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I went to the massage parlor yesterday and the Asian slut wanted to fuck me! 002, instead just got a hand job and felt her ass. Do you think you can tell them to fuck you or you’ll tell? 

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I confess that I just visited my first Asian Massage Parlor. I had a 20 year old girl with B cups. She started with a table shower, she played with my asshole and jerked me off. Then she gave me a massage. after the massage she took off her top and blew me. It was the best $120 I have ever spent.

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My Chinese experience.

I moved to China from the USA 7 months ago for a job. This place is great if you are a want to get laid. I was never really into asian chicks until I moved here. Sure I whacked it to a few asian prons in my lifetime but it was never my thing.

It is so fucking easy to get laid in China. If you cannot get laid in the USA but have the money to take a trip I recommend coming to China. These Chinese girls are so down to fuck Americans its crazy.

First of all they are all relatively hot. The majority of chicks that are here are skinny. Very rarely do you see overweight women. I'm sure these numbers are growing because you do see McDonalds, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Etc. but at the moment most chicks are reasonably skinny. Even the fat chicks are pretty skinny compared to US chicks.

They all dress slutty. I live in southern China but have traveled around a bit since moving here. All the girls wear tiny ass shorts or skirts, high heels, and possibly tights or stockings. Pretty fucking hot. If you are a leg man then China is heaven for you. Even the older women here look damn hot.

These chicks have no hair on their bodies. Legs and arms are fucking smoooooth. You may find a little bit of hair under their arms and their snatches can be a bit of a jungle but the rest of their bodies are smooth sailing. No stubble, they just do not grow hair on most of their body. The hair on their head is pretty sexy though. They normally have long flowing black hair. A lot of them dye their hair red or blonde so these chicks stand out a bit but their hair is pretty damn hot.

You have a slight western influence on their fashion. I have not seen so much spandex or hipster glasses in my life. These chicks make it look hot though. If you are into gaps then China is the place to go. Gaps occur on skinny chicks where there is space between their thighs. Never really noticed this before but here in China there are so many chicks with gaps that you have to notice. Pretty hot. All you can think about is the easy access you have to their snizatch.

These chicks like western dudes. I've seen some ugly expats here with pretty hot chicks. It helps, of course, if you have a bit of money.

prostitution is pretty much legal

here is how it works

its illegal but nobody gives a shit

there are a few levels of prostitution here

there are the street girls

cost about 150rmb which is about 20 bucks are so. you just pull up to a whore store and the mommy (female pimp) brings out a line up of girls. you pick your girl and take her back to your place or you can rent a decent hotel room for around 8 bucks for a few hours. chicks are pretty hot. they will go with you and shower with you. then either fuck or suck until you are done. then take their payment and then leave. sometimes if you give them 150 rmb the girl will give you a few dollars change. The great thing about these street girls is that they will normally give you their phone number so you can call them directly without having to go through the mommy. you wont pay any less but they will show up to your door and you don't have to go through the hassle of going the the whore store (sometimes its closed)

you can also go to KTV. KTV is a karaoke spot. some of them are bit different but a lot of them are the same. You pay for the private room and some booze. pay for the Dj and then they bring in a line up of 10-20 or more chicks depending on where you go. these chicks are pretty damn hot. you give them maybe 200-300 RMB for them to be your companion during the evening. once you pick a chick they will either keep their formal clothes on or change into street clothes. they will sit with you all night, talk to you, pour your drinks, sing with you, light your smokes, and let you semi grope them. if they are into you you can get a bit more action for free. Ive seed guys get blowjobs or handjobs or kisses from KTV chicks that are attacted to them. Ive also seen chicks that are just jobbers that do not do anything to exciting most of the night. You can take some of these broads home. Normally will cost you a few hundred more RMB. Not all of them are whores so you may be SOL if you pick the wrong one. The ones that do go home are pretty fun.

You can also go to the chinese massage. you can get a foot massage here for 50rmb or less than 10 bucks. chicks massage your whole body then spend a long time on your feet. Nothing crazy sexual but they normally wear pretty short skirts and flirt with you a bit.

These same massage parlors offer full body massages. costs about 100rmb or around 16 bucks. they will take your shirt off and make you lay down. massage your whole body including your ass and legs. then when they are done they will flip you over and jerk you off. chicks are hot. wear short skirts and sort of hump you all night while they massage you. hand jobs are pretty good. they will slip a finger in your ass if you are into that and sometimes you can get a couple chicks if you want to pay. the massage includes a hot shower so it is a pretty good way to relax.

you have saunas that you can go to. pretty much the best shit ive had since ive been here. combines all the previous shit into one slam bamma. you walk into a lobby and they bring in a line up of chicks. you pick the one you want. they are all dressed hot. and she takes you to a private room. then she changes in front of you to something sexy and she has you take a shower. she will shower with you if you want and she will scrub you down. she is normally naked and she will play with your dick a little bit. then she puts you on a massage table and gives you a naked massage. she will mount you and give you a shitty massage. bitch is a whore not a fucking licensed masseuse but it feels good enough. when you are done with the massage she will take you into the bedroom and then the fun starts. they normally put on some japanese porn on the tv that is pretty hot and then you get down to business. pretty much anything goes. most chicks wont let you fuck them in the ass but they will blow you from any position and let you fuck them for as long as it takes.sometimes they have toys. pretty much always you have to wear a condom. they will play with you until you are done then you can take another shower or bath. whole thing is like 600rmb which is around 100 bucks. pretty dope time.

girls are hot. all look pretty young. i have had a few older women which was kinda weird getting a hj from a chick that could be my aunt but w/e

there are higher level hos that are available as well, just havent experienced them for myself. there are also places that deliver chicks to your hotel room. they send a line up and you pick the one you want. sometimes 1000-1500 rmb.

my favorite is the sauna. pretty reasonable for the time you get. the street hos are pretty fun but it is hit or miss. sometimes you get girl that blows but does not fuck and then sometimes vice versa. you do luck out sometimes and get a hottie that blows and fucks but you gotta grab these bitches numbers because they normally get scooped up pretty quick.

sometimes after chinese new year your favorite girl will go back to their hometown and never come back. i dont think that whoreing is looked down on as much in China. it seems as if a lot of regular girls may try it out to make a bit of money for a little while. a lot of them get burned out and then go get regular jobs or regular girlfriends but they can give you a pretty damn good ride while they are testing the waters.

TL/DR come to china if you want to empty your balls

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i confess i just went to a HE massage parlor. 60 for an hour massage, the house fee, and 40 for a handjob. it was an older asian lady probably about 35 or 40. even while she was giving me the normal body massage she let me feel her ass. she told me to flip over starting rubbing me all over my chest and legs and inner thighs she kept grazing my balls eventually she asked if she wanted me to take care of my little guy. it obvious from my raging boner i wanted her to. i agreed on the extra 40 and she went to tosn with a great hand job. i started groping her ass and feelibg her pussy and playing with her tits and hard nipple. she kept saying cum cum. i blew my load every where anf kissed her before i left. definitely recommend this type of service. going back soon.

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A few weeks ago i had some extra cash and went to an asian massage parlor. I paid the house fee and was introduced to "karen" she started off with a nice back & shoulder massage, working down the back of my legs as well. after 15 minutes of this she motioned for me to turn over- which I did. Oh did i mention she was very tiny & cute??? well she was...As she was massaging my chest , my hands began to roam first on the back of her legs, then slowly up to her firm tight ass. She brushed against my dick and smiled, I smiled back, she then removed her top- her titties were perky A cup with the nipples very erect. I began to fondle them and rub her back. she pointed at my dick and then her mouth , ( I should learn Chinese) I nodded my head and she began to slowly lick the tip of my cock - that made it extremely hard!! I then as able to get her to remove her panties. Her bush was trimmed but not shaved and her pussy was extremely wet. She turned around and pointed to a condom - again i nodded and she opened the package and put it on me with her mouth...omfg!!! then she climbed on top of me and i got to suck on those tits....mmmm. She lowered herself onto my rock hard shaft- oh so very tight. Up and down she went, I did not last long.. after I filled the condom with my man seed she did not want to get off. She kept riding me rubbing her body against mine until she came, she squirted all over me. then she got off me - removed the condom and cleaned me off with her mouth... we then both got up and went into the shower together... while in there she started sucking my cock again and I blew another load in her mouth and all over her face & titties.... she wants me to go back again and all she wanted for that experience as a tip was $40 on top of the house fee of $70

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19 Jan 2025 12:41AM
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I just had the most surreal experience of my life. 

I'm 36 and married.  My wife is the same age.  We both had our fun getting married,  but she is very into strict monogamy. 

Let me start by saying,  both before I got married,  and after I like Asian massage parlors.  I don't go all that often,  maybe 3 times a year, but they're fun.   My wife has no idea.

Anyways,  my wife only became aware these were a thing or two years ago.   And I'd joke about getting a couples massage at one.

Last night my sister in law had the kids for a sleep over and massages came up so I made my usual joke.   Only this time my wife was like "Okay,  let's do it".  Guys, I nearly blew my load right there. 

We looked up a few, and went out.   The first two turned us away.  Turns out they don't want couples.   

The third one,  the hostess was real confused,  then had us wait like ten minutes.   There was definitely arguing in whatever language the girls spoke.  My wife couldn't tell decide wherever to crack up or start running,  but she was too polite to just bolt after all that. 

Finally, we were brought to a room where they had clearly just crammed a second massage table.   There were two masseuses, and neither looked really sure what to do but they gave us the standard instruction to get undressed and wait on the tables.  Which we did. 

The massage part was kinda hilarious.   The room was too cramped.   With tables together,  they could only reach half is us,  and it was clear they didn't know whether to trade off or how much teasing to do.  It was actually my wife who finally asked about a happy ending.   That was also mind blowing.

But between the language barrier and her clearly not knowing ettiquite in these places she basically asked for full service.  At first it was just my masseuse tugging me.  The other one seemed actively disintegrated in touching my wife.   But my wife started rubbing herself and the second one reluctantly and unenthusiasticly helped.  I don't know why,  but her discomfort made it hotter for me.

Then the first stripped down,  got a condom and slipped it on me to start blowing me.  At this point my wife tensed up.  She thought I was just getting a rub'n'tug, and it was becoming clear it was more,  but she didn't protest.  I think she was getting turned on and that was making her more chill.

My masseuse stated to climb on me and my wife actually said "no".  I thought that was gonna end it,  but that's when things got really wild.  My masseuse (though a lot of broken English and hand gestures) offered to eat my wife out while my wife's masseuse rode me.  

I cannot explain how shocked I was when she agreed.   The switch was made,  and I'm not gonna lie, I lasted like 5 seconds.  To her credit,  the second masseuse kept tounging my wife until she came.  Meanwhile, wifey stroked me hard again,  and then she and the girl I just fucked rubbed me until a second orgasm.

This all just happened like two hours ago,  and we haven't talked much about it,  except her teasing that it was the worst massage she's ever gotten. 

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I confess, tomorrow im going to an asian massage parlor in white plains NY. Unfortunately, I'm not sure how to ask what they offer without making my masseuse uncomfortable. I know if you say the wrong thing, they can kick you out. On their backpage they say they offer Deep french kissindg with showers and full nuru. I would hope to be able to eat their pussy, fuck without a condom & creamppie if possible, and do anal. A full hour is 160, but how do i know whats included ? Please someone with experience in this field please let me know

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Love Asian massage parlors. Cute little Asians jerking my cock smiling and laughing. Yea it’s a fun hobby

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I confess that I've been fantasizing about visiting an asian massage parlor. I just wouldn't know where to find one/how it would work. Any stories?

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I confess I went to an Asian massage parlor 2 weeks ago and the most beautiful young Asian girl greeted me in the room. I've been to AMPs before, but none were as gorgeous as her. I really wish I would have brought extra cash because she was offering FS. I was kicking myself for no being prepared. I've thought about her every since and want to go back. The crazy part Is I was at the grocery store yesterday with my fiancé and there she was! Luckily I was away from my fiancé at that moment, boy was I shitting bricks!! I was a few feet away from her, but grabbed what I needed and avoided eye contact. I'm thinking about going back tomorrow for a quickie during my lunch break, but not sure. What do yall think?

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I always wished to find an Asian massage parlor that gave the happy ending. I recently discovered there are dif sites that show parlors local to your area that do just that. So today I got up the nerve and went to one. The first time I’d ever even been to any massage parlor. It was awesome! I could tell right away that the place was shady enough that this was the place for me! Not danger shady but happy ending shady. So I walk in was guided straight to a room and asked to pay $50. She then told me to take my clothes off and I asked everything? She said yes and walked out for a moment. I almost set my phone up in a way to record but chickened out. Got naked and laid down with a small towel over my ass. Unfortunately I prob got the oldest lady there but she looked decent so it didn’t bother me. When she got back she almost immediately took the towel off and began massaging me. She would lean forward at my head to rub down my back and put her crotch right on my hands. I guess testing the waters I would rub lightly every time. She began to rub my ass and kind of spread my legs open more and more so when she was massaging my add she would touch my asshole and balls a little. That went on for about 30 mins or more. The massage was actually great. Then she finally told me to roll over so I did and she did the hand job gesture asking me if I wanted to. Obviously I said yes and she asked how much more I’d pay. I said $50. So $100 in total. She got the oil and bare handed began to jack me off. I asked if I could touch her while she did and she put my hand on her ass which was cool. It wasn’t long and I busted all over her hand and myself while I was squeezing her ass. She cleaned me up I gave her the $ and that was it. Can’t wait to go back and get one of the younger girls that were there!Oh and another note as I was laying there naked other girls would come in and out to get snacks or something out of her mini fridge in the room lol. I’ll also set my phone up to capture what I can. It will be low but we should be able to get the action shot!!so to anyone thinking about it DO IT! If you’ve ever seen a place in your town and thought I bet that place does happy endings they probably do! I had ridden by this place 100 times thinking they probably did! 

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I confess going to an Asian massage parlor tonight and cheating on my girlfriend I feel a little guilty about spending the $200 or so but none for sticking my cock into tight Asian
Pussy and if I have the opportunity to go bare back I'm all in

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