i confess----Ive cured aids it was a piece of piss and this is FACT everybody listening?????? ok right.you must all go out and do this straight away its vital...
Ok preventing aids otherwise known as-
'Acquired immune deficiency syndrome'is the same as preventing flu.
you must go out and catch just a small dose of aids,
(may make you feel slightly ill for 24/48 hours)
then your body will be immune for a year then every year on the same date
you must catch another ONLY SMALL dose of aids
THIS IS A FACT DO NOT IGNORE!!! it is exactly what happens with the flu jab,they inject a tiny amount of the flu virus and it rises your natural defences
thank you for reading go out and catch a small amount of aids straight away it might just save your life you do not have to thank me just post me a nobel prize and we are even .
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Will you go skydiving without a parachute and do us ALL a favor?
i could i suppose..... but.... the only parachute i have is yours and man its WAY to big,fat lard ass motherfucker.i would fall straight through the center and whats more !MAN! it stinks of your greasy fat fucking stench and i would pass out on the way through so instead a might just go back to laughing at your picture you sad twat now go and die!!!!! a good day to you sir!!!!!
and whats more good sir you might need my aids preventitive methods in the near
future to prevent aids from the dirty used shringe that you stick in your leg
or maybe the pissy stinky bum that fucks you every rainy weekend.
so good sir i would thank that you take you cock out of your redneck sister and go and read a book so goodbye to you sir hope you and your family have a good day!
Hello op; do you really believe this to be true? If so go ahead.. But I'm good. I'd rather live
Fox
Op for one I am an only child. Number two I do read quite a bit. And three the plan is for you to just end yourself and let someone who could use the oxygen that you are wasting have it, such as an elderly person! Now shut up, write your suicide note, tie your noose and get it ready, then put your gay porn on and put the noose around your scrawny neck, and begin jerking off to have some auto-erotic asphixiation fun so that your mom can find your corpse hanging there in the morning when she goes to the basement to do your laundry.
This isn't even a confession its fuckin bullshit and belongs in random or funny
Fox
Yes fox i know. Isn't it hilarious when a moron gets all wound up over a one sentence statement? And in his response he is so pissed that he gets the reply all twistrd because he can't even type it out properly? Haha!! At least i got a good laugh out of his rambling that made my last hour at work pass faster when i read it.
How does one get a little bit of aids, or a little bit of flu......MORON!!!..... A virus does not work in this way, you can't just get a little bit, were you asleep in biology class? Just because you crave aids infected cock doesn't mean the rest of us want your disease ridden prison sex anytime soon. You need sodomized daily by horse whose big cock fills your innards with that cream of life vitality you love.....fuckhead....get out of here
and, just so you know, it wouldn't work either way. a flu jab is a small amount of a HIBERNATING flu virus. it it was active, it would probably have a 50/50 chance of infecting you. In the case of aids. you'd stand no fucking chance. straight up contamination of your genetic material. But please, do us all a favour and dont listen to a word i just said :)
Happened to me. Fucked a girl who later told me she was a false positive, ie one positive test, then negative. Went to test, same with me, one positive, then negative. This was thirty years ago.
Ummmm The AIDs virus wasn't the only thing our OP got a little bit of. Think that was his portion of brains also. A good example of the need for more abortions.
