Weirdfaps poll...

Guess we can't have multi answer real polls here, so, improvise. I know I gotta answer more than one. So, Have you ever.....

* Been caught (accidentally or intentionally) by a family member fapping? If yes, did it get you laid? In legal trouble? In family trouble?
* Fapped at a blue collar job? Get caught? It get you laid, in legal trouble, or fired??
* Fapped at a professional job? Caught? Same result questions.
* Fapped at school? Caught? Results?
* Caught by a friend fapping? Gay/straight? Results?
* Caught by someone you werent dating but wanted to? Results?
* Caught by a total stranger? Results?

I got "caught" (after trying 2 or 3 times) fapping by my sister when we were young teens. At first she was all eww... but within a few days we were fapping together then it led to oral and fingering and eventually like 3 fucks. But years later in our 30s she went to a shrink who told her to tell our parents. It blew over eventually, but it was as shitty as the early response was awesome.

In my 20s I worked at a restaurant. A gay dude was always trying to "convert" me. Heard him fapping in the bathroom once... dunno if it was about me but I didn't say anything cuz I peeled a few off myself in there over a waitress who I ate out once. Her boyfriend was a cop, so... didnt want to rock that boat.

My 21st bday I was living with my girlfriend. I was fapping before a shower when she walked in and was all "SURPRISE HAPPY BIRTHD... oh my god!!!" and walked out. We never spoke of it again.

Now I live alone and just fap online when I don't have any lady friends over.

I've been bad. I recently got in touch with a guy i never got to talk to in school. He's in a... 'open' relationship sort of. He's got a BF, does shit behind his back all the time. And he bitches like a woman. But, if i'm going to learn how to be the right kind of gay to nab a BF of my own, he'd be the one to teach me.

Anyway, the other day we hung out in the morning. He lied to his BF and told him he was gonna go for a walk. I picked him up, we drove around, talked, laughed, turns out we got shit in common. Well, early on he mentioned that i was "The first guy to not 'whip it out' right in front of him". We were driving the texas backroads, had no idea fort worth had a castle lol, and he asked me "Well, we've got time. Want me to go down on you?". I said yeah sure, we hiked out a bit, found a nice, secluded bit of forest, and he went down on me. Never had a guy do it to me before. And he took my 8 incher deep as it would go. Needless to say, it felt AWESOME.

Well, we got it on through facebook. Well... he accidentally left it open on his BF's phone. He called me the next day, i told him we just hung out, and he was cool with it. He said he wanted to get to know me, so we've been texting non stop since. Tonight he asked me if i could come take him to wal mart to exchange something (A toaster or a coffee maker, it was in a box in a bag :/) and i obliged him. Thing is, he didn't want his BF to know. So i met him at a nearby quik sack and drove him there. But to make it look like nothing was up we had to waste some time so it looked like he walked there and back.

Anyway, we talked when he made his exchange, and like a bunch of fruits our talk just kinda went on to sex and shit. he asked me if i ever gave or had given a BJ, i told him no. He asked me if i've ever kissed a guy, i said no . Long story short, he offered to teach me how to suck and kiss. I said "Hell yeah", pulled around so no one would see us, and hopped in the back. Lil cramped, but eh xD

It was AWESOME. He was perfectly sized for my mouth too. I could plant my face to his crotch and it would only tickle my throat. Halfway through he pulled my head up and let me jerk him, showing me how my hand should be around him, and he just brought my face closer to his... and, well, first time i ever blew a guy or made out with one. It makes me shiver thinking about it. The way he bit and sucked on my tongue, the soft fleshy head of his dick as i had my lips wrapped around it... The taste of his cum, the musk filling my nostrils... oh god...

AHEM ANYWAY so i'm in deeeeeeep shit. His boyfriend doesn't know he went down on me, and he doesn't know i went down on his boyfriend. And now i'm going to have to drive BOTH of them around in the same car. They both made me promise to keep it a secret from each other, but oh man i dont want to be caught in the middle.

Maybe it'll hold together and not backfire. Maybe. After all, i'm just an innocent guy looking to learn. Now i know how to kiss and give head. Now i just need to learn how to really bottom for a guy. I have a feeling his BF can teach me how to do that too lol.