Attractive Senior Scatartist seeks F any race as collaborator 2 create improvisational caviar/atm documentary produced aboard transcontinental North American train trip July 5 - July 8...1st class accommodations... tantric erotic colonic engagement to sublime rail rhythms...dirty copulation @79 mph in train roomette compartment with toilet & shower available...crave your lovely shit, piss and monthly blood around and through any appendage or orifice...messy anal, shared diaper and piss enema rock...

I am 56, white male, thin body frame. Some body hair, small cock. It's been almost 10 years since I've had anal sex, I'm looking to remedy that. I am a bottom. I am safe and sane. Clean and disease free. Uninhibited and open minded. I am wanting it all except blood,scat and heavy pain- not into that. I am a terrific cock sucker and I swallow. I'm down for ws,gangs,groups,role play,anal,oral, spit,sweat, kink and raunch. Really like my ass toyed and played with. I have a remote controlled butt plug that you will be in charge of, along with assorted dildos and latex gloves. I use petroleum jelly for lube,it's just what I prefer. You must be top, dominate,uninhibited and willing. A HUGE plus if you are hairy and uncut. When I say hairy, I mean Yeti hairy. Rednecks,ex cons and trailer trash get me going. Dirty,raunchy,nasty is what I'm wanting. Looking for someone between 23-65. The bigger your cock the further to the front you go.(Don't judge me, this is my fantasy) I can possibly host or I have wheels I can travel. I live in Hot Springs and while I could jump on a dick instantly, I prefer a bit of planning so I can make sure all is clean,wink wink... No names, no drama,no strings. Not looking for long term,cuddles or kissing(although I might want to suck on your tongue). Not looking for someone who ask,"May I?" NO, YOU BE DOMINATE AND FORCEFUL! You tell me, "I gonna shove this big dick all the way in your hole,cunt!" You should know what position a "Stomp Fuck" is, what ATM-Ass To Mouth, DP-Double Penetration and WS- Water sports are.No mercy for me, you may be begging me for mercy before I get finished...Cum and go or hang around and do it again. If interested holler at me.

I confess I had the best time with a homeless bitch. I was at an ATM and she came up asking me for some change. She looked about 45, dirty enough that I could tell she was homeless, but had big tits. I asked if she wanted to party and she said sure. Told her to meet me at the liquor store down the street. I buy the cheapest sixer I could, and wait in the parking lot to see if she'll show. I'm half done with a beer when she shows up. I motion her in the car, she's just a little hesitant till she sees the beer, then climbs in. I gave her the rest of mine and start to drive off. She chugs it and is so busy trying to find the rest of the sixer that she doesn't even notice where we're driving. She tried to small talk, but one "Shut the fuck, cunt" ended that. I took her to a secluded warehouse area where I work and got her out of the car and in a darker part of the lot. I put the rest of the beers on the hood where she can see them. "Want them?" She nods. "Take your fucking top off and show me those disgusting milk bags". Again, just a bit of hesitation, then the top came off. Her tits were big and floppy. "Bend towards me" She did and they were hanging like two sand bags. I pull out my cock and she asked if I wanted a blow job. "Why would I want a diseased ridden piece of shit like you even touch my cock?" She glanced at the beer and asked what do I want? "This" and I started hitting on her tits. Punching them like boxing bags. And she stood there and took it. Punch after punch she grunted and kept looking over at the beer. I got rock hard now and started to stroke. "Want the rest of those beers?" She grunted something, I figured it was yes. "Lie down on your back". She did and I stood over her and kicked her tits while I jerked off. I finally cum on her face and stood there looking down at her. Now the beer I had earlier is ready. She looked up, "done?" "Almost", and I pissed on her chest and face. I started laughing at how stupid her face looked as she tried to keep the piss out of her eyes and mouth. I finished up, tuck in my cock, and told her to get her clothes on and I'll drive her back. She sat up, covered in my piss and cum, and I swear says, "I get the rest of those beers, right?" I had to laugh. "Yeah, you get the beers, cunt." As she was getting her clothes on, I just picked up the beers, pulled on off, threw it at her and drove off.
Best Night Ever.

So, a question: What kind of porn do YOU want to see, that you have trouble finding?
maybe you find something close to it, but not quite. maybe you've found exactly what you're looking for, but it's either such low quality or the performer in it is so nasty or something that it's just not watchable.
So, in a perfect world, if you could commission a (LEGAL!) porn, what do you want in it? what do you specifically want NOT in it?

as for me?
I have four BIG fetishes I like:
Female masturbation
i like the narcissism in female masturbation videos. i don't like the "rubbing one off" when watching porn type. i like watching girls who are really into it. they're having sex with themselves, not scratching an itch.

Girls tasting themselves.
Fuck me. Nothing I like more than a girl, not just tasting her pussy, but ENJOYING the taste of her pussy.

Food play (not shit like spaghetti. i'm talking chocolate, fruit, whipped cream, ice cream, yogurt)
This goes back into "tasting themselves" and seems hard to find. sure, there are dozens of decent videos where a chick smears her tits with whipped cream, or jills off with a banana, but it's not quite right. Peal the damn banana, coat it with whipped cream, ride that fucker to a screaming orgasm and then eat the results! From ultra hard-core to the slowest, sweetest, most erotic uses, these things are under utilized. and good luck searching for them! Chocolate always gets you black dick, whipped cream gets you people being whipped and cum.... euphemisms so fill porn descriptions that you can't actually look for what you want to find!

i have 2 vids uploaded. one is one of my favorite foodplay videos.

Panties
specifically? clean panties. or panties that WERE clean until she started masturbating through them/in them/with them. I absolutely gag when i hear some chick in a video talk about how she's worn her panties for 17 days now and pulls them off to see them FILTHY and soiled. I have an oral fixation (should be obvious by now) and because of that, hygiene matters to me. I don't want to see piss stains and skid marks! I want pristine, clean panties that get SOAKED. And then, preferably, end up in her mouth.

i have 2 videos uploaded, one of them is a great example of panty play that is just hard to find!

what do i hate that always seems to show up?

Anal
I do not like anal. at all, in any form. and it seems to permeate everything! it wasn't that long ago it was a niche of its own. the fact that it's infinitely easier to find new videos of girls doing the most disgusting AtM than it is to find a girl rub one off with a strawberry and eat it really upsets me. Now, if she keeps it clean, and wants to do something like put in a buttplug? does nothing for me, but it isn't a game changer either. when she's dildoing herself frantically and switching holes? damn! that's filthy!

watersports
again, because of the oral fixation, waste is not appealing to me. I know some people with an oral fixation like things like piss drinking. I don't Hygiene matters to much, i can't get past how nasty it is.

dirty talking
mostly because most of it is terrible. if a girl is making a video for a specific dude and she says "i want your cock", that's one thing. she has a target audience, and what she's saying is for him. Otherwise she's just babbling stupid shit. i'd rather listen to wet noises and listen to her moan

smoking
it effects how girls taste. heard it can make her cunt taste like an ashtray. I want to see her taste that pussy and like it. no one wants to lick an ashtray

hairy
i don't mind some hair, especially trimmed. prefer clean shaved. Hairy looks dirty.

Lube
as in from a bottle or whatever. How am I supposed to think she's getting into it if she isn't getting wet?

fat, ugly, or old (or any combination)
why is it you can get an 8/10 chick to stick her tongue in some hairy dudes ass, but the only women you can get who'll fill their twats with cherries and champagne before rubbing one out, gushing the contents into a cup, and drinking it are over 300 pounds and pushing 60? (note, that video doesn't exist, to my knowledge. don't ask me for it)

Ok, i've written way too long. what do you think of what i like or am looking for? know this isn't "requests" but do you know where anything like what i want could be?
and what of my initial questions? what do YOU all want, that you just can't seem to find?
what do you always see that you're sick of seeing, or has ruined an otherwise amazing video?

Anyone know if the Kelly Stafford vid where she does a dirty ATM is on here? Thanks

Anyone up for some dirty talk? Really horny atm
m20 Sydney area