I confess the the level of cynicism here makes me laugh. Someone could post about getting a new goldfish and someone else already has "pics or gtfo" in a cut and paste file just waiting to use it.
It's all about fantasy here. I know if my life was as good or better than what I find here, I wouldn't need the internet at all.
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I confess that I had sex with a married woman
I am 29 and she is 41. She looks amazing, and Im not talking about amazing for her age, she looks terrific. She’s very fit, about 5’4, maybe 50kgs (I think that’s about 110lb), a or b cups that are very firm which surprised the hell out of me because she has a kid, long blond hair, hour glass shape that I love, without carrying a heap of extra weight or any hail damage. She talks a lot. I mean a lot. Its part of her job to talk (no, she is not in marketing).
The two of us share a hobby that has us running into each other weekend or so. I have more of talent for it than she does, it may have all started when she was asking me about the strategies that I have, which I happily share with anybody.
I live and work away from home and for Christmas just gone I was going home for 2 weeks and wouldn’t be back till jan 3rd. Just before I left quite a few of us were out and about for her birthday (including her husband). After quite a few drinks her husband left because he had to work the next day. After a few more she started dropping some subtle hints. Then her other friends left and the hints became not so subtle. After pretty well everybody took off but her and I, the most awkward conversation that I have ever had in my life started. She came out and said that she’s “attracted to me” and that her and her husband haven’t had sex in more than a year. Considering that we were both drunk we then headed to the back of the bar and started making out. After a few minutes we were kicked out by security and we both went our separate ways home.
It was only a few days later that I took off for home and I had assumed that by the time I got back that the whole thing would be forgotten about and that she would be over her little crush by the time I got back. We didn’t even have each other’s numbers so we didn’t even have any contact for about 2 and a half weeks.
About a week after I got back we saw each other and everything was fine. Nothing was awkward or weird and everything seemed to be back to normal. But at the end of the night she asked me for my number, so I gave it to her.
Then the txts started. It was really flattering. I am not a good looking guy and this spectacular looking woman was txting me about all sorts of things. First it was how we were going to meet up with our past time, then how we were going to meet up for lunch with just the two of us, then how we were going to meet up for drinks on Friday or Saturday night.
We had a few false starts. We had both been drinking, but I am a heavy drinker already and can handle a fair bit of alcohol before I start to go downhill, she on the other hand cannot. It has come to the end of the night and she has asked me back to her place despite the fact that it was after 3am and that her husband and young daughter were there. No matter how many time I brought that up and suggested we go to mine instead she constantly declined and I wasn’t going to push too hard. By coincidence we live very close to each other, about a 10 or 15 min walk. After about 30 mins of constantly trying to get her to turn the music she was playing down and get her to sit down next to me, the alcohol got to her and she started to feel sick, so that was the end of that. She went into her bed room and woke up her husband to help her into the toilet so she could throw up and I was out the back door faster than I had ever moved in my life.
The next week we got the cab back to her place again, about the same time of night and rather than go in, we stood out the front of her place and made out for about 20 mins, then I walked home.
We went out again the next day for an early dinner and finally she decides she want to come back to my place. But she hasn’t made up her mind yet on whether or not she wants to have sex with me. So we are making out on my couch with her shirt of and me completely naked dry humping until she gives me a handy to finish me off. That might sound shit to you guys but I had a beautiful woman give me a handy after not having sex for almost 6 months, and that last one was an ugly, ugly bitch.
Next weekend (Friday just gone) we are out again and very early she asks me if we can head back to my place, of course the answer is yes. It was pretty clear that it was going to happen. We are back at mine and this time it is straight to my bed we are making out for a long time with our cloths very slowly coming off piece by piece. She was wearing a light colour dress with lycra leggings, high heels and a push up bar. I have her dress and bar off again and her small but really firm tits are right in front of my face. She has these perfect nipples that have a really deep pink colour that is a really wonderful contrast to the light colour skin of her breasts. Im taking turns sucking on each one. After a long time I work my way down and for the first time I see her pussy. She doesn’t have knickers on under her leggings. I slide them down her legs and after a little trouble getting them over her high heels, which she never took off the entire time.
I start by licking her pussy which is completely shaved. She making moaning sounds and gently bucking her hips into my face as I go to town with my tongue. After about 10 mins of that she’s stopped me and started on my turn. It’s been a long time since I had a good blow job and it was just a really great feeling. I just lay back and enjoyed it for a while but it really wasn’t what I was after so I didn’t leave her there too long.
I ask her to lie back and ask her “are you sure you want this?” and she says “yes… but you have to put a condom on”. Ok, almost got away with it but its no drama. I put it on, kiss her on the lips and gently feel her pussy with my fingers to guide myself in. I push myself into her and she feels like a woman who hasn’t had sex in a long time. Im still kissing her but she stops and lets out a sigh. Shes soaking wet so I slide in without a whole lot of drama, without her feeling like shes a vag like a windsock.
It’s no surprise to me that she’s a screamer considering that she talks so much. I am on top for about 15 mins and I have her legs on my shoulders with her high heels sticking up in the air and our hands and fingers interlocked as I am going as hard as I can without going off. Shes stopped me because she wanted to put her legs down, so as I have rolled off her she has rolled on me, which is great news for me. I can last a lot longer when I am not in control of the motion. Shes have a great time on top of me grinding into me as she is scratching my chest with her nails and screaming loud enough for me to worry about waking up the neighbours, but not worried enough to stop or tell her to keep it down.
After maybe 20 mins she cums and drops down on my chest breathing very heavy. Her hair was in my eyes but rather than move or complain im just enjoying the feeling of me being inside her and weight on me.
After she has caught her breath she rolls off and pulls me ontop of her again. Shes telling me to fuck her harder and harder, and I am just smashing her has hard as I can while she is digging her nails into my back and I am pulling her hair (not to hard). It only takes me about 10 mins to cum.
We lie naked in bed for about an hour just making small talk. Despite the fact that I have had shit load of booze, she convinces me to give her a lift home with very little effort on her part. I didn’t see her for the rest of this weekend and she has already told me that she is busy on Friday night but wants to see me on Saturday.
I am still not sure how I feel about all this yet. I don’t know her husband as he doesn’t share this hobby that we have. The problems in their marriage are largely caused by his reaction to the financial problems that they are having. They have lost a lot of money in some bad investments and he has thrown himself into work and is completely ignoring her (or at least that is what she is telling me). But in all honestly, that sounds a lot like something that I would do if I was in that situation, I am a bit of an arsehole as I am sure I didn’t have to prove considering I just fucked another man’s wife. Its difficult to reconcile these actions of by say that he’s messing up his marriage when I have many of the same character faults (and evidently a few more).
I console myself with the fact that she made every single move from start to finish, which I am not saying excuses or absolves me from any blame at all, but at least I didn't set out to do this. Of course I could have and should have said not at every point along the way, but the feeling of a spectacular looking woman wanting to have sex with me is just too much to say no to. I have no idea how this will end but if at any point she decides that she wants to end it I will let it go without an issue. Hopefully I can just enjoy the ride for the time being.
If you have any questions, feel free to ask. I have no idea weather or not I will answer as I may or may not check back. Plus there are to many cum stains here saying "pics or gtfo" or "i'm the OP and I'm a fag" so there is a half decent chance that I will just never check back, but I might.
I am a 44 year old man currently having sexual relations with a 19 year old girl. Let me set a few things straight before we continue. I don�t have a daughter fetish and she doesn�t have a daddy fetish - the age thing is actually irrelevant to the situation although it is obviously very relevant to the confession. Pics or GTFO people - this is a possibility as I do have pics, however, I am not sure if I want to go down that route just yet for her sake as it seems a little unfair. That is not to say it won�t happen, I just need to give it some time and some thought and find out how she feels about it.
Before I begin the story I will say that I can�t go into details about how we met as I really don�t want this to become anything other an an anonymous confession. Especially as it is still going on and believe me I don�t want to fuck that up in any way!
It started when we got talking in an environment that wasn�t creepy or weird - just two adults getting along. We got to know each other over the course of a few months and we found that we had a few things in common. This surprised me as I am not generally into younger girls and was actually in an on and off relationship with someone my own age. She was always flirtatious with me and I found that very flattering and there came a point where we actually found ourselves in a nightclub at the same time as each other and had a dance.
That was pretty much when things started to get hotter. I am not really sure how the youth of today are dancing with each other but this girl couldn�t have got closer to me if she tried, to the point that when the inevitable happened and I started to rise to the occasion she started to grind even more. She obviously had an attraction to me, and I was surprised by this as I am not bad looking but I didn�t think I was the kind of person that a teenager would be attracted to and this girl is drop dead gorgeous. I know what you are thinking, this is the internet so of course she is� She is. She does have low self esteem though, which I am not complaining about. She later told me that I was the first older person that had actually spoken to her like she was an adult. Combined with my ability to make her laugh, this seemed to have pushed her buttons.
Nothing happened that night. I wasn�t really sure how to proceed as this was not something that I had much experience with and although I am an extremely confident man, both in and out of the bedroom, I wasn�t sure that I wanted to seduce a teenage girl. It turns out that it is very hard to resist though when they try and seduce you! Our conversations after this point started to turn a little bit more heated and we did get on to the subject of sex. I found out that she was not very experienced at all and the experience that she had was not great. It wasn�t long after this that we eventually found ourselves alone in my bedroom, and this led to our very interesting first time. If you are interested I would be happy to continue on and describe the moment and talk about how it progressed and some of the experimentation that we have recently been up to. I appreciate that this confession is a bit bland in comparison to some of the others on here but it does have the potential to heat up, I just wanted to tell some people because, well, I am 44 years old and having sex with a hot 19 year old!
Lol, i confess its funny how all you pussy fucks post under anonymous. Either uncover your self or GTFO!!!
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If you come here to mlps.pika777.eu.org and you are offended by words like, shit, bitch, fuck, dick, ass, hoe, cum, dirty bitch, low motherfucker, nigger, hooker, slut, tramp, dirty-low-slut-tramp-bitch-hoe, nigger-fuck-shit, what ever. GTFO, or...have a really really good time in here:)and please......Masturbate^^
Ok i figured id share this with you guys because who else would better appreciate it than some porn junkies on this website right? lol
anyways..
My sister decided to throw a small house party, nothing huge just some friends, alcohol, and hanging out sounds innocent enough right? Not at all.
Her friends invited friends, and their friends invited friends, before I know it I'm in a room with 30 plus strangers so i went to my shy corner and hoped on the laptop.
Before long my sister pulled me off of it and said "You are on vacation for the next 2 weeks you are not going to spend it on this fucking laptop get off your ass and have fun!"
With nothing to say I decided to grab a couple drinks.
if any of you were following my last post I stated I was tipsy.
2 hours later and several jager bombs and vodka shots later I was destroyed..
I couldn't even make my way back to my shy corner so i sat in the kitchen to do a few more shots.
Don't quote me on this because it is still kind of fuzzy I'm only going on from I can hardly remember and from what my sister and friends were telling me lol
I was already so gone and ready to pass out when I was stopped in the kitchen by this guy iv'e NEVER EVEN MET BEFORE and he started talking to me. friendly at first but i remember he kept rubbing my legs and getting close. I said whatever and had a few more shots. I believe 20 mins later i ended up blowing him in the middle of the kitchen floor for a good 30 mins and that part i don't remember too well but I do remember throwing up on my knees in the kitchen and totally blacking out lol
For some of you that already know me on here this may come as a shock given my personality and attitude towards these kind of things but once you get a couple drinks in you your willing to do anything when your in that state of mind its still a blur most of it but from what my sister and friends tell me i put on quite the show. With my luck somebody had to have taken pictures so for those guys that say pics or gtfo ill see what I can find so I'm not called a liar.
Believe me I didn't want these kind of things to happen when I'm drunk but since I am a newer member to this site I feel like I can laugh about being a slut for a night now to you guys so I'm taking it easier.
DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! So if all goes well no more stories like this for a while, I hate drinking! aha
I just discovered someone I knew in real life had a secret account on a website and now I have a ton of nudes from her as well as most of her FB pics. Suuuuch a turn on.
I won't post pics out of respect (GTFO right?), but any thoughts?
i so want to make a profile here so i can check out chat, etc, but i'm so worried that my kinks will raise eyebrows. lol. and i also feel that a younger crowd dominates these boards, and i don't want to be ridiculed. (i'm an older white female) and the moral fags, omg. STFU or GTFO. can i stay or should i go? what do i do?
I Must confess one day I found a deaf girl with huge tits online. We decided to hook up and I drove to get her. We were gonna chill at my place. Well first thing she does is go for my dick with her mouth. I say Fuk it and let her suck. Well instead of driVing to my apt I just drove around the neighborhood for 20 mins til I came. Then I pulled up to her house and told her, well motioned to her to gtfo. She got so pissed. She shot me the bird til I disappeared in the distance. Am I a bad person? Lmao
okay hear me out on this. i may know why movies suck so bad now.
CELLPHONES.
think about it... how can you write a suspenseful scene when the character can use his/her cell phone to do virtually anything?
example:Reservoir Dogs.
Joe via text message - "hey guys mr.orange is a cop. gtfo!"
END MOVIE
example:Se7en
*Brad Pitt's wife on facebook* - "well some weird guy just showed up at my house. lol wtf?"
*Brad Pitt sees status, returns home immediately, kills Kevin Spacey and saves his wife and career*.
example:Jurassic Park
virtually every character can use their phone to call for help.
so imo, if you want to write a good story.. set it before the 2000's
The modding of this board is so arbitrary. God forbid you talk about non-porn related topics. Its either complain constantly about ML or GTFO.
I know you guys don't give a shit, but can we please at least TRY and do something about all the 12 year old idiots running through EVERY board writing "pics or GTFO". It is going to end up running people away from your site because they will feel that they can't say a damn thing or post any thoughts without someone harassing them. If you care about your site then something should be done.
A SUGGESTION: i saw a suggestion that would help eliminate this problem and boost memberships for your site. If you made it so that in order to post and respond to posts in the forums, you have to have an account, that would not only raise the number of members and profits through clicks and links or however it works, but it would allow for better banning, blockage and illumination/elimination of trolls and people posting underage content which you guys are against.
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