I confess I was driveing to work the other day,and felt a big gas bubble trying to leave my body through my rectom. So I pushed ever so little. And low and beholde a tiny explotion expelled out my rectom. The feeling was warm,yet to warm. And wetness was confirmed between my cheeks. The smell from that area was growing.
Not to my likeing of course. I was allmost to work,and to my utter fear I relized that one can shart. And it was I who indeed Sharted. So I turned and went home to clean the wet slopy shit from my shorts. What a day that was. I feel better now. Thank you.
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I confess that I stuck a piece of bubble gum up my rectom in order to blow a bubble as I pass gas. Well something went wrong. The gum is now stuck up there and the only good thing is when I fart it smells of water mellon.
