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I confess that I want McKayla Maroney, Aly Raisman, and Kyla Ross to run a train on me. I want to cum all over their tight, Olympian, teenage girl bodies.

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I confess that I have no children and would never want any, don't look at other kids at all or even think about them but I think about having an imaginary daughter and all the nasty things I'd catch her doing in her room. I decided to rent a two bedroom and made it up as if I do have a daughter. It's full of pink things, toys, bears, and even dresses I picked up from Ross. Yeah, I got it at Ross.

Anyway, I sometimes go into "her" room and masturbate on her bed.

My neighbor saw me once and was really confused. That is the last time I leave the shades open.

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Forbidden Desires (3)
HOLY FUCKING HELL… everything has changed.
I came home Friday afternoon. I could smell smoke coming from the kitchen. As I entered, I saw her there standing at the sink, washing something. In her sexy leather leggings. Then I noticed her hair. It wasn’t Mommy but her twin Sister, Sharon. She turns to me “Hey sweetie.” “Hi.” I reply back. She dries her hands and takes her ciggy from the ashtray and sucks deep on it. “Look, Mommy had to leave, she’s meeting with some friends. But don’t worry, I’ll be here tonight.” She sits down at the table. A weird thing to say, I thought. “No dinner tonight.” She holds up a bottle of red wine. “This ok with you?” Before I could answer. “Come, sit. We need to talk. Be a dear and get 2 glasses.” As she opens the bottle I oblige. Sitting down she pours it into the glasses. “Cheers.” She says and takes a drink. She offers me a cigarette. I didn’t know what to do. She laughs. “It’s ok, I won’t tell Mommy. It’ll be our little secret.” I try to respond but instead just take my box of cigarettes from my pocket. “Mmm, Benson, the same as Mommy. Been stealing Mommy’s cigarettes?” She lights her Marlboro Gold then lights mine. “Sure isn’t that how we all started, sneaking ciggies from Mommy’s handbag.” I take a drink, never really like wine. “So.” She asks. “How long have you been a dirty little pervert?” I’m shocked by this. She sucks hard on her ciggy as smoke pours from her nose. I’m frozen with fear. She casually takes another drink. “I know your secret and so does Mommy.” “No…no…I…” Completely lost at what to do or say. She adds. “You know what a black light is used for?” There was a pause, a loud, long pause. She smiles. “Drink up, sweetie and finish your ciggy.” I forgot what hand had which and tried to drink my cigarette. She laughs more. “See, Mommy noticed a particular smell coming from certain things. She was puzzled for a while but realised it had to be you. So she bought the black light and was dumbfounded by what see saw.” Sharon refills my glass and hers. “She came to me and told me and showed me. The leggings, outside and inside. Her handbag. Not to mention what see saw on her bed.” I couldn’t even look at her at this point. She stubs out her cigarette and lights another one. “Ross, look at me.” I barely could. “As far as I’m concerned, that so fucking hot!” A wave of relief and surprise washes over me. I light another cigarette and finish my drink. She pours another glass for me. “She wanted to burn her leggings but I told her I’d do it. But I didn’t. I’m wearing them. Now drink up, sweetie.” She almost forces the wine down my throw. “C’mon.” She finished her wine and puts her handbag around her shoulder. Picking up her box cigarettes she takes my hand. I quickly grab my box. She leads me out of the kitchen and up the stairs. Halfway up she takes the ciggy from her mouth and asks. “Do ever do coke?” Before I could answer her we were at the top of the stairs. She pins me to the wall. We kiss. I’m surprised my erection didn’t penetrate her there and then. She adds. “Your first line should always be in the bathroom and with a family member.” We go inside and close the door…

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I confess I love love love walking around the mall after peeing my pants. I love to watch the expressions on people's faces when they see my wet pants. Sometimes I wear my white pants and no underwear and when I pee in them and my dick gets hard it's really obvious and people get so freaked out cuz they can see my dick and balls and stuff and lots of times they call securaty or manigers or whatnot and make me leave the store and when they do that I just flop on the floor and make them pick me up and they get my pee all over their hands and whatnot. Sometimes they just drag me and my pants get pulled down and my dick flops out and old ladies see it. It is so funny to me I can't stop laughing. Today I was in a Ross dress for less and I went and stood right next to a hot girl around 20 something and she was looking at bras and I just looked her right in the eyes and asked if she knew where the bathroom was and then I just let loose and it all just goes flooding down my leg onto the floor and I said oh sorry and just kept staring at her all serius like and she backed up real fast because the puddle was moving fast and she was waring flip flops. She just ask if I was ok and I said yeah why and she looked down and then took off and I couldn't stop laughing. So I grabbed a bunch of lady slips and whatnot from the next rack and put them on the big puddle and left before they got me.

Goddamn that was some funny shit right there I tell you what. I'm trying really hard to poop in my pants but it takes so much consentration so not sure I can unless I eated a bunch of spagetti or something and got sick.

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Forbidden Desires (Final)
Not long afterwards, my coked up aunt and I leave the bathroom and enter into Mommy dark, cold bedroom. I close the door. I notice the quilt is new. I laugh. “New quilt” Sharon also laughs and adds. “We’ll have to change that.” She leaves her handbag on the locker and sits on the bed. “Here, help me get these off. I want you inside me properly.”

I help her take off Mommy’s leather leggings. It take a while, almost glued on to her with all the cum. Once off, I liked them and rubbed them off my crotch. I gently folded them and leave them on the carpet. “I’ll be wearing them later.” “Mmm, nice.” She adds. “Now,” Sharon says, pointing to her handbag. “Your turn to cut some coke.” I light a cigarette, I’m giddy and excited at the thought of doing this. Sharon takes off her ripped blouse and bra. She stands behind me, completely naked and instructs how to do this. She rolls the note and hands it to me. “Mommy’s coke whore.” She says stroking my cheek. I bend and snort 2 lines into my nose. Then she does the same. She rubs and twitches her nose, lighting a fresh cigarette. “Why are your clothes still on, sweetie?” I quickly take them off. My coked up aunt uses my T-shirt to dry herself off. She then smokes a ciggy for me; nose exhales, double pumps and dangles. Once finished I kiss her. “Thanks you, Mommy.” She then gets onto the bed and grabs the bag of coke and spills some out onto her crotch. She looks at me. I stand their with my rock hard erection looking at her. I lick my lips and climb onto of her. My cock pushed the coke deep inside. She moans and bites her lip as I penetrate her. “Mmm. Mommy good boy.” She exclaims as I begin to push and thrust. I start to suck her breasts. Faster and faster, harder and harder… “You belong to me now.” She mutters in the throws of ecstasy. “Yes Mommy.” I add as I ejaculate in my coked up aunt on my Mother’s bed. I keep going pushing and pushing empting my load. Gradually I stop, she holds me tight. “Good boy.” She repeats as we lay there, motionless. Panting, your hearts beating. The film of cum soaking into your naked bodies. Silence settles between us. It starts to rain.

We stay in that position for some time. “Fancy a line?” Sharon asks, breaking the trance that had overcome us. She lights a ciggy, it dangles seductively from her mouth as she chops some of the powder into lines. I get up and light a cigarette. I stand behind with my throbbing erection then I stick it in her ass. She throws back her head and pinches her nose. “Mmm, good boy.” She finishes the other line then uses one hand to steady herself against the wall and her other hand to finger herself. This continues for hours: ciggies, coke and cum…

It was early in the morning, we were in the hall. Sharon was touching up her make-up and I was cutting a few lines on the table near the door. I roll a note and snort 2 lines. I hand her the note. “Thanks.” She quickly runs 2 lines into her nose. “C’mon.” She adds as we leave the house. It was bright out. In the car she leans over and blows me in broad daylight. Some people were leaving for work. We leave in her car to buy more coke.
What followed was a 5 day coke bender. During that time was my 25th birthday; my first 3some with my coked up aunt and her dealer: a shemale cop. For a time we were at the priest’s house and I was pegged by my old History teacher. A blur of seedy hotel rooms, bathrooms and dark alleys.

It was a Sunday when we returned home. We entered the house and Mom comes rushing downstairs. “Ross, what… where…” Her worries and concerns were not as important. “Mom, we need to talk,” I add. Me and Sharon head into the kitchen: where it all began. “I was so worried, the police…” “Stop.” I tell her. I light a cigarette. And so does Sharon. “Look, the…” Mom interrupts me. “Are those my leggings, you’re wearing?” “Yes.” I add. “And I’m going to keep wearing. However, if I give them back will you wear them and let me cum on them while you’re smoking?” “What?!” She replies, confused. “I want to ejaculate on them while you’re wearing them.” “That’s disgusting. No.” She informs. Sharon adds. “Would you like to coke then have a 3some with your sister and son?” “What the hell is going on?” Mom shouts. Stubbing out my ciggy. “Look, Lorraine, it’s simple, are you interested in getting coked up and fucking me/us.” “Is this a sick cruel joke.” She adds. I turn to Sharon. “Ok, I’ll go and pack.” She kisses me. Mom starts to cry. Sharon adds. “Don’t worry Sis, I’m his Mommy now. If it’s any conciliation, he’s not the first family member to cum in my mouth. Remember 5 years ago, my 40th.” Mom stands and shouts. “Get the fuck out of my house you bitch.” I leave the room and pack my clothes. Not packing everything, just enough, I go back downstairs, I can still her them arguing. “I’m surprising you’re not pregnant given how long and what we did in your bed.” “Let’s go.” I ask say. “Or have you changed your mind?” “Get the fuck out of my house.” “C’mon.” I kiss my new Mommy and we leave.

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Jane Goldman has become my newest celebrity fantasy. With those curves and that bright red hair, she looks like she'd be a total freak in bed. I want to tie her down and fuck those big tits before I spunk all over her face, then use every hole in her body until I pass out from exhaustion.

I can't believe Jonathan Ross gets to fuck that gorgeous bitch any time he wants. I don't know whether to shake his hands or punch him in the dick. Probably the latter.

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What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?
When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers.

Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.

What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.

Why do niggers cry during sex?
The Mace.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic?
Someone too lazy to steal.

Why don't niggers take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out.

What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.

What's a niggers idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."

Why do spics drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.

What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy?
A chain of empty retail stores.

Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox?
Cats keep covering them up.

What do you call an apartment full of niggers?
A COON-dominium.

Why are there no nigger astronauts?
Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.

How do you babysit a niglet?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.

How do you get him down?
Teach him to say "Motherfucker."

How else do you babysit a niglet?
Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump.

How do you get him down?
Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a pi�ata party.

Why do jews have big noses?
Air is free.

What is a nigger on a bike?
Thief.

What's long and black and smells like shit?
The welfare line.

What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean?
Good start.

What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
First grade.

How was break dancing invented?
Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.

Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?
To teach their kids how to walk.

How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?

What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"

Why are chimps always frowning?
They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers.

Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball?
The harder you hit it the more English you get.

How many jews can you fit in a VolksWagon?
All of them if you put them in the ashtray.

A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
Who cares.

A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State Building, who hits the ground first?
The spic, because the nigger had to stop on the way down and spray paint "motherfucker" on the wall.

Why don't spics have barbeques?
The beans keep falling through the grill.

You hear about the new car made in Israel?
Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
A quarter-pounder.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
All of them.

How do you start a foot race in Ethiopia?
Roll a doughnut down the street.

How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?
One if you spread him real thin.

How do you blindfold a chink?
Dental floss.

How do chinks name their kids?
They throw silverware down the stairs.

What's the difference between a nigger and a bag of shit?

The bag.

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father's Day.

When does a Black man turn into a nigger?
As soon as he leaves the room.

What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education?
Nigger.

What do you call a nigger in a courtroom in a 3 piece suit?
The defendant.

There is a nigger and a spic in a car, who's driving?
The cop.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black.

How long does it take a nigger bitch to take a shit?
9 months.

Why don't nigger women wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies off the chicken.

Why does Alabama have niggers and California have earthquakes?
California got first pick.

Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels?
So they can drive handcuffed.

Why are niggers like sperm?
Only one in a million actually work.

What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms?
Niger nigger nigger.

How do you fit 100 Cubans in a shoe box?
Tell them its a raft.

Why do police dogs lick their ass?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.

What can a pizza do that a nigger can't?
Feed a family of four.

Why did the nigger carry a piece of shit in his wallet?
I.D.

What is red green yellow orange purple and pink?
A nigger dressed for church.

Why do niggers have flat noses?
That's where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails.

Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?
They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.

What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A white owl goes, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?"

Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.

What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.

What do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.

Did you hear about the new Chap Stick for niggers?
It comes in a spray can.

What's the difference between niggers and pit-bulls?
It's still legal to own a pit-bull.

What do you say to a black man in uniform?
"I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke."

Why do niggers walk the way they do?
Because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.

What happened when the Ethiopian fell in the crocodile pit?
He ate six crocs before they could pull him out.

Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
That's the last sound they hear before the white people run them over.

How do you stop a nigger from going out?
Pour more gas on him.

Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia?
He kept waking up twice a week.

What do you do if you run over a nigger?
Reverse.

Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.

Who were the three most famous women in black history?
Aunt Jemima, Diana Ross, and Mother Fucker!

Hear about the new bumper sticker that says "Run, Jesse, Run"?
You put it on the front of your car.

What do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles have in common?
They're both niggers.

How come Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles can't read?
They're both niggers.

Why do niggers wear wide-brimmed hats?
So pigeons can't shit on their lips.

Why did so many nigger soldiers get killed in Vietnam?
Every time someone yelled "Get down!" the niggers would jump up and start dancing.

What do you get when you cross a nigger with a Vietnamese?
Nothing. There are some things even a Vietnamese won't do.

What's black and tan and looks good on a nigger?
A Doberman Pinscher.

What's the fastest animal in the world?
The Ethiopian chicken.

Did you hear about Evel Knieval's new motorcycle stunt?
He's going to ride through Ethiopia with a sandwich tied to his back.

Did you hear about Ku Klux Knieval?
He tried to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.

Why was golf invented?
So white people get a chance to dress like niggers.

What do you do if you see a nigger with half a head?
Stop laughing and reload.

Why did god create orgasms?
So niggers know when to stop.

Why did god give niggers rhythm?
Because he fucked up their hair, nose and lips.

Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit?
They heard there were no jobs there.

Why can't nigger women become nuns?
Because they can't get used to saying 'superior' after 'Mother'.

How do you fit 15 niggers in the back of a Cadillac?
Don't worry, they'll figure it out.

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?
A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
You don't.

Whats blue and hangs in my front yard?
My nigger I can paint him whatever color I want.

Why do seagulls have wings?
To beat the niggers to the dump.

What's a crying shame?
When a bus full of niggers drives off a cliff and there were 3 empty seats.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a feather up his ass?
A dart.

Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
Because one of them lost a quarter.

What does N.A.A.C.P stand for?
Niggers Are Always Causing Problems

How many spics does it take to have a bath?
Five, one to lie in the tub and four to spit on him.

What do a nigger and an apple have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.

Why are niggers always buried 12 feet deep?
Deep down they're good people.

What's the difference between a porch monkey and a yard ape?
The length of the chain.

What's black, orange, and very pretty?
A nigger on fire.

What do you have if you've got a nigger up to his neck in cement?
Not enough cement.

How was copper wire invented?
Two jews fighting over a penny.

How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his welfare check under his work boots.

How do you get 12 niggers in a Volkswagen?
Throw in a welfare check.

How do you get them out?
Throw in a job application.

Why are there trees in Harlem?
Public transportation.

How does a black woman fight crime?
She has an abortion.

What do you say when you see your T.V. floating around at night?
"Drop it nigger."

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I confess I loved getting off on this when I was younger: Charlotte Ross NYPD Blue scene

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