POV a sloppy drunk trailer trash mom with bad breath telling you to take her home.. what you doin?
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Idk why my daughter doin an Only fans, daddy would lend her money if needed
u doin great
Heya doin' all I uploaded a few bits and set to private, how do I change to public? I'm sure it's simple but it's eluding me. Cheers in advance, R.
I ah...well.....one hot day in the kitchen......I lifted moms slip from behind her! What aview, her all shocked, and back in the 60's this was certainly a no no !! Well the shcocked look on her pretty face...gaww yesss... But...didn't move..or beat me to death.....stayed there...looked around kind ah guilty.
WEll... all the feeling..mashin her slip up....lettin those big wonderous breast out over her bra cups !! She gave in......ooo what ahnd full me so young.. !!
Was hot to have something besides high school girls !!
Its wrong but....when doin it...ooo yessss !! So much to see...feel....and savor !! Well...was handy to !! LOL
hi guys, does anybody know If there are more former candid-hd-girls like kepricia doin professional stuff today?
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Alright someone really needs to do a damn step by step tutorial on how to x ray pictures with photoshop. And please no smart ass replies that say "use the magnetic lasso tool and cut out what you want and play with the output levels"... There's obviously a way more technical way of doin it ... I've seen guys on here that can x ray threw pretty much any type of clothing . Not just white bright clothes that's pretty much already see threw. So come on guys , help a brother out lol....
hello boys n girls , am doin this for my horny hubby , also i want to know what comments u have on my body .
we in glasgow , looking for gal to join us .
i'm an virgin men.. never been masturbate.. what do u guys suggest..? jerk off first? or have a sex first or keep my virginity... reason why i'm virgin is i didn't liked to do stuff sexual and feel little weird that its like an animal out of control.. i had many times girls try to sex with me even my cousin "~".... but i didn't know and yep i just did what she asked touching boob, while she's touching my under wear.. now i know what i were doin hmm.. what i have to do now
I confess I want my mom to give me head. A couple weeks ago I "accidentally" poked my cock through my boxer hole and walked in front of her. She just pointed and didn't say anything (as in put it away), but she wasn't mad or anything like that. I got a huge rush from doin it and instantly went and jacked off. I held my phone hoping to record her reaction, but it didn't go completely as planned.
Anyone had similar experiences trying to get their mom to see their cock? What else could I try?
umm i confess there's lot of men. who are fool enough to get horny to any girls ...
and this is shame that they don't even have signal own style to choose a girl
which makes girls live more easy life jerking many poor newb
So comes to idea .. this world become so harsh world for newb .. with no ideas
some of them lose all the things by ego.. of men should kind to girls in any form
even.. they treat them very badly.. like cheating .. pregnant by other men
tricking .. some of girls.. act so emotional when it comes to dna test..
and men's are doin all the job even don't know is it his son or not just try to be kind men
this is bad .. we need to learn new things about it .. we have rights to get respect from
respect too .. since there's lot of advantage to girls nowadays.. we have to be careful choosing girl
some of them use it for their selfiness.. its sad to see those things
men lost everythings . just one voice from girl she was raped.
even it was sex with girl both acceptant ... yeah not all girls are emotional every girls are different
if there's girl who are too kind to use by men there's opposite.. and some of place
gives lot of advantage to make them fair... but this advantage is not killing mens life
even makes them to go jail by.. so its not quite fair for all.. it sometimes become advantages
many newbs should be careful of those place .. with high percentage of men's killer
newbs should know this things before they gets very deep relationship with girls
so how to check it? well its easy check out about how emotional usual girls image
in that place.. check about some of girls habit like comment of girl are using
you should check the place. where many girls you need hear about information
too hard? its okay you can check out just some law about that place .
and talk with local ppl
i saw many of newbs think all girls are worths.
it might lead you to wrong place than what you dream of
if you use this kind of mind in anywhere.. even the place changing to give advantage for fair
you definitely lose yourself ... i saw many places listening girls emotional talk
even accept their emotional ...base on girls not even hearing much about boys..
one of men went jail because he sex with girl.. even they don't know its both acceptant
or she flirted him.. so you should be knowledgeable newb dick or pussy
ps. this might happen anytimes ..if you loves doing things outside
some of news.. even said men's better masturbate their own.. its serious consequences ..
if you met this kind of problem ..
what Dickhead you send old and peoles repoart you and not send back Fuckin' noobs see if i send you any first now what? got a few acounts closed probly doin that.. oh well they can have funn searchin my comp. i delee the pics after ha ha ha !!
What kinky shit would she be doin if you had a say? (tons of nasty replies for my lovely bitch?)
I confess that I've recently become obsessed with watching videos of guys flashing or rubbing there cock on unsuspecting girls in a crowd or in queue..or in a bus or train. And I love it wen they manage to cum over these girls too! If any1 has any vids of them doin this or knows a site that has lots of this please let me know. :)
I also like it wen a the girl see's them cum over her or catches them! Amazing!
POV a sloppy tipsy trailer trash mom with bad breath telling you to take her home.. what you doin??
What u doin to this fuck toy?
I was 18 and had just graduated high school. My older sister had just come back home for the summer after her first year of college. I'd gotten in the habit of looking at porn, talking to girls online, and masturbating most nights of the week before bed. The family computer was right outside my bedroom but our parent's bedroom was downstairs so rarely had to worry about them finding me once they went to bed.
I wasn't used to my sister being there yet so late one night I went out in a tshirt and boxers and went through my routine with my cock pulled out while scrolling through images. All of a sudden my sister asks "Whatcha doin?" In my surprised state I couldn't decide what to do first: close out of the porn (which I know she saw cuz she was only a few feet away) or put my dick away. We were a very conservative family so for her to see me in my boxers would have been embarrassing enough but for her to see my hard dick was unthinkable!
Suffice to say I didn't really do either action very well. I fumbled around while she stepped closer, finally clicked out of the porn I had open, and for some reason spun around in the office chair I was in before putting my dick away and stupidly said "Nothing!"
I was right on the edge of cumming as all this happened and as her eyes trailed down from my eyes to my dick I started splurting my cum. The first forceful shot went straight to the right side of my chin and hung from what little facial hair I could grow at the age of 18 while the rest mostly just covered my hand.
My dad had uncovered the evidence of me looking at porn a few years earlier before I knew how to erase my trail and had grounded me from the computer for a long time so the only thing I could think to say was "Please don't tell dad."
It felt like 10 minutes went by. I don't know how she kept such a close to normal expression on her face through all of this but after a minute and without looking away from my cum covered cock and hand she said "OK but you'll owe me."
She turned and walked away and I went to clean up, shaken to my core. I later thought she meant "owing her" would mean normal sibling blackmail stuff...dishes, trash, clean up after the dog...but the next night while I was still embarrassed to even be around her she knocked on my door and said "I want you to do it again"
I tried to act dumb to avoid an embarrassing topic but she made sure I knew exactly what she wanted and said "I want you to sit in that chair and jack off while I watch but I want you completely naked this time...or I'll tell dad"
This was not normal for her at all, being aggressive, sexual, and demaning. I was honestly a little shocked, scared, and even turned on even though I knew this was wrong. But I quickly reasoned at least the release will feel good, the consequences from my dad will be unenjoyable. So we rolled the office chair into her room, I got naked, sat down and jacked off while she watched.
We did this a few more times. Another few times she was in my room as I returned from the shower and just had me drop my towel and jack off. She never exposed herself to me or touched me although I certainly started fantisizing about that.
Then she went off to college and so did I and the next summer it was like nothing ever happened.
All 100% true.
Special treat for you boys xx
My hubby wanted me to show off to some strangers. Doin this for him.
She’s doin her damn job
I want to fuck my friend gf
I think she wants it too
Signs she's given me include
Sitting real close to me
Texting me at random askin what Iam doin
I got to their house once and she went and
Changed into a tight tank top and a very pair
Of shorts the next morning we were both up
My mate still in bed same shorts but
This time a see through white top with a frilly
Green bra she walked in the room a bent over
Right in front of me and picked up the tv remote
I could see right up her shorts her ass was
Perfect round and tight then I noticed matching green
Painties just blocking her pussy she also know that's my favorite cuolor
She stood up strait and had a cheeky smile on
Her face I was rock hard she continued to give
Me glipmses of her as soon as my mate got up
She went for a shower and put on jeans and a hoodie
What to do I have photos if ur advice is useful
Anyone women in western Washington interested in making some content or doin some live webcam shows with me?Serious inquiries only please.I won’t waste your time please don’t waste mine.
This is your view, what are you doin in this scene?
What you doin with her?
I confess i just randomly gave myself a facial. i was jacking off and just decided to bend down and take it in my mouth. I actually kinda liked it. Ive never considered myself gay, but doin this spiked my interest. any suggestions on how i can try out a guy?
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
We like to move it!
I like to move it, move it
She like to move it, move it
We like to move it, move it
We like to move it!
Keep on jumpin' off the floor
Dancin' 'til your feet is sore
Party hard just like a smarty girl
'Cause that's what life is for
(Yeah!)
And we don't party hardly
(No!)
We just party hard
(Yeah!)
And not because we bored
(No!)
We party 'cause we born to party
We gonna move our bodies
With our hands in the air
And wave 'em all around
Like we just don't care
(Yeah!)
Moto Moto in the house
(Yeah!)
I'm about to turn it out
(Yeah!)
And you know it's going down
I'm physically, physically, physically round
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
We like to move it!
I like to move it, move it
She like to move it, move it
We like to move it, move it
We like to move it!
Party ain't done, party ain't done
Party this belly got started, Act I
It just begun, big action
Pump up the volume, speaker blastin'
Shake up the ground, shake up the ground
Shake like a earthquake quake up the ground
Play to make a sound, play to make a sound
Play to make a, play to make a, play to make a sound
So I can do my little dance, do my little dance
Do my little, do my little, do my little dance
Ants in my pants, got ants in my pants
Ants in my, ants in my, ants in my pants
That's why I keep on movin'
Yes, that's why I keep on groovin'
Yes, that's why I keep on doin'
Doin' what I'm doin', y'all
First name Moto, last name Moto
Here's how you spell it, M-O-T-O M-O-T-O
When I step in all the girls want a photo
Ya know, hey, yo
Moto Moto in the house
I'm about to turn it out
And you know it's goin' down
I'm physically, physically, physically round
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
We like to move it!
I like to move it, move it
She like to move it, move it
We like to move it, move it
We like to move it!
I like to party, party
He like to party, party
They like to party, party
We like to party!
She like to shake it, shake it
She like to shake it, shake it
He like to shake it? Yo!
Somebody say ho!
(Ho!)
Say ho ho!
(Ho ho!)
Back it up, back it up
Back it up, back it up
Back it up
Yo! Somebody say yeah!
(Yeah!)
Say yeah yeah!
(Yeah yeah!)
Back it up, back it up
Back it up, back it up
Back it up, back it up
Back it up, back it up
Back it up, back it up
Back it up, back it up
Back it up, back it up
Back it up, back it up
Back it up, back it up
Gimme room, gimme room
Gimme room 'cuz, huh!
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
I like to move it, move it
We like to move it!
She like to shake it, shake it
She like to shake it, shake it
She like to shake it, shake it
Yeah, shake it girl, huh!
We like to party, party
We like to party, party
We like to party, party
We like to party!
We like to move it, move it
He like to move it, move it
They like to move it, move it
Move it, move it, move it, move it
Move it
I dn't get it I'm doin a role play thing w someone and all of sudden I'm banned wtf when the person I was talking to Mommaof1 was the first person who brought it up nd said it was someone A LOT younger I dn't get it this is bs I'm done w this site I can't even talk bout role playing on here.
I just wanna cumgradulate my son in his pick of women and idk if she's ever been JO to but i know 1 man right now that is doin so🤷♂️🥵🥵
What are you doin to her?
Tell me in the poll what you doin to this tan tight teen?
My mom was wasted and my dad got called into work so it was just me and her. She was in bed and i went in her room to turn off the tv she left on. I thought she was asleep but when i turned the tv off she called me over to her and asked if i was going to bed. I said yesand she said then get in here and grabbed my arm and pulled my in her bed. I just kinda fell in her bed thinking it was funny she was drunk but then she put her hand onn my dick. Im not sur if she thought i was my dad because she was drunk and it was dark or if she knew it was me and was too drunk to care. At first when she grsbbed my crotch i kinda jumped in suprise and then she put her hand in my boxers. I of course enjoyed whatever was happening but i was a little nervous and didnt know wtf was happening. I said what are you doimg? And she said what do you think? Get those off and find out and she tugged down on my boxers.
I let her pull them down and she sat on top of me Grinding my bare dick into her pusy
She had panties on but t she lifted her hips up enough to take them off and shee lowered herselfc back onto me and used her hand to guide my hard on to her pussy and pushed me in inside her. I started fucking my mom until i came. I pushed myself deep inside her and let go. I came in my moms pussy and she continued to fuck me since i was still hard. This went on until im pretty sure she passed out while i was fucking her. I came again but this time i pulled out and came on her instead of in her.
I went back to bed and when i woke up my mom was still asleep naked covered with my cum.
I wanted to try to clean up because i didnt want my dad to come home and see and i wasnt even sure if she knew what she was doin. I went and decided to at least cover her up with blankets. But en i was doing that i got distraced with her body and jacked off to her.
She woke up and asked wat i was doing. I was too embarrased so i kiust left without saying anything
While he’s deployed have been Doin blow with my bf’s dads friends 🤭🫣
I confess that I'm 41, and tomorrow (well, later today), I'm driving to the big music festival in Richmond VA with some booze and weed, and I'm going to fuck the shit out of a 23 year old ginger girl who's friends with and former VCU roommates with a 24 year old brunette good friend of mine (who's boobs I've felt). And after that awesomeness, we're all gonna go dance to the Chuck Brown tribute band with a bunch of go-go allstars... then go smoke more weed and I'm gonna fuck that sweet ginger again, hopefully while my brunette friend watches and maybe helps. What you doin Saturday night??
Looking for video that was up on mless of what looks like a Mexican guy doin a girl doggystyle who doesn't look thrilled. A third guy films it. Towards the end of the video the cam goes to a box and inside is a lil chicken and a snake. Appears they used this as a threat to get the girl to fuck. FIND IT. LINK IT.
nice...exactly what i'll be doin' 2nite. 😍 💥🔥
Whenever I try to post a "shout", "comment", or "share" from my profile, instead of my post appearing, there's a blank message box with no avatar in it, its date shown as Dec 31, 1969. Is this a glitch or am I doin' it wrong?
what r u doin
Looking forward to doin this again soon as i find another willing partner.
Alright someone really needs to do a step by step tutorial on how to x ray pictures with photoshop. And please no smart ass replies that say "use the magnetic lasso tool and cut out what you want and play with the output levels"... There's obviously a way more technical way of doin it ... I've seen guys on here that can x ray threw pretty much any type of clothing . Not just white bright clothes that's pretty much already see threw. So come on guys , help a brother out lol....
It was a real nice experiment here , but my last here .. thx everybody , hope u keep doin' fine ... :)
hi im hotbeckyboo check my profile. i luv stories on asstr.org. let me no wots yr fav i wanna be the girl in the story an imagin wot yr doin 2 me wile i finger myself off
As she's doin her makeup what will you be doing?
http://mlps.pika777.eu.org/G806A3A5
Link to my uploads that are doin best, Enjoy :)
Just when i thought i was done, it keeps spilling to her, tell Bella what you're doin and what you'd do
I'm doin my own workout for my niece, will you care to join?
Doin her job
Hows he seeing what he's doin with his eyes closed? 😳🤔🤔
What you doin with my pawg?
im looking for a vid i seen a while ago i think the couple are from newcastle or somewhere in england, the boys doin her doggy and she tells him to stick a silver viberator up her ass, and when hes shaggen her he tells her to say his mates names, any ides ?
Anyone else like watchin n doin things to girls when they r sleeping?
i confess i came very close to commiting 1st degree murder this weekend. sufice it to say he had it coming. planned for about 8 weeks. had it all ready. he would have been just another missing person. but crouching behind a dumpster at night all in black, waitin for this guy to leave work. i was thinkin random stuff n i thought of my family. n i thought "what am i doin?? this is fucked" n i went home. has anyone else come close to doing this? i still wanna do it, but if i got caught, my family would hurt..
I confess I need a black man, in my gang, a black man doin black man things. I need a black man, in my crew and it could be you!
hey guys, took some ambien last night and recorded my effects so i could remember the next day.. this is all i got.. anyone do anything similar?
"25 mg dose of ambien
10mins- screen is wavy and pulsates.. my typing skills are off kinsa
15 mins. while readng lines of text the text at the ends of the lines seems to be very far away from me.. like star wars scrolls sideways.. also, slight blue lights around- possible reflection
looks like people clinmbing stairs on words
screen is breathing anf moving in my eyes and the colors are 3d
clors and textyres seem resl to me and i want to tuch them but theyrd go bak to no funn
20 ins
feling in stomach, nausea.. scared to puke, want to aleep... will syau up a little longer
feel like i have to ppoop.. watching youtube arguing with kids on facebook
my compuuter screen is doin some crazy shit righ now
happy feeling, but nervous for unknown reasons.. messin with cicalese the fat fuck im gonna hanf cuff him to a car and blow it up
feel like dancing or something
just stay up, feel very veird.. girlfriends lips are awikward looking.. idk why.. either trip or just from the blanket
nothing is real im all there is i guess
omfg just saw my screen turn black n wite and rely bright for twenty secs and then go bak"
ok i've see getto thugs with their jeans hangin off their asses but hot damm now hot lil white chicks are doin it...oh happy days
HEY GIRLS OF MOTHERLESS
i came here by my bf's request to let ya all know the secret of making your man truly happy here's a few tips you could use:
1 - gtfo the internets and go back to the kitchen
2 - make ur man sammich
3 - give ur man massage while he's browsing motherless
4 - sex ur man up
5 - make him moar sammich
6 - stfu while doin all this
pic related; it's me makin sammich
So am I just doin it wrong or what, because clicking RANDOM IMAGE only brings up the same four images in "real3"
the person who told me to look on graveyard for boys, sorry i cant find anythin, wot am i doin wrong please help
it's kinda starting to piss me off to see all these overprivileged rich bitch chicks doin' their thing on cam. while i'm bustin' my ass workin' shift work; the third shift, and a 12 hour one at that, these homos are wasting time and the parent's money on technology that's enabling them to destroy their dignity. Now, John List's reasoning behind his decision to off his entire family, and this was in the seventies, seems to make sense. Whatever, though. I'll watch these rich bitches whore out their dignity. That's one reason i have zero fuckin' respect for those above me: my bosses and their bosses, and so on; they can't even control their stupid, fine ass kids. They do this kind of shit, gettin' all horny, bangin' themselves with markers and their hairbrushes, telling Ian, or Travis, or "baby" that they love them, but then when they get down to brass tacks, when they actually get fucked by Travis, Ian, or "baby", they're crying in their closets with, or without, a razorblade, mourning the loss of their virginity. Bull-fucking-shit. They sent their purity packin' when they decided to put their asses to the camera and stick their fingers and lollipops in there, and then turn around and let the dog lick the cheez whiz off their outer labias, but they wouldn't have a sense that those things were wrong, because they're all a bunch of latchkey kids. Where's mom to tell them that the family dog giving them a rimjob might be just a tad bit on the wrong side of moral? Mom's got no time for that. She's out in the world with Dad makin' that money so they can afford the $300,000 house they didn't need, and the yearly $3000 dollar facials so they can stay lookin' young as long as they can, and keep appearances up, meanwhile the kids are oblivious that their cushy lifestyle is all smoke and mirrors, and that just when they least expect it, IRS is gonna come knocking, and they're eventually gonna have to part ways with all that technology that allowed them to put their visages and bodies up on the web for all to fap and fantasize to. Nah. mom and dad didn't need to be home to teach them those essentials. Nick Jr. and PBS kids and Pixar and the school system can show them the ropes and teach them the finer points of being a dignified person, but how can they even do a good job when they have these kids showin' their goods to them, on and offline? All they, we, want to do is FUCK 'EM!! Thanks, mom and dad, for the jack-off fodder. Your daughter's are doin' a bang up job at keeping me and the rest of us hard and cummin'. Zero respect.
hi i,m john and i confess that i have sleeping disorder called sexsomnia. everytime i go to sleep i try to have sex with my girlfriend or i jus lay beside her wanking. this isn t realy a problem when i m sleeping with her. i work for a company selling insurance and twice a year we meet in dublin in a hotel for a week long committee meeting and team building. i ended up sharing a room with another man. i didnt think it would be a problem cause we sleep in single beds. but after 2 nights of been in the same room he started smiling at me fun in the morning.been self consious about my sleeping disorder i wait till he was sleeping the 3 night or so i though. once he though i was sjeeping he got out of his bed and came toward me i jus lay there with my eyes closed pretending to sleep even when he poked me and said my name i still just lay there. when he was confident i was sleeping he started to rub my cock through the blankets.the whole time i just lay there it was actual turning me to be molsted when i was suppose to be sleeping.i gentle turned my head toward him and i could see he was wanking his hard cock while he wanked my hard cock. i let a gentle moan out and he laughted and said your enjoying this you dirty cum slut. as i was still laying still he took my hand and put it around my hard cock then he move to my face and started pushing his cock in my mouth. i was so horny at this stage i opened my mouth and let him fuck my mouth. after only a few min he came in my mouth while i wanked my self and came all over myself. tha next day i sat beside him in the meetings, smiling at him everytime he looked at me. that night when he came up to the room after been in the pub for a few hours i was laying on his bed naked. when he asked what i was doin i told him he didn t have to wait till i was sleeping to night. that was the start of a great week long fucking session. can't wait till 6 months till i get to dublin again and maybe see his hard cock again
Two guys walking in the forest.
Suddennly, a mushroom says: "How ya doin'?"
One of the guys : "OMG! The mushroom talks!"
Mushroom: "So what?"
Hi im a 23 yr old male. Ive always been very curious about my mom, i used to stay up 2 hear my dad fuck her and wank. I currently dont live at home but still go there and stay a few days wen i can. In my moms draw there have always been dildos as the years got on they got bigger obvious my dad ain doin it for her no more. i noticed recently her rabbit had been placed under her pillow, so it meant she was usin it, had a cheeky wank over it cum on the dildo and put it bak. basically how can i get her to fuck me, shes caught me wankin before and looked shocked maybe she liked what she saw how can i get her on my cock?
