Does this badass rock chick spit or swallow?

I do not know what to do?????????? I am very attracted to my sis in law:( I know it is wrong but she is too damn hot.. The only time something has gotten close to happening is when she was drunk and I was too. I had just gotten home from work long day of a night shift job. Park the car and go inside take my coat off then put the keys away. I start towards the living as I hear laughing and loud noise. All of a sudden I spot a gallon bottle of vodka that was 3/4's empty. As I step towards the bottle to get a closer look I spot something out the corner of my eye. It was my younger sis in law with her tight lil arse in her nice little silky shorts and her ever so reviling cloth of a shirt. You see out of 4 sisters including her she has the biggest bust. I would say 36C. Now as she is coming down the stairs looking at the floor as usual i can not help but notice her stumbling a bit. Before I have time to crack a joke she falls…… and guess what… I just so happen to be there to catch her. Before I know it I am staring down at a very supple tight firm tiny areola. Her boob had popped right out so before my wife, brother and sister come to see what all the noise was about I quickly pop that thing back in to her shirt what could had been a long argument with the wife turned in to laughter and giggles… I pick her up while explaining to everyone how clumsy she is then take her upstairs to her room to lay her down. After that I get into a more suitable attire go down stairs and start drinking before those assholes drink all the liquor.

After a while of more drinking and laughs everyone started to pass out on me. I guess that is the price you pay for having to work a night shift. Everyone gets a head start on everything. No biggy, after everyone passes out I go put them to their designated spots in the house. I sit turn on the tube to play some video games FPS. As I am playing and In the zone I hear some tiny footsteps coming down the stairs. It’s her my young clumsy halfway dressed sis in law. Damn she is sexy. She comes up to me and asks where everyone had gone. I briefly tell her the events of what went on after her dramatic exit. We both laugh well I did she giggled. I also went onto say how buzzed I was and how I am kicking ass and taking names on this FPS. She replied with a giggle “ oh that’s badass, can I watch?” as she sits next to me I could tell she was still buzzed out of her mind. Well I know she is because she is never interested in what I am doing ever or at least that is what I thought. Well come on a hot chick likening video games it is unheard of. So I sat what the hell being buzzed in all I slap my lap without hesitation. To my amazement she giggled and sat on the couch next to me…… I laugh and continue to play my game as she watch in fasciation of my unfiltered mouth screaming at the TV I noticed she picked up my drink sipping away. After the game I ask her if she would like another because I obviously am going to need another she say no. as I am coming back from the kitchen I see she has made herself comfortable on the long couch laying belly up….

Late 20s married guy with the absolute most badass wife there is and every niw and then we like to party a little bit ;) were looking for a bi guy thats married or in a relationship with a female or even a single guy but is not full on gay, we would be looking for a guy thst is more into females than guys but down to suck cock and bend tgat ass over at tge same time..hopefully we fimd a dude wevlike by tonight becausw ww wanna do a cam chat together aroumd 10 or 11 tonight..my wife would be joining in aswell and ready to tease you ubtil you cum all over yourself ; )

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This isn't my wife, Britt...but it reminded me so much of what happened last year at a business conference that I had to share it, along with the story. 

I'm a small business owner and my beautiful wife handles most of our sales. Every once in awhile, especially in vacation settings, we get a little...animalistic.

However, this doesn't normally happen in work settings. 

This time was different.. 

We were working on a sale with a handsome guy in his early 40s. Married. My wife is a 32 y/o blonde. She got drunker and drunker, and the conversation started moving between business and goofing around. 

At some point, my wife put his hand on his leg. He knew full well I was watching...and it wasn't a problem. 

My wife...such a fucking badass slut...says... "So what's it going to take to close the deal Chris?" As she gently pushed her hand up his leg. 

Turns out, Chris liked to have fun too. The only catch? He didn't want to "go all in" because he felt that'd be fully cheating on his wife (lol).

We agreed to his idea, but she wanted me there.

10 minutes later, we were walking straight up to the hotel room (my wife still in her blazer, just like this). And just like this video, still in her business outfit, Chris put my wife on her knees, pulled his a cock out, told my wife to look into his eyes. He didn't last for more than a minute. Suddenly and without warning...he blasted a massive load all over my wife's beautiful face!  I'd never seen something like this happen to her. This wasn't hot sex...this was incredibly degrading. When he was all tapped out...he even slapped his heavy cock on across her face a few times.

We signed a deal the next morning in the lobby. He smacked my wife's ass on the way out.

The conference is in a new location this year. Vegas. Chris will be in attendance. We're friends on Instagram. I might see if he's bringing any friends along this year. See if we can sign an even bigger deal with them this year!

I'm a transgender man,yet I don't tell my family or friends..mostly because everybody thinks i'm a big badass guy cause I got muscular arms and legs..so they FUCKING THINK IM GAY I FUCKING LOVE WOMEN! I AM JUST A TRANSGENDER MAN THAT WANTS WOMEN I DON'T FUCKING CROSS DRESS IM A FUCKING LESBIAN FOR FUCK SAKE!!!

okay help brohams. i want to throw the orgy of the millennium. how do i set this up? i want only attractive healthy people to participate. i thought about posting an ad on craigslist, but i dont want to get arrested.

i am willing to rent the hotel room and buy the the party gifts (lube, condoms. alcohol, maybe poppers)
do i need to buy food? do people eat at orgies? how long will this last? cause, fuck i do have to work everyday except Sundays.
should i bring movies? we could watch some dvds while we snack. i got Stand By Me, The Shining, Independance Day Blu-Ray, Clerks, Micheal Myers, Sleepy Hollow, Wall Street, and other badass flicks.
what about music? if someone can bring their iHome, i can take my ipod. i guess i should make a Fuck-Fest Jams 2012 Playlist.
recommend me good songs guys.
thanks.

Would y'all bang my badass niece after she worked out and her ass & pussy was all sweaty

So my girlfriend had to have a hysterectomy last year at the age of 28. Since then she's been in a lot of abdominal pain and her sex drive has sort of bottomed out. She's been feeling pretty bad about this so last night she went out and bought me a Fleshlight STU. Let me just say that if any of you have been considering getting one.... DO IT! This thing is freaking awesome! It's like having your own personal tight teenager in a badass gold case. lol Hope that helps anyone thinking of making a purchase!

Fuck yes! What a badass sister! 😈 Such a hot video 🥵 and she's kinda fucking sexy 😋

Badass rock chick 

anybody agree Ben Dover has the most badass porn name?

I wanna fuck the bitch in the pink hair so bad. Post up halloween pics of badass bitches you wanna fuck.

I confess that I could whoop anyone's ass who reads this. I am 6'1 and I am 196 pounds of rock hard muscle. It wouldn't be anything for me to get up from breakfast, whoop an ass and go sit back down and eat a sausage link. I have black belts in Aikido, Jujitsu, Tae Kwon Do and KARATE. I've done so much black contract CIA stuff that I don't even have a Social Security number and my finger prints have been surgically altered. I am the American Ninja and I have a phd in badass, fuck with me and you are fucking yourself.

I confess I had a little fun at a party last night.

My sister and her boyfriend picked me up at my house around 8pm. We were going to one of their friends 21st birthday party where i wouldnt know anybody but my sis and her bf. When we got there i found out it was a fairly small get together 15 people tops. Being 26 I was the oldest guy there, not counting bday boys parents who mostly stayed in their room. When I first walked in and met everyone they all seemed pretty laid back and fun. A few people were playing beer pong in the den, and that is where I first saw her. This cute little brunette in a black dress, who we'll call Rachel.

After I greeted everyone with one of my over the top all encompassing waves, I proceeded to throw my beers in the fridge and grab 2 to quench my thirst. After I downed my first beer before leaving the kitchen, I decided to go mingle with the people playing beer pong in the den. Being the fairly shy guy that I can be at first I didn't get many words in as everyone there seemed to all be good friends. I decided to check out the food table and see what that was all about. Out of the corner of my eye I noticed the beer pong game had finished, and I could hear that Rachel had won the game with a surprise bounce shot, which is my signature move to end a game. I knew that would be my easy opening to talk to her, and just as I posted up on the wall across from the table that chance came.

She had walked up to the cooler which was right next to me and bent down to grab a drink. As she bent down I could see that I had originally missed how great her tits were. I knew that I had to fuck her tonight, but wanted to slow play it to keep my options open incase I could manage a second or hotter girl(which never came). I told her I thought her game winning shot was badass, leaving out I hadn't even seen it.

Some badass named "alistairgoldie" send me a "mail" to ask me to join his fucking lame site.. could you stop him to do this kind of shit in some way ?

This little badass bit off more than she could chew. Now she's helpless and can only take what's dished out. The only real question here is what happens first to this little cunt?

today i had to go do the physical for a new job. Of course, i had to do the peeing in the cup and all that, and the nurse told me to not wash my hands and not flush and all that or else we'd have to start over. I saw this as my chance to see if i could get anywhere with her, since i really don't give a fuck anymore about what people think of me, so i said,

"yeah i've done this before. You don't want me switching my pee with someone else's or dropping bleach in it or whatever. Are you gonna stand here next to me and make sure it's my urine going into the cup?"

She laughed at that, and said, "unless you want me to. Is there a reason i should? I was just going to go out and leave the door cracked a little."

With that, I just shrugged it off, playing indifferent.

"If you wanna stand there and watch me go, if that's your sort of thing, that's ok with me. I have nothing to hide. I was just playing, but if you want to, that's fine."

Mind you, the tone of our exchange was in a lighthearted and jocular manner, but through the joking there was seriousness. So, she ended up staying, and watched me pee. I pulled it out, and stroked it a bit, and to that she commented,

"Do you have to get it warmed up, is that what you're doing?"

"Yeah. Just a habit. I'm sure all guys do that. I'm sure your husband does that. Have you ever seen your husband do this?"

"oh no. He just pulls it out and just goes. He has foreskin, so sometimes he doesn't pull it back all the way, and piss gets all over the rim and floor. I get so mad at him for that, but you men are all the same."

I smiled at her generalization.
"Nah, not me. I try not to be like that. That's why i stroke it a couple of times, you know, so it won't splash everywhere."

I knew this was the time to bring it up, so i said immediately after that, "You can help me with a couple more strokes, you know."

Silence.
"Just so nothing goes anywhere, and all of it can get into the cup. I mean you need all of it, don't you?"

More silence. She had been looking up at me, and then down at my dick the whole time, but after that offer, she locked eyes with me, and for a long time, analyzing and computing what I had just told her. After the long stare, she smirked.

"oh you're a bad one. You're bad."

I laughed and said, "yeah i am."

I was holding the cup in my right hand, and the nurse took a quick look behind her, and quietly closed the bathroom door, turning the knob, so it wouldn't click when fully shut. She came back to me, and right up against me as if we were trying to share heat at a campfire. She pushed my right arm behind her, and with her own right hand, took my dick in her hand, and started stroking it.

"Like that? Is that how you want me to help you?"

I could not fucking believe that I had actually won this chick over and gotten her to play along. More stuff went on, but in a hurried pace, because of where we were, and there were other nurses wandering around that office, and so her prolonged absence would have drawn suspicion from the other nurses, but believe me, a lot went on in maybe those five minutes. I'll tell more, but in smaller chunks, because when these get long, they get pretty tedious and a chore to read. i was walkin' around afterwards like a motherfuckin' badass. Still can't believe the luck.

Can I please get more pics like this:

anyone know where the anal video for ariel rebel is. I here it's badass but can't find it even when I google it:P she's 25, but I saw xhamster removed it from their site.

badass tits

I confess that last night i got a beating from 5-10 guys which I could have easily have avoided but no fuckin way am I gona back down in my ends. These punks tried to steal my bike from outsite the chicken shop. We argued for a good 5 minutes and I some of them were looking for excuses to leave but I told them they are all pussies and aint gona touch my bike so when 1 did i grabbed his hat and threw it so he punched he and they all rushed me. I would grab one of um and try drag him to the floor while laughing as they punched and kicked me. Every time I got up I threw my hands up and shouted what is that all u pussis got u lot r a bunch of faggots and pow a punch to the face and rushed again. That happened 3 times then the people from the shop came running out to help me and i think the guys must have fun away coz i remember getting pulled off one of the guys who i was dragging to the ground. I then saw him run off with a bike so i started to chase until i got pulled back. lucky for me that wasnt my bike. Oh i say 5 to 10 guys because there was 5 at first my more kept coming from out of nowhere when we was arguing.

I didnt make this post to show everyone how badass i am (well ok maybe a tiny bit :-p)I made it coz the whole time I did not have one ounce of fear going through my body. I no thats not normal. when i was gettin kicked on the ground i was laughing and thinking this doesnt hurt at all. I know even pro fighters get nerves before a fight. I knew the fight was going to happen so logically i should have felt it because our instinct..... weird. what are your thoughts?

only smart comments please, oh old hog dog guy feel free to post here :-p

so i juts watched saw the new cinema movie Drive with actor ryan gosling and i just sau this is one overrate piece of bullshit. i coulda of make a movie better on this ffs. felt too much like grand theft auto with a stupif faggot love story as if a woman would be interested in a creepy quiet gay boy like his character LOL puhhleease.and why the fuck did the lights suddendly go out in the elevator part when he kissed her which was really not believable. this movie didnt make sense. with all the praise it got i expected it to be like a badass movie like Crank or Transporter but no instead if was fucking boring and the guy no wonder hollywood is dying. cant wait for the shitty sequel WALK starring Channing tatem lol .

Is it illegal to talk dirty to girls online? Even if you know their age or not. I am asking because a girl ive been talking to online and in texts just told me she lied about her age and is younger then what she originally told me. Can i get in trouble for talking to her, or having pics of her? She is a badass chick and i like talking to her i just dont want to get royally fucked.

i got a badass KDR of 2.13 and W/L ratio of 1.76 on MW3. any of you scrubs wanna go mano y mano in 1vs.1?
i'll go easy on you.

My girl is very kinky. The first time she sucked my cock I came on her mouth and she came up to kiss me I thought she swallowed and was a little weird but I’m like ok it’s fine. When I opened my mouth my whole load ran into my mouth and her younger forced it all in. I tried to stop and she said “ you’ll taste you cum and like it” not mean or something like just like it was normal. It made her so hot. She sat on my face and I sucked her clit and licked her ass. she came so hard and squirted. She was stroking my cock and screaming “drink it”. I swallowed her juice and came so hard my cum hit her ass and she made a long deep “ohhhh” spins and spray in my mouth again. She slid forward so I’d like her ass and my load was dripping down and into my mouth. She’s really into telling stories as we play. She likes to talk about finding a younger girl to keep caged as a sex toy. She loved when I tasted my cum so I just started eating it out of her everytime we fucked. I started to really like it. We talked a lot about her fucking other guys and me cleaning up. It started with me encouraging her to play with the guy at work that always hit on her. She’s a waitress he was the cook. So she’d start saying naughty things to him and then then made out in the freezer. Soon after she sucked him off at work and came home to tell me about it. Next day she let him him in her pussy before she left. She came home and it smelled like cum and her panties were soaked. I sucked on her pussy and got out what I could. And then sucked her panties dry while she stroked me and told me about it. We both wanted me to drink more of another guys cum from her. She asked him over on that saturday. She said I’d be gone. I left for a hit and she had some drinks with him and then I came back after they had gotten buzzed. He was surprised but she said it’s fine and I agreed. She told him I wanted to watch them fuck. And he was agreeable. We went in the bed room and I watched her suck him while he played with her wet slit. She sucked his balls and stroked him. He was a lot bigger than me as well. She sat on his cock and it was hot watching his big dick hit. He flipped her on all fours and fucked like a badass. I could see him tense and blow must have been 6 shots into her pussy. He pulled out and stood up she stayed ass up and put her shoulders down and said “come lick me”. I slid my face up under her. She leaned up and thick gobs of cum slid out as she pushed straight into my mouth and on my face. Then she sat down and forced as much as she could down my throat. I never looked at him again just enjoyed eating cum from her. Hey heard him say something but didn’t care what. She rode my face and came over and over. Jerking me off on my belly. Later she said he was watching lookong akwars and said he’d see her Monday and left. We have such hot ass times. I’d love to tell more stories of anyway wants to hear.

American dudes are such pussy, wife beating, women hating assholes. They are bitches, they come up here to Canada and try to be all that and what happens we beat the fuck out of their pussy asses, like where do they learn how to fight, watching WWE, wtf? They need to learn and fast to shut the fuck up around real men, they really need to start schools down there on how to back up their big fuckin racist, women hating mouths because they are such good shit talkers but have absolutely nothing to back it up, this comes from me and like my brothers up here in Canada, real badasses.

there was some crazy badass video of chubbymew now its gone :( i wanted to watch it again.

One badass Kitty http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axf31KT533w&list=PLF6A965C054F3652F&index=8&feature=plpp_video

hell yeah James Hetfield from Metalicca has his own signature pair of designer glasses for $215. thats so badass. i got to own a pair!

www.sutrovision.com/collections/sunglasses/products/hetfield-1