day of debauchery again!!
so once a year I have a day of debauchery for myself.
for those of you who haven't seen my post, basically every year, about my Christmas present to myself.
last year I rented a hotel room and got myself a couple of hookers, the hotel was close to the strip club.
this year I am a little broke (aren't we all), so I guess I'm car camping.
I plan on going to the strip club parking lot in my old suv (it's a rav 4) I've already put my camping bag and a few candles (and holders) in it. I've got a bunch of porno movies on my laptop and my pf membership so I can take a shower before going home to the wife.
basically I've taken Wednesday off, and the plan is to leave "for work" in the morning go to the strip club and grab a few hours of sleep. it's cold-ish, so I have a candle or two to keep the car warm while I'm in the back. I'll probably fold down the seats and watch a little porn fuck myself to sleep and when I wake up, hopefully the strip club will be open.
when it is, I can go in and get a few beers and hopefully I can find one that is willing to give me a bj in the back room. I've got a bit of money that I can offer, so I think this might be my best bet. though I know there is a Chinese massage parlour a little ways away, so if I can't score at the strip club, I'll go get myself a nude reverse.
afterwords, I usually smell, so I'll probably nap a bit, then get a shower in before going home to the wife.
not the most exciting day this year, but it's mine.
