i run the happy camper day care in st. louis. missouri located at 2920 S. Berkley Street. When the kids take their naps I ejaculate all over their faces and in their hair

I want to confess I've cheated on my wife a lot. It all happened after we had kids and in a 2 yr span. Before kids our sex life was pretty good. It was nothing crazy at all but we did it 3 or 4 times a week and we were happy. Before my wife I was a man whore and fucked anything that was at least a 6 and I was known to slay some 5's if need be. My wife knew this and still loved me. This is how it all started

After about the 5 month of preganancy my wife hated sex and it just wasn't happening.After we had our child she wasn't in the mood ever. At about 5 months after my son was born we had sex finally and it was really great but needless to say things didn't change. As things would have it we had sex once in almost a year and my wife got pregnant again. Between the baby and being pregnant sex went out the window. It was over a year before we had sex again.

During all this we had a couple we were friends that had a very flirtatious wife. She had stated plainly in front of my wife and her husband that I was her type much more then her husband was. She would text me randomly with a dirty joke or off the wall comment and was always very suggestive. Finally one day I was sick of being the one who was always uncomfortable so I told her she should come by one day when my wife was at work. She texted back "ANY TIME,ANY PLACE". I called bullshit and said "my place 15 mins". She texted back "have my kids with me,call me" I called and she was laughing. She told me I was the one who was full of shit. I said "yes I was just trying to make you uncomfortable like you make me". She responde "Can I be honest for a second?" "Totally" I replied. " I wish I was married to you instead of Rick" she blurted out. Silence on both ends. "Hello Jake are you there" "Uh yeah yeah I'm uhh here" I stuttered. " Are you OK?" she said. "Yea Melissa I'm fine, just caught off guard." "Jake it's true I've wanted to be with you since I was 13 and you were graduating high school but when you moved back to town dating Amy after college I knew it would never happen. I prayed everyday that y'all would break up and you could be mine. You don't know how many times I've thought about you when Rick and I where having sex. How manys I've masterbated to the thought of you. Seriously you were the first guy I ever thought about when I masterbated. I wanted you to be the one to take my virginity"." Are you fucking serious" I responded. " As serious as I can be Jake, I think I'm in love you I have been since I first saw you."

Now lets go back 15 yrs. The first time I saw Melissa she was a homeschooled kid whose dad wad pentecostal eveangelist, and lived in a Camper being pulled by a truck. She was nothing to look at even for 13. Dumpy clothes,out of style hair,and big ass nerd glasses. When I moved back 8 yrs later she was 21 and had comepletely changed. Long blonde hair,36 c tits,nice ass,and no more glasses. I told my dad one day if it wasn't for Amy I would be all over Melissa. If I was going to pick a woman to cheat on my wife with it was Melissa.

"Well if we are being honest Melissa I've thought about you many times since I moved back but I couldn't hurt Rick and I surely don't want to hurt my wife,' I responded. "I know" Melissa whispered and hung up. Needless to say my thoughts for Melissa were totally sexual and my cock was hard as rock after her confession. I jerked off got cleaned up but couldn't get her off my mind. "You ok?'" I texted her. "Yes,I just feel stupid" she replied. " Why" I replied. " I'm not a 13 yr old girl anymore Jake,hell I'm not even 21,I'm 28 and I have 3 kids, your wife is one of my best friends and I'm telling you I love you" "It's ok" I replied "I love you too" In hindsight that was maybe the shittiest thing I've ever said to someone. "DO YOU REALLY?" she asked." Yes why would I lie?" "To be nice so I don't feel like an idiot she answered. That was partly true but my ego needed to be fed and this was the only way I knew to do it. "Nope" I texted back " I'll call you later.

Later that night after the kids were in bed I told my wife bye and went to work out on the way I called Melissa. I told her how much I thought about her all day and that I wished I could just touch her. I threw out as much BS as I could so I would get what I wanted. " You know Melissa telling me you fanatsize about me got me so turned on honestly I'm hard right now just thinking about it." "oh Really" She replied "well guess what Rick is still working and the kids are asleep why don't you come over." "I can't tonight I told Amy I was just going to run on the treadmill and work out for a minute. What are you wearing?" I blurted out."T shirt and some boy shorts" she answered. " Send me a pic" I said. No response I waited a few minutes and started to get sick. The phone went dead. OH shit I fucked up " You Alive" I texted No response. I sat my phone and started to wonder if Rick walked in and found her phone. Finally my phone beeped and there she was laying on the bed no face but her smoking hot body. "Do you like it?" she said "Oh yes" I responded "less clothes more skin" I pushed. No response finally my phone beeps and she is there shirtless in her panties. Now honestly she wasn't as hot without clothes as I hoped but her tits where pretty good. They were sagging a little having had 3 kids in 5 yrs but her nipples were perfect and very suckable. Her stomach was ok. She had some stretch marks but I could work with it.I immediately called her back and said " My dick is so hard no way I can work out." " How big is it" she responded. "Want to see it?" I asked. " Since I was 13" I took a pic and texted it over and she responded "you think I can get it all the way down my throat. Your head is massive." Now by this time of my life I knew what I was working with.A slightly above avg 7in cock with a big thick dick head and good size thick shaft. I've had quite a few girls compliment me on my girth without being prompted. "I'm sure it will fit somewhere." I answered. " Jake make me cum" she said "tell me what you want to do to me spit in your hand and let me hear you stroke that cock." Rick had shitty job and worked shitty hours but he told me many time Melissa was a nympho and would call him while he was work and beg him to have phone sex. That he would get home 2 or 3 in the morning and he would fall asleep while she would ride his cock. So with this is mind I spit I moved my truck to the back of the parking lot and started stroking my cock for her. " Oh Jake I wish I was there to help you I'm so wet already," she cooed "stroke it hard and fast and tell me how much you want"."Oh Melisssa I want to fuck you so bad" I grunted."I know you do Jake" She took over "I've got my vibrator out on my clit too bad it's not your tongue. Tell me you want me" " I want you" I moaned " Tell me when you are ready to cum" she said sounding like she was almost there. "Now" I said Immediately and sprayed a thick rope all over chest and stomach. "OH Jake fuck me" she moaned out. After a few minutes she calmed down and said "I gotta go one of the kids is up call me tommorrow."

I'll finish the story if people want me too.

Ok I'm posting this on Anonymous because my daughter is still Active Duty and serving abroad..

I confess, I fucked my daughter while she was on leave from the Navy this pass March. Her name is Samantha, and she is a Naval Aviator aboard a Nimitz Class Aircraft Carrier. She flys the F/A-18E Super Hornet. She's my pride and joy! She was selected and approved to fly with a waiver for a minor height restrictions. But all and all she's doing what she loves and is making me proud everyday.
So I've been divorced for about two years. I live in a 26ft camper near my work at a local campground. (Can't beat the rent).. Well in January, Samantha emails me and says she is going to a training school for a new weapons system which will be in March. She tells me she will be on leave and that she planned on staying with me for a week and than a week with her mom, "my Ex." So I'm excited to be able to show off my Fighter Pilot Daughter to all my buddies.. March just didn't come fast enough, but eventually it did. I was at work when Samantha calls me to tell me she is at the airport getting a rental car and would be at my place as soon as she could. I tell her there's an extra key under the BBQ table so she could let herself in. Now it's been about a year since I've seen my daughter. After she finished her F18 qualification and graduation, she shipped off to her carrier group. So I was just a little excited to get home. When I got home, I open the camper door and I hear her in the bathroom, I call out to her and she calls out to me in excitement! I walk over to the bathroom door and hear her in the shower, "Are you starting or finishing your shower?" as I finish my question the door flys open and Samantha reaches out and grabbs me in a hug. Wet from head to toe and naked as the day she was born.. At first I really didn't care.. It was so good to have her home and be able to hold her close.
Ok so, she's excited and emotional and happy all in one moments time. She got soap in her hair and I've got dirt in mine, and we're hugging tightly. She laughs and discuss in one single instant because I'm getting her dirty.. I tell her to finish showering so I can shower. She turns and gets into the shower and I turn to go get my clean clothes. Samantha snaps at me, and tells me to sit on the toilet so we can catch up. It was innocent for about 2 minutes... Thats when I said something that really wasn't ment to engage her in anyway.. But I move the curtain a little to see her rinsing her breast off of soap, And I said "You know if you take any longer I won't have any hot water.." without missing a beat, Sam leans over and grabbs the curtain and pulls it open more and says, "Get in, it'll save us time and hot water.." I look at her as if shes lost her mind.. She response with, "It's ok, I won't bite.." And without thinking I took off my work clothes and stepped into the shower with my daughter.. At first I stood and let her finish washing and rinsing. Then She steps to the side and tell me. "Your turn" As I move forward to switch positions in the shower I fighting an erection that is starting to become noticeable.. We brush against eachother and thats when innocent turn sexual.. Samantha looks down and sees me trying to hide my erection that I should in no way have.. And says to me, "You horny old man." I just look at her and replyed "Do you blame me!? You're rubbing all against me and touching her boobs.." She laughs and pokes at my side, "You are a horny old man.." I shudder as she poked my side and tell her jokingly, "You just stay ober there and don't bend over." Will that was the start of the end for this 46yr old... Sam just smiles, turns around and goes full doggy position bend in the tub.. The water is hitting my back and as I'm confronted with this very wrong, opportunity.. I react with. A harsh "What are you doing?" and she just laughs and says, "awe its just a joke. What? You don't wanna play with me?" I was confused at how the words were said.. I don't really remember what made me advance my step. But I remember getting down on my knees behind my daughters bate ass and I just playfully pretented To be fucking her. My dick was hard as steel and I was just aiming it over her ass. Mhe in turn pretended along with me. Our pace got quicker as if we were actually fucking. She moan as if I was really fucking her... It was at that moment I grabbed the shaft of my dick and grabbed her hip, and guided it in.. She didn't say a word.. She only reached between her legs to open herself to me.. After not seeing my daughter in over a year, here we are... In my camper fucking like we were lost lovers.. I shot cum deep inside her body.. She etayed with me for two extra days before heading to Her moms place in North Mississippi. I don't know what developed this situation..? But holy fuck!
Fun fact.. Most female fighter pilots wear pads even when they aren't on their period during flight operations because the intense vibration make them orgasm over and over.
Samantha told me she learned the hard way. She said after a flight she had soaked through her flight suit from cumming several time in one flight..

the campers might be watching eva wyrwal and seeing her naked 

I confess.T his is Rebecca, and my sis babysits this girls kid. I went over to her house a few times with my sis to get her money. One time I saw her one hitter out. I ask " so you smoke pot" she answered yes. So we talked for a bit. She told me her husband dose not smoke, and she hates smoking alone. So i stick around and smoke some with her. She is about 15 years older than me, so I think nothing of it. She tells me that she smokes every day at five and I should come back. Well that is when it got good. The net day I showed up at five and she looked fucking hot. She was wherein multi colored leggings and This lose fitting v-neck with no bra. I know that because when she leaned over to flick her cigarette I could see her tits. I had some cotton mouth and asked for some water. She told me that I could go in her place and get some. I went inside her fithwheel camper and got some water. I was leaving when she came in and stopped me at the door. As she walked by me she grabbed my arm and pulled me to her room. I dont thing she said a word, just started kissing me. She lifted up her shirt and pulled my head down to suck her titts. She told me I get her wet so I checked.Holy fuck was she wet.We fucked for about ten minutes and when I was about to cum she grabbed my cock and sucked every bit of cum out. We keep fucking, and she sends me photos and videos.

You catch my wife bent over in the camper in her pink panties…what’s your move?

I WAS REALLY STRESSING OUT

I drove my honda from eastern Pennsylvania to Atlantic City -- the New Jersey coast.

When I got there the check engine light came on. And there was something very wrong with the car. It felt like it wasn’t going in gear. I pushed the accelerator and the thing was barely moving. It felt like the transmission was going -- slipping out of gear.

Then I wondered, am I going to put a 13 or 15 hundred dollar transmission in my 25 year old car?

F---!!! F--!!! This [is very not nice]!!!

I was freaking out!!!

My mechanic looked at it. It didn’t need a new to me transmission in it.

He put in a 5 dollar spark plug. Then all four cylinders were working. Problem solved.

Then a little more repair, replacement and tuning. And I Love it!! Really fun to drive!!

Anyways, i am a happy camper. :)

So I don't find girls my age attractive, not like I should anyway.
I prefer younger girls, like 15-18 but once they hit 19, it's like it breaks off..

When I was younger, I had some interactions with a girl that was two years younger than I was, I was in my mid/late teens at the time.

I digress, it seems like I'm only attracted to females that it would be illegal for me to even look at them wrong.

So I'll just get to the story.
I am/was a counselor at a children's camp, don't jump to far, she wasn't camper, well one of my fellow counselors was cute as fuck, and ridiculously flirty from day one. She was a little younger than I was but I always thought she was older from how she dressed and the way she acted around the rest of the counselors and especially me. Well one day we went to the pool and she was in a somewhat skimpy two piece, the big thing was that it had a skirt coming from the top that fell on her midsection.
(I'll also add in here that she was a little on the thick side, not fat by any means, just a little chubby with some perky wonderfully tits, nice thick thighs and puffy nipples that could almost make you cry.)
Well while we were in the pool she kept wrapping her arms around my neck like she was going to go under and I would reach back and grab her ass to "keep her above water", constantly would she do this. One time I reached for her ass and she whispered in my ear, "that's not the only way to keep me floating."
Well normally after camp was up, I would give her a ride home since it was on my way, on the last day of camp, everyone hung out later than we were supposed to, counselor wise, and made plans to go see a movie.
From now on the flirty girl will be called Amanda for ease of reference.

Well we just went for a regular movie but myself, and two girls ended up staying out till about 2am or so, and just told their parents that was with me that it was a double feature or some shit. So it was me, Amanda, and another counselor that was about the same age as her, really shy but ended up loving the cock. First let me say I love full size trucks, especially four doors. Four doors, more whores.
I'm not sure how familiar any of you are with the game "padiddle" but if you're not the way it works is as you're riding around with, hopefully non-family members(unless you dig incest which is your gig, not mine), if you see a car with a burnt out head light you slam the roof and say PADIDDLE, well the last one to do it has to take off an article of clothing, and when you play with me driving after the clothes are off it basically turns into truth or dare.
Well let's say, I'm wonderful at this game. After about thirty minutes I'm cruising around at midnight with two naked chicks who I would gladly throw both the bone. Amanda looks over and notices I have a raging hard on through my boxers and reaches over and just whips out my cock in front of her friend, who will now be called Emily. I get kinda nervous but she says, "it'll be okay, she won't see," well Emily immediately peaks over the back of my seat and says, "I need you to give me a ride tomorrow..." and just left it at that. Well Emily kept staring at me and Amanda so I let her hop up front while Amanda scoots over to the middle seat. I set the cruise control and kinda angle myself so that my legs are facing the right of the truck but I can still reach all the pedals so my dick is more in the open.
Amanda starts giving me a handy and looks at Emily and says, "wanna try?" Well Emily turns the darkest shade of red I've ever seen and nods, they swap spots and Emily wraps her hand around my shaft and starts going through the motions but her grip is incredibly tight. After a couple seconds I'm wincing a little, it felt like she was trying to hold onto a slippery bar of soap, to which she immediately starts apologizing and says, "well what else could I do?"
I pause like I'm really thinking and Amanda immediately turns into somewhat of a dom and says, "I want you to suck his dick." I was a little taken aback, I assumed both were relatively innocent girls, but not even a minute later I had a mouth on my dick. After a few mediocre seconds passed, I noticed she was moaning, I look over and Amanda is fingering herself and Emily as she sucks my dick. I nearly swerved off the road. I had to pull over, I couldn't take it. I found a side road, made a couple turns and just killed the truck. Amanda says, "my turn, but I want you to eat me out while I do it." Emily kinda stammers and says she'll try but she's never done anything like that before. Let me tell you now, Emily can eat some pussy and Amanda can suck some dick.
Minutes seem like seconds when she's bobbing her head, shivering and twitching from Emily's tongue buried inside her pussy, I can feel my dick about to explode. I barely muster, "I'm about to..." before I feel it shoot into her mouth. Two big splurges and I can feel her sucking harder, my cum oozes out slowly now, she tilts her head back and sits up. She pulls her close and then starts to kiss Emily, I can see my cum leaking out of their mouths and down their necks onto their chests, perky tits and puffy nipples dripping with cum.

Without a doubt it is the best night of my life, to date. I still keep in contact with Emily occasionally... I might have to see if she still talks to Amanda.

BANG FOR A BANG

One evening whilst driving to the supermarket I could hear my phone buzz ....buzz...buzz . When I got parked in Tesco car park I stood between my car and another car checking my messages.. My friend was out on the town drinking too much and sending me lots of pictures of random people and him pulling stupid faces telling me ' I was missing the time of my life'..... then BANG !!

I just heard a squeal of tyres followed by the BANG ! ...A motorhome had just backed straight into the bumper and banged the car against the wall . I was shocked and had raised my left hand to my head covering my mouth in sheer shock . The BMW's front left headlight and bumper were mangled . I went over to the back of the car and the back end was marked and rear bumper cracked . I heard a female crying "OH MY GOD" the driver of the motorhome was a beautiful redhead woman in her mid 20's , about 5'4 and petite with 'C'Cup boobs and a peach of an arse. She was crying and was panic struck apologising to me and tears rolling down her freckled cheeks.

"Oh fuck ...what the hell am I going to do she cried " ...
I said , "WOW, I don't know ...that damage is going to cost thousands to put right "
She seemed more panicked with me saying that .... I got her to calm down enough to get her to move the motor home . I told her to park it away from other vehicles at the edge of the car park in the far corner , that way she isn't hitting any more cars !

She started it and I could tell she wasn't able to drive the thing properly but she managed to get it parked . I went over to see if she was ok . She was sat in the drivers seat still upset and still had tears rolling down her face .

She looked at me and I asked her what she is going to do .

" I'm in big trouble..arn't I ...serves me right for driving in these slippers " she blubbered

It was starting to rain so I asked if I could get in the passenger side . She nodded and reached over to unlock the door. I went round and got in .

"Why are you in big trouble ? Just swap insurance details" I enquired

She told me she had no insurance on the motorhome . I agreed ...she WAS in big trouble . She explained how her ex-boyfriend had thrown her out of the house after he had dumped her for a 19 year old .. She had taken the money from the holiday savings box and bought this 30 year old camper van with it as she had no where else to go . She was still holding down an admin job and she needed this to live in .

I was calm and just kept reassuring the poor woman that everything would be OK. She thanked me for being kind and for not shouting at her . I asked how on earth she intended to pay for the damage to the car . She said she would have to sell her motorhome ... I told her that's not a sensible option as she would be totally homeless and lose her job ..

She said "What other option do I have ?" .... I was looking at her face , all red from crying and tear marks on her face . I looked into her hazel eyes and said "Sex is another option ......or ...maybe not " quickly regretting opening my mouth ..
She seemed to calm down quickly and wiping her face she said.. " So... If....If I had sex with you , you wont report me to the police for no insurance? "
I agreed
She said " What about the damage to the car ??" ...
" well, I suppose that's what insurance is for ...it could be reported as a hit and run " ... She seemed relieved and she got into the back from between the front seats .. I followed .

She drew the heavy black privacy curtains across the front and across the other windows . she turned on the soft lights that were under the kitchen cupboard and pulled the two side sofas out and put one of the backs in the center ...it made a double bed ! I was very impressed with this old camper. She pulled out a duvet from the cupboard , laid it on the bed and stopped to look at me . I just told her to carry on and she bit the corner of her lip and started to slowly undress . I watched as she stripped off naked kicking her cut down denim shorts , knickers and slippers over to one side and throwing her top over to the end of the bed. She reached round and unhooked her bra and let it fall to the floor .

I quickly got undressed and popped my 7.5 inch cock out of my boxer shorts . She smiled at the sight of my stiff cock . I got onto the bed and directed her to suck my dick . She tied her hair back with a band off her wrist and knelt between my legs . With her right hand she took hold of my cock and put it in her mouth . She frigged herself while sucking my cock ...it felt so amazing ! . I wanted her pussy so badly and told her to lay on the bed . I played with her soft but firm tits then raised her legs and spread them resting her legs on my shoulders . I got my cock and rubbed her slit with it making her moan . She was soaking wet . I pushed my cock at her pussy opening and felt a slight resistance as I entered . I slid up her fuck tunnel and got balls deep . I held myself there as she panted then slowly worked up my speed ... After a few minutes of screwing her hard I was dying to blow but she kept saying "OH YES....YOUR BETTER THAN STEVE ...DONT STOP !!! " ... Hearing another mans name kinda put me off cumming and kept me going that bit longer . After a few more minutes I could feel I was going to blow and told her, she pulled me out and quickly spun round and sucked me off until I blew in her mouth .. I collapsed onto the bed and she spat my cum into a paper towel .

She thanked me for a good fuck and offered me coffee.. I accepted and she stood there naked making me a coffee . Without her knowing ,I took a picture of her with my phone holding a coffee jar and a spoon all softly lit looking at my cup next to the kettle .
I drank my coffee and she asked if that was everything . I asked to fuck her again as I was hard again, but she said no as she wasn't on birth control and I would still have semen on my dick... Worth asking I suppose !

I got dressed and she made sure I wasn't going to report her.... I told her not after that kind of sex ! . After apologising for the damage she smiled and thanked me for a good time . I told her it was probably best she drove off somewhere in case someone had seen the accident and reported it anyway.

I left through the side door of the camper and she started the camper, gave me a small smile and wave and drove off .

I sent my friend the photo I took of her saying "You've just missed the time of my life " ..... Messages of WHAT? WHO? WHEN? soon followed .. I wasn't telling either !

I went into Tesco with a huge smile on my face , got what I needed and got back to my car put the bag of shopping in the passenger foot well and started the car . As I was pulling out of the parking space I turned to look at the car next to mine...it was the wrecked BMW .

I never said it was MY car ...

would you fuck Melissa debling outside so the campers hear her scream 

So I was in australia on a camper's place. I wanted to talk to the people there just like that. So I was chatting a couple up. I was talking to the guy and he got all jealous, fixated me and stuff. She was acting arrogantly, rising her head and shit. Problem was twofold: She wasn't my type - wonder why that girl would be anyone's type lookswise, but w/e - and he was just uninteresting. I felt like saying "dude, not in a million times I'd want to fuck that cunt" but that would've come across as weak like "oh I am so afraid of you", which I wasn't. So there was nothing to gain for me there but somehow I felt like retaliation.

I didn't want to just leave, I wanted to set him straight to understand what a miserable piece of shit he is to actually think I wanted to fuck that ugly woman next to him.

Had I started a fight, she would've felt like being the one being fought for. And I mean, ugly and arrogant, she doesn't earn that feeling.

What would you've done?