender now!!! Why won't the temporal cops allow me to change what you call the present? -- Oh no, I'm gonna poop my pants again!!!!
