I'm here to confess that my butthole stinks and took a good pounding last night. Also, is it normal to fart cum bubbles 17 hours later?

I want a woman to fart my cum into my mouth after I finish butt fucking her 

Hi babes i would like to confess i like to dress up like a woman my wife dont know i dress up i fear if she knew it would kill her .But i just love the way the clothes feel and i like the way i feel in them you know babes i just wanna be the person i wanna b not live a lie i cant tell my wife i love cock her body revolts me babes i just wanna be in the arms of a stong male i only get cock from one guy but i have to do stuff im not proud off he likes me to take a dump on his neck after sex but he fucks me good babes and im gonna tell you about it babes so he cums around this day and i said to him fuck off desert head ( he's bald babes ) and hes all like come on give us a gob job so i said fuck off ya smelly little runt and he's like i love you babes I KNOW CHEEKY CUNT !!!!! i said again FUCK OFF YOU FAT BALD LITTLE PLEB but to cut a long story short i did suck it and yes i did swallow babes then i trapped then i got a fucked leg at work im a bricky you see but i have farted in a milk bottle and shit in a biscuit tin and love putting my finger up my bum bum babes and then smelling my finger while watching I.R.T drinking piss and goats blood plus i like pawn stars i like that big hoss id love to eat his arse out and that hunky gun bloke that cums to see rick i also like to think that chumlee is under the desk sucking the old man off and i fancy that bloke from cash cowboys the long haired one can shoot up me any time now smell my finger babes he he he he ehe ehe ehe ehe ehe hehe

Last night I was thinking about a convo I once had with another guy about anal orgasms, I've never tried any kind of assplay and didn't want to start, but I was bored and a lil horny, but not hard, and something possessed me to go ahead and try something. So I went into the bathroom and tried getting a finger in, wasn't too tricky, didn't get too far before I ran into some shit, but I 2'd and tried some more, and then two fingers. I felt around in there, but wasn't sure what angle to look for so I kinda just felt around hoping something would feel right, but didn't feel much. I thought maybe it just wasn't reaching it. I kinda got carried away and decided to stick something up there, the only suitable thing was the handle of a toilet brush which I lubed with some vegitable oil and stuck between the mattress so it would hold itself, then got into kind of doggy and backed into it.it felt cold and weird, and I had to bend kinda funny to get it in smoothly, at one point like a dog lifting its leg. I didn't do too much back and forth action, just kinda tried to get used to it or find whatever spot I was looking for. didn't really get much out of it, but I wasn't even hard, I had already fapped that day so didn't have much to go on, that might have been where I went wrong in this experiment, I shoulda waited until I was really horny. But I did feel my dick when I was about to stop and I was dripping a lil bit of clear cum, so maybe I just had empty balls to start. anyhow, didn't get much out of it but was probably doing it wrong, and when I pulled it out again I was probably 7 inches deep, at least from where I held it as I pulled out, but I got worried when I saw a redness mixed in with some of the stains, thought I may have hit something, like a polyp or just ripped a lil. but I'm not too "butthurt" atm, maybe on the outside a lil, and I've been farting more today. idk, maybe I need something softer to practice with, and that led me to thinking about letting someone fuck my ass, but I'd have to get head or ass in return or it wouldn't be worth the effort. then I started thinking I've become exactly what I didn't want to be when I first had that convo. Now I'm kinda mixed up about what I wanna do.

I confess, I fucked my nephew's wife. We had family members over for a holiday dinner. I had never met her before. It was a quick courtship and marriage. The got married three months after meeting and I had to be out of the country the day of the wedding.

Wow, was I surprised when they showed up. She's a brunette with gorgeous eyes, a sexy smile and curves in all the right places. She's about 5'3" tops. She was wearing jeans and a tight sweater with a V neck. Her breasts filled the sweater and just the right amount of cleavage was showing to be very sexy.

They haven't been married for 6 months and my son told me they are already having problems. Apparently their fights are fierce, his laziness seems to be the issue most of the time. Sad it's happening so soon, their newlyweds in their early 20's.

The alcohol was flowing right from the get-go. My nephew is quite the drinker, so he was hitting the hard stuff right away. She was drinking champagne. When the house filled up, every one was in a festive mood, loud talking, laughing, etc.

Jen and I ended up sitting in chairs in a corner of the living room. We hit it off immediately. The chemistry between us was intoxicating for an old fart like me. The more we talked, the more playful our chatter became. The entire time we're talking, I'm undressing her with my eyes. I'm imagining that she has the cutest nipples, the most perfect skin and the tightest pussy. By the time my wife had dinner ready, I'm thinking I've got to fuck this cute little thing.

Seating at the table was random, so I successfully maneuvered to have Jen sit next to me. Everyone was lit due to the number of drinks that were consumed already, and even more was being pounded during the meal.

Beneath the table, I could feel my foot touch someone else's. I'm tall, so I'm used to that happening and have a conditioned response to pull my feet back when it does. This time, I had a hunch that it might be Jen's foot so I left my foot in that spot. I turn to look at Jen and she winks at me. Yep, that foot was hers. It turned into a rubbing of my leg and the game was on and I have a hardon.

When the meal was over, all the guys left to go outside or downstairs to watch TV. I stayed back to clean off the table and help in the kitchen. Jen stayed behind as well. Eventually, all the women were chatting it up in the kitchen, washing dishes, etc. and I figure there's no more I can do and leave the kitchen to collect any cups and dishes left around the house. Jen follows me.

As we are collecting stuff, we are by ourselves in the living room and Jen says, "You're a very sexy man. I bet you're a great lover." Whoa! I'm not sure what to say. I just stand there looking at her with what had to be a shocked look on my face. She then says, "Oh come on, you want to fuck me, I can tell." "Yes I do.", I reply.

"Then let's do it.", she says. The ladies are busy in the kitchen. All the guys are outside or downstairs. I'm thinking we can get a quicky in, so I give her a nod to follow me into the Master Bedroom bathroom.

She immediately drops to her knees, opens my pants and starts to suck on my already stiff cock. I'm going to cum. She stops, stands up, drops her pants to the floor, turns around, puts her hands on the sink and whispers, "fuck me."

I shove my cock into a soaking wet, crazy tight pussy and start to fuck her hard. I tell her, "I'm going to cum." and she says, "cum in my pussy. Don't pull out." I immediately explode what had to be a huge load.

When I'm done, I back away. She bends over, pull up her pants and says, "Thanks. I'll make Stephen eat that cream pie when we get home." WHAT??

She says, "Don't worry, I make him do it all the time." and walks out and back into the kitchen.

I go into the den and collapse into my chair. I can't believe what just happened.

I confess I want a hot guy to cum in my virgin ass then let me fart it out into a beautiful girls mouth, then have her jerk out my load all over her tits and face.

Hey everyone,

I found a video on here which I can't find any more, it was a short video of an asian girl getting fucked up the ass and she farts and he cums in her ass. I think it was titled as a father/daughter incest video, even though that's hardly ever the case. The camera was at side view perched on a table or something and she had her face on the bed and ass sticking up. I'm dying to see the video again so I appreciate any replies.

Her mom brought her over last night and she watched on the sofa masturbating seeing how her daughter moved bucking wildly while I rode her head down ass up not fitting fully inside her. Spreading her cheeks enough for her puckered star to open and fart for me. Giving my all to her cervix as I released my creamy cum deep inside her. Doing this over several hours to help loosen her tight love hole. Her mom loved watching, licking her daughters juice from my cock. More to cum in near future.

Who wants to see me fuck my girlfriend’s 63yo BBW mom in her ass? She farts my cum out and sucks my dick clean before riding my face. 

This is jordan! She is sexy as fuck and I love jerking off to her! I think ull enjoy her too! I wish I couls eat loads of cum off her big sexy tits and out of her pussy! I'd love to have her fart loads of cum from her sexy juicy thick ass too! Enjoy stroking! Wish I could suck some dicks off while jerking to her and have them cum in my mouth! Wat do u think of this sexy slut?!

I admit that a long time ago I was at the mercy of a horny slut about ten years my senior. When alone with her (twice a week from memory) she would use me as she pleased and would force me to do things to her to help feed her obvious hunger. She would firmly force my head between her legs and get me to lick her partly trimmed cunny up and down, in and out, over and over, and I'd feel her warm drenching gush over my tongue as she'd moan in orgasm. She would also get me to lick her asshole and she'd stretch it apart in my face. Sometimes she'd fart and a few times she'd tell me to put my tongue on her ass as she did. She'd get me to put objects in her ass and pussy. Sometimes she'd bring a cucumber with her probably like a foot long and get me to ram her pussy with that. Once she somehow forced one about halfway into her asshole then made me eat it. My little dick was certainly not the filthy monster it is now but still, she used to suck me off until I'd cum in her mouth. Then she'd spit it into my mouth and tell me to swallow it. She hurt me initially once she began raping my ass. First time I cried in pain but it's crazy, after some constant use my little bumhole got used to spreading for the cucumber she'd slide in. She fucked me so hard and good once I squirted my load as I felt it pushing deep into my anus. Then she made me lick it up. She was a skinny, goth looking dirty thing. Sweet and caring in appearance but once behind closed doors she used me for probably a 12 month period.