i dont understand why people get so excited about bacon. yeah its good but i couldn't give a shit if it just suddenly stopped existing.
"UHHMERGHUD BACON IS THE BEST FOOD EVER I WANT TO FUCK IT I COULD EAT IT EVERYDAY ITS A REAL MAN'S FOOD"
no.
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28 Sep 2012 4:23AM
It's just a meme, something that a small few think is funny, and then it will eventually pass.
Remember "All Your Base Are Belong To Us?" No? What about "Mr. T Ate My Balls?"
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28 Sep 2012 4:28AM
Haha best confession yet.
I love bacon though!
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28 Sep 2012 4:30AM
Dude, to deny bacon as being one of the most flavorful things ever is sacrilege.
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28 Sep 2012 4:34AM
Eh, I'll be honest, I couldn't get enough bacon until I learned about the worms in a pig's stomach that don't die even when food is cooked and can get into you. Now I do my best not to get sick anytime I eat any pork product. Bacon is good enough that I can still somewhat enjoy it while feeling nauseous, but I don't enjoy it like I once did.
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28 Sep 2012 4:37AM
my man let me clue u in on a lil something, bacon comes the stomach not the stomach
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28 Sep 2012 4:38AM
i meant bacon comes the skin not the stomach. you lil dyke
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28 Sep 2012 3:18PM
We have a restaurant here in Vegas that will 20 strips of bacon to your burger.
Hart attack grill, served by big boob nurses
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28 Sep 2012 4:35PM
It's only a shortage in Europe. Not in the United States. If you're European you should care, if not then you shouldn't.
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28 Sep 2012 4:41PM
I agree OP. Bacon is nothing but tiny parts of ham with a shit load of artery clogging coagulated cholesterol strips of saturated fat served up on a heart attack breakfast plate with a side of stroke. If you ever get some "Bear Bacon" or even "Bison Bacon", it's really lean, better for you, and is a hell of a lot tastier. Fuck that pig bacon.
