http://www.sfgate.com/world/article/Spanish-tourists-raped-in-Acapulco-4254452.php

This story almost made me cum in my pants reading it. Being one of those guys and being forced to watch my girlfriend and my friends' girlfriends raped is my worst nightmare and my deepest fantasy.

Heres my confession
My wife and I have a friend that we get together with for threesomes. We've been doing it for a couple of years and obviously been around each other naked. This night would be different.

He invited me out with a group of friends for a night of partying. We went to a local tourist gambling town. The night started with drinks at the room then some gambling, I lost. Moved on to one of the clubs private rooms, where we continued to get drunk. As the night went on we discussed getting dancers for the room or a couple hookers, there were about ten of us. Everybody was in so we left and headed to the strip club. by this time I was pretty drunk, couple of guys were trying to get some girls to come back with us and everyone else was getting dances. After about an hour or so we all decided to head back to the hotel. Once there the group split up. My friend, myself an two other guys headed up to get a drink and some "powder". This was my first time trying it so I was a little nervous about my reaction. Stayed here a couple minutes then went back down to lobby area. While down there my buddy was chatting up the local talent, and agreed to come to the room. Unfortunately we couldn't find the rest of the party, and she went on to other customers. By this time the night was a bust.

My buddy and I decided to head back to his house. Once there we had some more powder and started talking about how much we liked fuckin my wife, and trying double pussy fucking. Diring this time we were both serching for porn that we would do to my wife. Then I noticed my buddy stroking his cock in his shorts,I figured what the hell, so I started. Oddly enough we started watching the same movie from different sites. After about 15 minutes he pulls his cock out and continues stroking, so I do the same. Getting a good look at him I notice he's a little thicker than me but I'm a little longer. Now here we are sitting on his couch jerking off in front of each other. The last time we did that we were giving my wife a double facial. So there we were stroking our cock, watching porn, and obviously watching each other. The guys in the movie start covering the chick with cum. I blow my load all over my stomach, and seconds later my buddy shoots his load on his stomach. We clean up and go on talking like normal. Now I wonder if he wants to go further, or if we were both just too horny from the night we had, and if so do i tell my or just see what happens during our next threesome.

Hot tourist

True Story From The Annals Of Newport Beach:
Around 6pm, I went over to my favorite bar, JoJo’s, in Newport Beach for a beer and to find a pool game. The bar has a nautical motif, lots of fish nets, stuffed fish, pictures of big surf…that sort of stuff. The bar’s in front and there’s tables behind. It’s a cool little place pretty much locals only, the tourists don’t know the place even exists.
I’m 25, work in Irvine just up the street inland but I live in Newport Beach. I love the beach, love the town and am very happy with my life.
Sitting at the bar was this luscious little babe who looked vivacious, young and eager, with white short shorts, golden legs all the way up to her waist, really cute face, lips, eyes and nice natural tits…a handful at the most but very attractive. She looked at me and I looked at her and it was love t first sight. She was sooooo fucking cute! I wanted to fuck her right there but….and she knew it!
I sat down next to her and went through the preliminaries: Her name was Cindy, she was from Whittier but someone told her about Jo Jo’s and she thought she’d try it out. I thought it was unusual for a girl by herself to have come all the way down from Whittier just to try the place out. I was wondering what she was up to. She said, ”oh no, I’m not alone, my friends are sitting at the table back there,” pointing to the back where the pool tables are and the eating tables. “I’m just getting the beers.”
Yep…there were three girls sitting back there, all by themselves. She got the beers and invited me back to join them, and I went.
As it turned out, there were two really cute girls and one guy. He is rather effeminate but actually a guy. It turns out he was Cindy’s brother--so I could see a bit of a problem of her going with me to my place later.
We all chatted and laughed, chugged several beers and were all feeling quite good. I was flirting heavily with Cindy and she knew what I wanted—her, all of her, and she was ready for it.
Then Cindy came clean: “Jeremy is looking to try something he’s never done before. He isn’t sure about who he really is and wants to experiment. He wants to see what it’s like to be with a guy”. I said, “HUH?” “WTF”? I asked if he is gay and the three girls all screeched and giggled looking first at him then me. Cindy said that Jeremy would like to, “you know”. I said, “no, I don’t know, what the hell are you talking about?”
Monica whispered, “Jeremy wants to see what it’s like to suck a guy’s, you know. You know what he wants to do…he wants to suck a…GUY”! All the girls screamed in their Valley Girl accent. Cindy said, ”he is wondering if you would let him suck you off.” The girls screamed again laughing and giggling and having a great time. Cindy said, “I’ve been trying to find him a guy who would let him do it. Would YOU let him?”
I’m looking at her and I can see the ultimatum on her face--let him suck my dick or she won’t go with me tonight. “So, does he swallow?” The girls screamed with delight crossing and uncrossing their legs.
So far, no one had even spoken to Jeremy to ask him anything. The conversation was between me and the girls. Monica said, “if he has to I guess he probably would.” I replied directly to Cindy, “how about this; I’ll let him suck my cock [the girls screeched in laughter] if you’ll go with me tonight out on a date.” Cindy knew what I wanted. She said, “YES, let’s do it”.
”Ok girls…put some lipstick on him first, make it real nice…I want a red ring on it when I’m finished.” The girls knew exactly what I meant and set to work doing preparing him for his first submission to a guy.
All three girls whipped out their lip color, outline pencils and started in. They were chattering like a bunch of parrots in a tree, telling Jeremy about how he was going to like his first oral experience with a horny guy, who by now, needed his dick sucked. They were primping and painting his lips. When they finished, he did look like a girl: small, submissive and ready to suck! My dick started swelling at the thought of a virgin mouth around my demanding pole. I made a mental picture of how he would look after I had fucked his mouth…ejaculated in it…and then made him swallow all the sticky fluid.
When he was ready to go, I got up and looked at Jeremy’s face. He looked flustered by all the activity but ready to take his first step to see if he was gay. Cindy looked up at him and said, “just relax Jeremy, this is what you wanted. Just do whatever he wants you to do. Don’t say “no” to anything--just do it--that’s what guys like.” “When it comes to sex, guys like to be obeyed,” Hearing that made my dick swell more.
OH BABY…THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN. A BLOWJOB FROM JEREMY AND THEN….FUCKING HER ALL NIGHT LONG….ALL NIGHT LONG!!!
Jeremy sheepishly followed me out to my car…as SUV….blacked out windows. I got in the front and started it then turned on the AC. Then I got in the back and had him sit in the back too. I had on rather tight slacks…good fabric..thin, flexible and tailored. He could clearly see my excitement AND my boner lifting up those thin slacks. I was enjoying this especially since he had never had a cock in his mouth and mine would be the first oozing erection he had ever tasted!
Then he asked…”what do you want me to do”? I asked if this was his first time and he said “yes”. I almost ejaculated right them. I told him to lean over and kiss my hard on. He was kind of slow so I put one hand on his head and guided his mouth to my crotch. I held him there while he kissed and nibbled my dick through my slacks. I was so hard now that my dick hurt. I told him to unzip my slacks while I undid the belt.
His hands were literally shaking with excitement. I pulled my slacks down shorts with them. My boner sprang up right in his face. I laughed and said, “well…there he is…in all his glory”. By now, he was leaking cum…I pushed Jeremy’s mouth down on the tip so he could suckle the slimy liquid oozing out of my urethra. I had him lick it off. He pulled long stringers of cum back with his tongue as he began exploring my erection, the head, shaft and testicles.
I was ready so I pushed his head down until penis met teeth. “Open your mouth Jeremy…he wants to come in and get sucked”. Jeremy opened his mouth and in he went. Tongue met glans…glans met back of throat. Jeremy gagged, further exciting me. I pulled back to let him suck the head then we’d go slow while he got used to having a demanding penis in his mouth. Jeremy looked up almost pleading…torn between desire and revulsion. I had to laugh because I knew he had no option, his brain would force him to suck my dick and drink my cream even if he consciously didn’t want to. He was a twink and he had no choice but to pleasure me…with his mouth!
A few years back, I had let a friend suck me off one time in high school. He had literally begged me. When it came time to do it he told me he didn’t want to put my dirty cock in his mouth and suck it. But…he had no choice…he had to do it. He was being made to do it by something he didn’t know what. That was what was happening here. Jeremy’s mind was making him carry out his fantasy of submitting to a horny male who would make him go all the way…including swallowing semen.
I had my hand on Jeremy’s head and I pushed and pulled his head [and mouth] up and down my cock. I was determined to make it last so I pushed him off and them made him lick my balls. I wanted him to worship the source of the testosterone and sperm that he was about to eat. He actually sucked them, one at a time, while I humped his face telling him what a good job he was doing.
OMG…I was HOT, HOT, HOT! I could hardly wait to see how he handled a load of my sticky cum in his mouth…LOL!
Then, back to my totally stiff erection. I pushed his head down on it again and, this time, began in earnest to fuck his mouth. Not deep but just enough to make him choke on it now and then. In and out. In and out. In and out. In and out. I let him suckle and lick the head…. In and out….until I was ready.
I held his head tight and began spurting. I was grunting and swearing and pushing his head down on it…I was making him eat my entire masculine issue. My prostate, testicles and other glands emptied their rich cream in Jeremy’s mouth. He was green..lol! All that sticky, gooey slime in his mouth at one time…straight from between my legs. His stomach was wretching. His eyes were literally bulging out…LOL! He had a mouthful of my cum and I really wanted to watch him swallow it..
“Just hold it in your mouth and just let it trickle down your throat”. He held it but motioned that it wasn’t going anywhere. I told him to open his mouth and show it to me. It was a big pool of sticky white cream that filled his mouth. I loved it! Then, looking very brave, he took a big gulp and swallowed. Then he took another gulp and swallowed again. He coughed and choked but it was down. He started telling me how rough I was on him but he liked it. He sounded like a girl. His mouth was sticky with cum and he was lisping. I laughed and patted him on the head. “You did a good job for your first time”.
We went back in to the bar and sat with the very excited girls. They could see just by looking at him that he had done it! His lips were glossy with semen and his mouth was sticky and gooey. They all questioned me at once: “How was it? Did you…you know…in his mouth? Did he swallow? Did he like it? Did YOU like it?
I told them “I liked it”, “he did a decent job for his first time” AND---here it comes---“HE SWALLOWED”. They screamed with laughter at the picture of him with a mouthful of cock and creamy cum, unable to take it all at once. They all at once started telling him, “you see, I told you there is a lot to learn about how to give a guy a bj”. “It’s not that easy. You have to find out how each guy likes it…then do It for him”. “Now you know what he likes”, they all sang in unison.
Cindy and I eventually took off for my place. By now, she was horny as a hoot owl after seeing her brother with cum in his lips and the smell of my semen on his breath. They could all smell it wafting around the table as Jeremy began to explained it…and how much he had liked it. He said he was hooked. Monica asked, “would you do it again”? Jeremy answered, “OH YEAH…I’D DO IT AGAIN….AND AGAIN”, again to the screaming laughter of the girls.
When we were alone, the first thing Cindy said was, “OK, show me what you made my brother do for you. I said, “OK but I’ll have to pull over so we can get in the back seat”. She was eager and I was erect again. I could hardly wait to teach her the meaning of respect and she was licking her lips in anticipation of her lesson in obedience. This One loves being a GIRL…and all the things that go with it. Hey…so does her brother….LOL!

I finally did it...

Parked by the Downs today in Bristol (big open fields that are popular with tourists and runners). Got a fat semi on and played with my dick as female runners and walkers passed by my car and looked in.

I got one that had a good look eventually, others may have but I was nervous and kept covering. She was a brunette milf/cougar type with nice tits and in reasonable shape. The thought that she saw my dick though is great. Trying to find similar vids on here to fapp too. Would record at some point once I know iCloud won't sync to every single device I have and give the game away to gf.

Need to do a few more times and then try and escalate to talking to them (ask for some directions etc etc) and wank-off in front of them.

Thoughts from like-minded people?

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I’m an Australian airline pilot, one of my flights was Sydney to Bangkok, it was at Don Mueang Airport where I met my future wife.
She was a hostess for Thai Airways and the most beautiful girl I had ever seen.
I was walking out of the arrivals lounge in my Captains uniform and Sara was in her Hostess uniform when she walked past me turning and smiling.
After we met in Bangkok we dated for a couple of months then rented a condo near the airport and became a couple. I changed my schedule and now spent my time off in Bangkok, Sara was 19 years old and I was 28.
For our six-month anniversary we took a holiday to the Island of Phuket and stayed in a Hotel on the beach,
I still couldn’t believe how lucky I was having such a beautiful girlfriend. I was even starting to get used to other men always looking at her often to the annoyance of their girlfriends.
It was Saturday evening and we wanted to have some fun, we took a taxi to Patong and the famous Bangla Road. This famous red-light district road is lined with bars, clubs, neon lights, Thai girls dancing and talking with tourist men.
We stopped at a few bars had some drinks, watched the Go-go dancers and bar girls working the tourists.
After the street bars we settled in a club with tables and a stage where bar girls danced in tight crop tops and shorts. The club started filling up with tourists from many different countries and ages. We were sitting at a table near the stage and it became obvious to me that Sara was attracting more attention than the girls dancing.
I could see the bar girls noticing the attention she was attracting also, one girl came to our table and spoke with her in Thai, Sara told me she wants her to dance with her.
I said she should, she loves to dance and I was happy to watch.
They got up on the stage, the tourist men loved this and cheered, the girls started to dance. Sara was wearing a tight white t-shirt and cut off denim shorts, under this was a white padded strapless bra and black G-string.
After a couple of songs Sara and the bar girl had all of the attention, the bar girl took off her crop top revealing her petite boobs. The men cheered loudly and many were standing at the edge of the stage now, I had to stand to see the girls now.
The girls were dancing to Billie Jean when the bar girl grabbed the bottom of Sara’s t-shirt and started lifting it up. I couldn’t believe my eyes when she held her arms above her head and let the bar girl take it off.
The crowd went crazy, I saw Sara looking for me and caught her eye, I could see she was nervous.
I thought I would be jealous and I actually was however the raw sexual excitement was so much more powerful, at that moment I needed her to keep going more than anything in the world.
I smiled at her and nodded my head saying it’s ok although there was no way she could hear me.
Through the crowd I saw the bar girl undo Sara’s bra and take it off revealing her amazing boobs, the men went absolutely crazy, I nearly exploded.
I decided to push through the crowd and get to the edge of the stage also. The crowd of tourist men were like a pack of wild animals, it was obvious Sara was no bar girl, she was classy, petite and the most beautiful girl there.
Sara caught my eye again, she mouthed “I’m sorry”, I just smiled and gave her a thumbs up. I had never seen her like this before, I could see by the way she was dancing that she was loving the attention.
A couple more songs and both girls were naked, some other bar girls joined them also naked. Sara’s freshly shaved pussy was definitely getting the most attention.
The sexual energy was intense, there was security to stop any men getting up on the stage however its accepted for men touch the girls when they come close.
I could see the bar girls working the crowd now, each trying to find a man who will pay their “bar fine” and take them out for the evening and/or negotiate a price for sex.
Sara was staying back, not game to get close to the crowd of men with their outstretched groping hands.
Some bar girls still naked were now mingling with the men in the club, there was a room at the back with pool tables which was much quieter.
I called Sara over and said “let’s play pool” she replied “like this” I said “sure why not” she laughed and agreed, I could tell she was excited.
I cleared some space and got her down safely (well mostly), I turned around and she wrapped her arms around my waist. I held onto her hands and walked her through the crowd. I knew there was hands over Sara’s body. She was squeezing close but I could feel hands between us chasing after her boobs,
I could only imagine what was happening behind.
We got through the crowd, Sara’s only comment “well that was interesting”
I didn’t ask for details.
We setup the pool table and started to attract our own crowd again, the men were loving watching Sara bending over to take shots. They were better behaved now, not trying to touch and many talking with us.
After a few games Sara whispered in my ear “I’m horny” I said “so am I” and
“I want you right here right now”.
She giggled and said “how?” I took her hand and led her to the end of the pool table, I lifted her up and sat her on the table. She was giggling like crazy now, I spread her legs and lifted them up laying her back on the table.
I looked around and saw guys jaws dropping, I pushed her legs back and started licking her pussy.
This was like a switch being turned on, men surrounded us and hands went all over Sara’s body, guys held her arms back, her legs open, hands over her boobs, squeezing her nipples, fingers trying to get past me to seek out her pussy. One guy obsessed with her face, making her look into his eyes, stroking her cheeks, squeezing her lips, telling her to cum for him.
Licking her pussy, my fingers inside I felt her pussy clench tight and heard her squeal, I knew she was Cumming, men still holding her legs wide open.
In our normal love making this would be when we fuck, I was rock hard and more excited than I had ever been in my life. I looked around to see a crowd of men surrounding us with sleazy looks on their faces and hands still all over Sara’s body.
I decided we needed a souvenir and stood up taking my phone out of my pocket, without me guarding there was now fingers all over and inside her pussy, her ass, rubbing her clit. I switched my camera on and selected video,
I shot 20 seconds of video which seemed like hours at the time.
I put my phone back in my pocket caught her eye and said “let’s get out of here” I held out my hands, she fought her own hands free and grabbed mine.
I pulled her off the table and she grabbed me around the waist again hugging on tight.
I headed for the toilets and we moved through the crowd, I could hear Sara squealing and didn’t really want to imagine what was happening.
We made it to the toilets went inside a cubical and locked the door, Sara sat down on the toilet and said “OMG that was intense!” her eyes were sparkling,
I had never seen her like this before.
She grabbed at my hard cock, pulled it out from my shorts and started sucking like she had never sucked before. After swallowing my Cum she said “what about my clothes?”
I said “forget it, there is no way we are fighting our way back to the stage and I’m not leaving you here alone” I took off my shirt and gave it to her. She put it on like a dress, we decided to get out of the club.
Walking down Bangla road, Sara in just my shirt and me only wearing shorts we were getting a few strange looks however with our sexual energy and adrenaline running high we didn’t feel too out of place.

Camille came to work with me one day, a few months after we’d met. It was ladder work, which is why she wanted to come. I work alone mostly. And she likes being up on the ladder. I built a business taking care of people’s homes. When people ask me what I do for work, that’s what I tell them, I take care of people’s homes, but the real answer is so much more. On this day with Cam we’d be scraping window trim. But the next day is car transportation to and from the airport. And the day after is finding and fixing a small leak, but most likely replacing the dishwasher, and then repairing the flooring from the damage. Oh, and then I have to pick up clothes from a customer and allocate them elsewhere, but not before rebuilding a screen door and making and installing shelves for a local coffee shop. But on this day we’ll be on ladders scraping window trim. Which is why Cam wanted to come.

Cam stepped out of the bedroom that morning into the hall as I was exiting the bathroom. “How does this look?” She asked me. Referring to the outfit she chose to wear to work that day, she showcased it with an impromptu hallway-width catwalk turn. Unbelievable, I told her. “It’s not too long?” She asked. Referring to her skirt. Seems just right to me. Oh, good! She replied excitedly with a short hop and tail wiggle as she proceeded back into the bedroom to finish ablutions.

Camille is a short girl at five foot even, and very petite. She’s young and pretty with striking blue eyes and shoulder length dirty-blonde hair. But what attracted me to her most was and still is her playfulness. Cam doesn’t tend to take things too seriously, which I’m working on myself. Where I would maybe think far too long about something that simply doesn’t matter, Cam just goes for it and calls me a silly goose. And she’s got this ability to surprise me every time. Less so now as we’ve been together for sometime. But still from time to time she gets me. Like every day really. And to my weaning dismay, tending toward total approval to the point of following suit, ninety percent of the time her playfulness is sexual in nature, or rooted in some sort of sexual connotation. Sexual, kinky, naughty, taboo, and sometimes just downright filthy, she’s one hundred percent comfortable with her body, expressing herself sexually, speaking her mind, and she doesn’t wince easily. She’s a free flowing form of one hundred percent woman. She’s nice, she’s thoughtful, caring, loving, and an overtly naughty sex crazed being. Who wouldn’t love that.

For example: Now this is an extreme case, but it gives insight into who she is. Now let it be known, neither of us have a desire to play in this way, but Cam always jokes around in an attempt to push the boundaries, my buttons, and get me to loosen up more and more. SO we’re walking down the road one day and (Oh, God, I can’t believe I’m telling you this. Okay here goes.) So we’re walking down the road and I noticed some dried dog poop. I grabbed her and said, “Look out for the poop. Don’t step in it.” So she says to me, and I quote, “Dare me to lick it?” I’m like, Good Lord girl, no! “What’s the big deal? It’s just poop.” She told me. Question asked, question answered. - Now I need to tell you before I lose you here, this story is not about poop. I promise you. This is just an indicator into who she is. So Cam proceeds to get on her hands and knees, on the side of a fairly well trafficked road, and egg me on. And to boot, and I guess this is pertinent information, Cam doesn’t exactly believe in wearing underwear. I mean, she will if no other clothing is covering it. At which point she calls it outerwear. But if she’s wearing even the shortest of dresses or skirts, any other accompanying garments are out of the question. So there she is, this young, pretty, sexy thing, bent over on the side of a public road, her ass clearly visible to anyone who happens to pass by, daring me to dare her to lick dog poop. And if I say something such as referring to the fact that someone might see her. Her only reply ever is always in the vein of, let them see, somebody's gotta make the world a better place. It’s not that she wants people to see, or even goes out of her way to ensure that they do. But Cam is just being Cam, and what happens, happens. I aspire to her nature of play and carefreeness, especially when it comes to sex, or simply expressing myself. I’m getting there, and I’m becoming less reserved about it. That’s why I’m writing this. I told her I would.

Oh, good lord, she just came through the room, or pranced through is more like it. Panties on her head, and a bra around her crotch area. “Is this how you wear them, David?” She asked me. Um, no, but getting closer!

So we’re off to work. Now this is a real job with real work that needs to get done. Cam is a hard fucking worker too. Bright, intelligent, intuitive when it comes to getting shit done. What needs doing, where, when, how; all the things. This isn’t just play time. Or I should say, this isn’t solely play time. But as Cam says, most time is an opportunity for play time.

So we get to this house and Cam and I begin setting up for our day. Occasionally people are shuffling by. It’s a friendly town. We wave, they wave, we say hi, and so on. We get the ladders set up, the music going, and all we need is a tarp and some scrapers and we’re off. This is a mountain ski resort town in Colorado, so It’s a beautiful day. And increasingly so, the people in these towns, whether they be tourists or locals, dress more like they are on a beach in Southern California rather than at nine thousand feet. But the weather is conducive, so the attire is, shall we say, nice to look at because there’s less and less of it. Or as Cam points out to me, “she’s hot.” So despite what Cam is wearing, it really draws little to no attention specifically to her. Despite the fact that, “she’s hot too.” If you take notice, you take notice, but a short skirt is par for the course here. So up the ladder she goes.

No panties on, the view from below was, how shall I say this, enjoyable to say the least. And improved my typical workday by severfold. I’m being modest. It was fucking incredible. I’m a grateful guy in general, but this was like, “okay, I’m not sure how I conjured this into my life, but I’ll take it all day long!” She liked it, she knew it, she wanted it, but most of all, she enjoyed that I liked it. And liked it, I did. So much so in fact that I could hardly keep my hand off myself. In fact, the only time I did remove my hand was to take pictures and videos that we looked at together later. I’ll share one with you here.

Now I haven’t told you a story so far, rather, just something that happened. Setting up the scene so to speak. But what would a scene be without a story? I’ve told you about me. I’ve told you about my kinky little girlfriend. But what I haven’t told you might make your head explode. In the best way, of course. At least it made mine. But I’m vanilla, or so I think. I don’t know. You be the judge. But hang tight, it’s about to get good.

So we’d brought two ladders and set both of them up, but Cam insisted I be the ground person. Or that one of us only be on one ladder at a time. Because what I haven’t told you yet is that now it was my turn, and Cam made me wear very revealing shorts to work too. One of the ways we connected when we’d first met was our mutual dislike for wearing underwear. For me, when I was a teenager I stopped wearing briefs because I was chubby, and they were just uncomfortable. I tried boxers but still to this day I don’t know how people wear those things. They’re just so uncomfortable. So since I was fifteen years old - I’m forty-six now - I haven’t worn a pair of underwear one day. And Cam loved that. Easy access to the flopping penis, she tells me, is a wonderful thing for a girl like me.

So although rather uneventful in my estimation, Cam insisted that up the ladder you go, sir. Yes ma’am. So there I was, a dangling participle revealed for her viewing. And viewed, she did, with camera and all. That iPhone has an amazing zoom, she told me. Talk about uncomfortable. Cam would yell things below as people would pass by. “Throw down the hammer, David?!” Oh good lord. “”Hey, yur lookin’ good up there!” And, “David, do you need me to hold anything for you?” And, “Hey David, I think your balls are hanging out!” Some of her comments weren’t designed for cleverness, rather to provoke the passersby and embarrass me. It’s astounding what people don’t notice. I’m on a ladder with my giant old balls hanging from my tiny red shorts one block off of Main St. and no one notices even when she points them out. The irony being you know that if I were doing that and Cam wasn’t there…

I would throw comments up to her too in an attempt to out embarrass her. As if that were possible. I wasn’t quite as good at it though, and all I’d accomplish was to make her laugh. Which was awesome, but not what I was going for. “Hey lady, the moon is out!” Or, “I see you missed a spot!” I don’t even know what that one means. All Cam had to do was reference caulk all day. For me it was a bit more challenging. I either went from not making any sense at all to just embarrassing myself with all I was yelling up to her. “I see your butt!” And queue the disgusted look from the speed walker passing by. “Cam, I’m really not good at this, love!” She was literally crying from laughter at my stupid comments. And luckily she saved me by yelling out to the speed walker. Something to the effect of, “It’s okay, he’s a little retarded, but he’s got a nice penis!” Forgoing the caulk reference completely. The lady’s look turned from one of disdain to a crooked smirk very quickly. But then I got a good one in. “Hey Cam, I see a crack, do you want me to fill it in with my big white caulk?” Okay, when I say a good one, I mean a less retarded one. I know, we’re not supposed to use that word. But I don’t think mentally handicapped people meant, abolish the word completely. They themselves just don’t want to be called retarded. But me? I’ll take a little degradation. It’s fun for sex! And sex we did!

Cam’s skirt, per the way she liked it, would be pulled up high enough to where if you looked closely enough you could see her vagina. I know! Huh, funny. Cam and I are having a back and forth right now. When I type sometimes I speak it out loud. She loves that I’m writing this, but she’s correcting my sexual vernacular as I go. She wants me to call it a see-you-next-tuesday. No, she says. Arg! A cunt! It’s a cunt. Some people have vagina’s. Hers growls! Cam just growled at me. Lol. Anyway! The way she likes to wear her clothes is if someone’s going to notice, then let them. It’s such an interesting thing to witness though. Most people actually don’t. And the ones who do pretend they don’t. She’s not trying to cause anyone alarm or discomfort, and like I said, her attire actually blends in, but she is who she is and she enjoys pushing boundaries in herself. That’s what I love about her. Plus it doesn’t hurt that she’s stunning to look at for me. A very unassuming girl. And don’t get me wrong, it’s not as though she flaunts her vagi…cunt, but if that skirt flops just the right way as a set of eyes just happens upon a glance down there, you’re gonna pussy. She’s now telling me to call it her Baby-Boo. Oh, sorry. My Baby-Boo. Baby-Boo Cunt Muffin Sandwich. I don’t really know what that means but it all checks out to me! Now she’s trying to get in here to type. H afgd sh 78 39n87gdfs

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Good lord. She wants me to tell you what her cunt muffin looks like. Okay, I’m just gonna involve you on all the back and forth that’s going on here. Yes, I will tell them it’s young. Cam is twenty-three years old. We met a year ago. She moved in six months later. She does the dishes naked. She goes to the bathroom with the door open. She pees in the shower. She licks me everywhere. She calls her tits bumps because she says she doesn’t have any. They’re not boobs, they’re bumps. I personally love them. She’s now blushing. Wow, that’s a new one. And, yes, dear, her vagina is that of a seventeen year old hairless Mexican Chihuahua. I think those are two breeds mixed into one. She’s just being silly now. It looks like one of those pumped pussy’s. We watch a lot of porn together. Pumped pussy is actually quite hot. Hers looks like a hotdog bun. She’s telling me to tell you this. I personally think it’s more the length of a hotdog bun, and looks like a shaven pumped pussy. Cunt-Muffin, sorry. Anyway, It’s long and bald and quite puffy. And it jiggles when you smack it. But I’m not kidding, it’s really long. Like all the way from normal clit positioning to her asshole. She’s giggling now. Which brings me back to my point. If Cam bends over in public, game over. There it is. She’s telling me to call it her pussy.

Wait, so your vagina is your cunt and your asshole is your pussy?
Correct.
So what’s your mouth then?
You know what my mouth is!
Oh good lord. Okay, we won’t get into that. She wants me to tell you.
Tell them how you pee-pee in me.
Dear Reader, actually, you know what, this brings me right back to the story.
Yay, she says.
Okay, so.

We’re on the ladder. No, she’s on the ladder. She’s got me flustered now. Cam is on the ladder and she says she’s got to pee. Now I never know what to expect from this girl, but I know, it’s typically never what I thought. Because when I expect a torrent of piss to come flooding down from above, no. Instead what she does is pee into her empty coffee mug on the window ledge and hand it to me. Naturally I say, what now? Whatever you like, dear. What do I like, I wonder. I’m sure she’s wanting me to drink it. And honestly, it didn’t bother me all that much. But what I really wanted to do was shock her. Show her that all is not lost and I am learning to misbehave. So I dipped my cock head in and filled it to the brim. Took a sip and climbed it back to her. Okay, that was hot, she told me. But Cam being Cam, she finished it in several gulps, put the mug down and continued scraping. “You just drank piss,” I told her! To which she responded, It’s hot up here, and kept scraping. That was our first experience drinking from each other, it came out of nowhere, and it got me like nothing ever has before. I was instantly hooked. It was the hottest thing I’d ever seen a woman do. It spoke to me sexually in a way nothing ever had before. It was almost addictive to the point of definitely wanting to explore it more rather than less. And we explored. We are exploring now as I type this. Now it seems all we do is drink each other's piss. Which I gotta tell you, it’s the last thing I thought I’d ever do, (to drink and be drunk from) but the thing I’m enjoying the most. It’s intoxicating in a way I cannot quite sum up in words. Cam says, try it! You’ll like it or you won’t. Cam says make sure you drink lots of water. I agree. Drink lots of water if you’re going to piss in your girlfriend’s mouth, and vice-versa. But we drink so much pee that it’s hardly even sexual anymore. Cam says, “turns me on!” I agree, it turns me on too. But it’s more utilitarian at this point. We spend a ton of time together. That’s not to say we don’t spend time apart, but we’ve learned to love and more so, accept each other as is, so it’s fun. We can just be who we are with each other. And who we are has turned out to be a pee drinking couple, among other things. And we drink a lot of pee. We literally just drink from each other all the time. I don’t use the toilet anymore. And neither does she. We either pee in each other, on each other, in glasses or on ourselves. To which Cam just made slurping noises with her tongue out. Oh Good Lord. Okay I’m getting turned on now.

We share a lot. We’re both artists, we enjoy similar things such as peeing in the shower. I’m joking, not joking. But I think my point is that we enjoy being apart just as much as we enjoy being together. Because we enjoy what we do separately too. So when we come together, it’s from full and enjoyable lives that we love. But pee, right. It’s utilitarian at this point, but no less hot. We just pee anywhere all the time. Sometimes even without provocation or foresite. We’ll just be walking along the road and there’s piss running down Cam’s leg. Or I will pee my shorts while sitting across from her drinking our morning coffee in the garden. But most often we’re drinking it. I’ve drank so much of this girl’s pee I hardly drink anything more. And even when I’m drinking other things, Cam pees in them for me, and I in hers. But I think our favorite is directly in our mouths. And there’s no asking anymore. I got over that months ago. I just pee. No asking, no wishy-washy, just simply pee.

Despite popular belief, when you drink water, pee tastes like water. We’re both healthy, active, relatively fit people. So nothing weird there, like no weird taste or disease or anything like that. It’s just pee! And I like pee. Cam likes it too. Even once, okay now bare with me. We pee’d each other’s clothes. As in, soaked them through. Now even though you might think this is getting weird, or, weird sailed long ago, it’s our thing and we enjoy it. But clothes soaked through, they then hung out to dry until we were ready to wear them out. I think you know where I’m going with this. Yes we wore pissed dry clothes in public. Cam just chuckled to herself. Yes, honey, I know. Cam likes the smell, but I don’t really think it does. Or if it does I guess I like it too. It’s just kind of nice in this crazy world to have a secret in plain site like that. We have friends, jobs, dreams, aspirations, family, all of it. But at the end of the day we enjoy the piss. Cam calls it piss more than me. I say pee. Dick wine. Bladder nectar. She’s giving me these names now. Urethra juice. She’s asking me to tell you what I use her mouth as. I’d argue but…it’s my urinal. Her mouth is my urinal. My colastami sack. My toilet bowl. Okay I’m done now.

So Cam is telling me to tell you other things but I think I’ll save that for another story. I have to admit, this was fun, and cathartic. She’s my catheter, she says. Okay, we’re gonna go now. Cam says please try drinking pee and that it’s good for you to try new things. She’s waving, bye. Okay, until next time. Pee you later! Bye!!! Bye!

I couldn’t believe my luck. Sometimes I drive around at night looking for cute girls to flash my dick to. I usually drive with just a t-shirt on so I can freely stroke my dick and keep it hard. I like to drive around a beach area that’s popular with tourists but many times I can drive around for hours and never find anyone to flash.

This night I’d been driving for over half an hour and spotted 3 people walking away from the beach and towards a residential area. I’d been sitting at a red light and watched them for a minute. One of them was a skinny guy and the other two were very cute girls. Both girls had long brown hair, one was wearing white shorts and the other had on jean shorts. The one in the white shorts had a t-shirt tucked in and the other wore a shirt that left her flat stomach visible and both of them had nice, thin fit bodies with cute little asses. I was very excited to see them so I quickly turned, drove past them by 3 blocks, turned right at the corner and stopped my car behind some shrubs after a few feet. The area was not well lit and very quiet since it was just before midnight. I got out of my car, pulled off my t-shirt, put on a hat and peeked around the corner of the shrubs to see if they were still walking my way. They were still headed my way and were walking down the middle of the road since there was no traffic. I was very nervous but excited and walked to the middle of the intersection, into the light from the street light and faced them with my cock in my hand. They were about a block and a half from me at this point and after a few more steps they finally noticed me. They just stopped right there and watched me for a couple of seconds. I heard one girl laugh and the guy just gave me a “wtf” shrug as they stood there. I continued to stand there and masturbate for what seemed like minutes but was actually seconds while they looked at me. I couldn’t risk any more time so I jumped in my car and drove a few miles to a spot where I’ve jerked off before and finished myself off with one of the biggest orgasms I’ve ever had.

this is goign to sound weird or fucked up..but.. ever since.. 2005 i have been faking out profiles on match, jdate, afroromance (black guy), website that there is out there.. i am on it (military singles).. and all with fake pictures... and i get laid.. as fucking hell.

- i start playing and pretend i come up with a fantasy of having a massage in the dark.. or play the lost tourist.. (i fuck them in the darkness, they can see me.. so.. fuck it..
.. i have fucked so many girls.. and had girls send me nude picture.. it is ridiculous.

i will post pictures.. ineed to download them from my 5 different fake profiles. but here is one.. from my newest.. idiot girl.. (did not fucked her.. cos i had to leave the country on business but.. ).. look at those tits.

What do you think of Thai girls?

These girls are not the cheap hookers from 3rd the world villages you see in the bars and Go Go Bars in the tourist traps in Thailand

Enjoy!