I have a very large, floppy foreskin. I keep masturbating so much that I'd afraid it'll envelope my opening one day, and I'll get such a bad urinary infection that I'll have to have my penis amputated.
Plus I want to fuck a dog.
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01 Jul 2009 7:16AM
cutting off your dick can be lots of fun.....
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01 Jul 2009 12:45PM
Envelope your opening? Isn't that it's point? My foreskin easily reaches over my urethra and I've been perfectly fine for almost 30 years.
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01 Jul 2009 10:49PM
My foreskin is about 5mm over the opening. It doesn't stretch open on erection. It's a floppy sack of skin. Help me!
Also, I'd like to see a film called Doggie Does Dallas. Anyone got it?
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02 Jul 2009 10:03AM
thats genetic.. got nothing to do with excessive wanking.. just yourve got a freaky knob
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02 Jul 2009 11:22AM
Dude, don't you reaize that masturbating will make you go blind? That's why I have to use a braille keyboard, and it's hard as hell to finger the pictures...
