I've been underhandedly getting away with skull fucking my wife despite knowing she absolutely hates it. Here's how it works.
The key is alcohol, and finding a reason for her to drink way more than usual that isn't too obviously a setup. Holiday gatherings are great for this, especially because she likes hosting. Once guests leave for the night we're just a few feet away from our bedroom, rather than having to waste time driving home while she sobers up. Another great option is suggesting a drinking game when she's in the mood to rewatch an old movie, then suggesting rules that'll result in her sipping way more than she expects. Sometimes it can take 2 movies.
The other big component is the type of alcohol. Her preference is vodka, but can't stand whisky, which is perfect. At the start I let her make her drink of choice, but after about drink #2 I start offering to make our drinks. I then double the amount of vodka in hers, but make sure that whatever mixers she's using can overtake the taste, and generally she doesn't seem to notice once she's already a bit buzzed. My drinks, on the other hand, only have a little bit of whisky poured over top of a lot of mixer. That way she can smell it if she wants to try a sip, which is rare, to give the illusion I'm drinking along with her.
Another serendipitous component is that she's lost a decent amount of weight recently. So she of course looks great (I personally thought she looked great before as well), but when she drinks she forgets her tolerance is terrible. So as she's rounding out drink #5 or so she's having trouble sitting up straight, at which point I have to start concealing my anticipatory erection. The last couple times she's suggested that we eat something b/c we've been drinking so much, but it's been easy enough to distract her away from that idea for a bit longer.
So here's how I get away with the unwanted face fucking.
Once I can tell she's at party time I wait for her to get up for some reason, usually to go pee, because the bathroom is next to the bedroom. Then I meet her in the hallway and start getting handsy. Usually it doesn't take much convincing, so I don't have to push her very far to get her into bed. One time it was especially sexy because she pretended like she was refusing, play-fighting off my advances saying I was just trying to take advantage of her while she's dr*nk and can't fight back. My dick's never been harder.
So I get her fully stripped, usually being rough along the way, so that when I tell her I'm going to tie her up she's kind of expecting it. She knows I enjoy tying her to the bed, but it's usually to the corners of the headboard with her on her back. Great for sex, but a terrible position to reach her mouth. Instead, I tell her to come over to me at the foot of the bed so I can tie the ropes around each wrist first. I usually aggressively kiss her while I do this to keep the momentum going, and tell her that I want to fuck her from behind, which she loves.
Then comes the twist. I tell her to lay face down with her hands hanging off the foot of the bed, rather than up by the headboard. She's been a bit surprised each time, but gone with it. Again, she thinks I'm completely dr*nk, so maybe writes it off as a harmless dr*nken request and lays face down as instructed.
I take the first rope and tie it to a bed leg, and make sure that she's scooted a bit closer to this first side rather than centered on the bed. This is important, and ensures I can make the rope short, and conceal any extra slack out of her view. I save our shorter rope for her second arm. When I go to tie the second bed leg, the rope is always a bit short, so I ask her to scoot toward me so it'll reach. She does, and in doing so makes her first arm as extended as she can while also extending her second so it'll reach. Once that's done, I tie her second wrist to the second bed leg, and at the last moment I pull it extra tight. This process only takes a few seconds, and she's never noticed I made it intentionally tight.
This process results in her arms being fully extended so she can't move backward very much, while also ensuring she's slightly hanging off the foot of the bed. I should also mention that the foot of the bed meets me at about mid-thigh, so her head is just below my waist level.
I then make a bit of a show of climbing on top of her like we're about to get into it, feeling her up and kissing or biting her neck. Then before I start, I get up, grab a smartphone stand we have next to the bed, position my camera so that it's filming her face at just the right angle for what's about to happen, and start recording. Then, since I'm already standing, I go over and start aggressively kissing her. I do this both because it seems natural and turns us both on, but by being aggressive I am pushing her head back to see how much give there is with the ropes. Usually there's not very much.
Then I stand up and my dick is right at her face level. In the past, most of the time she says she wants to suck my dick, probably thinking of it as foreplay, but of course for me it'll be the main course. Her offering has always been so sexy because it shows she doesn't realize this was the plan all along, and because she's just instigated what I'm about to do to her.
I act natural, bending my knees slightly to reach her mouth, and she starts sucking. She doesn't realize that I won't be taking my dick out until I've finished cumming. At this point I'm standing a bit back so the blowjob is easy and relaxed. Usually her tits are sort of smooshed and overhanging the edge of the bed, so I feel her up as she goes.
As time goes by, I slowly take tiny steps forward so she won't notice my dick starting to dig deeper, little by little. Slowly her head gets a bit lifted as she continues to bob up and down while I inch forward. At some point along the way things transition from her moving in and out, to me moving my hips forward and back, again slowly so she won't really realize. I also eventually go from my hand lightly on the back of her head to my fingers woven into her hair and slowly begin squeezing.
After a few minutes have passed, and I can tell she's beginning to get tired, I begin to stop bending my knees. Once I'm stood fully upright, her head and mouth are essentially locked into place. She can't go anywhere, can't move her head back to get my dick out, can't move to the side or turn away because her arms are so outstretched. Now is when it transitions from a blowjob to a face fuck and I start pumping.
I usually start talking and moaning louder at this point, partly to say things that maintain an illusion that I'm too dr*nk to realize what I'm forcing her to do, and partly to conceal any noises she makes to express her displeasure. "God I love head when I'm this dr*nk." "Fuck babe you're really going for it, don't stop." "That's it babe, use your tongue, oh god that's it." I've felt her struggle and try to pull away before, and I just push her head back down and keep fucking. I've looked down before and seen her hands open and close and fingers wiggling as she tries to move around and can't. Her feet sometimes do the same, sort of twisting like she's trying to wiggle away but can't.
To get away with this I can't really keep it going too long, though. The longest I've pushed it was about 12 minutes, with about 8 of those minutes being the skull fuck portion of the show. Any longer and it'd be hard to argue I didn't realize she wanted me to stop even though I'm "completely wasted". So I need to wrap things up.
The way I do it is I tell her something like "Oh god you're too good at this, I need to cum. Can I cum baby? Tell me I can cum baby." as I ensure I'm standing as far forward as I can. It's not really a stretch to claim that her frustrated "Nuh uhhh!" sounded like an enthusiastic "Mm hmm!" She doesn't seem to struggle too much when I get balls deep, which is fantastic after not cumming for about 10 days. It's even better when I can hear her continuing to protest while I'm telling her I'm cumming. She usually dry heaves a couple times, but she's never puked, and I make sure I feel her swallow before I finally drag my dick out.
She's never told me off, surprisingly, especially if I tell her I'm about to fuck the shit out of her like she originally wanted. Once the rest of the fun is finished she usually falls asleep right away, given she probably would've already if I hadn't pushed her into the bedroom and kept her blood pumping. She's never mentioned any of these skull fuckings the next day after sobering up. I don't know if she kinda remembers them but it's foggy and not so bad when thinking back, or if she just forgets. But so far I've gotten away with this 11 times, and each time she seems surprised when I suggest tying her hands to the foot of the bed, like it's the first time I've ever suggested it.
I decided to post this because it's such a treat, and requires a few hours of investment, but the payoff to all that buildup is worth it. Also it's been on my mind because we're having friends over this weekend for someone's birthday, and that friend has requested vodka-based mixed drinks.
What's weird is that I don't find a lot of amateur porn with this setup, where the woman's hands are tied to the bed so she is face down at dick level for the guy to do w/e he wants. Plenty of staged videos, but not many that seem genuine. If anyone reading knows of any with a similar setup to my approach, please post them in comments. Would love to watch them. Thanks for reading.