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02 Dec 2012 6:08AM

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I confess my dick is not the same dick anymore. It does not work like it use to.
I think I was abducted by aliens and they gave me an old persons dick. This shit is not funny. I want my dick back. If any old person has my dick could I have it back please? There is a birth mark half way up the shaft. It looks sorta like a real dick. Oh and circumcised (yes those bastards trimmed my dick when I was not looking at birth).

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Anonymous

02 Dec 2012 7:20AM

did the aliens probe you as well?

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Anonymous

02 Dec 2012 7:40AM

well, my bf seems to think he was also abducted at some time, and his dick isn't the same either. He has a scar where nothing was ever done, at the base. Oh, and now there's a third nut. WTF is that all about???? LMAO

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Anonymous

02 Dec 2012 7:42AM

Third nut? Cancer.

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Anonymous

02 Dec 2012 10:39AM

Thank you for the laugh, OP. I needed that.

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