my bonus check today officially put me in the top 1%! I AM THE SHIT!! fuck you poor mother fuckers that drink beer, deer hunt and watch NASCAR. i pay more in taxes than you redneck faggots will see in 10 years...so go eat shit!
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27 Nov 2012 10:26PM
yet you are on the exact same scumbag pornsite as everyone else. dumbass.
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27 Nov 2012 10:47PM
This times 1000. I can not get mad at posts like this because they make my laugh and smile. Because of all the posts that get called fake these are the ones that should lead the list. Because if it is not fake then the poor OP is truly clueless. I mean why anyone that had that much money would be wasting time on here is beyond me. Hell if I would not even have to be close to the 1% club to do that. Hmm now that I think about it, I got plenty of people on here that want me gone. Wonder if I should start a fundraiser. It could be one of if not the first webathons.
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27 Nov 2012 10:29PM
Porn : Instant leveller of all financial and social classes
... just now you can afford lube while you jerk off
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27 Nov 2012 11:14PM
All bow to the great equalizer! :P
Kidding aside, how fucking sad is the op's life that he has to brag on here of all places? That's like going into McDonalds and proclaiming yourself the king of tacos.
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27 Nov 2012 11:25PM
Congratulations on your success. I will just sit here on my redneck fucking lazy ass and happily collect my food stamps, unemployment, social security, disability and any other free govt handout. As I happily drink my beer, hunt my deer, and watch my NASCAR on my HD Sattelite for free...paid for with the taxes collected from your uppity 1% self. Keep working your fingers to the bone, I need a new car too.
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28 Nov 2012 1:17AM
You needed a bonus to be in the top 1%? I have news for you son... You're in the top 1% of fucking retarded niggers.
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28 Nov 2012 1:21AM
It's funny because the top 1% don't get bonuses because they're owners, not workers. But thanks.
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28 Nov 2012 10:52AM
A bonus check from McDonald's for $110 does not put you in the top 1% FYI. It just means you flipped a few more patties and cleaned a few more toilets than your fellow HS dropouts. FUCK OFF NIGGA
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28 Nov 2012 8:15PM
hey OP the nigger, in the peoples house ,and his corrupt mob will raise taxes and take what you just made to pay for all the Niggers and White Trash on welfare who voted for him.....
AND YES IF YOU GET FOOD STAMPS AND PAY NO FEDERAL INCOME TAX THAT FUCKN WELFARE
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28 Nov 2012 8:52PM
I drink beer that goes for $21 a bottle. Ever hear of craft beer you fucking troll.
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28 Nov 2012 9:23PM
How graceful. Your parents clearly were successful teaching you manners. And class.
But since you are really just another tiny-dicked low wage loser like most porn addicts, it really doesn't matter, does it, Bubba?
And no, I would not like to super size my combo meal today. But thank you for asking.
