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This is a place for us to laugh. Feeling to post fun images, stories, jokes or what ever makes you laugh. Just keep the nasty impolite stuff out please... and some of off color stuff too. Just use good judgment or give it your best try. If a bunch people of get pissy with you, then know you missed the mark. If one or two get upset then it's most likely they simply the shit thei...
This is a place for us to laugh. Feeling to post fun images, stories, jokes or what ever makes you laugh. Just keep the nasty impolite stuff out please... and some of off color stuff too. Just use good judgment or give it your best try. If a bunch people of get pissy with you, then know you missed the mark. If one or two get upset then it's most likely they simply the shit their pants and they're blaming you. (🤗 Isn't shit your pants so nice and warm on a cold winters day.) Just be wise and if you can't be that then try to be Adult about things.So have fun and laugh and try not to take anything too personal and serious and post what makes you laugh and makes you piss your pants or your GF's just be ready to run if you do.All races, creeds, nationalities, colors, and even space aliens are welcome to post your humour here and please do! Also if you can encourage your friends, family, and (pissed off) GF's to visit and post.Have Fun and smile always! Honest smile right now! It works to make you feel better when you feel shitty, especially when you shit in your bikini in the summer at crowded beach. Damn, did I just imply I wear bikini bottoms... again? They are very comfortable you know, accept for the stringy ones. Those kind of chafe on the butt hole I find. Damn, I said it again.Bye for now!...

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Male half of a happily married couple Smurfette32 is my wife...yes I know she hot and all but please don't pm me to tell me that...smurfette32 and I are looking for a special lady too ..if your single unattached normal bi female that don't want a Mommy n Daddy or a Master n Mistress please let either of us know.....

What we are looking for is someone that wants to love and be loved by both of us and connect on all levels sexually emotionally and spirtatually
a LTR not a playmate.. but a gf that may lead to a life long relationship between the 3 of us...
living under 1 roof when time is right ( and yes me and smurf are willing to do the moving)....
raising any and all offspring as 1 big open loving family...
what we want is a triad...

Above all someone that does not have a hidden past that might come back to bite us in the butt... a family that will aaccpets her and us as a family....

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I confess i have a thing for my gf's younger sister, she is 17 now, ive been looking at her since she's 15, how her chubby tits grew, and how her figure grew sexy, i have a kid with my gf, and often when shes not around, her young sister woud play or do things with the baby, and her huge tits woud drop and giggle i always watch, thing is ive been lately having alot of wet dreams about her, i once saw some pics of her on the family pc, but she never showed her tits,only her butt, she always wears a bra around the house, but i once or twice ,have seen her bra less, and she once pressed her tits on me, i got a hard on then and my gf was around, i was so freaked , anyways, i just have this huge urge to fuck her ,or to txt her sister, or to start something with her, my gf is now pregnant, and we dont have sex casually.. so you know how it gets.,i guess this post sucks, but i had to get it out my chest.

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So...i think my gf is cheating on me. a few weeks ago i sneaked over her while she was at her desk and she had her phone out...i saw she was lookin at texts and there was some guys in her phone. i blew it off like it was dudes in a group at school or something. college. but anyways today i texted her a few time no response. then i called her like a hour later...and u know iphones if you call someone thats on the phone its got a diff ring with a beep kinda deal...well i heard that. after several rings she answered and was like "im sleeping." then i asked her if she was on the phone with her mom or something and she was like "no im sleeping...maybe i butt dialed someone." well i was like well fuck it ill just drop it and not talk about it anymore. but tonight she was gonna come visit me and i had to go eat dinner with the family and she was fine with not seeing me. shes gonna come tomoorow to see me. then tonight she jumped in the showered and said she was gonna shave her legs and other things. i said i liked the hair. WTF. do you all think shes cheating on me? im kinda worried about it. but fuck it. should i confront her or just blow it off? i know this sight might not be the best to get advice off of but ima try. thanks guys and gals

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The moral free Motherless Christmas story.
"Daddy, when will Santa Claus come with my presents?"
"On Christmas morning sweetheart. That's when he visits all the girls and boys."
"I bet he'll go to Emma's house first."
"Why do you say that? I'm sure that Santa's magic means he visits all kids at the same time. Isn't that cool?"
"Emma wrote a letter to Santa. She said if he went to her house first she'd suck his cock and swallow his jizz."
"Alison! You got a minute honey?"
"What is it...I'm busy!"
"Tell your mommy what you just said."
"Fred, is this about Emma across the street sucking Santa's dick and swallowing his jizz? because if it is I've heard it before. I'm busy busy busy. I don't see you preparing the stuff for Christmas dinner."
"But..."
"But what? The whole family across the street probably suck Santa's cock. Muriel probably takes him in her ass too for all I know and Henry butt fucks Santa. You know what they're like."
"Well..yes, but our daughter shouldn't be exposed to their filth."
"Honey, your dad is a moralfag."
"Daddy's a moralfag, daddy's a moralfag!."
"Come on, let's go through to the kitchen honey. You can lick my clit while I prepare the Christmas dinner."

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A confession? Sure. I am near death but still healthy. I have cancer and it is terminal. I have 4 main confessions for you. One at a time though. Just to gauge interest.
I'm not a typical person, I suppose. For one, I am very tall at 6'5". I am Native American, Cree to be precise. I got married young but like my dad, I'm a flirt. And like my dad, I will be gone too early. Same disease, different types. I weighed about 260 lbs at this juncture. Facebook was relatively new and of course we added it to our tools of communication. Family from long distance, the kids, old friends from school. It is a handy tool.
Like I said, our children were in our contacts. My second oldest had graduated and was killing time till secondary schooling. I was still working at the time and only seen the kids around suppertime.
My presence on FB was a funny one I guess. I posted my thoughts and people thought they were funny. I also posted music from YouTube, songs of my youth mostly. I was quite amused to hear that my daughter (18) and her friends read my posts and listened to my posted music. I was very surprised when one of daughters friends contacted me on messenger.
It was innocent at first, I like to believe. She was big into music as was I. Emm was a beautiful girl. Came from a good family. I didn;t know her parents but I knew of them. If this story has any interest I have a few pics I can share. Tasteful but nude.
One evening I posted some Simon and Garfunkel. Soon enough Emm slid into my messenger. "Would you be my Mr. Robinson?" I lolled back at her. For I was taken aback. Then she sent me a picture of her at that moment. I was floored. She had the most fantastic body. Albeit a little skinny, you could tell she would be an absolutely beautiful woman. We exchanged more messages and she sent me more pictures. It all culminated at a football game. It was planned.
It was at her home.Her parents were at the game too.
As I stepped in she pressed herself against me. It flowed so natural and easy. She was a virgin but knew what she wanted. Or thought she wanted. I ate her for the first 30 minutes. She came twice. She tried to take me in her mouth. It was a fine try. We hugged and kissed, I placed her on top of me. Hands roaming, feeling that body, she's practically writhing on me. Her knees come to my sides and I feel her moist heat on my crotch. My cock jerks in anticipation. She brings her arms in, underneath her body, on my chest. Her butt rises. I place my cock at her entrance. She bares down, mewling and moaning. Such a sexy sound. I break through. We stop and kiss. I hold her head and look into her eyes. I push in more. That face. So lustful.
Despite the head I cum pretty quick. But she is not disappointed. We got together 4 more times after that before she left for Uni. We still talk every now and again. She still loves my posts. She has a new guy. Roughly the same age as me and he seems pretty cool. No hate, only good memories.
Pics if requested.

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Part 19: My (Anna's) Adventure [rest of the story on my profile :) ]

Hey guys, for this next part I (Anna) will be the writer, because this is a story that happend to me without him being there. Hope you enjoy :-) :-*

I was and still am bi curious. And since I didnt wanna cheat on my partner and Jim with another man I went for gals instead. I'm into all kind of girls, brunette, redhead, blonde, tall, short, bit tits, small tits, must have long hair tho ;-). And shaved too. And of course attractive. But thats subjective you know? Now you may ask "Where do I find bi/les girls like that?" Funnily enuf: Also in sports. I dont have that much time for sports, so I'm only doing yoga. Now I couldnt fuck the girls in my yoga class, they know my husband etc. so I had to go to another town, but its only a 20 min drive there so no problem :-). I registered in that group under a false name, but lets just assume for easiness that they called me Anna.

First time I went to class I looked at every girl in the class. Sum of 'em were just looking like allday basics sluts. Do you know that feeling when you look at someone and just immediately know that she is a annoying bitch? Getting everything by looking good and knowing it? That kinda girls. The yoga class has a facebook group and guess who is sending the most pictures of themselves in yoga cloths? yep. the sluts. I mean, they are good looking and all so I didnt mind ;-) Its just that I wasnt looking to fuck one of them. Sluts are always chatty. That's no good if you wanna remain "undercover" ;-). Sum of the slut pics gonna be below this. What I was looking for was a shy girl who looks at girls like she wanna fuck'em. There was just one woman around my age, all others were younger (its a young city, many students you see). The one that immediately caught my eye was Beth. Nice 32c tits, long blonde, deep blue eyes. A real stunner that girl. But despite that, she always stayed in the background. I introduced myself and we chatted for a while. She is a nurse in a hospital, likes jogging and yoga, eats and drinks healthy, no kids, no husband no nothing. And young 23 years old. While we were speaking she kept staring at my cleavage. Seems like I've hit the jackpot ;-) I didnt tell her about my family, I think that was things will be easier.

For the training I joined her in the last row. I frequently caught her looking at the asses of the other girls. I love girls in yoga pants too I have to admit :D Once when she saw me catch her look, she blushed and turned her head away for a while. After the training we all went to the showers. Beth was the first in. It was a typical gym shower, where you could see everyone else showering too. Beth was taking her sweet time, looking at all the other girls, who were chatting and so on. I took the shower next to her and often turned my head away from her so she could check me out.
The other girls were leaving one by one until only me and Beth remained. From the corner of my eye I could see her watching me. I turned my back to the wall and slowly slid my fingers into my pussy. With my other hand I grabbed my tit, massaged it and bit my lip. From the corner of my eye I could see Beth fingering herself as well. I half-closed my eyes and moaned softly. I stopped and turned to Beth. That took her off guard. She stopped fingering herself immediately.
Me:"Dont be shy, cleaning your pussy is important. Go on, I dont mind."
B:"Oh.. Okay.." she started fingering herself again while I soaped my breasts and ass. I bent over, sticking my ass in her direction and pushed a soapy finger into my ass, took it out again and washed off the soap.
This time I turned slowly towards Beth.
Me:"Darling would you mind rubbing my back? I cant reach it."
Beth came to me and applied some soap. I hummed like I enjoyed it (which I did ;-)).
Me:"Thank you so much. And I gotta say, you have a beautiful body."
B:"errr thanks..."
Me:"Do you like my boobs?"
B:"Yes they are beautiful..."
Me:"So thats why you have been staring at them all the time." I laughed. "Do you want to touch them?"
B:"I..."
Me:"Dont be shy!"
I take her hand and put them on my chest. Beth blushed but didnt turn me down.
Me:"How do they feel?"
B:"Great... really... wow..."
Me:"Can I feel yours as well?"
B:"I... I mean yeah why not?"
So I touched her tits, massaged them a little and played with her nipples. Beth closed her eyes and bit her lip. I let go and took a step back.
Me:"I think we'll be good friends Beth. I got to go now. See you next week."
Beth nodded and I got dressed.

I had a plan for the next week. I bought white yoga pants that where partially see thru. I put on no underwear. When I saw Beth I went to her and hugged her, pressing my boobs against hers. I was already excited and my nipples kinda hard. Beth couldnt stop staring at them so I slapped her ass and said:"Hey, my eyes are up here" and laughed. I was also very touchy with her, touching her whenever I could without being inappropriate.

In training I was infront of Beth. She had a great view of my pussy. I made sure of that by splashing just a little bit of water on my crotch before the training started. I couldnt watch Beth during the training but I tried touching my butt as often as possible.

After the training, I asked her for her phone number. She gave it to me and we went to the showers again. I waited till all other girls left and then grabbed her ass while she had her back turned to me. She jumped and squeaked, but I only laughed.
Me:"Sorry, but your ass looked to ... tasty. And it feels good as well. You really work out a lot dont you?"
Beth:"Yes I do..." and quietly added "but it never yields the results I want..."
Me:"What was that?"
Beth:"Nothing..."

It took some more weeks to gain her trust. I always gave her a lot of attention and showed off as much as possible. After two weeks, I invited her to drink a glass of wine with me the next evening. She agreed, so we had a date.

I wore a strapless red dotted white dress, which barely covered my ass and a red g string. Beth came in a tank top and light summer pants. We sat down at a table and ordered our first drinks.
Beth:"I feel underdressed next to you."
Me:"Dont worry, you look fantastic! If I didnt know better I would say that you are wearing a push up bra, but since I know your tits well..."
Beth (blushing):"Thanks. You look great as well."
The drinks came and we took our first sips. We talk about boring stuff for a while, drank more.
After a while I asked
Me:"How come you dont have a boyfriend? You are so beautiful. If you'd show some more of that ass with tighter pants and some more cleavage, you could have any boy you wanted!"
Beth:"You think so? But I dont wanna look slutty. I dont want to attract those kind of boys who only want sex... All the relationships I had were just about sex."
Me:"You can still look classy and still show more of your awesome body. I know what you mean. Boys always look just for sex ... and most of the time they dont even know how to please a woman."
Beth:"Exactly!"
Me:"Maybe we should stick to girls then..." We both laughed. "But to be honest I've never even kissed one before. No idea if they do it better..."
Beth (biting her lip):"Yeah me neither..."
For a moment there was an awkward silence, we both sipped our drinks a little.
After that Beth really opened up to me, talking about her past boyfriends and how she just left a bad relationship. I told her about some fictional BF's too.
As the night went on we got more and more drunk. At the end of it, we had taken a taxi first to her flat. We both got out and went to the door. We hugged and I said
Me:"We should do this again some time. This was fun."
Beth:"Yeah totally!"
Me:"You know how I said I never kissed a girl?"
Beth:"Yes?"
Gave her a short kiss on the mouth. She looked like she didnt believe what just happend. So I kissed her again, longer this time, licking over her lips a little.
Me:"Looks like thats not true any more."

With that I left her and went to the taxi.

Next week Beth was first kinda shy around me but I hugged her and told her not to worry. We both had a little bit too much that night and such things can happen then... We both laughed it off and talked openly again.

The following week I started texting her, sending her pictures of me in different outfits asking for her opinion. I never got a picture back though, until I specifically asked for one.

The week after we went drinking again. I wore a deep cut white shirt and hotpants. Beth came in a really nice, short black dress. After we ordered and drank our first drinks, some old guy bought both of us drinks. After drinking them we made sure to leave the bar. Non of us wanted any of that. I suggested we leave the bars and go to hers. Beth was reluctant but finally gave in. We drank some more. When it got late I asked her if I could sleep here. She said she didnt have another matress. I said we could sleep in the same bed. Again, she gave in.
We went to bed and I think we both felt the tension. I only wore my string so I told her I was cold an suggested cuddling. First, I was the big spoon. I had my arm around her belly and pull her close. I rubbed my tits against her back, then started touching hers. She didnt stop me so I continued. She even started moaning a little. After a while we turned around, so now she was the big spoon. She wasnt as forward as me, but still laid her hand on my tits. We fell asleep like that.

The next morning I woke up first. I ran my fingers along Beths body... she was laying on her back. I felt her panties. I started rubbing her pussy over the panties. Beth woke up, looked at me and said "what are oyu doing?"
I kissed her, long and passionately. After a few seconds even with tongue. Her panties got wet, soaking. I peeled them off. Mine as well.
Beth:"Are you sure you want this?"
Me:"O/C I do! You are beautiful. I would have fucked you yesterday if we werent that drunk. I want you to enjoy it you know? ;-)"
I sloppily kissed her again, then went 69 on her. Her tongue played around my clit just as my tongue played around hers. Soon we were both soaking, fingering each other and moaning.
We changed positions to scissoring. We rubbed our pussies together, our tits jumping up and down. We locked eyes. Moaning harder and harder until we finally came, gushing all over each other. Afterwards we laid in each others arms and kissed. I think we even fell asleep again.
When I left her appartment, we reassured each other that this wouldnt be the last time.

End of Part 19

I hope you enjoyed it guys :-*

The girl in the pic is beth btw.

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A long time ago, the strangest thing happened to me, I still think about it fairly often over the years. Lately it's been back on my mind a lot, for whatever reason.

I had been swimming with my friend Nicole, and afterward we decided to go back to her place and hang out. We got there and there was nobody else home, so we grabbed some snacks and soda and headed to her room.

We had been casual acquaintances for a couple years, but we became better friends the beginning of that summer. I hung out with her brother sometimes, mostly in the computer room, but I had never been in her room before.

I remember she had bunk beds for some reason, the weird kind with a big bed on the bottom and a slightly smaller bed on top. I have no idea why, either. She had siblings, yeah, a brother and a sister, but they had their own rooms, and her sister was a lot older, by maybe seven years or so. Older to the point where I was surprised she was still living at home. I could only guess that maybe they were a holdover from some time she shared a room with her older sister or something, I never asked and never found out.
I was also extremely jealous because she had a cable box, in her room! Even if my mother could have afforded such a thing, she never would have let me have one, I was stuck with cable coming straight from the wall, like a chump!

She said she had to wash her hair and left to go take a shower. I was sitting on her bed, flicking through channels, watching Nickelodeon or MTV or whatever. I won't lie, I was thinking about her in that shower. We were friends, and I had no delusions of us being more, but she was quite a looker.

Eventually she returned to the room, wearing only a towel... on top of her head! Otherwise, completely stark naked! I tried not to be noticeably surprised, I tried not to have her catch me gawking like a geek, whatever, but she didn’t pay me much notice. I expected her to, like, shriek and back out, like she forgot I was there or something, but she just came in and closed the door.

It wasn’t anything sexual, either. She didn’t come on to me or anything, she just went about her way, casually getting things out of her dresser, looking in the mirror, moving stuff around on her vanity, holding a casual conversation about what was on TV or whatever, I could barely think because I was so distracted. She was acting perfectly normal other than the fact that she was naked.

I couldn’t help but sneak peeks, and longer looks whenever I got the chance, not like I had to worry because it wasn’t like she was trying to catch me or anything, but I was still worried she might. I had no idea what was going on, still don’t to this day. Her family weren’t nudists or anything, as far as I had ever known. I had been to her house before, nothing like this ever happened.

I fully believe she wasn’t coming on to me or trying to entice me in any way, either. I've told a very few people this story before, and they all seem to think I missed my cue, like she was giving me a signal, but I sincerely doubt it. She never gave me any kind of look or approached me in a proactive way or anything, there wasn’t anything sensual or cloying about her manner. She acted the same way she acted while clothed. I’m pretty sure if I had tried to hit on her or touch her or anything, she would have thrown me out. I didn’t so much as comment about her nudity, for fear of ruining anything.

Instead I just accepted the strange luck I had been given and let my eyes absorb everything. For a good while she stood in front of her big vanity mirror with her back to me, giving me a good look at both sides. The mirror wasn’t full length but it was big enough to let me see everything. I remember her wispy blonde pubes, thin enough to let me see the lips of her vulva beneath. I remember her holding the towel with her left hand while bending over to retrieve something from a low drawer. The dimples on the sides of her butt.

Eventually she took the towel off her head and dabbed at her legs and backside a bit with it, before brushing some kind of products through her long blonde hair, still nude the entire time.

I tried not to be visibly excited but I was exploding, in my mind. She shook her still damp hair and retrieved some more things from her bureau.

Eventually she put on a white, lacy bra, not see through but frilly, and then some shiny, slightly blue panties, I watched her pulling them up the entire time, wishing I were them. She finished getting dressed and opened her door, then came and sat beside me on the bed, her hair was still slightly damp.

We sat there watching TV and chatting, eventually her father came home and greeted us, soon enough the rest of her family was there, as well. I was still running her previous nudity through my mind the entire time.

After who knows how long, it got dark, I left and went home. She and I were still cool that entire summer, still hung out at the pool a lot, but there were no more nude house visits after that. I hung with her at her house a few times after that, sometimes we were alone again, but they were all normal, fully clothed hangs. Much to my chagrin.

After that summer we were still cordial, but she was already moving on to different friends, mostly girls, generally stuck up snobs. We would see each other in the hallways and be cool, but we weren’t really hanging out anymore. I still hung out with her brother sometimes, but she would only barely acknowledge me when I was over.

We fell even further out of touch after that, maybe an acknowledgment in the hallway, head nod or a smile, but no more friendly stop and chats.

After a while I realized I stopped seeing her or her brother at all and found out months after the fact that they had moved to another city, entirely! Didn't even think to tell me about it, the last time I had hung out with her brother, nobody had mentioned anything about moving.

I never found out what was going on that day, never found out if hanging out naked was something she had done with other people or something, like it was just normal for her, never found out if she thought I was gay and that’s why she was fine being naked around me, never found out if I was actually totally wrong about it being innocent casual nudity, nothing.

Even to this day I would love to ask, if I somehow got back in touch with her. If she would even remember at all, or if she would remember but pretend not to, or if she would think/pretend I was making it up and being some kind of freak for even bringing it up. Like I was trying to get with her or something. Maybe be freaked out that it's been on my mind this many years later. I just want to put an end to my nagging curiosity, is all.

The whole thing was very weird, and she’s almost become a bigger part of my memories, than she ever was a part of my life, which is sad when I think about it, especially with how important it all felt back then, friends seemed like the biggest thing in your life, people you would know forever, and then one day you just, never see them again. It's an odd feeling when a memory seems more real to you than the person the memory is about, has a bigger impact on your life than the person it's about.

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sorry so much has been going on the last couple days i have had time to talk more about Todd and Nick.
nick was dropped off by his step mom "my daughter" for looking at gay porn and thinking he was gay and maybe wanting to try it one day. my daughter hates me because i'm bi and she caught me getting ass fucked one time and she stopped talking to me coming by or anything. then out of the blue she showed up and dumped her 19 year old step son off and said something a faggot for a faggot or something like that and drove off. after talking to him for a while a friend showed up to help him feel at ease.
NO we was not trying to push him into trying gay. we understand how he felt and still feels. mostly about being disowned by his family. we all been there.
but for some reason out of the blue things turned fast and go pretty wild fast.
the nice part for me was nick wanted to try and take a dick in his ass. and todd is fucking hung and hurts a lot of ass's when it fucks them and i'm 3 inches shorter then him and a good 1 inch thinner. so i got to take his cherry and he loved it. before the night was over nick even took most of todds monster coke and nick even got to fuck my GF/ neighbor. all with in like 9 hours.
now its been a few days and about then only thing none of us will not do is scat. other than that we will at least try it once.
well back to nick and todd.
they say they are not a couple but Nick is now todds bitch 100%. at my house about 90% of the time we are naked once we close the gates and when we setting around watching tv. all limp dick and all eating snaked and nick comes up set beside todd and the next thing we notice is nick is trying to get todd hard and starts sucking his dick until its brick hard. then sets on it and rides it until it goes limp 2 or 3 times a day. and he saw i was sounding myself and wanted to try it. and he loves it. i told him he is now the house slut. that he will bend over for anyone that wants his ass. and he agreed.
what he dont know is this weekend we plan to give him his first piss enema. and todd can go balls deep and piss a gallon and not alot of people can do that.
even though nick wasn't sure if he was gay or not at the time he was dumped here. we all knew and he damn sure knows now.
and todd to him to a fast food joint the other day to eat and made him wear a small butt plug. and while walking our gay trail todd make him go bottomless the entire time. to bad there was only one other guy out. but we plan on going back soon. my g/f wants to start stretching his balls already. not sure we going to let her do that yet.
we order pizza all the time and one of us answers the door naked every time we do. but we tip great and never had any one bitch yet. and the next time he will be the one to answer and sometimes its a guy that wants ass instead of a tip.
but for some reason nick is todds bitch and i really dont think he wants anyone else. but time will tell.

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########## ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AMAZING #########

Someone please help me with this. How do you record someone that is live on a webcam if you are caming with them ???????????????????

So I just got into this webcam shit watching little hotties on webcam. So for the last few weeks really kinda liking it try to find some little cuties. Today I got off work early and wanted to twist one off. I am on this webcam site and trying to find a girl online to jerk off to. I see this one girl she is bent over with her ass in the air slowly finger fucking herself nice and little pink pussy and ass. So I grab the lube get all lubed up and I start jerking off. So we are in this room that you can turn your cam on and the girl can see you while you are watching her that type . Well anyways I turn my cam on and I just have it pointed at my cock not my face while I jerk off and not to brag but I am a bigger then average guy in the penis department LOL No I am not king kong or anything like that but I have got many "Oh Wows" from girls :D.
So anyways I am really rather hard at this time watching this girl really seductively finger her pussy and play with her asshole as well and I so wanted to see her face well ok her tits I wanted to see who I was jerking off to remember all that is on the screen is a girl bent over from the back playing with herself. and she started to get up and turn around and she was really close to the cam and didn't see her face yet just her tits and stomach that were amazing. Well she started typing and I got a massage privately from her saying " You have a huge dick now that is a dick I would love to suck" we went back and forth a few times in private chat. Her telling me how she loves to suck dick and she likes big cock and for the other guys she was kinda being polite to keep them watching and having them give her tokens yes she was getting paid for it but you can also watch free as well.
So I guess her whole deal was she won't show her face unless you paid a certain amount in tokens. Guys and girls this girl was really fucking hot. So I get a message from her privately saying that she wants to go private cam with me and I say no I thought she was really fucking hot and would love to but I don't have the money to pay for that and she said no I didn't have to pay she wants to watch me cum while she masturbates and wow dude my EGO is like over the top right now. I get a massage from her inviting me to a private chat I click on it and I see her laying back butt naked spread eagle her entire body and face. My cock got even FUCKING harder the second I saw her face.
It was my younger cousins daughter. She had just turned 18 two days ago. Do you know how I know she had just turn 18 two days ago because I was there at her birthday party. See know listen I love jailbate girls and I have a thing for incest as well but I really never looked at her that way for a few reasons I rarely ever saw her and when I did she was always dressed kinda frumpy and I would see her maybe a few mins at a time at like Christmas, family reunion and she was off running with the younger kids or running off with her boyfriend or something like that. The first thing that poped into my mind was what I said to her at her birthday party. She came over to thank me for the present I got her and I said to her " So what are you going to do now that you are legally an adult now?" She looked at me and said she had a few idea's I laughed and gave her a hug and said happy birthday again. She ran off and started talking with her friends again.
There was no way I would have ever thought of this she had never presented any signs of being a sexual person at all but again like I said I rarely see her and she always really baggy cloths kinda like a goth chick I would say.
So after I see her I get really really really hard. I am truly amazed and so turned on and she is laying back telling me how much she loves my cock how she wants to suck it and let me cum in her mouth and all over her she was being a nasty little slut and that got me more excited. I learned all kinds of stuff about her I had No fucking clue about.
So has we both masturbated to each other I was about to cum and I told her and she was getting excited about watching me cum. I cam and I cam hard and not sec later she started to cum and she squirted a little not a lot but a little. She was a little shocked that she squirted . She had never done that but when I cam I shot up and that really turned her on she said because I still haven't showed my face the cam was only from my dick up to my neck not my face . I shot cum all the way up my stomach to my neck and a lot since I was so turned on.
She begged me to see my face but I ended up convincing her that I was kinda famous person in the town that I lived in and that I couldn't risk it.But maybe if we do this a few more times I will. I also told her the town I lived in because I know she lives there to and she freaked out and got even more excited like a little girl would and said she wanted to meet and all kinds of shit really fucking dirty shit to. That she would not tell anyone. Because I really convinced her I was famous and it would destroy my career if I showed her my face LOL I should get an Oscar LOL .
So this just happen about an hour ago and she wants to cam again about 10 before she goes to sleep. I so want to record it and jerk off to it when ever I want and tak captions of the video for one to post them and for two to have them but I will not show her face I will not post pics of her face or anything close to her face or surrounding that is that maybe recognizable by anyone. I have tons of pics of her from her facebook but I will not post them that is way I want help with recording the live cam shows and taking snap shots of the shows. So please help how do you do it do I need to buy a program for my computer or what ?

I need to play this right everyone any advice is great
The pic I posted is of her zoomed in

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So I just recently received a robo-call from mitch mconnell about how the pres. is trying to take our rights away and not allow us the right to protect ourselves and our homes and families. Well, personally mitch, I don't give a fuck that your so butt-hurt about losing your right to blow shit up that you gotta get on the phone and whine like a bitch to the american public about it. I am pro gun rights, I believe people should have the right to protect themselves and their families, but I don't think people need 20 guns in their homes all equipped with expanded clips to fend off the coming assault of killer left-wing terminators. God damn you fucking right wing retards get on my fucking nerves.

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I worked out of town sometimes and would stay at my sister in laws house. Usually it was diribg the summer oonths and most of the family would be at their beach house in NJ. The let me stay in the one room which was apparently was the hot nieces bedroom. Of course I took a peek in their top dresser drawer. both of them us 40-50 beautiful silky panties. I immediately got hard thinking wow this is what Althea 2 little sluts are wearing under their short skirts. Some crotch less, some with just pearls for the slit. Wow! Later I snooped around and actually lifted one of their mattresses. Wow! What a find! A bag of sex toys!! Dildo, vibrator, butterfly, butt plug, even a pacifier. I knew they were Molly sluts! The toys the panties my gosh. They’d come home now and then usually when I wasn’t staying there. The toys at times would still have some cum from their cunts. I would lick them clean and jerk in their panties all summer long. 😊

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My beautiful wife cheated on me with a nigger and it destroyed us both. It happened over twenty years ago. Our marriage ended shortly after this. I left her but have never been able to get past it...neither has she. She wa a hit as hell 21 yo girl..5'5 with chestnut brown hair and a lithe body with small but perky tits with nipples that could cut through glass and a true bubble butt.

The incident was consentual....but was on that borderline between non-consent and coercion. He knew her through her work and played like he was simply wanting friendship. He kept wanting to go out and have a drink and maybe some dancing. Afterwards they went back to his place. He had been a perfect gentleman until he got her in his house. He then started to try and kiss her. She tried to make him stop. He got up..locked the door and dropped his pants and showed her his dick. Apparently she was scared but turned on....she told me she was mesmerized by it...and he told her she had been teasing him. He walked up close to her with his dick right in front of her. She protested that she was a married woman and this should not be happening. He said he did not care that he wanted her. She felt she had little choice...but also said it was still cosentual because she did not refuse any further. She said she was really turned on and wanted it to happen.

Apparently he was really hung and was very aggressive. She said he was twice my size..litterally and fucked her hard...very hard for about an hour. She said she got to the point she could not take it any ,ore and begged him to let her suck his dick to finish. She said she plead with him to let her suck him off. He finally agreed.

This event and the knowledge of who it was and how good it was to her has destroyed me. I am a racist guy...at the time I tried to not be so. We all are to a certain degree. Now I do not even try...I hate them. This event tore me apart and though the pain was horrific...as time has passed it has become my obsession.

The thought of my beautiful white wife getting monsterfucked in a dingy mill house in the late night hours of January 1994. Being fucked silly by a black motherfucker who was willing to force her..but she demands it was consentual....in the town of Camden. S.C.

To make matters worse...this was a small southern town and people found out about it. They were both employees of the city and word spread fast. I was not only cheated on by the woman that I loved with every once of my being but was humiliated by it. I never will get over it.

That is my confession....I have never talked to anyone about it. It is one of those things that the people that know me and know what happened avoid. I moved away and do not talk to anyone from my hometown except family. I never re-married and it is because of this event. My ex-wife did but to a man who she does not love....he is simply a "good man" as she describes him. She willing confesses that she is still in love with me. She has descended into depression that has left her a recluse and physically a wreck.

It will never end....it has been this weight that I have carried since that night. It ruined my life...in many many ways. I should probably see a shrink....but they do not really solve pain...they just help people deal with it. I am so ashamed that even the prospect of talking to a real person is un-imaginable to me. So I have lived with it by myself for over 20 years. This is the time I have told the true story even in an anonymous fashion to anyone.

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