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12 Apr 2013 4:59PM
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My Chinese experience.

I moved to China from the USA 7 months ago for a job. This place is great if you are a want to get laid. I was never really into asian chicks until I moved here. Sure I whacked it to a few asian prons in my lifetime but it was never my thing.

It is so fucking easy to get laid in China. If you cannot get laid in the USA but have the money to take a trip I recommend coming to China. These Chinese girls are so down to fuck Americans its crazy.

First of all they are all relatively hot. The majority of chicks that are here are skinny. Very rarely do you see overweight women. I'm sure these numbers are growing because you do see McDonalds, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Etc. but at the moment most chicks are reasonably skinny. Even the fat chicks are pretty skinny compared to US chicks.

They all dress slutty. I live in southern China but have traveled around a bit since moving here. All the girls wear tiny ass shorts or skirts, high heels, and possibly tights or stockings. Pretty fucking hot. If you are a leg man then China is heaven for you. Even the older women here look damn hot.

These chicks have no hair on their bodies. Legs and arms are fucking smoooooth. You may find a little bit of hair under their arms and their snatches can be a bit of a jungle but the rest of their bodies are smooth sailing. No stubble, they just do not grow hair on most of their body. The hair on their head is pretty sexy though. They normally have long flowing black hair. A lot of them dye their hair red or blonde so these chicks stand out a bit but their hair is pretty damn hot.

You have a slight western influence on their fashion. I have not seen so much spandex or hipster glasses in my life. These chicks make it look hot though. If you are into gaps then China is the place to go. Gaps occur on skinny chicks where there is space between their thighs. Never really noticed this before but here in China there are so many chicks with gaps that you have to notice. Pretty hot. All you can think about is the easy access you have to their snizatch.

These chicks like western dudes. I've seen some ugly expats here with pretty hot chicks. It helps, of course, if you have a bit of money.

prostitution is pretty much legal

here is how it works

its illegal but nobody gives a shit

there are a few levels of prostitution here

there are the street girls

cost about 150rmb which is about 20 bucks are so. you just pull up to a whore store and the mommy (female pimp) brings out a line up of girls. you pick your girl and take her back to your place or you can rent a decent hotel room for around 8 bucks for a few hours. chicks are pretty hot. they will go with you and shower with you. then either fuck or suck until you are done. then take their payment and then leave. sometimes if you give them 150 rmb the girl will give you a few dollars change. The great thing about these street girls is that they will normally give you their phone number so you can call them directly without having to go through the mommy. you wont pay any less but they will show up to your door and you don't have to go through the hassle of going the the whore store (sometimes its closed)

you can also go to KTV. KTV is a karaoke spot. some of them are bit different but a lot of them are the same. You pay for the private room and some booze. pay for the Dj and then they bring in a line up of 10-20 or more chicks depending on where you go. these chicks are pretty damn hot. you give them maybe 200-300 RMB for them to be your companion during the evening. once you pick a chick they will either keep their formal clothes on or change into street clothes. they will sit with you all night, talk to you, pour your drinks, sing with you, light your smokes, and let you semi grope them. if they are into you you can get a bit more action for free. Ive seed guys get blowjobs or handjobs or kisses from KTV chicks that are attacted to them. Ive also seen chicks that are just jobbers that do not do anything to exciting most of the night. You can take some of these broads home. Normally will cost you a few hundred more RMB. Not all of them are whores so you may be SOL if you pick the wrong one. The ones that do go home are pretty fun.

You can also go to the chinese massage. you can get a foot massage here for 50rmb or less than 10 bucks. chicks massage your whole body then spend a long time on your feet. Nothing crazy sexual but they normally wear pretty short skirts and flirt with you a bit.

These same massage parlors offer full body massages. costs about 100rmb or around 16 bucks. they will take your shirt off and make you lay down. massage your whole body including your ass and legs. then when they are done they will flip you over and jerk you off. chicks are hot. wear short skirts and sort of hump you all night while they massage you. hand jobs are pretty good. they will slip a finger in your ass if you are into that and sometimes you can get a couple chicks if you want to pay. the massage includes a hot shower so it is a pretty good way to relax.

you have saunas that you can go to. pretty much the best shit ive had since ive been here. combines all the previous shit into one slam bamma. you walk into a lobby and they bring in a line up of chicks. you pick the one you want. they are all dressed hot. and she takes you to a private room. then she changes in front of you to something sexy and she has you take a shower. she will shower with you if you want and she will scrub you down. she is normally naked and she will play with your dick a little bit. then she puts you on a massage table and gives you a naked massage. she will mount you and give you a shitty massage. bitch is a whore not a fucking licensed masseuse but it feels good enough. when you are done with the massage she will take you into the bedroom and then the fun starts. they normally put on some japanese porn on the tv that is pretty hot and then you get down to business. pretty much anything goes. most chicks wont let you fuck them in the ass but they will blow you from any position and let you fuck them for as long as it takes.sometimes they have toys. pretty much always you have to wear a condom. they will play with you until you are done then you can take another shower or bath. whole thing is like 600rmb which is around 100 bucks. pretty dope time.

girls are hot. all look pretty young. i have had a few older women which was kinda weird getting a hj from a chick that could be my aunt but w/e

there are higher level hos that are available as well, just havent experienced them for myself. there are also places that deliver chicks to your hotel room. they send a line up and you pick the one you want. sometimes 1000-1500 rmb.

my favorite is the sauna. pretty reasonable for the time you get. the street hos are pretty fun but it is hit or miss. sometimes you get girl that blows but does not fuck and then sometimes vice versa. you do luck out sometimes and get a hottie that blows and fucks but you gotta grab these bitches numbers because they normally get scooped up pretty quick.

sometimes after chinese new year your favorite girl will go back to their hometown and never come back. i dont think that whoreing is looked down on as much in China. it seems as if a lot of regular girls may try it out to make a bit of money for a little while. a lot of them get burned out and then go get regular jobs or regular girlfriends but they can give you a pretty damn good ride while they are testing the waters.

TL/DR come to china if you want to empty your balls

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i confess i just went to a HE massage parlor. 60 for an hour massage, the house fee, and 40 for a handjob. it was an older asian lady probably about 35 or 40. even while she was giving me the normal body massage she let me feel her ass. she told me to flip over starting rubbing me all over my chest and legs and inner thighs she kept grazing my balls eventually she asked if she wanted me to take care of my little guy. it obvious from my raging boner i wanted her to. i agreed on the extra 40 and she went to tosn with a great hand job. i started groping her ass and feelibg her pussy and playing with her tits and hard nipple. she kept saying cum cum. i blew my load every where anf kissed her before i left. definitely recommend this type of service. going back soon.

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I hit up a strip club for the first time in a couple years. Did an airport drop off and the route back was clogged in traffic so I stopped in. Normal rules for me, well dressed, well groomed, I'm in shape and while I'm not 20 I'm not an overweight middle aged guy. Strip clubs have always been a money grab. But the good ones are decently priced, don't gouge, hold the fantasy etc. I always saw it as free AC, decent beer, and beautiful women. It's an awesome way to kill a couple hours.

Holy shit have things changed. $20 cover and it's not even 7pm. All the VIP's are $50 more. No updates, just $50 more for the same spot. No more non VIP dances. Every stripper has spam or OF and they want you to subscribe to them BEFORE they do any dances. Biggest shock was one wanting $400 for a 30 minute VIP with a handjob. She was probably in her 30's, maybe 7/10...even if she was a perfect 10 that's a huge price. Worst, she was totally serious about it.

Hey it's her body. I respect that she sets the prices but if it's that steep it explains why the place is empty. As a rule i don't haggle. I have X in my pocket and that's it. I'm not doing credit, not doing an atm. This is my bill fold and that's what ill spend. I respect the hustle same as everyone else but I drank my $20 beer and I started to leave. She was annoyed I didn't want to haggle. Nope, not a charity and not buying a car and to me $400 was just way too far apart. She countered herself with $300, but 15 min VIP. I make deals for a living so I broke down that math for her.  Room fee that she splits is less. Her tip fee is higher. I get half the time. I'll pass. My intelligence pissed her off. She says I'm cheap. Good luck with that, told her to go hassle another mark. The $20 cover beer was my fine for wondering if the place had changed. Not really sure how that changed so much in a couple years...

An Asian massage full service is half that price and you get an hour, clean room, full massage and relaxing fun.

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Just returned home from "pampering" myself. Got a haircut, followed by a massage, and ended off with a happy ending.

It has been a couple years since my last one. I decided to try a new place which I might end up going back to. It looks like there's a few different Asian girls to rotate between. I got this cute "youngish" girl who, honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if we were around the same age, late 30s or early 40s.

She actually gave a pretty good massage and I think once she peeked that I had a butt plug in, she knew to ask me what I wanted. When the massage part ended she took the towel fully off my body while I was face down and asked, "This okay?". Of course I said yes. She told me to turn over and asked what I wanted with a hand up and down motion, blowjob motion, and hips thrusting motion. This was the first time for me that I was asked all three. I've only been offered a handjob. I was good with just a handjob but we had to negotiate the tip price.

It had been 16 days since the last time I came so I knew a huge one was going to happen, plus I had the butt plug. I last probably no more than a minute but when I came, she was surprised at how much and how long I kept going. If she angled it higher I totally would've got my face but instead I got my neck a couple times and the rest all over my abdomen. She said it was because I was young. 😆

In the end it was a little awkward because she was kind of hovering for the tip. I gave it to her while I was still naked. 🤷🏻‍♂️ But we politely wished each other a good rest of our day I left. 

I think I'll go again in a few months and hopefully I'll get a different girl.

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I remember seeing a couple vids on here of Asian women giving massages that turned into handjobs.
Anyone saved them or know where I can find them?

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