I once took a hidden cam video of my aunt showering. I did not realize her ass was that big. She hid it well

I finally got my wife to lay in bed naked while a worker was at the house. We've been fantasizing about doing it for a while. She prenteded to be asleep out while I pretended to be at work and when the bug guy was scheduled to be there. I told him the back garage door is unlocked so he can get in the house and no one is home but the dog is in my room so just skip that room. She actually got pretty tipsy and laid like this while he was there. I hid away where I could see him look in at her. He damn near broke his neck doing a double take and went back several times but thats it.

I confess that last night I masturbated naked in public.

It was raining and I walked to the park near my house in nothing but pair of hooker boots and jacket. I hid a huge dildo up my pussy while I was walking. Once I got there I found a spot that was under an overpass where it wasn't raining and took off my jacket. I laid it down next to the walking path and started fucking myself with the dildo. I have major rape fantasies and part of me wanted to get caught, so I moved to the gazebo area where people where more likely to walk by and laid naked with my tits on the cold ground and my ass in the air, fucking myself with a huge dildo in the middle of the walk way until I came really hard. Saldy, no one came by during this adventure....

The worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

A couple of nights ago a hot friend of my wife's stayed the night and I filmed her getting undressed. When they went out for a drink I went in the spare room and hid an old mobile phone which had an IP cam app on it and logged on from downstairs. When she came in they both went to be and I stayed and watched her get naked and put on her pjs. I saw her pull down her jeans, then her panties. I came really hard straight away.
I thought i had filmed it but it didn't work, i am really gutted i can't watch it again. I can't wait for another friend to stay over, and next time i will make sure i know how to film it and will post on here.

The ex/ baby mum, hid here face from her man. She still sucks gd wat u think

My family thinks very highly of me. They�re very proud of me and tell me how good I�m doing. Little do they know that I hate them almost as much as I do my parents. Hate? No. More like rage, as my therapist noted. Eleven years of my life. From Four to around Fifteen. All my mother did is choose booze and drugs over me and my little brother and sister. And you people knew about it. I KNOW you did. But you did nothing. You people lived in nice homes and hid behind smiles while we slept in roach infested houses. You fought tooth and nail when my big sister stepped in to save us. Took her out of the Will.

My family thinks very highly of me. They�re very proud of me and tell me how good I�m doing. I don�t hide behind a smile, but they don�t want to see the real me. I�m 24 years old. I�ve been diagnosed with Server Depression with Psychotic Traits, Disthymea, and Borderline Personality Disorder. I�ve survived three attempted suicides. One was ODing on sleeping pills. I can�t even remember what I did the other Two times. They�re could have been a Fourth, but I�m not so sure now. I�ve been doing better the last few years. I may just have a life worth living.

My family thinks very highly of me. They�re very proud of me and tell me how good I�m doing.
But Got I�m So Fucked Up.

My boyfriend installed a camera in our bathroom trying to catch me or my sister going pee. So, after I discovered it I didn't confront him about it, shame him, or give him a hard time. Nope. I decided to load up on all the WORST food you could imagine that would give my stomach the worst crap a woman has ever made. I barely made it to the bathroom in time and my plan ALMOST didn't work.

I confess that he videoed (while thinking I didn't know) the largest dump I've ever taken. I was on the toilet for a good hour while my bowels evacuated and nearly filled the toilet all the way up to the rim with sludge.

I kept the window closed and even the dog gagged.

I thought I was done but more came out even when I thought I had squeezed out the last of it and my stomach cramped, sides hurt from pushing, and my eyes bulged out and I looked STRAIGHT INTO THE CAMERA he hid between the clean towels.

It wasn't long after that when something went wrong. I stood up thinking it was over but more liquid shit sprayed all over the toilet seat, cover, some on the wall, and the rug in front of the commode.

I just ran away and left it like that because I couldn't get the toilet to flush. AT ALL. I tried SIX times and finally it started to overflow. I went back down to the dinner table with him and his parents and all hell broke loose when water started to pour from the ceiling onto the table. I pretended not to know anything about it and I listened as he ran upstairs and let out a scream.

I hope he got what he wanted on the video. I hope it REALLY turned him on.

...but, it didn't. I'm now single and he kicked me out after he reviewed it. His parents won't talk to me and I think they know.

Recently I've just discovered beastiality and I fucken love it, yes I know I'm late, but anyways we've had a number of horses ever since I could remember so they were nothing special or exciting until started watching beastiality and I've been trying to get my little sister into it too. In april I made my sis(19) go clean our mare's sheath, which is basically cleaning our male horse's private area for dirt and smegma. After I told her I ran to fetch one of our female horses for the male so he'd get a boner then I left, he was big long and hard but my sis took forever and he began to shrink again so I was gonna called it quits.

Then finally my she came out straight to the barn all pissed off cause I told her, I hid up in the office where you can see everything in the barn with the lights off and started wacking off as she came in. She put gloves on and started talking to Buck our horse then reached inside the skin of his cock with a wet sponge, it took about 5 to 10 mins until he finally dropped his cock and omg the look on her face was priceless because she's never been this close to one of our male horse's fully erected before. She just stood there staring at that thick 20 inch horse meat then hosed it off, put all the equipment away and left. It was hot and funny as hell too cause she was blushing and pretended not to notice it.

I'm gonna try again before she leaves for summer classes.

well i guess my days of being nothing but a bottom has ended today since i lost my jenny.
i had to hire a new lawn man to mow my yard because the last one got where they sucked and not in the good way.
well i put a add on FB and one called and he said he was new to the lawn services and its just him and his brother doing it right now. and he lived close to me so we worked out a deal. and i also knew his brother wouldn't be there because he was still in school. so i knew it was going to be about a 6 hour job. and told him to come by he has the job for at least one time.
the second he got out of the truck i could tell he was a flaming gay. and most times i hate flaming gays. but damn he had a sexy body and he damn sure filled out the jeans in the right place.
i told him to do it what ever way he wants to just to do it right. so he did the front yard first start to finish and damn he was hot when he pulled off his shirt.
i brought him some water as he was wetting his self down . i ask him why he wasn't wearing shorts and he told me he was told it wasn't good for work if he did. i told him he he has some he's welcome to put them on for the back yard that its all fenced in and noone could see him. but me because i was about to get in the pool.
i knew what i wanted so i went in and put on my sexy little open back blue G string that once it got wet it hid nothing. i waited until he came by the pool and i got out with a nice semi. he was looking then after a couple rounds he stopped and went to the water hose and hose his self down again and OMG his white shorts no longer hid anything. damn this dude was hung. not even a semi he was 5 or 6 inches. i leaned over to show him my sweet ass hole as i got a glass some ice and filled it with tea. turned around and he now had a semi that was at least 7 1/2. i walked up to him handed him his tea and just took a hand full of meat in my hand i wasn't playing around. he never moved so i dropped his shorts and went to my knees and started sucking that monster cock. once it got hard i know it had to be 10 plus inch's and at least 3 inch wide. he as if i wanted to go inside and i say nope right here bent over got the KY lubed my ass with lots of KY. i told him i only have one rule. once the head touches my hole it goes balls deep first try.
he ask if i was sure now i kinda wish i had say no but i said balls deep. and let me tell you he did. damn it hurt like hell but i loved it. after i few very hard and deep pounding. he slowed down and started making love to my ass for at least 20 minutes. bent over on my belly on my back on my side me on top that boy sure knew how to fuck.
he ask where i wanted it and i told him he's there hes bareback he might as well fill me up. and damn he did. i rolled over onto my back my dick was hard as a brick he just moved up and started working my dick up that sweet ass of his.
the best part is something i did that i haven't been able to do in years because of my age. i was able to bend over enough to suck about 3 inchs of his dick while i was balls deep in him. thats how hung this flaming faggot was.
we went over to the shower and washed each other off and went skinny dipping. after a few minutes he fucked my ass again not sure how long i was in heaven. he ended up putting 4 loads in my hungry ass today and i gave him a couple loads myself. and two loads from a old man is pretty fucking good i think.
the only trouble is he didn't get my yard done today. and hes going to have to come back this weekend ti finish the job.

I confess that I just hate these god-damn niggers running around. A few days ago I had to go to the bank to cash a check. It was a sizable amount so had to go inside instead of the drive-thru. I went in and stood in the long ling waiting for a teller while looking around. I haven't been in there since last month and the place looked like shit! The nice furniture they had before was replaced by some mauve upholstery and the nice shiny stone floor was replaced by this ugly tan carpeting!

When the line moved up, I got closer to the tellers. Three were humans and one was a big fat sheboon with corn rows and a gold front tooth. I thought it was a male at first but two saggy mountains were attached to its chest! I silently prayed that I would get one of the humans, 3/4 odds isn't bad odds. Finally, the lady in front of me was called up by a man and the nigger was the only one open. It hollered "Next?! C'mon up he-re Mista!". I pretended like I didn't notice since I wanted to wait for a human but they were busy with customers.

The idiot behind me tapped me on my shoulder and said "That lady on the left is open, sir." Then I just decided to go up to the sheboon as I was too considerate of others to hold up a line like a nigger would. I went up to the sheboon and presented my check to it.

"Is this real?" it asked me with an odd ball glance. I nodded silently but was thinking "of course it is you stupid ass nigger!" Then the sheboon typed into the computer and had me give my ID. I been a customer of this bank for 12 years and this was the first nigger who serviced me. I had given it a form so it would deposit most and I wanted two thousand eighty in cash. I was given a receipt that showed the money was now in my account.

The nigger started counting out the cash I was owed and when finished, gave me it. I counted it to myself because I didn't trust this nigger and sure enough I was about two hundred short! I axed the sheboon that it made a mistake and I needed two hundred more. "But Is counted it, mista!" it yelled out. I said "No, when I counted there was two hundred missing. Can I see the manager!" The nigger snarled and yelled back "You musta hid it in yours pocket! I counted the change right!"

All the commotion had alerted a security guard who came over and demanded to know what the problem was. I told him that this sheboon took $200 from me. She screamed that she counted it fairly and that I was hiding it. The manager finally came over from hearing the loud fuss the sheboon was making and asked what was going on. I filled him in while the sow began squealing that she counted it right. I gave him the money and he counted it. Sho nuff, there was $200 short. He told the sheboon so but she yelled "He musta hided it!" I said that the sheboon saw me count the money right in front of her and I had no time to hide anything. I said they could even look at the surveillance camera if they wanted.

After I brought up the camera, miraculously the sheboon put $200 on the counter saying it fell on the floor while she was counting. I didn't buy it at all because niggers are criminals. I don't know how this one got a job at the bank unless AA or a liberal was responsible. The manager apologized to me and gave me a free tote bag that they give out to those who open new accounts. I didn't accept and told him that I wanted to close my account. This one niggerfuxated experience was enough for me!

I then left the bank and got into my car. I then called a friend to tell him of what happened. Twenty minutes or so later, I started to pull out of the parking lot but then as I'm driving away I see that sheboon with two security guards outside the building! I think it got fired or arrested..or both . I won't be going to that bank again. If they are stupid enough to hire one nigger then more and more will come in eventually. My friend recommended his bank that doesn't have any nigger tellers at all and that's where I opened a new account that very day.

Anybody else ever have coon-tact with niggers, and it just ruins your day?