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23 Jun 2007 7:11PM
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stuck an ear wax removal dropper in my pee-hole

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04 Jul 2024 12:30AM
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I love watching my wife sleep. I love the way she places her head under my arm and digs her forehead in my chest when she faces and cuddles with me. I love how she places my leg in between hers and lands her butt to just touch my groin when we spoon. I love seeing the back of her ears and how close it is to be when we sleep. I love seeing her in her towel after she has taken a bath. I love kissing and smelling her while her body is still warm and steaming. I love how she giggles and pretend to not like it when I drop her towel and touch her boobs. I love how she crinkles her nose when she's mad, I love the cute faces she makes when she's talking to the dog. I love how she smiles and laughs when we talk. I love how her face looks, her a little uneven eyelids, her "just right" lips and her baby cheeks. I love watching her figure when she's in her underwear trying to pick something to wear. I love how she leans over the counter when she prepares food. I love it when she tells me she loves me out of the blue and hold and squeeze my hand. I love her cougar mom body. I love the way she makes "the look" when she wants to have sex later. I love how embarrassed and red she gets when she snorts. I love the way she plays with the pen when she's thinking. I love the way she gets close to me when we're out. I love the way she penguin walks out of the room to fart. I love the way she drifts into space when reading. I love how she open her mouth when she sleeps at the car when we're I'm driving.


Of course I love having sex with my wife too. I love to position ourselves in front of the mirror and watch her cum while I finger her from behind. I love how her tummy spasms hard when she cums. I love how her pussy grips my penis when she says "harder". I love it when she sits reverse cowgirl style and bends over to show me her pussy and asshole after getting a wax. I love when she goes down on me and starts moaning while she blows. I love how she gets off bed, gets a towel, places it at the edge of bed before lying back down with her legs spread out. I love how she says "chow time, enjoy" when I'm about to get down her. I love it when she tries to walk with her legs closed to the bathroom to pee after cumming.

Will add more when I remember more.

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28 Dec 2010 7:00AM
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I like the part where he picks his ear and wipes the ear wax on her sheets. hahahahahahaha

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25 May 2013 7:22PM
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I confess: What the fuck is wrong with hair on a chick? Guys who demand a smooth little prepubescent look are little fucking boys, not men. There's not much finer than burying one's face and tongue in a thick bush. The smooth little chi ld look is great too, as is the trimmed look, but most of you pussies act like a bush is repulsive, and you're total faggots for thinking that way.

The only place I don't want visible or course hair on a chick is her face. If you're gonna kiss whiskers you might as well be a fag.

Arms, legs, armpits, pussy, even the nipples (I've fucked a few chicks with hairy nips -- kinda fun) are all perfectly fine places for a woman to have hair -- or not.

You faggots need to get over your chi dish obsession with hairless women. It makes you look like sissies.

And for what it's worth, real men don't remove hair from their bodies except above the neck (face, ears, nose, eyebrow trim, etc.). All you chest, pube and leg shaving/waxing dudes are total fucking fudgepackers, even if you don't yet realize it.

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