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With all of the talk of drones and UAP, I'm prompted to write what happened to me on a lonely road a few years back.
I was driving, it was during the day and I saw something in the middle of the road just kind of hovering there. So of course I slowed my car down and stopped probably 100ft or more from this silverish saucer shaped craft. My car started acting strange and sputtered out, and with a brilliant flash of light there were these two beautiful blonde women standing in front of my car, seemingly caressing each other. They looked right at me, I felt nervous but also amazed at how gorgeous they were. I picked up my phone and snapped a picture - and that's all I remember. I have 4 hours of missing time - but I also have very erotic dreams of these two women which feel very real.
In the dream I'm on some kind of metal table, their hands glide over my body and I try to move but I can't. I can see and feel that I'm naked, and these two insanely beautiful women are smiling at me and softly caressing my skin. They lower some kind of device from the ceiling onto my privates - it's like a vacuum cleaner or something - but it instantly made me ejaculate in massive amounts. I came so hard it hurt - and I kept cumming, over and over. I was drained completely. They pulled the mechanism off of my cock, and one of them got a type of glass tube and collected the dribbling cum from the head of my dick.
I tried to speak to them, but I couldn't. In my own voice, in my head I heard "You're ok, relax," and I saw pictures of them kissing in my head too. So I kind of made the connection that they were a couple, that they were together - perhaps wives.
I laughed to myself, "lesbians in space abducting me..."
Then I got an image in my head of all three of us having an orgy, "we're not lesbians, we love all genders."
I got the impression from them that they could fuck me, but they wouldn't get pregnant from me if I came in them because my sperm somehow has to be "treated" in a certain way, but also that they were going to "treat" my sperm so both of them could have babies.
Then I wake up - it's a re-occurring dream. Sometimes it's a little different - but mostly it's the same dream. In a lot of ways I wish they would have taken me with them... because I'd rather be traveling the stars with two sexy babes than living on this shithole of a planet. I think their concern is that my emotional state probably couldn't handle it - especially since they're more mature as a species. And I know I'm making assumptions but it's like a 'knowing' - like I've been told this.
Anyway - it's just a story. Peace.
shelia getting bbc from both ends when she got caught vacuuming nude
I live with my girlfriend and her mom. My girl works from 9 to 5 days and I work from 1 pm to 9 pm. Her mom climbs in bed with me after my girl leaves for work.
She is not bad looking for 43. But she gives head like no other. I want to stop but can't. This woman sucks the sperm out of me like a vacuum.
She wants to try anal as she has never. I am going to pound that ass. If my girl finds out I am sure it will all be over. Want to find a way for both to be in the sack but the mom says no way!
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I was trying to be artsy, and ended up with a vacuum in the pic. And her hair up.
Anybody else do their best porn hoarding on stimulants? Every time I binge on adderall, I spend so much time organizing and uploading porn and treating my dick like a piece of meat. I can thank dextroamphetamine for 3/4ths of all of the porn I have on here and on my computer, which is enough to supply all of Tibet with fapping material for the rest of their lives, and their kids could inherit new shit. I know meth users do that shit to the next level, but I don't do that. At least my dopamine isn't being forced out of the synapses at that level, lest I spend 3 days vacuuming my carpet.
So, do you spend most of your time here on speed of some sort? Do you get fucked up on anything before you go porning more than usual? That's of course assuming you look at porn daily, but I mean why wouldn't you? Stims just make me want to organize and hoard my shit, and hold my bust just so I can keep collecting and organizing.
****not encouraging illegal drug usage at ALL.***** But let's be honest, guys. The past is the past.
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I'm staying in a hotel the next two weeks while I'm traveling overseas for work. I had 2 LONG days with 6-hrs sleep total, so after I masturbated late late last night, I crawled onto the bed naked and just crashed around 5am.
The room I'm staying in is a suite and you can't see the bed from the doorway. -- I over slept this morning by a LOT, I mean, it was after 2pm before I finally woke up to my cell ringing like crazy. I tossed on some boxers, went to the couch in the "front" room and started working again (after returning my missed calls). A few minutes later there was a light knock on the door and the housekeeper opened it. I told her I was fine, she kept asking was I sure, no towels or anything needs replacing. I kept saying 'no' and she finally left. At that point I was just freaking out b/c I'd slept too long so I wasn't worried about having my bed made.
After dinner tonight I decided I wanted to jerk off again before bed, but try as I may, I couldn't find the little hotel lotion I used the night/morning before, but I found the lid no problem. The lotion bottle is literally not here, trust me I've looked everywhere, even the trash. I have come to 2 conclusions. 1) There are gnomes that snuck into the room and stole the lotion 2) The housekeeper's first visit wasn't at 2:30 in the afternoon. Since gnomes don't carry master hotel keys, I'm leaning towards: the housekeeper stopped by, I didn't answer when she knocked/spoke, she came in and started to clean up. She saw that the lotion had been left on the table in front of the sofa, where I'd masturbated and later found the lid. Seeing the open lotion bottle, she picked it up, saw me naked on the bed in the next room and left. That scenario kind of explains why she kept asking if I was sure I didn't need anything replaced, which even in my newly awakened OMG state seemed strange.
However, if she did come in, like I now strongly suspect, I have to wonder how long she stayed before she left. As exhausted as I was I wouldn't have woken up unless she turned on a vacuum or something, even then, who knows since the alarm clock didn't wake me. -- The thing is, you can see into the bedroom once you step into the room only a few feet, it's a pretty open design and I left the door into the bedroom wide open. The room door is at the far corner of the room, everything in the room is to the left of the entrance way, so she'd had to have been blind not to have seen me in bed well before she got to the table by the sofa. I mean, you have to walk straight towards the bed to get to the table, unless you're staring at your feet you see into the bedroom. So, assuming she isn't blind, why continue to come into the room and begin the process of cleaning up? And more importantly, why didn't she replace the lotion bottle...she obviously knew I used the lotion?
I'd kinda like to repeat the scenario and watch what happens when I'm "asleep", but seeing as I don't know the normal time she makes her rounds, and seeing as I can't really afford to blow off another day waiting for her to show, I may have to live with the mystery. But, the idea of her coming in, and maybe staying a few extra moments so as to get a peak at a reasonably fit, young 30s American, naked in bed is kinda hot. If I can swing working from the hotel one day, maybe I'll stay in my boxers and let her clean up. Ideas of what to do from there? Do I "accidentally" let my cock fall out? Get an "unexpected" erection I can't seem to hide? Not say anything and start looking at porn? Check the time and decide I HAVE to shower so I can leave? I know sex and nudity isn't as taboo in Europe but it still feels like a touchy line to cross, especially since I'm here for so long...but being seen/caught/watched by a housekeeper is a definite fantasy of mine. It seems like I *may* have one that took the time for at least a modest look when given the chance to see me naked, but she also obviously didn't hang around that long or come back in once she left (or I assume she'd brought back more lotion), so it's far from a slam dunk....but...I would like to exploit the situation to see what happens if given another chance, and I have just under 2-weeks to make it happen.
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Recently my wife and I picked up extra part time jobs. I took a job at a janitorial company cleaning offices Monday, Wednesday and Friday nights from 7pm-midnight. I was doing my normal thing, going into offices, vacuuming, wiping tables and changing trash. I go into an office and go to take out the trash and I notice what looks like cum on the inside of the trashcan along the bag. I look around and no one was there. I don't know why, but I stuck my tongue out and licked it. I was curious what it taste like. I didn't taste much the 1st time and go super horny thinking about what I was doing and I licked it again and sucked some off the bag.
Just at that moment I hear, "What the fuck are you doing?" I look over and a man was in the door. I didn't know what to say. I set the can down and said sorry and went to walk out. He stepped in the room and closed and locked the door. I was nervous, I thought he was going to kick my ass. He gets right up in my face and asked again what I was doing. I said nothing and he quietly said, "You were licking my cum weren't you?" I froze. Speechless and embarrassed. He then grabs my next and said, "You're just a little fag aren't you?" I began to chock and said, "No! I'm married!" He pushed me down and said, "Well, I tell you what. You have two options. One, I tell your boss you were doing inappropriate things in my office. You'll get fired and have to explain to your wife why. Or 2, you suck my dick and get fresh cum down your throat. What will it be fag?"
I was so embarrassed. My wife couldn't find out. I said, "So you're going to tell my boss I licked cum out of your trash can? I'm sure your boss would like that you were jacking off in your office! Fuck you!" He slapped me in my face and said, "No dumb ass, I'll tell him I walked in on you jacking off in my trash can and will show him the cum and say it's you. So you ready to suck?"
I was so angry and scared. What would my wife think if someone tells her that I got fired for jacking off at work! Next thing I know, he pulls out his dick. It was hard and had some precum. I was face to face with another mans dick for the first time ever. He pushed his hips toward my face and I turn and feel his precum rub on my cheek. He grabs my head and turns it back and pushes it on my lips. At this point I felt there was nothing else to do. Next thing I know, his cock is in my mouth and I am sucking on it.
The feel of his skin on my tounge turned me on and I started to get hard. He noticed and said, "you like that, don't you?" I looked up at him and he asked me again and I nodded yes. He told me to stroke him as I sucked. He gave me other pointers too and in about 5 minuted said, "Get ready for some fresh cum." Next thing I know i feel him shooting cum in my throat and mouth. I almost puked but managed not to. He pulled out and I went to reach for the trash can to spit it out and he moved it and said swallow. I did. I just swallowed a mans load!
He zips up his pants and says I did a good job. I get up fast to walk out. I wanted to puke and get water. He yells, "Hey!" I turn around and he says, "You forgot my trash," I walk over and take out the dirty nag and put a fresh on in and go to walk away and he says, "I'll stay late Monday night too. . . "
I don't know what to do. I don't want to run into him again but need the money. I can't just quit.What if he wants more next time? I'm disgusted, horny and angry all at once. My wife has no clue what happened and never will.
OK here goes my "confession:
As a pubescent boy and not knowing anything at all about girls or how to fuck them if i had the chance, I happened to experiment (as all boys do)and came across my moms vacuum cleaner, as a result I turned it on and stuck my old teen cock in it, it scared me at first but the longer i left it in the hose the better it felt. Naturally, every chance i had to be alone at home, I always drug out the vac.
Now jump ahead many many yrs, my cock no longer will fit the vac, my cock is thicker than the hose so naturally I had to improvise, I took out an old bong, cut off the base and attached it to the vac hose. WOW, talk about exploding, never had a shattering cum like a vac gives me. I still prefer a hot mouth or tight wet pussy but as they say "when in a pinch" go with what you have.
I have even introduced it to my step daughter and wife and they scream at the top of their lungs when they cum in it. you can actually see it sucking the cum out of you and them. They love the feeling of the suction causing their pussy lips to flutter against their clit. I highly recommend it to anyone who just needs to cum badly and does not have a pussy or mouth available to them
Erica fucked hard while vacuuming her man's home
Leah sucking her huge tits with my vacuum while cleaning the house
There was this “lonely house wife” posting on CL, so – me being a “lonely husband” replied because I was curious. I didn’t think I had a chance in hell because as we all know responding to an ad on CL is either spam, fake or just never pans out. I emailed her, told her I was in the same boat as her and that my wife was okay with me playing around as long as I was safe about it. I really didn’t expect a reply back but I got one the next day.
The thing about hooking up with women from CL is, usually they use their real names. I’ve been with 4 women from CL, all of them used their real names. I looked her up on face book and got better images of her then what she sent me, easily done. Sure, she looked attractive, face was maybe a 5 but she was – thin, smallish boobs, likes fast cars. Obviously the husband can’t handle her needs.
We emailed back and forth, she wanted to exchange numbers for texting but I told her that was the best way to get caught. Obviously she was very new to fucking around behind her hubby’s back. She agreed and we decided to meet for coffee. We met at a small diner, nothing special. She was wearing high heels and was just a few inches shorter than me with them on (I am 6ft 2inches). We connected, she didn’t want to hear me complain about my wife and she said she wasn’t going to complain about her husband either. She just wanted “dick.” I laughed, I was fine with that. She said she had 3 kids, two in collage. With a body like hers, it didn’t even look like she ever had kids to be honest.
We went to the parking lot and started making out. She told me she wasn’t “a car type gal” and she wanted to get a room. Fuck yeah, I’m in.
“I don’t have any condoms,” I told her.
She shrugged, “I’m clean, and you’re clean too right? We went over this in emails.”
She was kind of snippy about it. So I snapped back, “good, because I hate pulling out.”
She smirked.
We ended up at a Motel 6, it was the closest motel to the diner. As soon as we were both in the room we disrobed and started oral. I’m not huge, I’m only 6.5 inches but I am thick. She took my cock like a pro in her mouth. I licked her pussy, sucked on her tits (they were fake). I saw little cut marks in the sides of them – she must have been pretty fucking flat chested I thought. She only has a small B cub, nothing big but they were perky as fuck.
“I need you in me,” she moaned. So I stuck it in her. Now, I know tight pussy and loose pussy, I’ve had both. This pussy was fucking TIGHT. It gripped my dick like a fucking vacuum chamber.
“Holy shit, you’re tight.” I said sliding in and out of her.
“Fuck me, FUCK ME HARDER.”
I was on top of her, railing her hard – I felt my nuts starting to tighten and it wouldn’t be long before I was dropping my seed in her. I wasn’t even going to ask. I was just going to do it.
Her nails dug into my back and I slammed into her harder and harder as she screamed in orgasm.
“HOLY FUCK I’M CUMMING,” I yelled as I erupted inside her. She wrapped her legs around me, embraced me with her arms and pulled me tightly against her. I could feel her milking every inch of my cock for cum. I collapsed on top of her.
“Kim, holy fuck…” I said.
I moved off of her. She wasn’t the cuddling type. She just looked at me and smiled.
“Do you want more of me?” she asked.
“Hell yeah I do! You felt perfect! You’re pussy is… holy shit, it’s the tightest pussy I’ve ever had.”
“Good, then the surgery worked!” she exclaimed.
Surgery? Huh? I just came deep inside her, my mind was not even thinking about anything rational… “surgery….”
I played with her pussy and tits a bit before leaving. We had a great time. I kissed her, she groped my cock through my pants and we left.
I emailed her later thanking her about the wonderful time and wondered when we would be able to hook up again. Then, in the back of my mind – “surgery” popped up. Holy fuck, what surgery? Did she have her pussy tightened? Good for her! But something bugged me… so, I asked what surgery she had.
“Hi,
I guess this isn’t easy to hear and I am not proud as only my husband and my family knows. I am post op trans. I had vaginoplasty surgery. I am still able to cum because they saved my dorsal nerves because of the technique they used called penile inversion. I hope you are not pissed off at me. I like you a lot.
Kim”
What do you say to that? She was totally passible as a woman! COMPLETELY. There wasn’t one moment where I was like, “hey this might be a dude!” I’m not homophobic, and I had a great time but I do wish she would have been honest up front. If she’s not honest about this shit, what else isn’t she telling me? Plus, she isn’t even being honest with her husband… If I told my wife about this, she’d laugh at me. What would you guys do? Would you still fuck her?? I haven’t written her back yet because I’m still like WTF.
Mandy choking the vacuum with her massive tits
I was 18 when I climbed on a Greyhound bus and went to the big city. The first day I found a place to say and set out to see the city. I walked around all day. Never been to the city before. I came to a street called Burnside and I noticed across the street a shop that had the word “adult” on it. I had seen ads in magazines before but never seen one. This was in 1980 that this happened. I had to check it out. I went into the shop and the minute I walked in I was assaulted by the smell and all those magazines and MOVIES.
There were a couple girls walking around in sex clothing, and they smiled at me and it just intoxicated me. I was afraid to touch anything, I know my face was red, it was so hot. I don’t remember how but I ended up in a hallway with all little rooms and each room had a screen with a money machine.
I could hear the porn playing in the ones that had closed doors and there was a red light on above it. I ducked into one and closed the door and put in money. Wow porn and instant hard on. I was afraid to do anything. All the sudden the door started to open, I had forgotten to lock it. I grabbed the knob and pulled it shut, but I got a glance and saw the ankle of one of the girls. I locked the door in my panic. Then I thought about it and reached down and unlocked the door, they were so sexy, I wasn’t a virgin I know what to do if she came back.
So I watched the movie, it was so hot. I was so horny. Then the door cracked and I looked away pretending not to notice, it was a rush. Then I hear “want some company”. It’s a guy. I was speechless the guy steps in and I just stand there not saying anything. The guy reaches down a rubs my cock through jeans. He asks me, what you looking for? And I say “I never been here before”. Dude smiled and said, I’ll never forget it “you know what you’re doing”.
In seconds he’s got my pants down to my ankles. Inside I am freaking, the guy drops to his knees and my cock disappears in his mouth. I felt the head pop into his throat and my knees almost buckled, I put my eyes on the screen and just let it happen. His hand were on my knees and I could feel him wiggling my cock into his throat each time he would go down and every time he came up he would go slower and slower with greater suction breaking the seal half the way up sending rush through my body and making my knees shake.
I had never felt anything like this before, I felt a tear run down my face, I didn’t want it to stop. Then he reached up ever so lightly put my balls in the palm in his hand and went all the way down his throat. I leaned backward and I could feel my cock slip deeper down his throat and then one of his fingers lightly rubbed the area behind my balls and he started up, his throat what pulling so hard the suction was so great I was there.
He had me, he owned me and when he broke the suction half way up I started cumming hard he just kept sucking like a vacuum it was noisy wet, wave after wave, my knees shaking and body sending all power to my cock. I could not believe how hard I was cumming.
As it ended he kept sucking in slower and slower motions causing me to shudder and shake. My cock was shrinking in his mouth and with one last pull he came off with a pop. I was exhausted and drained completely.
He stood up and said “perfect cock for sucking” and just opened the door and left. I left that place with my head down not making eye contact with anyone. I had never had a blowjob like it again until about 5 years ago, when I told an ex-porn star about what had happened. She was so funny, she said well we are going to top that and she did wow.
As for the rest of my confession, I confess to wanting to hand out a few of those blowjobs, haven't had the opportunity yet but I will soon. May need some practice or not never know till I try.
erica with a bbc in her ass as she vacuums
Crystal making her man cum over the raunchy vacuum sound as she laughs about it
like a vacuum
The other bigass amanda baring down on the vacuum making me hard
Lora's mom bigass Jewel vacuuming nude
Mom vacuuming
I confess i just experiment with a vacuum cleaner at work and the orgasm was glorious, also no mess :)
Finished cleaning up the store went downstairs no cameras. First i put my finger in the vacuum hole to see if the suction was dangerous. Apparently not. Then i put my dick wow much better than jerking off so. So ya i came with a vacuum cleaner i know want go out and buy the same model.
Am I weird for doing so, anyone else ever try this?
this sexy beast http://www.homedepot.ca/product/34-litre-ridgid-wet-dry-vacuum/950779
Erica fucked hard as she vacuums a rubber mat making awful sounds
I have to confess, i did something pretty... well, strange.
The other day when i had the house to myself, i was pretty giddy and hard, without much to make it go away. Out of boredom, i eyed the vacuum cleaner and got an idea.
In short, i gave myself a sort of bj with the vacuum hose. I'm not exactly small down there, but i could get about halfway in it. It felt AMAZING, especially when the suction would break and just sort of do this thing, like blowing a raspberry in reverse.
Desperate? Maybe. But damn if it didn't feel great. My only regret is not being able to fit all of myself in it. I mean, i've had someone deepthroat me before, but to have the same from a vacuum? I may never chase guys again lol
I would definitely suggest someone try it if they're even the slightest bit curious. No harm no foul, right? xD
I confess wow!!
For a long time now I’ve wanted to see my wife get used by another dude as pure fuck meat. We had talked about it before and she just kinda laughed it off. Last weekend it finally happened. It was so fucking unbelievably nasty and erotic, even way more than i thought it would be. Wife and I smoked some weed last weekend and it makes us both horny as hell. So she was on edge of bed in doggystyle position. I’m standing behind her with my finger up her ass while I’m fucking that pussy hard. I asked her if she’d like two cocks in her and she stopped and turned around. She asked me did that really turn me on or was it just bullshit. I said I couldn’t even explain how horny it makes me. I started to precum right in front of her just thinking about it. She was speechless for a minute just looking at me then she licked the precum away and said ok but it was just a one time deal. Just her saying that made my cock tingle and I continued precuming. I said ok to the one time deal. I grabbed my phone while she turned back around and slammed my cock up her ass hard and she moaned. I called a guy I used to work with and explained the situation. He said his wife was at home but he’d call me back after he made some excuse about they needed him back at work. About an hour later he calls and says he’s heading our way. Wife and I smoked some more weed because I wanted her to stay horny. He knocked on door a little later and he followed me back to bedroom. Wife was laying on her back with her head propped up on pillows. She had on super high heels and her legs were spread wide with no panties and wearing super tight t-shirt with tits about to bust free. She was using her magic wand fucktoy and she would roll her eyes back in pure pleasure. Whenever she does that it makes me horny as a motherfucker. Wasn’t a lotta talking going on. All of us knew we were there to fuck. The dude just dropped his pants and started stroking his cock. She watched him for a minute the motioned him to lay down on bed. She started rubbing on his balls and told me to start jacking on my cock. The she just bent and sucked his cock into her mouth like a vacuum cleaner. He sucked in a lotta air threw his head back and started moaning. She told him he should be ashamed for coming here and doing this and asked him did his bitch wife ever make his cock feel this good. He shook his head no and continued to moan when he felt her mouth wrap around his cock. I knew how fucking good her mouth and tongue felt so I knew what he was feeling. She started taking turns sucking our cocks.
Then it was like anything goes and do whatever you want. We fucked her mouth, pussy and ass hard for about 20 minutes then we both shot loads down her throat. I know I’ve never been that horny before. We rested for a little bit then we all smoked some more weed and sucked, fucked and licked for about 2 hours. She put his cock in her pussy and ass and told him to go home to his wife and make her give him a blowjob so she would unknowingly be cleaning the ass and pussy juice off his cock. He kinda moaned and said he would. He left and She asked how did I like it. I said even more than I thought! I haven’t brought up the “one time deal” thing because I know she loved it too. Pretty fucking sure we’re gonna do it again. Here’s a pic of her in doggystyle position on edge of bed. I love fucking her just like that. Hot as fuck!!
tracy huge tits vacuuming !
Me when I'm relaxing vs. me when I'm vacuum pumping my cock to make my throbbing piece of meat even bigger 😈
I confess, I've never really been atrracted to much older women, but I just started thinking about all these golden goddesses I probably walk by every day. They still need their pussies licked, fucked. They still bob up and down on a cock, and they got years in the game, probably have vacuum-tight mouths. The lady at the library or whatever goes home and needs to cum. I want to lick and sniff an experienced pussy.
Hard as fuck right now. Any 60+ willing to show?
Another sexy erica vacuuming pic
So, I am a cuckold husband. Has been that way for some time now. We are both enjoying the lifestyle a lot. One month the wife came to me and said that she had a challenge for me. I was to stay caged for a whole month and if I could last that long, I would be rewarded at the end of the month. Well, can't let something like that not go challenged. So, I accepted. It was tough going the whole 30 days in a cage. Unable to get hard or get off. Having the wife tell me about her date with her bull. Sheesh. The last 5 days or so was the worse. Wife would tease me nightly, touch my cage, play with my balls to get me all hot and bothered because she knows I like that. But I held out.
Day 30 came FINALLY. That afternoon we talked, and she said, your reward is set up for completing the challenge. Be ready to go tonight by 7. All I could say was ok. So, I did as I was told, I was showered and ready to go by the assigned time. We went to the other side of town. A place where they sell adult toys, movies and everything else in that field. I questioned myself but did not let it out yet why we were there. I just followed her.
We walked thru a curtain covered doorway, down a hallway that got darker the further we went. Through another door and we were in a dimly lit room. There were two doors on one wall, one on the wall next to it and two matching doors on the opposite wall. The wife opened the door that was all alone. Come on she said.
We stepped in and the room was about the size of a bathroom stall with a red-light overhead. She said take everything from the waist down off. I did as I was told. Standing there half naked, she opened the door opposite of the door we used to step in this tiny area. She said go. I stepped in a space no larger than a phone booth. There was no light, just a dark unknown. She told me to turn around and face her. So, I did. She grabbed my cage, took the key off that was around her neck, then proceeded to align the key and keyhole up. Took a couple attempts being as it was dark.
She found it, I heard and felt the key go in, her hand twists the key and remove the lock. She slipped the cage off my cock and opened and removed the ring. It was like a breath of fresh air for my cock. I felt her lean close in this dark closet feeling space, I could feel her face close to mine, so I leaned forward to better accommodate her being there was a height difference. I felt her hand grab my balls, she squeezed them and asked, "they are nice and full, aren't they?"
I told her "Yes and I needed to empty them so bad". She then whispered "here is your chance to get what you need. Right through that hole in the wall, you will get what you deserve."
We were at a glory hole. OMG I so couldn't believe what she's done for me. My heart started pounding with excitement. She kissed my cheek and told me that she already told them what I liked. Rules are only groin parts are allowed through the hole; I must knock on the wall before I cum and I am not allowed to communicate with the person on the other side of the wall. I felt her turn around, step out and closed the door behind her.
Never have I ever, at least up to that point. But I knew how they worked. I have seen the internet. My cock was just getting acclimated to being set free and by balls from not being drained in 30 days were quite tender to the touch. The hole was an oval shape maybe measured 10 inches top to bottom and 5 inches wide. It was surprisingly accommodating to where it was located as it allowed someone of my average height to be able to walk right up to it without needing adjustment.
I stepped up to the hole and placed my cock and balls through the opening and into the unknown. About shoulder height there were handles affixed to the wall to hold on to. So, after adjusting my hips as close to the wall and placing my package as far in as I could, I grabbed the handles and had no clue what to expect.
I felt a cold hand firmly grab my balls (I have gotten quite a few statements and been told I have big balls too). My eyes rolled back in my head and all I could think was She did tell them what I liked. I like my balls to be played with, firm hard pressure used, some squeezing, but no pulling. The hand on the other end of the opening did all of the above for my likes.
I could feel attention from one hand go from the left side, then the right. Then another cold hand joined, and both were getting attention at the same time. My cock, being it was set free just minutes prior, quickly while my balls were getting the attention let it be known he wanted to get some attention too.
It felt so amazing for my cock to be able to be free and get hard. It knew it was at its max hardness when it felt like all the blood in my cock was building pressure in the head of my cock. Now it is not porn star size, average length and slightly thicker than average. So, I have been told. Now all the attention and playing with my balls which were now super sensitive to the touch, made them hurt, but in a good way. Then suddenly everything on the other end stopped.
For what seemed like forever, which was a mere couple seconds. No attention was being given to anything. Then I felt a sudden grab of a hand on my balls, and both were placed in said hand and equal, tight, firm squeezing pressure was applied to both of them at the same time.
No sooner did my balls scream with pleasure I felt a mouth touch the tip of my cock. I felt the tongue lick the precum off the tip. Then I felt two lips wrap wound my head and the mouth swallowed down my whole cock. I nearly passed out from how good that felt. The warmth, suction of the mouth and firm grip on my balls all combined felt absolutely amazing.
The mouth went to work. Up to the head and then back down to the base. Over and over the mouth got in a rhythm. Started off slow and with every half dozen cycle of up and down, the mouth went faster. It wasn't but a quick 60 to 90 seconds and the mouth working my cock was moving up and down as fast as it could go. The hand gripping my balls continued to keep that amazing firm grip on them and never let loose.
I could feel the tingling in my balls, and I knew exactly what was on its way. It built like a volcano with a cork in it. I could feel it working from my balls up to my cock, through my shaft to the tip of my cock. My whole body screamed with joy as this was going to be the first time in 30 days, I was able to release my load.
I knocked on the wall as I knew it was there and wasn't going to take but a fraction of a second to show its face. As soon as I did that, the hand on my balls tightened its grip on my balls even more. Then it was as if someone had a loudspeaker and played that ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh sound over it.
BOOM I shot my first rope from my cock. First one in 30 days. As soon as that first rope left the tip of my cock, the mouth stopped on the head. Didn't move but proceeded to apply a suction on the tip of my cock that I think would out do a Hoover vacuum. I think the mouth wanted to suck my soul out of my body through the tip of my cock. It felt absolutely amazing, and I was unable to speak or even breathe to object to what the mouth was doing.
Time felt as if it stood still for eternity. But was a good 20-30 seconds of me having my orgasm and emptying my built-up load and the mouth on the other end of the opening doing what it was doing. The mouth never broke suction once I knocked on the wall and slowly released as the pulses in my cock slowed down. Now that I was back on earth, my heart pounding in my chest, a little winded and catching my breathe.
The mouth released its grip on the tip of my cock. The hand released its grip on my balls. I pulled my hips away from the wall but still holding on to the handles as I was not sure if I would be steady and able to stand. After a few seconds and I knew I was ok, I let go. The opening had a faint red-light glow coming from it, then all I heard was click and it went dark. Leaving to me a mystery as to whom the mouth and hand belonged to on the other side.
I turned and stepped out of this phone booth sized room and into the previous room the size of a bathroom stall. All my removed garments were neatly on the chair right outside the door. I gathered them and got dressed. Once getting dressed I sat in the chair that I had just taken the clothes off of to wrap my brain around what exactly just happened. As it was something that was utterly mind blowing.
I heard a light knock, knock on the door. The wife peeked her head in, and we locked eyes. I know I had a huge smile on my face, she returned the smile back and asked if I was done and ready to go. I told her yes. I stood up and said what a surprise and I needed that again. She looked at me and asked, "Oh really?"
An excited "YES" left my lips.
"Good" she replied back and pulled from her purse my cage. "Get back in this and we will see if you deserve it" she told me. I obeyed and let her place my cage back on and lock me up.
It was nearly 3 weeks later, and the wife had a date with her bull. He came in the bedroom as the wife was getting ready as he has a key to the house and is able to let himself in as he needs to. We were mid discussion and as he walked in, I was stating that it has nearly been a month and how I hoped I was worthy enough to get a surprise like I did the last time for staying caged for the 30 days.
Her bull stopped and looked at me with this WHAT look on his face. He looked at my wife who was just finishing getting ready for their date. As he looked at her, he giggled and as he did, he said "You didn't tell him?" My wife instantly turned red.
"SHHHUUUSSSHHHHH" was a quick reply she gave back to him.
I perked up, "WHAT?" I asked in a worried tone.
They both locked eyes. A giggle came from the bull, while a worried giggle came from my wife.
Then they both looked at me and from her bulls mouth came the words "Dude, the blow job you got, that your wife set up. Well that I set up. That was a guy on the other end of that hole. HAHAHA" he started laughing as if the punch line of a joke was just told.
I looked at my wife in ABSOLUTE SHOCK and we locked eyes. All she did was shake her head in an up and down motion with the reply of yes.
They both as I sat there in the chair in our room, started to giggle. Her bull walked up to her and wrapped his arm around my wife and the proceeded to exit the room, with frequent giggles leaving their mouths as they walked through the house on their way out the door.
I sat there with my heart which was now in my feet and my brain trying to wrap around what was just told to me. Confused and alone not knowing what to do next, what to feel or what to say.........
More of vacuum pumping the face lips in a similar way as they do with pussy lips, is there any good videos/images out there?
The image in this post is the only one I've found so far.
Amanda oiled bigass vacuuming
Wow me on snapchat, and I'll send a video of me fucking my ass with the vacuum handle, or whatever I'm told to do. :) message me for snapchat name. 24 fit male
My pool vacuum needed a new hose. This is not somebody that a mature gilf can do. My neighbor two doors down sent her husband over to do it. This afternoon, after he put a new replacement hose in the pool, I let him put his hose up my ass. He almost blew out my bottom gasket. Any horny comment or suggestions? Please.
2 days ago i was at my friends house...he was in the garage vacuuming his car and told him i "had to use the restroom" . no one was there and his younger sister is a senior in HS but super hot...i went into her underwear drawer....took me forever to find it....and i found a really cute thong..and jacked off while sniffing her pussy ....omg...best cum ever....just thinking that im that close to her young pussy
I confess I wanted to fuck my ex-step-mom sooo bad that I started showing her my dick. It was several years ago as my parents were going through their divorce. They had only been married 7 years. My step mom wasn't a hugely sexy woman, but she had amazing, big tits, and I loved it when her nipples would poke through her night gown as she walked around the house. They were HUGE!
I got so horny for her that when my dad was at work, I would go out into the living room where she was watching TV, wearing nothing but a t-shirt and really short/tight gym shorts, and give myself a hard on. I would make it stick up like a tent, sitting in the recliner next to the couch she was sitting on. I'd have light conversation with her, and she'd look over at me talking, chatting and laughing. I never made eye contact with her though, meaning when she would look over at me, I'd always make it a point to look down at her titties and make my dick pulse as she was looking at me.
One day she was vacuuming the house, so I put on my little shorts and got it hard. As she went around, I followed, moving the cord for her and helping her out, but with a RAGING boner. A few times I even brushed it against her ass moving around her. The last time I did anything was when she was sleeping on the couch before she moved out. I went in the living room late at night one time and started watching TV, wearing nothing but a house robe. I pulled it open and started jacking off. I loved that she turned around and watched me for a little while as I came all over myself.
And that was it. Ooh how I wish so badly that we would of fucked!
Kaci vacuuming my house
so, I have a hookup buddy that I have been getting with for a while. Bitch can suck like a vacuum!!! And she always swallows, lol, literally have trained her to say that shes a good girl and that good girls swallow. Anyway, we r both taken but agreed to be fuck buddys no matter what. So recently i snuck over to her house and fucked her while she was holding her door shut so her sister couldnt come in. haha, i took an iphone vid after when she was blowing me then i jacked it into her mouth. shes also got DD's!!!! I have some interesting stories if yall wanna hear!
Shelia choking up the vacuum with her massive tits making it squeal and squall
Leaha bareass vacuuming
My wife is an idiot. She was over an hour late when I called her Tuesday. she answers after 4 rings and starts yapping answers before I even finish asking questions...strange. Was mixing answering questions with things she has to do tonight, like as if she was high or something and having multiple thoughts at the same time. Then she says she's in the parking lot of JC Penny and needs to return an item to another store and that she's sorry she didn't call. Very odd. So I know something is up but I play it cool. She comes home about an hour later and is trying to keep a straight face, but keeps TOO straight a face. Goes right on into the bathroom to take a shower. I go about my business helping the kids with their homework and then start watching television on the couch. She comes and lays her head on my chest quietly avoiding eye-contact and rubbing my stomach and legs for a few minutes before getting up and making dinner. She seems off, but towards bedtime seemed to become normal. Kids go to bed, and we get into bed and without a word she tries to pull off my boxers like she's gonna blow me. I'm like, "WHOA, hold on...I didn't shower tonight" and resist, but at that second she just pulled down the front part only and started goin at it. This was very odd for two reasons. One, neither of us go down on each other unless we're freshly showered, and two, I don't like blowjobs with boxers on. I like being naked and loose in bed. Call me kind, I also wouldn't want her to suck on a dick that I've been pissing out of all day and in smelly underwear. Anyway, it goes on for a bit and I start feeling her ass and ask if she wants it in her now. She says she's not in the mood really and just wants me to lay back and enjoy tonight and whatever. She's usually, not always though, facing me when she blows, but tonight her head is facing away with her back towards me and not bobbing up and down but just keeps my dick deep in her mouth and just playing with her tongue. I don't cum with just a blowjob, I need to fuck or be jerked off every time until the last second, then I spray wherever... but tonight her tongue was way awesome like a different mouth alltogether and soon I bust all in her mouth. She swallows, which she hasn't done in months. She told me months ago my cum has started to taste different and that she's kinda grossed out about it. Anyway, that night she swallowed it all and just lays there, with my dick still in her mouth as it slowly goes limp. I tell her not to move for a minute (because of the sensitivity). After a minute, she sucks all the residual cum, wringing up from the base to get everything out, and rests her head on my stomach. Now I know something's up, but I keep cool. Swallowing cum from a non-washed dick is not like her at all. Looks like an I'm-sorry-I-cheated-on-you blowjob that you'd see in a movie. She never cheated on me that I knew of and certainly never acted like that night in 8 years of marriage. I pretend to start deep breathing like I'm about to snore and she rolls off of me and keeps her back to me. I start thinking about what she's been up to. After like 15 minutes I fake a gasp (like I just woke up) and slowly get up to go piss for real. The laundry basket in the bathroom has some clothes in it, and the towel she used earlier is on top, neatly pressing and tucked into the edges containing all the clothes underneath, it looked like there was a big bubble in the basket contained by the towel. So I pull up the towel and see her clothes there and way deep inside is her underwear. I'm real suspicious now so I pull them out and look inside. Sniffing never tells you anything I think, but there was definitely a shit odor and a minor wet skid mark, ok she sharted maybe, but the pussy part was very moist in the middle and almost crusty hard at the edges. I know dried cum when I see it. When we have sex, I always clean up my cum with my underwear and it looked just like that. I'm not sure if women's cum is the same though. So I put everything back and quietly go back to dwell on it overnight. She looks like she's awake, but pretending to sleep. I don't say a word and lay there thinking. The next morning I take the minivan, the vehicle she had the day before. In the garage I noticed both front windows open all the way and the back windows opened on their hinges (they don't go down). It also has a funky odor to it. A light vaseline smell to be more precise. I get to work at 6:30 and I get a phone call at 8am from her asking why I took her van instead of my car. I told her I wanted to pick up new mouldings from the Home Depot for the hallway. She started acting weird again, saying how she just vacuumed the van yesterday at the car wash (among her other bullshit "trips" yesterday) and now I was going to get it dirty and how she hates driving my car to work (since when? I thought) and how I should've told her I was going to take the van. I told her I didn't think it mattered much and reassured her that I was just going to get new clean moulding after work. Lunchtime, I go out to the van and start scouring around for evidence. Yes, the van does look cleaned, freshly vacuumed carpet, but what the fuck is that vaseline smell? It was more pronounced with the windows closed all morning. And what the fuck is that smearing on the side rear window? I get in the back seat and the smell when I got there was overwhelming. and that smear on the back window was slightly greasy and a thin film, like something was wiped away. with the right light, it was definitely something that was attempted to be cleaned...and there's the cloth she used packed in the cupholder. I open it up and I smell a mix of windex and vaseline. It is a neon-yellow rag we use for windows and WOW, I see at least 6 short curly hairs stuck in the cloth. These are definitely black men's hairs, afro or whatever. We are white, we have no such hairs. I look on the seat and sure enough I find a few more on the fabric of the seat, at that same corner. I know what happened now. I move a bit to examine the rest of the seat and right where my knee was was a wet spot. This was cleaned at the same time it seems as the window. Must've been the cum drip spot she must've attempted to clean but it didn't dry all the way after less than a day. Then I found the smoking gun, a nice black metal comb, with the name "Jamal" etched in silver. It was wedged between the seat part and back part where the seatbelts come out. This was why she was upset about me taking the van. She/they couldn't find this guy's comb when they were done, so she was forced to do a thorough cleaning of the van before she came home the day before. What to do? I put the comb back, and left about a quarter inch sticking out from that fold where I found it and went back to work. I go to home depot and get the moulding after work and head home. Aha, she came home early today and was all too eager to help me pull the 5 pound moulding out from under the seats. I go inside and put the moulding down and look out the window of the house and see her in the backseat of the van and catch her at the exact moment when she found the comb. she shook the van with excitement getting out, putting the comb in her pocket on her way back to the house. She thinks I don't know anything. Do I return the favor and fuck someone else? Do I confront her? Or do I start cracking jokes over the next few days about black people to see her reaction? I don't know.
I confess i have no idea how to build a hands free vacuum pump so that when the wife is not around i can milk me hands free. I have seen them on videos and i know you can get the actual penis pumps online. But they are not hands free. Do i need to buy a vacuum pump such as this one.
And then rig up the penis pump to it..
or does anyone know how to build one? I looked for DIY instructions online but could not find one.
Thanks
What is with the age of consent laws in the US? 18 is as arbitrary as any number, and while it's not even the age of consent in many states, most think it is the law of the land. And even if your state has a lower age of consent you can't make a video or photographic record of your exploits? WTF?
And worse yet, the prudish American system effects the freedom of people in other countries, which while they have more common sense ages of consent, they too are sucked into the vacuum that is not being able to make sexually related media until one is of the age of 18.
I think I might just live in Germany forever!
How can I get a download link to this vid of a girl getting off with a vacuum?
Thanks ML!
I'm not gay, but I like stuffing a gerkin up my ass while listening to Barbara Streisand and vacuuming the house. Anyone want pics?
I get off to videos and pics of women being tortured. Any kind of abuse will do, but I especially love it when their tits are mangled, whipped and nailed to boards. I've always thought that women are pieces of shit that don't deserve to exist on the same level as a man, and the fact that they do bugs the shit out of me.
Recently, I started exploring a new side of this - asphyxiation. It's tough to find, and even tougher to find stuff that's realistic, but I found these videos of various Jap cunts being sealed inside plastic bags and having a vacuum attached to suck the air out.
It's so fucking hot watching them struggle and try to scream, thrashing around as the oxygen escapes their lungs and their brainst start to die. A few of them get left in there for quite a long time (5 minutes or more) and you can see their bodies convulsing as the time without air gets longer and longer...
So fucking hot.
Today I met with a 20 year old who advertised on CL. She needed money and was willing to do cleaning jobs. She also offered to sell her panties so I knew she was open to possibilities. I'm 71, but don't look it and divorced, so it's been a while. She was willing to work for $20.00/hr. I had her clean my bathroom and told her she could work topless if she wanted - no pressure. She declined and I chatted her up while she cleaned. I took out the vacuum and started to set it up, when she asked if she could take off her shirt. Told her that's what I was waiting for. She was slim and small with beautiful tits. Cleaning stopped. I asked if I could touch her and started sucking on her nipples. She started moaning so I kept going grabbing her ass under her skirt Told her to lay on the couch and she took off her skirt leaving on a thong that bunched up in her slit. Slipped off her thong and started eating her. It was great. She kept moaning and I kept tonguing her, slipping in a finger. Looked up and saw she had her eyes closed. I kept eating her and put in two fingers. She started going wild, moaning and bucking her hips while I grabbed her ass and really vibrated my tongue. Got her to cum and it was great. One orgasm was all she could handle, but I kept licking her anyway. She got up and got dressed while I took out my dick. She started sucking it while I got hard. I asked her to help me cum, but she said next time. Guess she wanted to get to know me better - whatever. Didn't matter. I was happy and I loved eating her. Told her to let me know when her schedule was open again and gave her $30.00. Not the hottest confession - but for a 71 year old it was a great confidence builder. Booyah!!!
Kind of a strange request but i'm looking for some good videos of masturbating with a vacuum. If anyone has some it would great.
My neighbors in the next apartment over are an obnoxious Pakistani couple. I say obnoxious because they're shitty neighbors with no sense of time. She vacuums at three AM like a meth addict and they constantly yell at each in Pakistani at equally absurd hours, that shit sucks with a shared wall. Anyway, the wife (smoking hot little dust bunny) doesn't speak any English at all. I discovered this in my few attempts to be polite. She just smiles nods and hurries on her way.
I've taken to talking dirty to her when we pass each other throughout the week. My own private little jab back at them for their rudeness. I know I know, two wrongs don't make a right. Not trying to make a right, just trying to get something for my troubles.
So for about a month now whenever I've seen her as we pass I'll tell her things like, "I want to cum in your mouth." or today was, "Shave your pussy for me." Just little things for a laugh and she just smiles and nods same as ever. That's probably as far as I'll take it, English or not she'll get the jist if i flashed her my dick.
Just had to share that, I don't think my friends would be cool with it. Accuse me of racism or something.
Honestly though, in the same situation were she deaf rather than non English speaking. I'd still take the same approach. I dunno, maybe i will flash her. I'm just not sure if i want to go from annoyed counter prick, to possible sex offender. Then again, who's she gonna tell?
Last year, my mom came home from her work Christmas party and was feeling really good. Came right up to me on the couch, and kissed me on the mouth. The night ended with me letting off inside her vacuum mouth.
A few days later, she said it could never happen again.
Two nights ago, she had her office Christmas party. Guess who dumped another load down her throat?
I have to confess this here because I cannot tell anyone I know:
Today, I got 2 ping pong balls stuck up my ass while my wife was at work. Today is my day off. I was in the shower playing with my (secret) vibrator and 6 ping pong balls. I had taken tons of enemas to make sure I was totally clean inside. While laying in the shower on my back, I stuck the ping pong balls up my ass one-by-one, until I had 5 in there.
The 3rd, 4th, and 5th balls sort-of sat next to each other, rather than stacking up. My colon was being stretched out and the balls were pressing hard against my prostate. I had a raging boner that I was stroking at the time. The thought came into my head, "It's like having a dog knot in my ass!" Shortly thereafter, I came. It was fantastic.
I then immediately began to excrete the ping pong balls. The first 3 went just fine. Then, nothing came out. I got to my feet, squatting, so that I could stick my fingers up there and try to find the next one. It wasn't within finger's reach.
I didn't panic. Instead, I stuck 3 fingers in my ass in an attempt to reach as far up as possible. I located the 2nd ball at the sharp turn that begins the sigmoid colon. I couldn't feel it directly, though. I felt it through some intestinal wall, meaning that it was around the turn of the sigmoid and lodged in.
I thought, "FUCK!" I knew it would be very difficult to extract it, let alone the 1st ball behind it!
After a few attempts to push it out, I decided to just clean myself up and get out of the shower. My hope was that I could identify some tools that would help me get it out, and possibly help it move downward by walking around.
I tried several things. First, I googled the medical procedure for extracting foreign bodies from rectums. There are several of common procedures. Primarily, a doctor spreads your asshole open and then tries to pry the object out manually. If that doesn't work, they will try to grab it with instruments. If that doesn't work, they might try to slip something past it, such as a balloon, and then inflate the balloon and pull the object out. There were also instances of using a vacuum device. If that doesn't work. . . Colonoscopy!
So, I found the vacuum. I decided that I had no control over the suction and that I was highly likely to rip my intestines out if I attempted to use it. However, I thought that maybe using the cylindrical hose extension might allow the ping pong balls to simply fall out. But, the ping pong balls were too wide to fit into the extension.
So, I found a turkey baster in the kitchen. I got back into the tub (so as not to make a mess) and stuck the turkey baster up my ass and pulled the plunger out. I don't think it did anything. It was small.
So, I googled the anatomy of the rectum to discover which side of my abdomen the sigmoid colon was on. This way, when I stuck something up in there, I knew which direction to turn it in order to pull the intestinal wall downward and out of the way of the ping pong balls.
It turns out that I inherited some old stainless steel surgical instruments. I don't know what they are for. They are about 10 inches long, rectangular extrusions that taper to a sharp edge at one end. All the other edges are rounded. The end opposite the sharp edge is blunt. I decided that I could use the blunt end to pry the intestinal wall down. I returned to the shower after thoroughly cleaning the instruments.
I laid down on my back and pulled my knees to my chest. I gently inserted the thinnest instrument into my ass. It went in about 8 inches. When I turned it a certain way, it would tap against the ping pong ball. I managed to turn it just right to pry the sigmoid colon's sharp corner downward and release the ball into my colon. All the while, I was bearing down as if I was giving birth. The ball began to travel down my colon. All the while I was guiding it and prying my rectum open with the stainless steel instrument. I was afraid that the ball might be inclined to go back up, so I didn't stop pushing until it finally popped out.
I was instantly relieved. However, there was still another ball stuck inside of me. I immediately returned to my feet, squatting, so that I could feel for it. I managed to get three fingers inside myself, as far up as they would go. I could not feel the ball. When I took my fingers out, I noticed a pool of blood underneath me. It was small and looked to be watered down. Perhaps it wasn't all blood.
I inserted the instrument and tried to feel for the ball. Nothing.
I decided to clean up and take a break. At this point I had spent a couple of hours running around the house looking for tools and researching how to go about extraction.
While I took my break, I paced around the house in an attempt to get the ball to move down on its own. After an hour or so, I attempted to find the ball again. Nothing. Just a small pool of blood. So, I cleaned up and I began to research again.
What happens if I can't get this thing out? Like I said before, worst case scenario is that I go to the hospital, spend a ton of money to have a doctor take it out, and never hear the end of it from my wife. By the way, she knows that I enjoy anal stimulation, but she does not participate and does not know how/when I do it. Worst-worst case scenario? Colostomy. I end up with a colostomy bag on my hip for being a fucking idiot.
I decided to drink some gatorade to make sure that I wouldn't run out of electrolytes. I then decided to eat something in an attempt to get my bowels to move on their own. Remember, though, that I had taken several enemas. My bowels were completely empty except for this ping pong ball. I then decided to drink 2 cups of coffee very quickly, since coffee is a diuretic and may cause my bowels to move. I paced the house for 10 minutes, drinking coffee.
I tried to find the ball again. Nothing. Just tiny droplets of blood.
I began to panic at this point. I was asking myself, "Why?! Why do I do this to myself?" I came to the realization that I was a fucking idiot and that I got greedy with pleasuring myself. I should never play with untethered objects. I probably shouldn't even play with dildos. I doubt anything in your ass (besides shit) is really a good idea.
So, in this moment of panic with time running out before my wife comes home from work, I decided that I should try to put something behind the ball to force it out. What could I possibly put behind it? AIR. I went and got the bike tire pump from the garage and promptly stuck it up my ass and began pumping. As air passed into my asshole, it made a fart sound. I felt my abdomen fill with air. I then paced the house for several minutes before sitting on the toilet and trying to pass the ball.
Only air came out. "Fuck!" Now, I was risking embolism in an attempt to get this thing out. Embolism is where you introduce harmful bacteria into your colon (or even other body cavities) and they cause a major infection that can kill you.
So, I really began to panic. "Why!? Why do I do this stupid shit?!"
I finally decided that the only thing I had left to do was to take more enemas. I climbed into the shower and promptly started filling my ass with water via the shower hose. (The shower head has a hose. Remove the shower head and you have a nearly perfect enema hose that's pumps water into your ass.) Taking enemas like this can also lead to embolism.
First enema was small. I squatted and released it all onto the tub floor. No ping pong ball.
The second enema was rather large. I filled myself until it began to put pressure on my abdomen. I squatted and released it all onto the tub floor. No ping pong ball.
Determined, I took a third enema. It was rather small. I squatted and let the water out. But, some air came with it. I thought, "Perhaps the air did work to some extent! If that air came from behind the ball, the ball must be moving!"
Sure enough, I felt the ball enter my colon. I pushed as hard as I could and felt it slowly descend. It finally popped out and onto the floor.
I cleaned myself up and threw all of the ping pong balls in the trash. Fuck you.
I hope you enjoyed my story of idiocy and pain. All-in-all I spent about 5 hours trying to remove these things. I only spent 30 minutes putting them in. I will continue to bleed out of my ass for several days. But, crisis averted. Please, do NOT try ANYTHING I posted here for yourself. It's incredibly dangerous and could lead to severe health problems or even death. If you get something stuck in your ass, your best bet is to go to the emergency room.
My name is NiNa, I come from near Düsseldorf. I look really innocent but I am filthy, my Master Ron makes sure I’ll do anything he tells me.
My Master takes me late at night to the railway station in Krefeld. If we time it right we can go into the gents toilets, when there is rarely anyone there… I like it there because the stink makes my cunt flood.
I am not allowed panties or bra, I am dressed like a street whore, heavy make up… see through top, tunnel pierced teats, mini kilt, high heels.
He forced me to smell and clean the dirty urinals with my tongue, sometimes a man will come in, and piss on my hair so i can have it shampooed.
I am forced to beg the old men to fuck my mouth, or MUNDFOTZE as we say in German… which means mouth-cunt… Ii their cocks are too big, i stick my tongue into their pee pee holes, and pull their balls., and get them to spunk that way.
I like the sucking… because i can dutifully clean the smegma, and drink the cock milk.
My Master says he has arranged for 4 black guys to use me there… he shaves all of all head and body hair… so when i am laid on the stinking cold pissy floor, i look like a rubber dolly.
He wants to put tight cable ties on my little tits, to make them protrude…. and a vacuum clit sucker on my clit, to make it big like a winkie.. When he wants me to mess.. he says in German…Mach mal Aa… So I do. The black guys will use me as their toilet… dumping their African dung on my pure white porcelain body… I shudder… my cunt pisses in, fear… I am theirs, they own me… I am just prey.. a trophy . I clean their dirty puckered anuses, putting my hand through to feel the hot dongs.. Ron let’s them fuck any hole they want… but he insists they fill a few condoms too… he has a side line… a spunk club where full condoms are swapped around… I have mine poured into my cunt through a funnel. Are to follow…
I confess my bf is making me braces that i can pop in and out. No not shitty tin foil and Elmer's glue. Actual BRACES. real brackets, ligature ties and wire that are used for actual braces on people. Sounds simple enough, but no. We've been working on it for a while and i thought i'd have them by now. It's driving me crazy because it's not like I can openly share this with real life friends. they'd think that we're sick. Thought i could share it here.
First he had me take a molding of my teeth. with that mold we made a cast. after about a week or so he melted down plastic sheets to vacuum form it to cast around my teeth casting, creating a retainer, a customized cup to fit MY teeth and my teeth only with a secure hold.
After that the fun part started (or so we thought) He glued each bracket on, placed the wire between each one, then struggled to get on each ligature tie (the colorful rubber bands that are wrapped around each brackets) He even let me choose the colors. I chose Periwinkle and baby pink ties. After a few ties were on he wasn't pleased with how the glue looked, as it dried foggy and white instead of clear. No matter how much i begged, he wouldn't let me just have that pair (yes top AND bottom braces) while he makes another; Claiming that he won't be happy at all unless they're perfect.
I MIGHT post pics of the process them of them in my mouth if i get his permission (i'm submissive)
Is this interesting at all to you guys? I thought it was pretty cool. I don't think I've EVER heard of people doing this, to this extent. Soon i will have legitimate looking braces.
Am i a good open-minded girlfriend?
sexy amber vacuuming my house !
A while back I talked my wife, 43 y/o, into pumping her pussy with one of those vacuum pumps. I got one at the porn store. She kind of didn't want to do it at first but now she won't stop. Her pussy was sort of big to begin with but when she pumps it up hard it gets really big. She does it all the time now, with me and without me. She likes pumping it up and then putting her panties back on. Damn what a bulge! I think she needs to give a rest though and have told her so but she won't stop.
Made his daughter vacuum and jerked off to her behind her back. Genius
Gabriella had short bobbed black hair, with high cheekbones and a sultry long neck. She decided to hit the club alone, she was so tired of her friends not being able to go out with her. She found a nice black super tight skirt and put it on.
“Fuck wearing any panties, or a bra for that matter. I’m fucking desperate as fuck,” she murmured to herself as she got dressed. The dress glided over her pale white skin, caressing her curves. If she didn’t get laid tonight there was no hope she ever would. Gabriella knew she was hot, and she needed some nice hard cock.
Gabriella arrived at the club, techno music vibrated the walls and floor as people danced to the rhythms. She was already getting a few looks from a few guys, and even girls. She slowly walked up to the bar, and the bartender cocked an eyebrow at her, looking right at her cleavage.
“Can I help you miss?”
She ordered a domestic beer, and started scoping the crowd. She sat on the barstool and realized her pussy was in view of everyone since she wasn’t wearing panties, so she crossed her legs. A few guys noticed her, as if they could smell her scent across the room. A tall man with dark hair walked towards her.
“Hey, I’m going to be upfront with you – you gave the crowd a nice show.”
Gabriella laughed, then looked into his eyes, “well I hope the show was worthwhile.”
The man blushed, “Yeah, you’ve got half the guys out there hard.”
“What about you? You limp?” She asked biting her lip
“No, I’m hard as fuck,” he said pressing his hard dick against her.
“Now now, looks like you have a bit of a situation that needs to be remedied. How do you think we should take care of this?” Gabriella was smiling. Her eyes twinkled as they met his.
“Parking lot? I’ve got an SUV with tinted windows, I’ll fuck you really good,” he was practically begging her.
She felt his cock pulsating through his pants and gently stroked it with her hand.
“Nice and big,” she said getting up from the barstool and kissing him, leaving a smudge of lipstick on his lips, “take me to your love chariot, own this pussy.”
The dude could hardly walk. She put her arm in his and they walked outside of the club to his SUV.
He unlocked it, “um, I didn’t bring condoms tonight I totally wasn’t expecting this to happen.”
“I don’t like latex,” Gabriella kissed the man’s neck and he felt her breasts pushing against him. He unlocked his SUV with his remote and they both hopped in the backseat. Gabriella pushed the man down and unzipped his pants, she pulled his pants down with ease as her mouth wrapped hungrily around his dick. Her hands started tugging at his hard cock as her mouth sucked, licked and twisted.
She could feel the guy was already going to nut, so she stopped sucking on him and started kissing his body slowly, working her way up to his lips. She hiked up her dress as their lips met. His cock pulsated as he could feel her wetness dripping down on him as he kissed her. She gently guided him inside. The man grabbed her breasts, pulled down her top revealing her perfect tits.
Gabriella pushed down on the man’s cock, she wanted all of him inside her.
“Yeah, fuck me,” she moaned as she rode him, “fuck this little slut’s pussy good baby.”
Wet juices dripped down his cock as his precum mixed with her juices. His hips thrust up as her pussy swallowed his cock. He could feel her sharp fingernails digging into his chest as she bucked up and down back and forth on him.
“Oh yeah, give me that cum!” She screamed, leaning down, gently biting his lip, tasting his saliva.
The man grabbed her soft round pale ass, clenching it and she felt his cock starting to pulsate.
“Yessss,” she moaned.
“I’m cumming…” he could barely talk. His cock throbbed, ejaculating cum deep in her. She pushed down on his cock deeper; pushing it as far as it could go inside her as she felt the warm glow of his eruption.
Gabriella screamed with pleasure, his warm hot cum in her was ecstasy. She kept riding him as he came, she could feel his cum dripping out of her as his cock throbbed, slowly getting more limp. She kissed his neck slowly, her tongue tasted his warm flesh. She lightly nipped his neck with her teeth.
“Oh, no hickies ok baby?” He told her, but she was in another world. She licked and sucked on his neck, but it felt so good to him. He could feel her tongue licking into his neck as she bit softly. His cock slowly retracted from her pussy, and she kept sucking and licking his neck.
“I mean, whatever you want to do is good too, you just let me cum in you and I just met you… so it’s all good,” he said as her hand grabbed a handful of his hair, her lips on his neck like a vacuum.
She moaned and he began to feel a little dizzy, she kept sucking and he felt as if he was being consumed… yet it felt so perfect, time stopped for him and he was enchanted. She stopped sucking his neck and kissed him on the lips. Her face was caked with blood, his blood. She looked into his eyes and he couldn’t panic, all he felt was peace, he felt loved. He didn’t care that his blood was spraying all over the car with each beat of his heart. He didn’t care that this woman was licking the blood from his neck. She smiled at him, showing gleaming white fangs. The last thing he ever saw was her open mouth moving towards his neck again.
“I love you,” he gurgled.
Every time Gabriella had to drink blood, she really never had a plan on what to do with the body when she drained it. Sometimes she’d think of creating another like her, and let the vampiric infection take hold – but in a lot of ways she enjoyed the freedom of feeding off of anyone she wanted. She loved mounting mortal men and feeling their seed trying to find its way to create life as she took a life.
She ripped a peace of the man’s shirt off and cleaned the blood from her face and tossed it on him. She looked around his car, it was a nice car but she made a mess of it. She just wanted to see his dying face as his blood sprayed out of his neck. She always loved to watch the last seconds of life, the final exit from this reality. Maybe she felt love for the people she drank, or maybe it was some sick fetish of hers that had psychological roots from when she was mortal. She shook her head and frowned. She could barely remember when she was mortal, it was so long ago.
Gabriella stepped out of the man’s car, leaving his limp body slumped in the back seat. His pants were still down, cum dripped from his limp cock onto the seat.
She felt a little bad for him, but she was hungry. She wouldn’t have to do this for another couple of months. She could feel his cum trickle down her leg as she shut the car door. Gabriella walked off into the night.
So my beautiful girlfriend is actually a cum loving slut, I love this and we enjoy fulfilling her needs as she has a very hungry little cunt that wants ruined.
She’s very into fisting and vacuum pumping, we want to destroy her cunt and make sure she takes as many loads of cum as possible in the process.
Be nice, hot comments get more pics and maybe more
I confess that a 70 year old hippie woman from the 60"s has been paying me for sex seance I met her just under a year ago.
At first she let me in on the fact that she smoked pot and was buying it from a guy in Oregon who was shipping it to her in vacuum sealed packages. I was working on her home and she wanted me to stick around after I was done and smoke a joint with her.....I was like "damn woman where did you get this" the pot she had was some high dollar medical grade weed that is artisan grown.
Suzan is one of the coolest people I know and it didnt take but a couple return trips to realize that she was slowly seducing me..
she was breaking my heart with the sob stories of the deaths of both her youngsters. When she told me she was having troubles with pain and her screwball chiropractor, an opportunity arose. I've been into massage therapy for quite some time and we began discussing the possibility of having me do "body work" on her. I needed the cash and had played around with the idea of getting licensed for several years. So what the fuck, we agreed on a price and schedule a date.
We both knew that this would happen in her bedroom and we had hugged a couple times during the sobbing so there was nothing uncomfortable about the act of her d-robing. She's not an ugly or fat woman son I wasnt bothered with what I might see when she got undressed.
She kept her panties and bra on initially and layed face down on her bed, she told me to come in and I went right to it. I'm good with my hands and I started squatted to my knees between her now spread legs. I started at her neck line and took my time working down the center of her back. I stopped at the bra and worked back uo to her neck, than back down to the bra....just out of habit (I guess) I popped the latch and pulled the the straps over her shoulders. She didnt say a word.
well I continued moving down, and moving down, I skipped over her panties(old lady type) and worked on her legs and feet.
Well I thought what the fuck and crept back up her legs and began working her inner thighs. At this point I had made my way from the bed to standing over the side of the bed, so I could grab big hand fulls of her thighs and really work it..
I kinda knew what could possibly happen and it did...I got a huge hard on and I was wearing sweatpants so it was blatantly obvious. What was really cool about this scenario was the fact that she was totally hippie and I knew she wouldn't freak over it.
It was when she reached out grabbed it through my pants that I realized she 100% without a doubt wanted me to fuck her from that very first day.
Before I could even process a thought she'd pulled out my cock and was slobbering all over the the head. She pulled me into the bed and pushed me to the head board where she layed between my thighs, sucking like she hadnt had a cock in her mouth for decades.
I told her that she was going to make me cum and if she wanted to get fucked she better let up a bit...She said, I want to suck your cock until you come in my mouth. I want to swallow your cum.
I didnt stop her and ended up blowing a huge load right down her throat. When she was done she looked up atd me smiled and said "hang out here for a second, I'll be right back" She hopped up, ran into the other room and came back walking while counting out twenty's. she handed me $80 and told me she had a cribbage tournament in an hour that she would like me to come back next week at the same time.
I'm thinking oh fuck what am I getting myself into.
So it' will be a year next week. She has never taken off her panty's and has only sucked my cock. Swallowing my cum each time. She has gotten to the point where she catches it in her mouth, swishes it around, slobbers it out onto her fingers to look at and play with, just to go back into her mouth gargled and gulped.
She's told me she just loves the feeling of a hard cock in her mouth. That it brings back a feeling of youth that she had missed for years and years.
she is currently paying me the same $80 and supplying me with the best weed I can find anywhere...
There's talk that I may be going on a cruise to chaperone....her boy toy as she's told me...
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