I put a sharpened pencil in my front jeans pocket, pointy end down, and forgot about it. When I sat down it stabbed me in the head of my dick. I'm now in the hospital waiting room deciding what to tell the doctor.
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24 Sep 2015 9:23AM
Just tell him the truth, its so fucking stupid that is believable!
You aren't the only asshole who has stabbed himself in his dick....
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24 Sep 2015 6:46PM
It's true it gets far worse. I have a friend that works in an ER. A few months ago they had two guys come in on the same day a couple ours apart. One had a dildo stuck in his ass and the other had a turkey baster stuck in his ass. No joke, the last guy even came in with his wife. ER people see crazy shit all the time they wont think twice about some guy who got poked in the dick by a pencil.
Then again he is probably just making this shit up in a desperate attempt at online interaction.
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24 Sep 2015 9:13PM
Fuckin Great.... Love it!!!!!
And to the person who responded with the ER friend... I was raised in the Funeral Business, I can tell you some wild storied, so your friend is not making these things up, actually, they are rather mundane...
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25 Sep 2015 2:57AM
why not stick a light bulb up your arse while your at it and tell the doctor you slipped and fell on it lol
