So, I don't get it. I was out of town, went out for drinks and went to a strip club. This blonde cutie chats me up, she's running around naked. Of course she wants me to buy her drinks, par for the course right? Then she's talking about hooking up (which I thought they couldn't do). So I laughed, and was like "yeah you're not allowed to do that, just like I can't take your picture."
"you can take my picture if I give you permission..."
And I was like, "nah I'm good."
But she insisted, "I'm authentic, take my picture - pick me up when I get off at 12:30am, you got a room?"
So stupid me takes her picture and instantly I have two bouncers on me and I was literally thrown out on my ass. It was 11:20pm so I decided to wait and see if she would still want to hook up.
Sure enough she comes out and I get out of my car and wave to her, she waves back and comes up to me.
"I'm so sorry about that, I told them to let you back in but they said it was company policy to boot you, but hey, about that date - I have to get home but perhaps tomorrow?"
She kisses me on my cheek, and leaves. What the fuck was that even all about?
I have to confess, I'm confused. Was there some kind of scam? What am I missing here. No money was stolen - just about $30 on buying her drinks and another $20 for a lap dance with her (where she put her tits in my face and went upside down and poked my nose with her pussy).

I’m a 29 married mom and I’ve been fucking my boss. He’s 42 married and has kids. 

One night we went out with a few people from work. We have flirted a bit over time but this night was heavy on the flirting. It was a late night and as soon as the last person left his house, my boss turned to me and grabbed my ass. Grabbed me by the back of the neck and kissed me. Eventually we went to the living room and he made me suck his big cock. And it was definitely big. He wanted to go down on me and ate me till I came twice. Then he bent me over and started fucking me doggy. Hard. 

we did it all over the house. When he was ready he creampied me. About 15 mins later I figured I would go but he wanted more. He started fucking me again and eventually gave me a big facial. 
I went home at like 4 am with cream in me and on me. It was so hot. 

I thought that would be it. But we ended up sending sexy texts and pics back and forth. One day at work told me to wear a dress the next day so I did. I came in and shit the door. He flipped up my dress and started eating me. Eventually he bent me over his desk and creampied me again. I went back to work with it dripping down my leg. 

we did it one more time. He had a party and his wife passed out. After everyone left I stayed and sucked his dick in his kitchen. Then he wanted to put it in my ass and I let him. He came on my face again. Then told me he’d put it in his wife later that night. He sent me the proof. 

I can’t wait to fuck him again. 

My wife ordered a strap on and it will be here today. I'm totally going to bitch out for her and she can't wait. I can't either!

After picking her up in a bar back at my hotel waiting for the elevator she's already got her panties off.

I fucked a long-time friend of mine for the first time the other night. She and I have known each other a long time and never even considered hooking up, so it took me by surprise when she asked me out of the blue if I wanted to fuck her. I didn't take her seriously at first, I figured she was just teasing me the way I always teased her about us doing it.. Turns out she was seriously asking me. Considering she has a boyfriend, someone I've also known for years, I should have said no....but I didn't. I said if she was serious then the answer's yes. Turns out that, despite the fact I was complacent in helping her cheat on her boyfriend, I'm glad I said yes. You see she's that most elusive of creatures...the squirter. I've seen girls do it in porn videos but never experienced it for myself until that night. It is so fucking hot to see a girl do that and know you were the one responsible....and I made her do it over, and over, and over again. Actually I lost count of how many times I made her cum. But it was a lot. I can't wait until we do it again. And she did assure me there'd be a next time.

Hey all! How do glory holes work? Like how do you know of someone will be there? Do you just wait or is that something you set up before you go? Last, are they even real hahah never actually seen one

I confess to having an amazing weekend. The lady and I had a nice day out and about. A bit of shopping, a movie, sushi, wine, and a nice big doobie to finish things off. She had her "monthly visitor" but I wasn't worried, she's very diligent in making sure I'm taken care of. So, when she asked me to come up to the shower, I knew I was about to get my cock sucked...
We went up stairs, I started the shower, she stripped down. Her sexy tiny frame and sweet little a-cups exposed to the air and my eyes got me instantly aroused. One of those sweet little bodies that I could stare at, rub on, and lick for the rest of my life. We started kissing as we entered the shower. The steam was no match for the heat radiating from my body as I knew that it was "me time," and I was about to receive the amazing oral skills of a woman who's spent years honing her skills on me. Needless to say, I was already getting hard.
She gently cleaned my cock, stroking it with the perfect speed and grip that only one who truly knows you can. Then, she slipped her hand into the crack of my ass and began washing it, rather feverishly. I knew she was getting ready to shove her face in there, and my body began to tingle. It was far from the first time she'd use her skilled little tongue on my ass. She loved it when I did, and happily returned the favor... often.
But, what happened next, I didn't see coming. After using her mouth on my now fully erect cock, she turned me around. I brimmed with anticipation of that sweet tongue working my ass. She slowly stroked my cock, now dripping with precum, as she worked wonders from behind me. Tongue licking up and down, poking just barely inside of me. Fast, then slow, slower, than too fast. Every change of her tongue matched by the opposite with her hand. It was heaven.
Then, out of nowhere, her fingers slipped from playfully rubbing my cheeks, to the inside of my crack. The anticipation of a new sensation was almost too much. Her finger slowly slipped inside of me. At first, I was suprised to find that, thanks to our silky bodywash, there was no pain. It was awkward at first, but as I began to feel shivers run through me, I knew that I had begun to enjoy it.
She started slowly moving in and out of me, quickening subtly over time. When she fully inserted her finger and pressed upward... I felt as though I was cumming on the spot. But, to my surprise I did not. She began to move her finger on that spot over and over again, while ever so slowly stroking my raging hardon. She whispered, "does it feel good?" "Oh my God, Yes, Don't fucking stop!," was all I could muster as my body began convulsing with pleasure. And as she quickened her hand and her finger, I simply couldn't stand it any more. I came with the force of a thousand suns, and watched my cum fly out of me in spurts that I haven't seen since I was a teenager. She spun me around and suckled on my pulsing cock until I told her that if she didn't stop, I wouldn't be able to catch my breathe.
Needless to say, I can't wait until our next shower...
So friends, how was your weekend??

When she says this is waiting to get home to me!! 8)

I confess the the level of cynicism here makes me laugh. Someone could post about getting a new goldfish and someone else already has "pics or gtfo" in a cut and paste file just waiting to use it.
It's all about fantasy here. I know if my life was as good or better than what I find here, I wouldn't need the internet at all.

My chic was really letting me fuck her mouth good and deep before she left for work. Really wanted that mouthful, but ran outta time. She is on her way home now.  Decided to call in so she could come home and get her mouth around 
that big cock again and finish the job. Can’t wait to overfill that mouth! 

I must confess that when I was away on a business trip a couple years ago I had a hooker come over. She was a cheap whore too, skinny and kinda homely, but she really tried hard. She was giving me a blow job while I was fingering her, then turns to me and asks if I want her to hop on and I say yes. She reaches over and grabs a cover and..... Well that's what I expected from my previous times with hookers, but what really happens is this. She says "do you want a condom on?" I say "whatever" and away she goes. It was the most amazing feeling sliding into that dirty pussy, horrible and forbidden. Pretty soon I blew my load in that pussy. We laid there for a few minutes and I was like what the fuck did I just do. I started thinking fuck that was stup..... and then she starts sucking on my cock again. Then all I could think of was getting back in that hot nasty pussy. She got me hard and I fucked her every which way until I came again. A couple days later I flew home. The night I got home I fucked my wife like she has never been fucked before thinking of that dirty whore pussy I had been in a couple nights before. My wife loved it and thought it was because I really missed her.

About a year later my wife takes the kids out of town on a trip with her friend. Well I get the hankering again and look up another girl, this time earlier in the day that the wife and kids are coming home. I head over and meet up with this hooker, a classier one this time, or so I thought. Well we sit on the couch for a bit, I get my fingers in that wet pussy, then she leads me to the bedroom, strips both of us naked, drops to her knees and starts blowing me like crazy. After a bit of that she gets up, leads me to the bed and crawls up and lays down. Next thing I know she pulls me on top of her and my cock is in before I could even react. I didn't last long and filled her up and then again a little bit later. She asks if I want to take a shower, but I decline.

I head home and wait for my wife. She gets home and we put the kids to bed then head for the bedroom. We get going and she drops down and puts my dick, now covered in dried dirty pussy, in her mouth and she pauses for a second then just starts going to town. When I felt like I was getting ready to cum I laid her down on the bed and stuck the same fingers that had been in the whore earlier in her, mixing the pussy juice and bringing her right to the edge. Not being able to stand it anymore I slam my cock into her and we both have the hugest orgasms.

After we lay there for a while and catch our breath my wife turns to me and says "your cock tasted funny". I asked her how so? She couldn't really describe it, just she really liked it and somehow it seemed to really turn her on.

Well it has been a year since that happened and I am on a business trip heading home tomorrow. I am scheduled with another whore before I leave tomorrow. I know it's stupid and I've already tempted fate twice and got away clean, but in there somewhere I'm hoping that I get to bareback it with this one too.....