Hello everyone. I’ve decided I’d like to start occasionally making and uploading porn captions of my own. I tried uploading earlier, and when I look the Manage Uploads page, it shows nothing. Is this because I did something wrong, or due to some facet of the upload process? What should I do now? Any help or explanation would be greatly appreciated.

Can someone please tell me why every 3rd video has a stupid fucking incest caption? I have absolutely nothing against incest based porn, but if you label it incest it needs to BE incest, not some random skank and her dick of the week. At MOST 1 out 100 videos labeled incest or "brother fucks sister, dad fucks daughter etc" is actually legit, the rest is pure bullshit, just two random ass people fucking that aren't even kind of related.

im spun, horny, and trying to cum as many times as possible for as long as possible 🥵🥰

tell me what kind of pics to take and post on here, i wanna get as many views as possible, have people jerk off to my pics n vids, and hopefully get a bunch of comments telling me abt how theyd use me if they got the chance! or even just saying they like what ive posted!!!

i love attention and being used as porn 🥵🥵 its so hot, im tempted to ask a caption maker if they wanna use any of my pics for captions or if theres anything i can make for them to use 🫣🥵

1. people who go through thumbs-downing every board post that's not their kink

2. "porn detectives" trying to uncover *lying* who don't understand captions or role play

3. people who post soapbox posts detailing what they have decided are the "unwritten rules" of a message board over which they have no control or authority

Okay so I put this in my group first but didn't get many replies, so here goes... This is how I got into Motherless. And its all 100% true.

It started a few years ago. I was on summer break, and bored, and got on omegle. I guess I wanted to see some cute boys, lol. Well, this guy (I thought it was a guy) with a video of a snake eating a bird came on. He was trying to get girls to flash, but I told him I'd seen it already. So he starts showing me random porn and it was mostly funny (surprise tranny kinda stuff) so I stayed, and talked a bit. Then he sent me a Facebook link and asked if I knew the girl... It was me!

I found out later that it was just a trick, sent you to whatever Facebook account was logged in. But at the time he claimed to have hacked it and I was stupid so I believed him. He made me tell him my name and where I lived and shit like that. I was soooo stupid! But I did it. Then he made me flash, and then do more. Finger myself, stick a sharpie in my ass, right on myself. It lasted around an hour before my parents almost caught me and he let me go... And I thought that was the end of it.

Obviously, it wasn't. He had my name and address. He found my school, used that to find my account... And then messaged me from a fake account. Told me to set up a Skype account, for another cam session. I was terrified, disgusted, felt dirty. But we got on can, and they were nice. They still wanted me to do things, but they kept asking if I enjoyed it (which part of me did, obviously). Then they got on cam.... And I saw that it was a girl, just a few years older than me! It was freaky, but at the same time really turned me on. Especially when she stripped too...

So, we kept skyping,and before long we were dating. She even came to visit a few times (luckily wasn't too far away), which was a LOT of fun.

Of course, since it was long distance, we started to grow apart. I'd want to break up, date someone here... And she'd make a fake number, pretend to be someone else and threaten me, make me do horrible shit, and then come in and 'save me'. Each time we'd be together for less time, and she'd do more and more vile things... (That's where the pics Jorough captioned came from, BTW. Those are NOT fake tears... But its okay now, they've been repurposed and don't upset me now :))

Towards the end of all this is when she made our motherless account. 'HerMistress'. Some of you may know it vanished really suddenly.... Well, that's because I found out it had been her all along, and (after recovering a bit from the single worst betrayal I've ever felt) told her that if she ever talked to me again, if she didn't delete the profile and my pictures, I would go to the police, tell them everything, and then kill myself. I had honestly already tried once at that point.. And I cut myself. Luckily didn't leave obvious scars.

So yeah, that's pretty much it. I felt dirty and violated for a long time, and basically refused to let anyone get close. But I missed this, having people get off to me and compliment me and so on (call me an attention whore, whatever, its natural and you all know it ha), so I made a new account. And that's basically it.

I'm just going to come right out and say it. Porn with captions is TERRIBLE. There is nothing less appealing than someone throwing shitty forced context onto a mediocre at best picture.
I don't actually exist.

Would somebody like to caption any or all of the pics in this gallery of mine?

http://mlps.pika777.eu.org/G479C8D8

I love seeing profession porn pictures captioned, especially relating to bro/sis or daddy/daughter. Made a thread in the captions group forum but no reponses.

Thank you.

This is what happens when I get bored:

I go find some shite, abandoned website and fill it up with (possibly funny) captioned porn.

Check it out: funnyfap.com