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@confessions
16 May 2013 8:31AM
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So today I stalked someone for sex. I know how that sounds, but read on.

I was sitting on the bus back to my place from uni, I don't have a license you see, plus there's always a few chicks you can check out as you ride. Now we stop at a shopping centre and a few folks get on, and one of them caught my eye. She wasn't pretty by any means, she was middle aged, wearing clothes for a woman about half her age, with some reddish dye streaked through her frazzled blonde hair. She looked sort of haggard. The best way I could think of to describe it would be someone who used to be addicted to crack and has recovered, but the damage is slow in reversing. Anyway, she got on the bus and cracked open a can of bourbon and coke when she sat down near me.

Now I'm no great looker, my features are average but given my shaved head and my goatee and my rather large build, I look like a biker. Still I don't have too much trouble getting girls, some of them like that dangerous look. But anyway, it'd been a while since I'd gotten laid, and with this haggard lady, no wedding ring, drinking bourbon at 2 in the afternoon? I figured I knew where she would be heading once she got off the bus, and I could practically smell the opportunity to get some pussy.

For some reason, I don't know why, but I decided that I wanted this used up woman. Something about her, maybe the hint of good looks that she'd obviously had in the past but lost, drew me in.

So I sat on the bus and stared, the bus stopped in an area I know pretty well and she hopped off, I jumped off and followed her, forgoing the trip home. As I suspected, she made her was to a bar. I followed her in and ordered a beer and watched as she proceeded to get steadily more wasted as the afternoon dragged on.

I made my move around 5ish and offered to buy her a drink. She was flattered, some young guy paying attention to her? Which shows how shit faced she was, since I look hella intimidating even if I am in my twenties.

We get to talking, by which I mean she talks and rants at me while I pour more booze into her and listen. She tells me her name is Lyn, and she's obviously into me since she finds almost any excuse to touch me, so I lean and whisper into her ear, "I'm going to take you home and fuck you till you can't stand." Not the best line obviously, it's a gamble whether it works or not, I find chicks who are really desperate for it will go for it, and tonight luck was on my side. We leave the bar, although I buy a bottle of some whiskey for the road, and we begin walking back to her place. She lives nearby, but it takes a good twenty minutes to walk there since she's stumbling all over the place, while I continued drinking and making her drink.

We get to her house and Lyn tells me to be quiet because her kids are probably asleep. I'm not a parent, but if she has kids that go to sleep at 8pm then they must be the wussiest bunch of brats to ever walk the earth.

We creep into her room, or rather I creep, Lyn clomps, and fall onto the bed. I become like an animal, I tear off her jacket and shirt and start sucking and biting her nipples while she tells me to stop and close the door, but I don't care. I pull down her skirt and leggins and her pussy is hairy as fuck. If I wasn't so damn horny I would've walked away right then, but I don't care. I bury my mouth into and go to down on her.

She lies there moaning like crazy and keeps trying to shove my head away while telling me to close the door, finally I stand up and position her so that she can't see the door, while I can, she asks if it's closed, and I say yes. Then I unzip and pull of my pants, I'm hard as a rock and ready to go. She stares up at me all bleary eyed and asks if I have a condom, which I don't. I tell her its on and shove in. She gasps and stops asking me stupid questions and focuses on trying to thrust up at me.

I begin thrusting, hard. I'm strong, really strong. So the bed starts squeaking and making noise while I ram away in her and she starts moaning and telling me to stop being so rough but I don't care at this point. I'm so horny that I've gone mad. I keep thrusting away, shaking the bed when I hear something. I look up and in the doorway are her kids. She had a daughter about who looked about twelvish and a son who was younger. They stood there watching as this stranger was screwing their mother. It made me even hornier. I bent down, keeping my eyes on the kids and start biting their mum's nipples and sucking on her tits. They just stare at me going to town on their mother, before finally I can feel my balls a ragin'. I'd thought I was banging her hard before, but for the last two minutes I begin slamming into her so hard the bed moves around the floor, she begins crying out as she orgasms and a few moments after she finishes, I cum inside her. The kids are still standing there and even though I just came, I'm still hard as shit, still in case she sees, I stand up and walk over to the door, my cock clearly visible, the daughter couldn't take her eyes off me while the son just looked away. I smiled down at the daughter and batted my wet, slimy cock against her cheek and over her lips before closing the door. That was pretty weird for me, not into the sort of shit personally. She was very cute though.

Then I returned to the bed and grabbed Lyn and flipped her over, I pull her ass up and shove my dick in her again. I start banging her away why she starts moaning into the bed. Or maybe she's crying, it was hard to tell. I just keep fucking her. I take forever to finish this time around, it begins to make my cock hurt with how long it takes for me to come, finally I do and her butt collapses onto the bed as soon as I let go of her waist. She lies there, breathing heavily like shes run a marathon, I'm not in much better shape, but I haven't finished yet. I start jerking off trying to get hard again, but its not easy. I think about what I did to her daughter and suddenly I start to harden, once again I found that odd since I generally go for women my own age.

I walk up to my cock sleeve, who's still lying there like she's dying. I pull her ass up again and this time, I spit on her ass crack. I grab my dick and rub the spit up and down her butt. I spit two more times before my mouth feels a little too dry for more, all the while rubbing the spit against her hole. I'm not big on anal without a condom, it can lead to urinary tact infections and all sorts of shit. But tonight, I just don't care. I grab my dick and begin pushing in. She's tight. Really tight. Maybe even an anal virgin, but probably not. She begins squealing, or at least as best she can, before finally I'm in and she gives this little scream of pain before just shutting up and taking it. I begin sawing in and out of her, she's so tight it feels like the blood can't get to my dick, it actually sort of hurts, which was rough as my dick was pretty tender by that point.

Still I don't stop. I keep fucking, trying to bust a nut in this lady's ass. She starts moaning again, which makes me even hornier. I keep fucking away and she begins to grind her ass against me, the slut likes it! The first fuck had probably taken ten minutes, the second one maybe forty. The third one, I have no clue. It feels like it took hours though. I was screwing her for so long, I lost count of her orgasms after three, and still I couldn't finish. I reached around and began playing with her slightly saggy tits. About C-cups, there was enough of them for some fun. I begin pinching her nipples and tugging on them really hard while I whisper in her ear what a dirty bitch she was. How she'd probably fuck her son just to get off, and she begins crying that no, she's not like that, and I tell her of course she is, she's a filthy whore.

And still I couldn't get off. My dick hurts not, my abs ache and my back feels like I've slipped a disc. I still fuck her, but it's not nearly as fast or as hard as the earlier ones. I spit on her, I degrade her as much as possible without going into scat or pissing on her, because that shit grosses me out. Finally I wrap my hands around her neck (which wasn't easy from behind with her face down on the bed, but my hands are just big enough to make it work) and choke her a little, which makes her tighten up even more, but for some reason it gets me going a little bit. I start choking her in earnest and she starts fighting back against me, I start fucking harder, the pain in my muscles burns and my dick feels like its going to drop off, but still I fuck. I plow her and scream obscenities in her ear while choking the shit out of her and finally I cum.

I blow my load deep in her ass, and I have no idea why but it was far larger than the previous two I'd left in her pussy. It was possibly the most incredible ejaculation of my life, and it was with this used up broad whose pussy was covered in hair, and a disgusting ass and slightly saggy tits.

I pull out, and my dicks got a bit of brown on it, luckily she has a small en suite which I use to clean myself off, when I come back out she's lying there face down on the bed, not even moving beyond panting like a bitch in heat. I spit on her again and put my pants back on. I was done here. I open the door, her kids are still there, although the son had fallen asleep. The girl gave me a frightened look and I just smiled back. Then I left their home, went back to the bar, called up a mate and got a lift home.

And that's my story, anyone else ever done something like this? As in gone home with some middle aged chick who's past her hotness date and just fucked the shit out of her?

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25 Oct 2011 8:12PM
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The Texas Work Force Department suspected a rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees, and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

"Well," replied the rancher, "there's my farm hand, who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week, plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to... to the half-wit," said the agent.

The rancher replied, "that would be me."

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@confessions
28 Aug 2013 3:56AM
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The wife and I went to New Orleans for a long weekend. Great trip! I pounded copious amounts of booze and ate like a king. The last night we were there we passed out early. Probably around 10:30 pm.

I ended up waking up like at 4am, bored and wide awake. The wife was still passed out so I went for a walk through the french quarter to find a strip club. All of the clubs were closing so I went to some shady bar across the street for drink and was offered coke. I purchased it and went on my way down bourbon street. I was wanting a drink at that point, so I started trying to see if anything at all was open. I was walking down the street and started talking to a very drunk girl named Audriana, 19 yo, pictured, who had been stripping somewhere in the french quarter all night. She kissed me a few times and let me put my hand down her shirt but nothing else.

We finally got to a bar that was packed at around 9am. Audriana started talking to a table of drunk dudes so I left her alone. I went to the bar to grab a drink and ended up flirting with a black girl (i'm caucasian). Before I knew it she took me back to her place to fuck. We fucked for about 15 min and she made me lick her pussy. Then my wife woke up and started calling me. While I was banging this black girl. So I had to quit early, took a shower with the black girl, and went home.

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04 Dec 2016 11:40PM
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If I eat properly and exercise and limit my alcohol intake to one drink a day, and don't spend hours wanking to porn on Motherless, I get awesome lasting erections when I fuck my wife. Which is great. (And if I do the opposite, no great lasting erections for me or the missus.)

But on the other hand, pigging out on pizza and washing it down with lots of bourbon and then wanking on motherless is so much fun too!

Why do I have to choose? Why!? WHY!?

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09 Jan 2012 12:58AM
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Well I guess this is my first post here�I�m pretty much posting here cause I�ve been drinking and want to share my thoughts. But ya I�ve been drinking alone tonight�how many of ya�ll drink alone? Well I do. Guess I�m living a pretty boring life to write on a wall of a porn site. But its whatever I guess. Ya�ll are reading it. I figure someone will comment on this eventfully. That�s what I�m really hoping on�to see what people think about me. Well I�m going to hit the sack and sip on this bourbon a little bit more. Later.

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09 Jun 2024 5:57AM
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My adopted daughter's dad came over for a visit Friday  He hadn't been over for over asince Beth graduated. He never use to visit while I was married to Beth's mom, but since we divorced 3 years ago he regularly visits. 


I've met his hot looking young wife a few times but typically it's just Joel, myself and Beth.


I started inviting him over after my divorce  out of cutlriousity .While i was married, my wife would routinely talk about Joel , the many times they had sex and especially the size and stamina of Joel. She would tell me all the different places they had sex including the back of the dark Hua as they returned from a track meet.


Over the years I essentially became cuckolded to the visions of him, dominating my wife, admitting to my wife how much I wanted his over an other  man's  cock and seed.

It wasn't long into our marriage when she took advantage  of this and started having sex with lots of different men  openly fucking business associates, neighbors and even Beths teachers. Her pussy was filled with all varieties of cock and different tasting cum. 

 After the divorce was final I called Joel and had him visit us. The first visit went well, and after Beth trotted off the bed, Joel and I sat and enjoyed a bourbon together. The alcohol got to use and soon we were sharing stories of having sex with my ex wife. He even told me the story of when she got pregnant with Beth.


I was beyond horny and  told him my ex would go into great detail and size and shape of his tool and how it felt to have him cum in her mouth. He listened to me then said "Well, why don't you have look yourself" then stood up briefly and unzipped his pants, letting them drop to his ankles.


He sat back down, his cock on full display  I starred at it as he gently stroked that meat to full hardness. I put my glass down and crossed the room, dropping to my knees in front of him, I took as much as I could into my mouth. 

I had dreamt of this moment and was not dissapointed. He grabbed my head and drew my mouth even further down his shaft. He moaned loudly, too loud, as kept thinking, but with his hands in my hair there was no way I could pull free to ask him to be quiet 

My mouth was sore by the time he said." Here it comes you little queer, swallow it all" I did willingly enjoying the the same seed that created my daughter. I still remember licking his heavy balls clean off the sperm  that  escaped my mouth.


He left a couple hours later after we repeated that scene again but with him pulling out and unleashing his load on my face.

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29 Nov 2024 12:25AM
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Julie is thankful her son Robbie finally came home for the holidays, and Robbie is thankful for bourbon and poor judgment.

#OhJulie

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Thanksgiving night was at our in laws and my mother in law and I were taking shots together, got upwards of 7-9shots of bourbon. In between shots she was taking about hummers, 80’s slang for blowjob in the kitchen next to her daughter and husband. Night went on and more shots,she got more unwound and losened up, showed me some cleavage. Tried to get her to show me some more and she wanted to finish unbutton my shirt after her daughter wouldn’t, damn she is fine. I’d fuck her because I know she isn’t getting any from her husband. I might have tried to steer it in that direction and I think her daughter knows now

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15 Dec 2011 8:28PM
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I love like getting drunk off cheap beer at times but I also love expensive bourbon. I also like fucking slutty, white trash girls but I've got a really nice looking, sophisticated girlfriend that won't do everything I want her to do in bed but will do most things I want. I wonder if there's a correlation between what I like to drink and what I like to fuck. I've got a glass of really good bourbon infront of me right now and my girlfriend is reading a book on the couch. Life is good.

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I confess that I have been doing shots of American Honey bourbon since 9am this morning and smoking big bowls of ganj.

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04 Jan 2011 11:26PM
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I confess that I want to be a drunk. I don't care if three martini lunches are currently socially acceptable or not. Life without booze: so-so. Life with booze: just fantastic! So suck it, puritans. I don't care about your social stigma because I have bourbon.

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I confess that I am sat here watching a Flinstones porno... I don't think I've laughed so much whilst watching porn in my life... maybe except for a british porno I watched where the guy stuck it in the girl's arse and said "right up the chocolate bourbon factory!"

http://www.xvideos.com/video1033790/flintstones_hayden_winters_

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