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07 May 2013 10:51AM
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ok so does anyone have or know of videos of britany Clips also known as the Shop vac queen i can only find one online but i know there are more!!!! and i MUST see them.

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14 May 2012 3:48PM
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OK here goes my "confession:
As a pubescent boy and not knowing anything at all about girls or how to fuck them if i had the chance, I happened to experiment (as all boys do)and came across my moms vacuum cleaner, as a result I turned it on and stuck my old teen cock in it, it scared me at first but the longer i left it in the hose the better it felt. Naturally, every chance i had to be alone at home, I always drug out the vac.
Now jump ahead many many yrs, my cock no longer will fit the vac, my cock is thicker than the hose so naturally I had to improvise, I took out an old bong, cut off the base and attached it to the vac hose. WOW, talk about exploding, never had a shattering cum like a vac gives me. I still prefer a hot mouth or tight wet pussy but as they say "when in a pinch" go with what you have.
I have even introduced it to my step daughter and wife and they scream at the top of their lungs when they cum in it. you can actually see it sucking the cum out of you and them. They love the feeling of the suction causing their pussy lips to flutter against their clit. I highly recommend it to anyone who just needs to cum badly and does not have a pussy or mouth available to them

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29 Mar 2012 1:37AM
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I haven't been able to leave my bedroom for 12 years because I am so fat. I like to talk to people on here like I am an underage girl. I pay male prostitutes to fuck me but the only hole they can fuck is my belly button. It can actually fit a 12" BBC in it! It gets wet naturally and my nurse has to use a waterhose and shop vac to clean the cum out of it.

If you want more pics please text me at 1-800-OMG-LOLZ

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23 May 2010 5:38AM
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When I was a very young boy I was asked by an old farmer to look at him. While my vac I had some time to be with him to help him on his farm � nothing else wanted. But he showed me his dick and let me feel. In the end of the day I took his load.

Decades later Im very concerned about this in two ways: I hate people they try to get in contact with very young girls or boys. But I cant forget these �my� days.

You should not get in contact with young people. It�s illegal, against law! Maybe people will hate you in the �old� days.

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30 Mar 2014 9:38AM
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I confess my cheated on me online a few years ago. It went on for a year, and the more she thought it was harmless or OK, the less she respected me. The lack of respect showed in other aspects of our relationship.

It didn't help that she was the dominant one in the relationship and made more money than I did. It made her feel like she contributed more than I did, so she became demanding and often needed to have things go her way. One time I wanted to buy a new rifle from the gun store, she decided because it was her money she'd get to pick the model for me. We had such a fight we nearly broke up right there. Everyone around could hear us, it was awful.

Then she started telling me how I should dress... It was getting really bad. Thank god she didn't want us to wear matching colors, that would have been embarrassing. And in the end she was always deciding where we'd go, which friends we'd be with, etc.

She wasn't like that at all in the beginning, but the cheating started as harmless fun and soon it made her lose respect for me. She figured if she could pull it off, she was really better than me.

But thankfully, one day I found out. I confronted her, yelled at her, I was hurt and betrayed. I wanted to leave her, but at the same time this had gone on for only 1 year and I remembered the first 5 years of our relationship where she was different, where she was actually loving, respectful and faithful. I took a few days to cool off and think about my decision, and I decided to give her a chance. If we could fix our relationship, in 20 years this nightmarish 1 year of betrayal would be just a drop in the ocean, a short bad period in our lives.

It's been 5 years now and we're happy. She doesn't cheat anymore and she's the loving and respectful partner I had in the first 5 years of our relationship. She's still deeply ashamed and sorry for what she did, but I moved on. It's already a drop in the ocean. One bad year out of the dozen we've already had together.

Still, I can't thank Valve enough for updating VAC and catching her wall-hacking at Counter-Strike. Took you a while guys, but thanks! It saved our relationship! She's made a new account and is back playing, but she's doing it legitimately now. We make the same income, and I can finally wear the skin I want or buy the bullpup if I want to.

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