My wife of 5 years recently discovered she is bi. She started dating this girl and she moved in with us. They've been together 6 months now. They do their own intimate stuff and i have kinda been put on a back burner. I haven't even had sex in a month. I'm kinda annoyed about it and told my wife a week ago that I didn't want to be physical with her at all anymore. It's just too tough when I want to do sex stuff all the time and she literally never wants to. So I'm stubborn and told her we were done with sex. It's like eating a potato chip. If I eat 1 I want to keep eating them. But my wife thinks 1 chip a month is fine. Well now my wife and her gf decided they want to blindfold me and do stuff. I'm stubborn and I think it's bullshit that they can just decide they get to use my dick. So I told them no.

I confess...I popped a load of cum into the mashed potatoes after I made them. Watched wife, daughter (18) and inlaws eat them up.

I confess I came in my wife's potato salad you brought to my nieces bridal shower.

Forbidden Desires (1)
Having recently moved back home from college – it’s just me and Mom, Dad died a few years ago – something happened last month; strange and yet so thrilling. I was in the kitchen, scrolling on the phone. Mom was there too, peeling potatoes at the sink. I looked up, in her direction and my spontaneous erection nearly pushed the table up. She was wearing her black leather leggings while also smoking. Dangling it from her mouth. This surprising combination was mesmerising. Almost hypnotic. The way she would take a drag and the smoke would soar from her nose. I had never noticed this before. Sometimes she would take 2 but in-between smoke would exhale from her nose. It was so erotic. I don’t even smoke myself. But it was the way looked while also wearing those sexy leggings. I had never felt this way before. I couldn’t help but look, leer like a pervert. Something came over me, I couldn’t explain. The more I watched the harder I got. Eventually, I had to leave the room. I was basically tripping over myself climbing the stairs, trying to adjust myself. Before I knew it I found myself in her bedroom. In my forbidden frenzy I started to masturbate, thinking of Mommy. I had never cum like this before. A surge build deep from inside and erupted like a hose. Ejaculating all over Mommy’s bed. When I came to, I saw all my seamen covering the quilt. Quickly I tried to rub it in. I got scared and worried she would see it. I washed my face and hands. I had to leave the house straightaway. Try to figure out what was going on…

I was going to upload a video but you seem to be using a potato as a media player..it's totally crap

I confess that i hate niggers, jews, wetbacks, chinky asians, and those damn potato eating irish.
Ship all of them back to where they came from

I am 53 and work as a lunch-lady-man at an elementary school cafeteria. I am the only male in the cafeteria staff, and I put my semen on everything. Mashed potatoes, canned corn, on jello cups ect.

Looking for like minded people in Maine..m/f/trans/potato
Lets chat, non judgemental.

Buying a Used Car

My mechanic called me on the phone. He told me that he knew someone selling a car.

But the deal sounded way way too good to be true -- it was like “unreal.”

So I called someone older and wiser, Joe.

“BUY IT!!! BUY IT!!!” Joe quickly cut me off without hearing any details.

“Whatever he’s asking, pay it!!!”

“You are a neighborhood guy! A regular customer!”

“YOU are his bread and butter!”

“You bring customers to him!!”

“He doesn’t care about a few hundred dollars on a car sale!! He has no incentive. It does not benefit him.” [He has no motive to rip off his loyal customer base -- it’s the exact opposite.]

Today, ten years later, i’m still loving this honda that I bought. Good acceleration -- fun filled driving with minimal maintenance costs. The car was an absolute steal -- more than merely a good price.

I am posting this for the benefit of anyone considering buying a used car. I would suggest that they put the word out early!!

Ask the mechanic who has earned your trust over the years!!

“But Potatoes, I don’t have anyone [a mechanic] like that.”

OK, fine.

Who fixes your Dad’s car? Your Mom’s car? Your Aunt? Uncle? Sister? Trusted friend? Co worker?

I would so much like you having someone -- friend, relative or coworker -- go up to his trusted mechanic and say “A friend/relative of mine is looking for a car.”

I would so much like that more than you going to the auto stealership and getting fucked.

Best of luck to you.

Once upon a time, a Man asked a beautiful young woman,"Will you marry me?"

She said,"NO!"

And the Man lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged long-legged slender big tittied broads and hunted and fished and went to strip clubs and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and wine and stayed out till sunrise and never heard bitching or complaining and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate steak and potatoes and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end

Carrots Potato Pear Masturbating Girlfriend Slut
I also got bronze for this video.