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Added a properties option on your pic/vid pages to edit the title/tags/sharing of the pic/vid. Sometimes it's just a pain to load up the upload manager to edit a title real quick.
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As requested by @BabySlut...
Standard web fonts are boring, but you want to use exciting fonts in your bios. The answer is Google Fonts. Google has been nice enough to make some really awesome fonts available to the web community. So how to use them in your shouts/bios/etc?
[font-google font_name]Hi there.[/font-google]
Replace "font_name" with the name of a Google font. See this screenshot. The font names are circled in red:
So lets say I wanted to use the "Nosifer" font. I would write the bbcode like this:
[font-google Nosifer]Hi there.[/font-google]
Which looks like this:
Hi there.
You may notice many Google fonts are awfully small, so you should use the font-google code in conjunction with the size code.
[size 30]
[font-google Nosifer]Hi there.[/font-google]
[/size]
Which looks like this:
Hi there.
You might think that's pretty cool, but there's more! Google also gives us a nice effects librarywe can use. For instance making our text look like it's on fire, or 3D.
So how to use the effects? Get the name of the effect you want from the effects pages.
You can see the name in this screenshot. The effect names are circled in red:
For example lets use fire. You write the bbcode like this (Pay attention the !exclamation! point):
[font-google Nosifer !fire]Hi there.[/font-google]
Which looks like:
Hi there.
How about some animated fire?
[font-google Nosifer !fire-animation]Hi there.[/font-google]
Which looks like:
Hi there.
There's one downside: Some of the Google fonts simply do not work here at motherless. Molle for example. Sorry! -
Our first browser extension for Google Chrome is available in the Chrome Web Store.
http://goo.gl/l8XjS
It may be full of bugs. You know how it goes. An extension for Firefox users is coming soon. -
Upon waking up to take care of our forums and seeing 10 threads by the same person each for one photo.........
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For fucks sake. If you put 30 fucking pictures in a shout I'm removing you as a friend, and I might just do everyone else a favor and delete your shouts.
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Good news everyone!
You can now change your username yourself from your account settings. You can only change it once though! So choose wisely. -
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Just a minor heads-up.. Very shortly here we will be flipping a switch that begins encoding videos with a significantly higher resolution and aspect ratio. We will start by encoding new uploads in the higher resolution, then popular videos, and then finally the entire back-catalog of videos.
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User wolfwhip assuming he still uses that sceen name is a lying basturd. He is a scam artist who mentally tortures desperate trannies for free surgery in order to trap them in sex slavery.
Look out for someone who claims hes a doctor wants you to call him Master and calls you his "slut, school girl, slavegirl, or girl". His signature tool is a school masters cane, He uses words like "slack (as in a facide penis), waist corsett, cunt" and calls garder belts "supenders". He also wants you to thoat fuck his dick. He like pumping breasts with saline. He also claims he will present you before his friends and will brand you (yes brand you like a cow) with an one inch S over you vagina on your pubic area. I assume he is Europen by they way he talks (colour) but he claims to live in NY. If you are getting emails from [email protected] I am sorry ladies but this man is a scam or really wants to hurt you.
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Being sick has given me a chance to study my enemy, and I have learned a couple things.
http://www.virology.wisc.edu/virusworld/PS10/rhi_rhinovirus_3.jpg
The rhinovirus, aka the common cold. It's very small, even when compared with other viruses, and it differs from viruses such as HIV and ebola in two important respects.
First, many viruses, such as HIV and ebola, come wrapped in a protective envelope made of an oily material called lipids. Since our own cells are covered in the same lipids, it makes it easier for these viruses to avoid the immune system. Ironically, the thing that makes them stronger inside the body makes them weaker when outside of the body. Many things in the environment can break down the lipid layer, making the virus useless. In particular, like many oily substances, lipids will dissolve in soap.
Rhinoviruses, however, don't have a lipid envelope. This makes it easier for our bodies to kill them, but it also means that they can last for hours outside of the body, waiting on things like doorknobs and remote controls. Thus, while it's harder to die from the common cold than it is to die from ebola, it's also a lot easier to catch the common cold than it is to catch ebola, or HIV.
The second way in which rhinoviruses are different is that they do best at a temperature of 89F (32C). This is significantly below the temperature you'd find in our hearts or livers, but it is the temperature you find in our noses. So, the common cold makes you miserable in your nose and throat, but if any viruses get down into your lungs or esophagus, they grow sluggish and die.
So, there you have the common cold. Easily shared and highly annoying, but ultimately self-limiting and (mostly) harmless. -
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hi jess just thought u might like this pic
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Now this is a Mega Moose Knuckle!
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you guys think ML could invent a "spank me" button on profiles??unknown upload -
theres been a lot of complaints about the inability to see certain profile features lately. this is not a cause from the site but from your Ad Blocker. in order to restore things to normalcy, simply whitelist or disable your adblocker for Motherless. PLEASE RESHOUT this so others can be alerted. thanks for reading and happy ML'ing -
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Lovemaking Tips for Seniors
1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.
5a. Put extra tape on your toupee, so it
doesn’t fall off and scare the hell outta your partner.
6. Use extra Polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.
8. Make all the noise you want....the neighbors are deaf, too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!
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when life is terrible and you just wanna go back to your original home
Shouted from the Official Motherless Chrome extension. -
How's everybody doing tonight? Comment and reshout, if you would- I want to get people talking.
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Oh my, what's going on here?
What are they doing?
That can't possibly be sanitary...;)
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Exactly what you are seeing here.
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