I recently went on a fishing trip with two friends, one night i was in one of there tents smoking weed when he asked me striaght out if he could make me cum, i was shocked but said ok, he took my cock out and wanked and sucked me until i came in his mouth, i was so turned on that a returned the act and the feeling when i felt him cum in my mouth was amazing. I still see him but since the trip we usually meet up and just suck each other off, i feel guilty as i have a long standing girlfriend but my friend is so good at sucking my cock i always enjoy meeting up, i dont find him or other men attractive but making another man cum is something to try now and again.

I can keep smoking weed and drinking all the beer i can but it wont get rid of the guilt of me letting my gay room mate give me a blowjob.

Before you read this and assume im some EDL chanting fuckwit, i have no problem with anyone so long as they don't have a problem with me. Im in no way writing this with racial motivations, it's targeted at asylum seekers who come into this country, divide communities and create hostile environments for anyone not like them. However i will admit i use one group in particular as an example, but that doesn't make them the only one guilty of this.

What would you say if there was groups of people moving to your country; buying streets of houses for their relatives and other people from their country; ignoring the law of the country they're in and following their own special law instead with no interference from the government who are scared of 'offending them'.
In England this is happening and has been happening for years and no ones doing a fuckin thing about it. Call me a racist if you want i don't care, so called 'refugee' communities with no interest in integrating with our society are ruining this country.

Gangs of Muslim men raping little white girls because in their culture women are below men.

Young kids being brainwashed by sharia law fanatics in pop-up mosques appearing like fuckin weeds in every town and city.

British troops being harassed and beaten up in the streets and being branded 'murderers' in their own country.

Refusing to learn and speak english and only speaking their native language with people from their country.

I have no problem with people of different faiths, backgrounds, whatever. But i won't stand for it when british people become a target for these cunts and no one has the backbone to get rid of them. If you hate white people so much fuck off back home!

California is a menace to the nation. Half the population are illegals, the other half on weed. China will have our lunch while we are stoned, watching the Superbowl. The missile alert in Hawaii was not fake news.

I am looking for 3 different women. 3 different age ranges first 18 to 20  must be bi and like older men and incest roleplay age gap mutual masterbating talking dirty must be very slutty in the bedroom but very proper in public. This goes for all the women second a women 30 to 35 and third a women 45 to 50. Also the age ranges can vary a few years give or take. Usually it will be 1 on 1 but sometimes all 3 at once sometimes just 2 on one. All 3 also must love having there pussy eaten with no warning sometimes. Must have clean shaven pussys and assholes landing strip are ok but the pussy lips must be shaved clean. I love to eat pussy a lot.  As well as like taking pictures and video not to be posted but just for us. But we could post if all parties involved are ok with it. Open minded is a must. No drug addicted women please weed drinking smoking is all good .
Send face pic full body pic clothed and nude 

I confess that I lost my virginity to my first cousin and I want to fuck my sister. My cousin and I would watch porn that she stole form her dad at night, after my grandmother went to bed. Before long we were trying things from the porn on each other. She always kinda chubby but not too much and she was always pretty. Her pussy, ass, and tits are very nice. For a while, we just did oral stuff, I ate her pussy and licked her asshole and She would suck my dick, lick my balls and ass, she's great at it. I watched her go to the bathroom and other kinky things like that. But I did not penetrate her for a while. My cousin lived at my grandmas so we could only have our fun when I visited.

At home I was full of sexual frustration. I had to live with my beautiful sister who won't do things like that for me. it was like torture. I stole her dirty panties a lot and once jerked off over her while she slept in her room. The closest I got was one day during spring break in High School. Both parents were at work and I was sitting in the couch, just hanging out, around noon. She and I smoked weed together and she walked into the living room and asked if i wanted to burn, I said yes and followed her to the garage. She was a robe with pajama bottoms under it and her hair flipped up into a towel, she had just showered. After smoking and getting super faded, We return to the living room, I sit where I was and she curled up into a kind of ball to leave space for me to sit on the couch. I was turned on just sitting next to her.

"You can stretch out, put your feet in my lap" I told her. She kinda smirked and said, "really?" she kinda laughed. I reassured her and she put her feet up into my lap. After a while, I put my hands on her feet and started rubbing them. She look at me funny at first, but started to enjoy it. She let me do this a while, I got a boner while rubbing her feet and I felt like it was gonna rip outta my jeans. She fell asleep. I watched her sleep for a few minutes and whispered her name to make sure she was sleeping. She was, and I ran my hands down her leg and felt her inner thigh, she was so warm and smelled so good fresh outta the shower. I was so horney and I got carried away, I pulled my cok out and touched her feet with it. This is when she woke up and jumped up at the sight of my cock. She told me to put it away, she said we were brother and sister and that thats wrong. she said she wouldn't tell anyone but i shouldn't do that, she left the room. I went into my room and jerked off violently, I was kinda furious. It was rough for the next few weeks until I went back to my grandmas.

My next visit to grandmas, after the sister incident, I told my cousin that we need to fuck. She was reluctant but finally agreed. I got hard instantly, and was read to go, she pulled her pants down and I ate her pussy for like 2 seconds, just enough to get it wet and then shoved my dick in her beautiful pussy. This was the first time I was inside a pussy and It was magnificent, I waited so long and it was better than i ever though. She told me not to cum inside her, and I said I wouldn't, I didn't mean too, but It was so good. I couldn't pull out. I cam so hard inside her. We were afraid she would get pregnant but she never did, and we where way more careful after that.

Me and my cousins stopped having sex for many years, but started again about 3 years ago. Now, I live a lone and every few weekends she will come stay and we still have fun. I want to try to talk her into making some uploads for this site, Lets see how it goes.

My current shatter plug (shatter is weed, broken down into shatter to get more thc) anyway, she is a genuine milf!! Shes 43, looks about 30 but is so fine, she isnt married or seeing anyone as far as i know and i really want to try seeing if shes dtf. Ill post pics, tell me what youd do if you were in my position.

I have wanked and cum over both my step daughters as they slept, attached is a pic of the older one. Yesterday I caught this one leaning out of her bedroom window smoking, she was only wearing a night shirt and a thong. I walked in and had a perfect view of her arse with the thong between her cheeks. She panicked when she realised she had been caught with a cigarette, then I realised it was weed and she was a bit high, I grabbed hold of her trying to get the smoke from her hand, after a bit of a struggle I got it from her, it was then that I realised I had my hand on her tit, I pulled my hand away as quick as possible but then she started saying that if I told her mother about the weed she would say that I had abused her, she said she knows that I come into her room and watch her when she is sleeping. I had had a drink or two so I thought fuck it, if she hadnt told her mother about me going into her bedroom she wasnt going to, I told her she could keep her weed and I wouldnt say anything to her mother if she gave me the thong she was wearing, she just took it off and gave it to me, lovely and warm and smelling of her sweet young pussy.
Very soon I am going to fuck the little slut.

I need help finding a video I saw a few months ago. It was two teens smoking weed on a couch and then they start fucking. It was a fairly long video. If you have any ideas please please help!!

True story, last week my wife took off with her family to the east coast for her cousins graduation. So I planned to have some friends over for a little party that Saturday. Like planned couple of buddies and my cousin and his girl came bye . There was liquor, weed, pills and all sorts of party goods. I knew my cousin and his girl were meth users on occasion. It was like 2 am when people started leaving and I passed out in my bed. I woke up around 315 to get a drink and I see my cousin and his girl in the couch watching porn and playing with each other. My cousin asked if I wanted to try some meth. I said fuck it why not. So we smoked some bowls and say with them watching her jerk my cousin off while he fingered her. I got so horny my cousin's girl asked if I have ever been with a guy. I told her that I never had but I was open for anything being all spun out at the time. She then began to tell me that my cousin was bi and if I would like to join them in a threesome. I was surprised but I knew my cousin was a little feminine. I smoked another bowl and agreed to it. She came and sat bye me and unzipped my pants and began to jerk my cock. She kneeled between my legs and began to suck my cock. My cousin got closer to me and bend over with his girl and took my cock in his mouth. At first I felt a little weird but he was sucking my dick like no one ever had. We fucked till 4pm the next day. It was the hottest sex I have ever had.

I am a loser. I do not satisfy my wife. I would rather watch BBC anal and dildo myself fantasising I am the girl. I am a weed smoking functional alcoholic. 

I want to change. I want to become the effeminate anal bitch slave my wife deserves. 

I seek advice, encouragement and suggestions. 

Thank you

I confess that I just played 30 minutes of hot sensual blues on my guitar while my brother was banging his wench in our laundry room down the hall. I was jamming out coming off of a killer weed high. The music flowing like rushing water down rapids. I could hear them clearly as they were colliding hard against each other quieting any moans they wanted to make. I heard stuff clatter around about midway through my third solo. I decided to kick it up a notch. Really playing that guitar like sex. It was awesome bring the hammer of live solo guitar music. It was fucking prime. I knew my bro was into that. I rode the frets and made my melodies that more delicious. I belted into a huge solo as they got louder as they must have been close to release. My fingers rolling easy over the notes that came so naturally. Then they were silent. I began toning it down and coming to a slower point as they finished and were prolly putting clothes on. I would say I did a big favor for my bro. After a lil while they had to cross the room I was in. She went first and he followed. He looked over to me with a big shit eating grin and said thanks. Fuck it was hot playing guitar for people in the midst of ecstatic passion. Their in his room now fucking again.

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Hello, I’m having trouble finding a video I used to watch on this site. The video is of a guy who catches his sister and her friend with a bag of weed and then blackmails them both into having sex with him. I used to watch the video a couple of weeks or months ago but I can no longer find it. If anyone could help me out I would greatly appreciate it!

Updated Profile/ Time out for games/Looking for Real
This is on my profile, philosophy for weeding out phonies...Thoughts?
The last leap into domesticated fantasy……
I am not a Dom nor do I wish to be dominated by all means not a hint of being
"SUB" is in me.I have been scouring the
internet and quite a few fetish site have the role play of this particular interest, but
none for me...I don't wish to rule, but be understood and adored...The word
"Bull" is used in such a caustic way that the people involved seem to forgo the
natural intellect and the basic of all that moves real life, and hence nothing long
term is ever established in this realm...instead I am seeking a kinky, perverted family
more or less, my description will probably be brief, but I assure you
that I do not desire pictures or uneventful thought up stories...and I hope through
a series of communication my idea is understood...As the hubby should know his
role as a submissive, humiliation should be spared until the order of things are
disrupted, either by him or others within the family, that will be explained....As for
a constant BBC breeding that is only a fraction of the experience that most seem
to get stuck on...In my proposal, I would like an atmosphere built around honesty
and truth, meaning a lack of closed-door, an acceptance of being in the moment
for whatever that moment seems to be...i.e. within the home of course
escapades will be heightened, but the basics of real life will not only be explored
but enforced! Those are that of self esteem, Education, and of course work and
the ability to become in the maintaining the things in life that are far beyond the
basics, as in that particular life we "the family" should not settle but excel....Nice
everything, the actual only, I guess true difference would be upon entry into the
home, as all would have the freedom to date, to come home with a new suitor
one might find another in the den masturbating feverishly to a new porn, or
perhaps someone get a blowjob, or pussy eaten with the only excuse is "my
family doesn't believe in doors, no secrets”. I would like to continue with this
discussion, but it is late, I will sleep as these quick words marinate.....Oh and
of course the "Bull" will work as well...I'm hoping this doesn't fall on deaf ears, but
that of a group that understands the entire "Live-in" dynamics...NO FREE
RIDES...WE ALL WORK TOGETHER....Hope to hear from you as so many have
taken this concept as a way to drop out...my thoughts are to bring together the
best of all..., CUCKMATES, FRIENDS, all doing their thing...with a twist.
Wise Bull

When I was 19 years old and in college in Florida, I got really heavy into drugs. Mainly party drugs like coke and ecstasy, and of course plenty of weed, but on occasion other drugs as well. I was out of control and living one big party life on my parent's dime while they struggled mightily to pay for me to have the opportunity they never had and go to college. Looking back I feel like a total asshole about it now as they wanted nothing more than for me to be successful and not have to struggle...sorry, I digressed.

Anyway, since I had no money and wanted to keep up my partying lifestyle and since I was always very athletic, in shape and considered "good-looking", through one of the people I met in the party scene I ended up doing some modeling to make some extra money. Pretty low rent stuff, nothing glamorous, but a couple hundred bucks a week.

This quickly evolved into the opportunity to do some "videos". It started with just masturbation videos of me lying in bed, or on a couch or in the shower jerking off. I figured I was going to do it anyway so why not get paid for it and I was getting paid $100-200 per day that I did a shoot. I could sometimes do 3 or 4 scenes in a day. The guy running the operation said he was impressed by my "re-load" ability and also that I had just the right cock for it...I'm about 8 inches, decently thick and my dick looks perfectly formed from shaft to head and can blow pretty big loads even after only a little break in between. I knew that these were primarily for gay guys to watch but I didn't care. If someone gets off from seeing me, so fucking what. I did these for a while and then he asked one day if I'd want to do some full sex movies and photo shoots and showed me some of his portfolio and all things considered the chicks looked pretty hot and we were now talking more like $300-500 per day so I jumped right at the chance.

It was a crazy scene and pretty much everything you wanted was at your fingertips. Women and drugs galore. Parties every night after shooting. We were all in the 18-22 age bracket so it was just a no responsibility show. But as quickly as I made money it went back out the door on drugs and partying. Then one night when we were partying at the main house this director used for shooting videos, him and a couple of the other "big wigs" in their operation asked me if I would be willing to do some more hardcore shit. At first I was thinking they meant bondage, s&m type stuff, but they quickly made it clear they were talking gay action. I immediately said not a chance, I was straight and no way I could do it. They pushed the matter (and a coffee table with a big pile of blow on it) and said that all the actors in their gay shoots are straight guys because that is the look they wanted in their videos, strong masculine men, not femboys. The guys just do "gay for pay" and they also said I could make up to a $1000 per shoot depending on the circumstances. At that point my eyes lit up and I think they knew they had me. I asked them more questions and they said I could be strictly a top and receive blow jobs, that I didn't have to get fucked or suck or kiss anyone if I didn't want to. I could also do bi scenes where a female actress or two would be involved. I said, what the fuck, let's give it a try.

The next week they had scheduled me in for my first scene. I was shaking like a leaf prior to which was totally not like me. In the other stuff I had already done I was totally calm and had no issues getting naked, getting hard and fucking in front of other people. It was a one on one scene with me and another guy. I was going to be swimming naked in the pool and then get out and immediately go to the lounge chair next to the pool when the "pool guy" was going to show up to service the pool and eventually me who was masturbating while watching him clean the pool. I actually was having a difficult time getting hard which was totally not the norm for me, but he came over and began blowing me for a while and soon enough I did get fully hard. I had sunglasses on and just kept my eyes closed and picturing hot women. I put on a condom and ended up fucking him in a few different positions and then to my surprise he end up blowing his load on my chest as he was riding me, then slid off my cock, dropped back down and sucked me to completion taking my load all over his face.

I said afterward that it wasn't that bad, but I didn't think I wanted to do it again...until I got my next offer and more cash. It went on like this for a while and me just doing the fucking and getting sucked. I still was primarily doing straight shoots though. Then the director came to me with a proposal for a scene. It would be me and this girl I had done some straight scenes with and we would be a "married" couple and then another guy who was coming to our house to do some repairs. But he wanted it to be a scene where me and her completely serviced this guy. We all were going to suck and fuck each other, no holds barred type stuff. I was extremely hesitant but he offered up my biggest payday yet and it was a good chunk of money for 4-5 hours of total "work". I was so far gone into the scene at that time that I agreed and said let's do this.

The day came and again I was nervous. I did all my usual prep on my "manscaping" and where I normally do everything I can to keep myself fresh down below, this time I added the step of the diet one of the other male actors recommended and his full enema routine to completely clean me out. The worst thing on a porn set when anal is involved is having a shit accident. It came time for the scene and we were in the bedroom on a king size bed where I was fucking the girl for a while then the "repair" man came in, he joined in with me "thinking" he was just going to play jointly with my wife but then he starts licking my balls and ass and pulling out my cock from the wife's pussy and sucking on it. We go through some more motions and she is sucking him then she tells me she wants to see me suck him and this is it, the moment I took a cock in my mouth. I did what I had to do and then after he fucks her it was my turn to take his cock. I was laying on my back as she sat on my face and then he started fucking my ass. Hurt like hell but I had to put up a good front. He even made a comment that got into the video about how tight my ass was. Anyway, we finished the scene after everyone had been fucked and sucked and I went out that night with some of the other people from set and we got destroyed on drugs and booze. I was fucked up beyond belief and when I got home that night I said that was it, I was done. Absolutely no more of all of it. The drugs the porn, nothing. The next day I called up the director and said to pull me from the stuff he had me scheduled for the next week. He tried to convince me and told me what a fucking amazing job I had done the day before, but I told him I had to get out. I couldn't handle the life and really was regretting all of it. I pulled the plug that day and never looked back.

So, somehow through all of this I didn't flunk out of school. I ended up completing my degree and living out a pretty mundane, boring college life and working a bullshit part-time job in one of the offices on campus answering phones and shit. Really nobody in my "normal" life had any clue about what I had done. My parents were none the wiser about anything I did partying or whatever and were proud as could be the day they saw me get my degree. I started a job with a top consulting firm and in the decade plus since, have worked hard and progressed so much in my career that I look at the "crazy" money I was making from porn and laugh at how little it is compared to now. I am engaged to a very attractive and smart girl who is an attorney and makes plenty of money herself, but also has no clue about my prior life.

I guess my biggest fear is that one day I am going to come on here and see one of my videos front and center. I know they are out there in various places on the web, but they obviously weren't under my real name and the look I had back then was very different than it is now where I am clean cut hair, have a beard, and even back then in a bunch of the scenes I had bleached blonde hair for a while and a deep Floridian tan. I guess my real name and SSN is on file with the porn company somewhere so that could somehow get out, but generally speaking I got away free and clear without any repercussions. Crazy the journey our lives take.

I recently moved in with my GF after dating for two years. It took us a while to find a place in our price range, we wanted to rent a house, but had to settle for a condo.

Our landlord is a cougar MILF, recently widowed and owns her own business. Ive only seen her in business suits and its so sexy. Usually pencil skirt suits with high heels.

Right after we moved in we let her know about a few things that needed to be fixed. She was fine with it and said she would come over to let her maintenance guy in. I completely forgot to put away my bong.

I got a text at work of a picture of my bong reading "I think we need to talk" from my landlord. I wasnt sure what to do, but I told my boss that I was going to have to take a long lunch but I would work late to make up for it.

By the time I got home the maint guy was leaving and she was looking sexy as fuck in her suit but I was nervous that she was about to kick us out.

I'll spare you reading the whole convo but basically she said she would ignore the fact that Im smoking weed in her place if I was her bitch. I didnt really have much of a choice but I told her my GF couldnt find out. She agreed.

She likes having me come over to her place and as soon as I walk in the door we roleplay as mom/son.
She likes to spank me, tease me, stroke my cock, finger me, suck me off, make me eat her out, fuck me with a strapon, and if I cum in her before she tells me to she makes me lick it out of her. Sometimes she likes to just sit on the couch and watch TV while she breastfeeds me.

At first I hated this but I'm actually starting to love it all.
Im even starting to take control of the situation and initiate a lot of the stuff we do.

I have spent my whole marriage doing my best to keep from cheating. But, at this point I can't find a reason not to. I stopped drinking because it became a problem in our relationship. But, she wants weed so we have to get it. Every time we have money problems I sell my stuff leaving hers alone. When we do get a little momey she wants to spend it on worthless shit. Yet my father's day gift is still stuck in pawn. She is not willing to punish our kid when he dose wrong. Often times letting him off the hook and helping to cover up the evidence. So much more that I don't even want to bring up because I just makes me that much more angry. My question is should I just go back to my old ways? Because let's be honest, it is easier to be a beast not a man. On a side note I started dri king at 9 am today and feel more like myself.

I confess that over the summer I was on a double date with my buddy and his chick at the movies and we saw Paranormal Activity 3 I believe. We came back to his house and smoked a shitload of weed and got totally baked. It got late and both our girlfriends drove home. We were surfing around on the internet together and he eventually went to a porn site and browsed the genres. He got to some gay shit like he was trying to push it on me, which made me kinda horny. And so I wanted to conceal my arousal so I told him I was gonna go to bed in his guestroom so I could masturbate. Maybe 5 to 10 minutes later he knocks on the door and I tell him to come in. He mentions to me that he's gonna go to college after the summer is over and he's never done anything with a guy before and he kinda wants to try it before he goes away. I play it cool but on the inside I was so totally nervous and excited because I've always wanted to fuck around with him. I go to his room and we take off our pants. We grab each others' cocks and he goes down on me, but he does it kind of awkwardly and made it a little strange so I ask if it's ok if we stopped, because I was starting to feel weird about the whole situation. Embarrassed, he says that's fine and I go back to my room. A few minutes later I had a change of heart. I walked back into his room and without saying anything take his cock out and start sucking his dick like a fiend. I was so horny by that point and the feeling of his dick in my mouth turned me on so much like nothing that has ever happened before. Within minutes, he starts moaning loudly saying that he's gonna cum so I start sucking harder and faster while rubbing his balls. And he shoots a hot load of cum into my mouth and I swallowed it all. We smiled awkwardly after it was over and I headed back to my room to masturbate to what just happened. We have never said anything about it to each other or to our girlfriends since. But there is always an air of sexual tension whenever we hang out. And I get hard whenever I think about his thick cock in my mouth. Just wanted to get that off my chest.

I take my kids weed and smoke it

I confess I hate white bitches. All fucking day long they be all like why don't you get a job, why don't you help around the house, why do you drink so much malt liquor, why do you smoke so much weed, why you always gettin arrested, why wont you marry me, why won't you take a shower, why this, why fucking that.

I am so goddamned fucking sick and tired of every goddamned, fucking white cunt, I wish i could rape and beat and kill every fucking one of them.

About 6 months ago my daughter took me out to the bar to celebrate my 60th birthday. We had dinner and was enjoying some drinks when one of her childhood friends came in and she invited her to join us. Erica was a very attractive woman in her mid 30's and has an amazing set of tits on her. My daughter suggested we all leave and go back to my house to smoke some weed. Erica said she hasn't smoked for years that her husband didn't like her doing it but agreed to go with us.

The girls stayed up talking and smoking while I went to bed. My daughter had to drive back home the next day and I had the house all to myself again.... Later in the evening I heard a knock on my door and it was Erica and she asked if Kathy was home.. I told her she had left but could come in if she would like...She walked and I offered her a drink and asked if she had fun the night before. She said yes and asked if I had any more weed... We started smoking and talking and she said she really missed getting high...I told her she could come over anytime and it would be our little secret...She laughed and thanked me.

In a couple days she came back over and we got high again. She started asking me why I never got married again after my wife passing away 10 years prior and I just said I haven't found the right person yet. She continued saying it must be hard living alone for all these years and I said it was but I survive. She starts talking about her marriage saying her husband hasn't touched her for months. I told I couldn't believe that and that it's been since my wife passed since I've been with a woman. She thanked me for the weed and talking with her and I told her to come back over anytime.

A week went by and she showed up again wanting to get high. We smoked and was talking when I felt her hand on my leg, It startled me at first but I didn't mind. She said she had been thinking about me being alone for all these years and wondered if there was anything she could do for me. I didn't what so say but just that I was okay.... She looked at me saying she wanted to thank me for talking with her and getting her high and her hand moved to my cock!!! She started opening my pants saying I bet you miss this and pulls my cock out...I taken by surprise but its been so long since a woman touched my cock I didn't stop her. She stroked me and soon had her mouth wrapped around my cock making me cum in no time!!!

A month went by and she showed up again wanting to get high and again sucking my cock. But this time I started touching her and taking her top off to see her gorgeous tits!! She finished me again got dressed and left.

Another two weeks went by till she returned but this time I wanted more!! I started touching her getting her tits out again and putting my hand down her pants feeling her moist pussy. She had my cock in her hand as I opened her pants and she pushed them to the floor. I fingered her as she stroked my cock and soon had my face between her legs tasting her juices while she sucked me off again!!!

Being 60 my cock doesn't last as long as it used to but the next time she showed up I wasn't to waste time.... She walked in and I just started undressing her and licking her pussy...After she cum on my face a few times I was hard and I just stuck my cock inside her. It felt amazing being inside a womans pussy again and I shot my load inside her....We sat naked together and smoked and she said she didn't mean for this to go that far that she just wanted to help me out a little. I apologized and said I couldn't myself and just wanted to fuck her.

I haven't seen her now for over a month but hope she comes back over someday

So...
I smoke a lot of pot, and my family doesn't know.

Really really dank weed goes into my system all the time.

I get decent grades in the college that I am going to, and when I use marijuana every few days or so it seems to help my concentration(ADD).

Why is marijuana so demonized in the modern eye? It helps me with my learning disability when used responsibly... I couldn't say they same for Alcohol.

My scumbag ex weed dealer/sort of friend wants to fight me. Why? Cause the scumbag had been selling me crap weed for months, so i decided not to buy any. Now this prick wants to fight me cause he is insulted. So help me Jupiter Optimus Maximus, the last thing i want to do is get into a scrap with a guy over crap weed.

Sometimes I'm too lazy to smoke weed.

I'm supposed to be packing a bowl right now but instead I'm just browsing the internet and looking at porn.

ok this is not even close to sexual, in fact it's disgusting. but i figured if i was gonna share it, it would be on motherless....

about a week ago i got the biggest fucking hemmoroid i've ever had. i could barely walk or move, it was fucking painful and embarrassing. yesterday walking home, it popped. DUDE..... it was a river of puss down my leg for 30 seconds. luckily i wasn't too far from home, but the smell was one of the most septic, nasty smells i've ever smelled.

additionally, it was one of the most relieving and amazing feelings ever. i came home, took a shower (threw out my boxers) smoked a bunch of weed, and relished in my victory. i'm keeping my butthole a lot cleaner from now on.

there you go.

My cousin is my best friend. She's 19, has an amazing body, and a very cute face. We hang out once a week, have lunch and shoot the shit.

She's always been very physical with me, nothing overtly sexual... just full on hugs, sitting on my lap, that type of thing.

A couple months ago she upgraded to talking with me about sex, and what she wants, as well as sending me pictures of her in skimpy clothing.

Last month she spent an entire week at my house. Most of the time she spent walking around half naked, or curled up in my bed. The last night she was here she came to my room while I was reading, took off every article of clothing, and tried to make out with me... I got up and left the room. The next day she claimed she didn't remember any of the prior night due to the copious amounts of alcohol and weed.

I want nothing more than to fuck her brains out, however, I know this would completely change the dynamics between the two of us. Personally I like having somebody that is constantly talking to me about sex, and sending me pictures, and turning me on... gives me something to think about when I fuck randoms.

Should I go for it? Fuck her brains out... and never talk to her again? Or should I continue to be turned on by her daily and fantasize about her when I fuck other chicks?

Ok so i have to confess i love living in southern California this time of the year its 80* today and girls are already wearing short skirts. N E ways i was sitting in traffic on my way to the hardware store and look over to the car next to me and there is a hot little Mexican chik in a short skirt with big tits and im looking then i remember i had some mardi-gra beads still in my truck from fat Tuesday. so i dig them out of my console and show them to her and she flashed me. this isnt the firt time ive been flashed on the freeway but she was smoking weed and did it like it was nothing so i told her to pull over and she got over in-front of me and moved her way over so i fallowed like any man would and when we stopped i grabbed my phone and waled up with the beads and handed them to her and asked if i could see them angain and take a pic ans popped them out. I am pretty happy i needed to go get that tool for work. thanks boss. i did not ask name of number because im married but did ask to touch and she said no.

when I was 14 my dad, had some renters that lived downstairs.. my dad worked long hours and was hardly around.. after a while I started to hang out with the renters as they would treat me like an adult.. they were in there late 30's and we would always talk about girls and sometimes watch porn.. It was cool.. one time on a sunday morning.. my dad was gone for the day on a business trip and it was football sunday.. My renter invited me down to his apartment for a day of porn, football and a couple suprises.. I was curious.. so I went down and he had the first suprise ready for me.. A joint.. I smoked weed for the first time and got real high.. then we sat down on his couch and he sat right next to me.. real close.. but because I was high it all felt good.. then he put on the porn, but this time it was differn't.. it was a couple dudes 69 sucking... I didn't want to seem uncool so I acted like nothing was wrong... next thing you know he was rubbing his dick and wispering things to me like.. "why don't you suck it.." and "don't worry no buddy will know but you and me".. he then took my hand and put it on his dick.. I started to rub it.. after about 5 minutes of this and watching the guys go at it.. I decided to step up and I reached down his sweatpants and grabbed a hold of his dick.. the guy seemed to like it, so I continued.. he grabbed my head and pushed me down onto the floor down between his legs and he slid his pants off.. now I was face to face with my first dick..his dick was weird.. It was long skinny and had a large forskin.. the guy made it easy by grabbing my hair and proceeding to fuck my face.. I had never felt anything like it in my life.. I liked it.. his skin would swoosh around in my mouth with my tounge while he pulled it in and out of my mouth.. after a couple minutes he decided that he was ready to finish.. and told me to open my mouth and swallow his load when he cam.. from the porn I new what he wanted.. I had no idea how bad it would taste.. when he shot the first load in my mouth I swallowed.. same with the second but the third made me gag and I got the rest on my face.. this is a true story and it continues from there..

I have noticed that A LOT (2 words by the way)
of people on here mispronounce spellings of words on here. So here we go...

GRAMMAR LESSON 101:

""YOUR"" = YOUR BELONGINGS (YOUR CAR, YOUR HAT, YOUR WIFE, YOUR GF, ETC..)

""YOU'RE"" = (CONTRACTION OF ""YOU"" AND ""ARE"") YOU'RE GOING THERE, YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE IF YOU GET THESE TWO WORDS MESSED UP AND USE THEM WRONG!!!!

THEIR (IT'S THEIRS, THE WEED , THE DRUGS, BELONGS TO THEM)

THERE (ACTION WORD: ARE YOU GOING THERE? YOU'RE GOING WHERE?? YOU'RE GOING THERE TO HIS HOUSE??? WHY???)

THEY'RE (CONTRACTION OF THEY AND ARE) THEY'RE BEST FRIENDS!!!

Nothing is better than smoking weed while getting my stinky pink pig cunt licked 🐷 👅 .. who wants a taste??

Im irish, layin up smokin some weed and my cock is throbbing in a tight black cock ring.  Company welcome😋😋

i fucked my engaged, double my age weed guy again the other night

i wish i could say i feel bad about it, but i don’t. if your pussy can’t compete with a soaking wet 22 year old begging for a load down her throat that sounds like a you problem ngl lol

I have not smoked any weed sense I moved to Olympia WA abotu 3 years ago. Now I kind of to get a 40 sack not to get back into smoking all the time just a one time thing. But I don't know where to find any around here Can any of you help?

Doe's LIFE become better sitting on your laurels or can it flourish with being a seed for others to view? Be Green cuz those weeds are many.

I'm almost positive my aunt is thinking about what it would be like if her and I slept together I know I have sinvmce that day long ago when she suggested or insinuated that her and I could help eachother out in a sexual way to get the release we both needed.ever since then I've just hoped wished and wondered if she felt the way I did that day. So today is the next step I think. She needs a house so I looked for houses . I've got weed for her and she's in a relationship that isn't going well he's being unfaithful and she's ready to leave. What can I do to further help her decide to let me pleasure her??

I went to this girl's house last night to sell her a sack of weed. She was 20 bucks short, so I said she could toss me off and we'd call it even. She was a little drunk, so the handjob quickly turned into a blowjob/titty fuck. I nutted down her throat and went happily on my way. But this morning I find out her stalker ex-boyfriend was lurking around in the back yard watching the whole thing through the crack in the blinds; apparently right after I left he busted in and beat the shit out of her. Now he's in jail and I might have to go testify about getting my dick sucked in a court of law. How awesome is that.

yo i'm looking to buy a 20 sack of good weed. who got le hookup? i dont mind driving out.

Yearbook pic of a girl I went to highschool with who's brother was extremely open about fooling around (mostl mutual fapping and oral but a few actual fucks) with her when they'd been drinking or smoking weed. He thought the fact that they were both adopted made it OK. Most people didn't seem to think it made a difference... I didn't care because she was damn cute and I'd fooled around with my own full-blooded sister.

Buying a Bag of Marijuana

I knew a guy who sold weed. So one time i gave him money and he gave a bag with weed in it.

That was 37 years ago. That was when i was 18.

I went 37 years without buying weed. Not even in amsterdam. Someone else always had it.

But now i am 55. I have a marijuana card. And i've bought 3 big bags in the past month.

Times, they are a changing.

Me fucking my 18yo neighbors daughter. She said she wanted weed but her eyes told me it was more. Didnt take me long to get her in bed doing whatever i wished.

such a good little slut, love to have her so close.

Hello, motherless. I got a confession to make. I have been fucking my cousins wife ever since before they were married. They now have kids and i fucked here even while pregnant. She is a total whore for my cock. I make her take her weeding ring off and tell me how much better my dick is than her husbands everytime we fuck she must cum 3-4x's easily and then she lets me cum all over he face. I know its wrong but i dont think i can stop fucking this slut

As I get older my fantasies are more about mind control than sex. I dream of living in my rich uncle's house which would be mine of course, and to share the mansion with me would be a gaggle of women, all of whom I know or knew at different times of my life. On the day of their arrival I would show them around and explain their house keeping duties and exercise routines. I would lead them to the laundry room, sit them down one at a time, and shave each of their heads while the others watch. The hair would be saved to make proffesional grade wigs. When a girl is good she gets to wear her hair or anyone else's for that matter, which would surely grow into a catty act of disdain for one another. This would amuse me greatly. Late at night the "herd" of baldies would strip for a swim then return to the house for booze, weed, sex, and a wonderful dinner prepared by me. The ladies would not be allowed off the grounds but would shop online for just the right clothing to match each persona. Schoolgirl uniforms, camo and army boots, bondage gear, toddler dresses, office attire, roller skates, and evening gowns. There would be endless video of the girls having sex and pissing on each other with yours truly providing the money shots into each of their faces. Reward, punishment, suspicion, drugs, sex and music. But I am only one man. Occasionally I would ship in some ringers, the finest she-males with the biggest cocks to service my girls.
Eventually, I would choose one girl to make pregnant, and the rest would bow down to her, fighting each other for the privilege of licking her huge belly, nursing on her fresh milk and seeing to her her every need. Once the baby is born, I would sneak away under the cover of darkness. I don't like kids.
Your thoughts?

Would like to request my weed back from the nice officer who pulled me over last night but did not arrest me. My girlfriend sucked him off in his car while I waited. I did not know what she did until she told me. She said it was better than her dad finding out. I just want my weed back!

Tonight I'm going to a party in the middle of the woods and everyone is gonna get piss drunk, I confess that I hope some drunk Dickhead fucks me, I shaved and everything, plus I heard someone's being weed so imagine fucking while drunk and high! I'd be pretty much knocked out 😂

I confess that recently, I've fallen back for my ex, Reese (not real name... for now ;P). Excuse the crap first picture, I wanted to post a picture I'm certain can't be reverse-searched before I posted her saucier pics. We got together when I noticed her at work, talked to her, realized the guy she was with was an asshole, and convinced her to leave him for me. What happened next was a mad flurry of amazing sex, smoking fancy weed and genuinely enjoying life. I broke up with her (like a fucking moron) when she saw some FB messages of me joke-flirting with another girl at work. I have always been a faithful monogomist in life and never would have cheated, but I was afraid there was no way she'd ever forgive me :/ So she goes back to her ex and they move in together. I monitored her tumblr ever since, regretting my decision, but finding other women to continue life with. I'm almost a year into a committed relationship. One day, by accident, she tagged a SECOND blog to her first one. The new blog has pics of her posing nude, including a couple with her tiny-dicked bf. Because we were never honest, I never knew she liked showing off her body, never knew she was a little bi-curious and that fmf threesomes were a possibility, never knew that she'd understand that flirting was flirting, and as long as I loved her and was stable for her, things like that didn't matter. But I know now :) And so does she. She's still (understandably) iffy about the entire thing, but we think we are going to try again, this time more openly. Until then, though, we're going to attempt a fwb situation, possibly even doing cam shows to earn some extra cash. I started this entire account to document the situation after discovering the confession board. I love this site :) However, since her and I are BOTH currently in relationships that we're too afraid to lose, I can't risk us getting caught. Add to the drama. DUM DUM DUMMMMM. lol. So anything reposted from her blog will be filtered enough to stop reverse-searching, but I WILL eventually be posting original content we generate ourselves if there's enough interest. So, upvote if you want more :)

I confess tomorrow I will fuck my first MILF and I can't fucking wait. I've always wanted to fuck a milf since i was like 14 years old(25 now). I've known this milf for about 2 years now and since day one I knew I wanted to stick my fat cock inside her every hole and rough. Through the job I had at the time I had to work with her in several occasions and it was all professional no bullshit. One day she told me she was in a movie so I went and saw the movie - it just so happens in the movie she plays a stripper - holy shit. TOPLESS and all. I had a blast told her it was super hot and completely over flattered her with comments all night. Unfortunately I had to leave and do some other shit so I did. A month ago I come home fuckedup after a rave high as fuck on MDMA and weed - needless to say - horny. She hits me up on facebook chat and it was like 9AM. I keep it normal but the horny bastard inside me can't contain so I tell her I had a very sexual dream about her recently to which she responded with just giggles and laughter and then I tell her that I wish my dream would come true. She's silent for a moment, flattered, shocked but i can tell she's horny and so she says shell think about it and leaves. 3 weeks later she calls me and we set it up ITS HAPPENING BOOM! - Alright my first confession ever had to take that off my chest. No PICS because I don't want her all over the net, lol.

3 years ago, me and a friend stayed at his brothers house, we got really fucked up drinkin whisky and smoking alot of weed. we were sitting in the living room watching porn spankin it togehter, as we often did. when he said he was going for a shower, it was like 3 in the morning so i was like, ok whatever and followed him into the bathroom. we got each other naked and started washing each other and touching all over the place, then he dropped to his knees and started sucking my dick, i wanted to stop him because he's a bud but i felt so fucking good, then we got dried and dressed and went up to his brothers room, he wasnt ther at the time, we got undressed and started to spoon, then he got one of his siter condoms and put it on me and started to bounce on my cock, it lasted like a half hour and when we were done he rolled off me and went to sleep and we never spoke about it again. we still fap together now and again though. i love that guy

I don't know what turns me on more, the weed or the vagina.

i think i'm emotionally deprived, i feel empty inside right now...

last night my friends convinced me to go out to a club, i did and it was okay, and i kissed a cute girl.
i hadn't kissed someone in a while and it didn't make me feel how i expected, i still felt empty.
i looked away for like a second and she had disappeared. in my head, i know i shouldn't have gotten attached that quickly because then i may come across as needy, but i couldn't help it. her leaving made me feel so shitty, like i was rejected even though she just kissed me! fuck i hate that i have such irrational emotions. i'm an 18 year old guy, i shouldn't be so damn sensitive.

i have no idea what to do to get myself outta this slump, except for using drugs which does kinda numb that feeling for a while. i think drinking just enhances my negative emotions and thought patterns but when i do stuff like smoke weed or whatever, it helps take the edge off for a while. i suppose getting a girlfriend might help but A) that's assuming a girl wants to be with me in the first place and B) what if i do and she cheats on me or something? the fear of rejection i have feels like its growing as time goes on

anyways they're just the thoughts that are going through my head right now, i really needed to get that off my chest

maybe if the ignore member option worked i could actually save 5 hours of weeding through ASD44-45 crap and enjoy this site.

I spend a lot of summer weekends camping in northern Michigan. Sometimes with friends, but often on my own. Tent, hammock, nice fire, whiskey, maybe some weed and enjoy the fresh air, the water and the stars.

This summer I was driving to my campsite on a Friday afternoon, when I saw a car on the side of the road. This was among the many stretches of road in the area where you might not see a car for miles, or hours. There was a girl sitting Indian style on the grass next to the car, calmly smoking a joint, right next to a flat tire.

Being a gentleman, I pulled over and offered to help change it, see if she needed help in general. This girl was so very sexy. She had a strong hippie vibe, flowing red hair, patterned dress she might have made herself, no shoes, very relaxed and easy going, and friendly. Her name was Allison, and she had incredible legs. About 5 foot 8, half of her was legs. Her little dress was riding up her thighs, barely covering her crotch as I walked up.

"Need a hand?"

"Sure, if you want to, if not I'll be fine. You want some?" she said, offering me the joint in her hand. She had big eyes, the kind of mouth you dream about wrapping around your cock, and medium sized tits hiding beneath her loose fitting dress.

I took a couple of hits, passed it back and extended my hand to shake hers. Instead, she got up and hugged me, squeezing me hard. Her thigh was pressed against my already semi hard cock, and I know she felt it. She giggled a little in my ear, and rubbed her leg back and forth for a second.

"I think there's a spare in the trunk, I'm gonna catch some of this sunshine" she said, lifting off her dress to reveal only a bikini bottom, no bra or top. Her nipples were hard, and amazing. Her tits hung perfectly, with freckles here and there down her stomach to the top of her bikini line.

"does this bother you?" she asked, prancing in front of me topless in the sun.

"Not at all, does it bother you that I'm still watching" I asked, adjusting my shorts without looking away.

She giggled again, bent over, ass aimed at me, and took a blanket from her bag, spreading it out on the ground. Not a single car had come by either direction since I stopped. She was maybe 24 years old, tight and toned with a body that had me full hard before I even got the tire off. She liked to show off, and liked to be watched.

She was also very talkative.

While I spun the lugnuts and loosened the tire she began asking me questions.

"Do you think I'm pretty?"
"What do you like better, my legs or my butt?"
"Do you like sex outside?"
"Ever fuck a complete stranger?"

I answered every question, trying to play it cool and coy, seeing that approach seemed to make her even more interested. I let her know she was very pretty, had great legs, that I am a nature buff, yes and that I had fucked a stranger. Then I looked her directly in the eyes as I pulled the spare tire from her trunk and told her "I'd love to fuck a beautiful stranger outside, right on the side of the road, where anybody might see"

Her eyes got big, and she began to slide her hand down her stomach towards her bikini bottom. I went back to working on the tire, knowing that would drive her wild. And it did.

I could hear her fingers in her pussy, that's how wet she was. And the little moans. I refused to look until I had the new tire on. And her moans got louder as I ignored her more. As I tightened the last lugnut she was openly telling me she wanted me in her mouth, and between her legs. As I lowered the jack, returning the car to the road she told me she had no gag reflex. I almost broke character, my dick jumped in my shorts, and she saw it.

I loaded the flat tire and the jack into the trunk, and closed it. Then I looked at her. She was laying on her back on the blanket, legs open, fingering herself furiously, mouth open and panting as she stared at my crotch.

I walked to her, slowly, and stood over her. I unzipped my shorts, lowered them until my bulging cock popped out, and told her "don't stop until I'm so hard it scares you".

She grabbed her cunt. grabbed it. came all over her hand, and sat upright. The tip of my dick was between her lips immediately. She took her time, taking me deeper into her mouth an inch at a time, cupping my balls, swirling her tongue around my pulsing cock.

And then I put my hands on the back of her neck, and told her to put her hands behind her back. She did. What a good girl. And then I proceeded to slowly feed her my dick, all the way from tip to balls. Long, slow strokes into her mouth - almost pulling out completely, then pushing back in until my nuts were on her chin. Then I held her there, and stared at her. I told her that her throat was my playground. She moaned onto my meat. I told her when I was done with her I would cum anywhere I damn well pleased. She grabbed her cunt again, frantically rubbing it until she came, still with my entire cock in her mouth.

When I pulled out she gasped for breath. I pulled her upright, bent her over at the waist so she could hold onto the side door handle of her car, and entered her from behind. She was like a vice. I swear her cunt was the tightest I've ever been inside. She was bucking back onto me, as I held her hips, only allowing her to go back a little at a time. Squeezing my shaft with each stroke, she begged to let her have more. So I did, slowly, an inch at a time. My dick was white at this point, coated with her cum. Her legs were shaking and she was panting so hard.

That's when I pulled out, spun her around, pushed inside her as I lifted her off the ground, as she wrapped her legs around my waist and her arms around my neck. I put her right on the hood of her car, and began to pummel her. Just then, the first car we'd seen drove by, honking its' horn. The guy driving was holding a thumbs up out the window. We both laughed, wondering if he would come back.

I grabbed her wrists from behind my head and pushed her arms back onto the hood of the car. Her nipples grazed my chest as I moved back and forth on top of her. I was so deep in her, so fucking deep. I was slowly pushing her up the hood with each thrust. I knew I wouldn't last much longer.

I kissed her, hard, then told her I hope'd she was using birth control, because I was about to flood her pussy with cum. She bit my lip, and said "I'm not, but do it anyway"

I lost it. I fucked her methodically for another 20 seconds or so, and unleashed an incredible load right into her fertile little fuckhole. She came with me, twice, whispering thank you in my ear over and over and over again.

Just then, another car drove by, whistling and horn blowing from two guys in a truck. We figured it was time to get dressed. She asked my name, to which I told her it was sexier if she didn't know. She agreed. I told her where I was camping, including the site number, and that she was welcome to come hang out in my hammock.

The next night, her old car rolled up, still sporting the spare tire I put on. We spent that evening and the next morning making each other cum so many times, I can't even remember how many. Then we had breakfast at this little diner in town Sunday, and went our separate ways. Never did tell her my name.

I confess my knowledge of weed is sub par. I mean, I know jack shit. Really. I've been pretty lucky in that I've only had to buy it myself three times in my whole life. I've got an awfully lovely group of...male friends who don't mind sharing with (usually) nothing in return. They're the best.

Unfortunately, that leaves me not knowing shit. For example: I purchased a bit back in mid-June. I've smoked about half of what I bought between then and now.

I'm planning on making some banana bread this week, and it occurred to me that this would be delicious with a little extra green in it.

I'm wondering, though, does weed get stale? It's been a sealed ziploc bag inside a closed container for all but a few minutes while packing bowls.

If it does goes stale, is it likely that it's bad by now? How can I tell?

Teach me, please.

Any commentary or input is welcome:

I'm a guy and I have a female cousin who is a few years older than me. We were always close as family but we never like hung out or anything I guess because of the age difference and we lived in different towns. That started to change once I got my license and she got married and got an apartment with her husband.

I started to go over there to hang out sometimes, me and her husband shared a lot of common interests and we all smoked weed so we would get blazed and bullshit. When your stoned and drunk you are a bit more open than usual and I started to find out a lot about them as a couple. He had a massive, massive porn collection he would let me go through and he would show me some good scenes with his favorite porn stars.

One time while in the car driving with my cousin she told me about how she was super bisexual and was in love with her best friend when she was younger and used to make excuses for them to take showers together and shit. She never got into any detail about if they ever hooked up though and I did't want to press it and come across as overly eager to hear her sex stories. But then she started saying about how her and her husband were swingers and had swapped partners with friends a few times.

They eventually moved out of state and had a couple kids so I see them a lot less than I used to but I go up to visit sometimes. Now my cousin is telling me how shes all pierced up everywhere. Nipples, clit, the whole nine. They have a basement rec room which is just basically a sex room with a swing and a bed and who knows what else just in plain view of where we hang out.

Now to get to the interesting stuff. Lately every time (this exact same thing has happened at least three times now, maybe four) I see them I'll walk past the two of them and he will playfully smack her ass or give it a little squeeze. She then looks at me with this look on her face like I did it and not him. So I say ummm yeah it wasn't me and she's all like lolol.

At this point twice is a coincidence and three times is a pattern right? It can't be accidental. It's just obviously the same thing happening every time.

Let me know what you guys think. I know half of the posts are gonna be like "dude she totally wants it you should fuck her" but I would still like to hear what you have to say.

I just discovered the incredible feeling of shrooms, weed, and jerking off. Holy shit is it amazing.

i have a confession.

the passed few weeks have been hard on me, i will spare you the details and just say this to start:

i am conflicted in myself, it seems im waiting on something to make me snap, just so i can beat the fuck out of something then break down and cry.

i am a male, about 25 years old.

the love of my life, just so happens to be single again, and i come down with this "psychotic episode".

i've placed myself into the sidelines, just to make sure i knew that i SHOULDNT try. i love her, in no way would i purposefully hurt her.

but as i was saying, i am conflicted and on the verge of "fuck it".
But, she helps me. she is what i need for a calming effect.
i see her, i see a future, OUR future.
when i am with her, there is no thought of "when will i get my next toke of weed".
she IS my toke of weed, she is my blue dream, she is my candy kush.

but i sideline myself, and all i can chant to myself is "best i can do, is help her along and keep her happy, because all i can do, is enjoy her company"

i want her to find someone that wants to make her happy, the last guy didnt work out to well.

where was i going with this?

i forgot, but short story into a sentence:

i love her, i cant be with her because im too fucked in the head, but she still calms me while we're together, even while she doesnt do anything other than sit there.

she is, all in all, a beautiful woman and worth the world, and i just hope she can find someone that sees her, the way i do.

About 20 years ago, my fiancée (now wife) moved into a basement apartment. The first night we were there, loud techno music pulsated from the apartment above, beer bottles or vodka bottles would occasionally roll across the floor. This happened damn near every night and we didn’t want to be the “new” rude neighbors that stopped the fun of these party goers but we both had to wake up early and go to work. Honestly it was getting beyond annoying. We never got to see who lived above us and it was about time I had a little peaceful talk with them.
The thud of techno and drunken dancing consumed the night, I was pissed as was the wife. I opened the door to the hallway and was about to climb up the stairs so I could talk to our parting neighbors. I heard a woman laughing above me and then several thuds. Shit, she fell down a few stairs but she was still laughing about it. Some guy was laughing about it too, I hurried up the stairs and found this raven haired blue eyes beauty barely able to move lying on the stairs.
“Are you okay??” I asked.
She didn’t say anything she just smiled, so I helped her to her feet and back up to her apartment.
“Stupid bitch,” chuckled a guy with a heavy foreign accent.
“Fuck you,” she slurred to him.
When I got to the top of the stairs to her apartment a tall guy stood in the door way with a smirk on his face. I looked past him and two skinny blonde females were dancing inside with their tops off. Damn. These people partied almost every fucking night like this. Part of me wanted to join them.
“Hope she’s okay,” I told the guy, “also, not to be rude but could you turn the music down just a bit? I’ve got to be up at 5am.”
“Oh, I’m sorry we didn’t even know you moved in to the basement,” the woman said, she was wavering on her feet, her speech was slurred but she had an accent too.
“Thanks! Have a great night, “ I said with a smile.
“Hey, you can have beer with us?” The guy asked.
I looked beyond him and saw the two topless females making out and then drinking more alcohol.
“Just one okay?”
So I went inside, and the two ladies smiled at me but kept dancing. The girl who fell on the stairs took her shirt off and was in a bra, she started dancing by herself. I sipped my beer. I started talking to the guy, it turns out that the raven blue eyed sexy lady who fell on the stairs was his sister and they immigrated from the Czech Republic. He worked construction and his sister was a secretary.
I asked about the two half naked women.
“They two dyke bitches. Sister’s friend. I fuck that one though,” he said pointing to one of the girls.
They seemed pretty cool, but I needed to leave. I finished my beer and shook his hand. His sister told me she was thankful for “saving my life,” and that I was a hero or some shit.
I went back down stairs and talked to my fiancée.
“Seems we’ve got a Czech discotek upstairs. Half naked women dancing around and the brother and sister rent the place. I drank a beer with them, they seem cool.”
The next morning I woke up and went to work. I got out of work at 1pm and had to pick my fiancée up at 6pm. Usually I would just go home and take a nap but that day I walked in the hallway and saw the raven blue eyed girl sitting at the base of the stairs.
“Hello,” I said waving.
“You married?” She asked.
“Engaged.”
“You have coffee?” she asked me motioning to my apartment door.
“Yeah, dark roast, good shit. You need some?”
“I borrow. Okay?”
She got up from the stairs. What a fucking body. Big tits, small waist and her tight little jeans left nothing to the imagination. She noticed me checking her out and smiled.
“I told two Hindu guys I shave pussy at work, now they want to fuck. I don’t want to fuck curry sauce,” she laughed.
I was like W T F. I just laughed with her and played it off; I didn’t even know where she was going with that.
“That’s good,” I told her.
She lit up a cigarette as I fumbled with my keys to open the door.
I opened the door and she followed me in.
“You and your wife party?” she asked me.
“My fiancée and I do yes. We smoke weed sometimes.”
“You have joint?”
I did, so I rolled one up. We smoked it and she started giggling.
“You cute,” she told me.
“You’re hot,” I told her. She giggled more.
This went on for weeks. She would come downstairs when I got home and we’d innocently flirt with each other, smoke weed and drink a few beers. It turns out the more she drank and smoked the looser she got with her body.
One day she came down already high as fuck on something. I would leave the door unlocked and she would usually just let herself in. We were pretty good friends at that point. She told me about how her brother would lure drunk women back and have sex with them. She said he was a pervert and she caught him spying on her in the bathroom a few times. Out of nowhere her hand was gliding across my crotch, instantly I was hard. I shrugged and immediately went to kiss her sexy lips.
Her hands unbuttoned my pants and pulled them down, she wasted no time stuffing my cock in her mouth as far as she could.
“Let see that shaved pussy,” I said.
Her pants came off and revealed the most beautiful shaved pussy my eyes have ever witnessed. My hands found her wet cunt, it was dripping.
“I wanted to fuck you first day,” she moaned.
She climbed on top of my cock and impaled herself on it. I pulled her bra away under her shirt and grabbed a handful of her soft perfect tits. I felt her pussy pumping my cock slowly at first, but she began pumping faster and faster until she let out a scream. Holy shit, did she just cum??
Her body was out of control, bucking and writhing in ecstasy. Surely the entire building could hear her screams of pleasure. I gripped her tightly, she wasn’t going to escape and hop off me, not after having an orgasm like that! I started thrusting deep into her over and over.
“Tell me when you cum,” she said as she started riding me in synch to my thrusts.
I felt it bubbling up, I was going to pop soon. I wanted to fill her with my cum, but second guessed myself really quick. She lived upstairs, my fiancée would find out if I got her pregnant really fucking quick.
I panted, “I’m going to cum,” and she jumped off me and swallowed my cock whole. I felt my cock spraying and expanding inside her warm mouth – deep inside her throat. I grabbed her long black hair and shoved her face deeper onto my meat. She sucked every last drop of cum up.
“Next time you cum in my ass,” she said smiling.
Damn. She was into anal? I’ve never done anal!
We fucked around for a few months after that. I got to tap that sexy ass of hers. Went through all kinds of lubes and tried every position known to humanity. She let me fist her, she told me that her body was my toy to “enjoy.” Eventually they moved away, and so did we. We’ve lost contact but it was some of the most fun times I’ve ever had.
Thanks Agata. You were a freak, and I miss that.
Yes, my wife eventually found out about Agata, and I eventually found out that Agata's brother was nailing my wife. Guess who has an open marriage because of the epic Czech discotek that was above us? Both my wife and I owe a lot to those Czechs :) I guess this is my confession about how my marriage opened up because of some awesome party people that lived above us a long, long time ago. I miss them.

I confess.

-Weed, alcohol, cigarrettes should not be legal, partying should be illegal and every club in the world should be closed. There are other ways of having healthy fun

-Sex before marriage should be illegal, marriage should be controlled so only real couples with a 5+ year long relationship can marry

-Public affection should be penalized with death. People who kiss in public make lonely people depressed and they may end killing themselves, so they're basically murderers

-Being a slut/highly inmoral should be illegal and penalized with death, i wish we could learn one thing or two from muslims

-Everyone should be vegan, animals > humans

-Gangster culture should be illegal, thugs should be denigrated and killed mercilessly

-Society has too much freedom, governments should control people's lives more

-I think nazis weren't that bad and i think history manipulated things to make them look really evil

I confess I've been eating cannabis capsules every evening this week...a great buzz as the capsules are a sativa and the weed I hit on during the eve are Indica's....great buzz all around where I fall into a heavy sleep and stay down and wake up refreshed and ready for work... yes capsules are the way to go.

My wife has 36DDs naturally, is size 5. She loves anal sex and I fuck her in every hole every time. She's into anything I want, she's also bi and has made me girl/girl porn with her teenage stripper friend. She's also actively searching out female friends for threesomes. She smokes weed, cooks southern food, is a former gold medal gymnast, and she was a trained sniper.

Maybe not a confession as much as bragging. I win, internet.

ps. she's currently making me a sandwich.