You probably put on some decent clothes and went to church with the family on Easter Sunday like normal folks. But not whores. They'll use anything as an occasion for desperate attention seeking. The sheer number of these cunts in my socials who put on some bunny ears and lingerie to take pics in the back yard is mind boggling.

A happy family with 9 holes, at yoga together.

Nothing says "Happy Birthday to me" like showing off your muff to friends and family

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Hi ladies! I'm looking for a nice girl/young woman in or near the Netherlands, or planning to visit during the summer, to go to a nude beach together and do some other fun things. It's fine if you want to bring a friend. I'm not primarily looking for a sexual encounter. But I'm hoping I can (eventually) find someone to fall in love with and start a family. So it's important to me that you'll be able to get pregnant. Although I'd be open to any age for being just friends as well. But for romance and starting a family, you'd have to be mature enough to have a serious relationship, yet young enough to still be able to have one or two offspring.

I'm 48 but I often connect well with younger people. I have a son in a foreign country and I wasn't able to see him grow up because his mother made that difficult. But I really miss being a father very much so I want a second chance at having a family.

Looks are not extremely important to me, as long as you're nice, and reasonably healthy with no major problems like use of substances or big psychological issues. Some minor autism, adhd, anxiety and such are fine though. I do like petite women with small boobs so definitely send me a message if that's you.. ;) And if you're a bit naughty then I like that too (I definitely am ;) )

When Ur at a family party and tipsy family member comes to chat to short you ......

My Birthday Gift
It started out in the morning. I was sitting on the edge of my bed thinking about my birthday, how old I was today, and what gifts family and friends may be gifting him later.
It was well into the day when I received my first gift. It was from my dad. He showed up with his new girlfriend and the gift of a new wheel barrel. Then my wife and 'group' went out to the store, I figure that they wanted to get something for me as well.
After several hours, they returned with a gift of pillows from one and the other presenting me with a gift of socks and beer. It is great to get some beer but I was left wondering what the wife may have in store for me. It was not too far out of the ordinary so I didn't say anything more. As it was being to get towards supper time, I did question her about things and she said that it will come later. I said OK, and thought to myself "I was going to have to settle for what every man's needs in life" and laugh to myself.
Just after the smallones went to bed, there was a knock at the door. It was a friend of ours and she said "hi" and asked if we were anything?
I said "not much" and invited her in. As she came in, she asked it I could turn off the TV and to turn on some music on the radio for her. I thought it was a cool idea, not too strange for this certain friend. As I finished finding a good station to play, I got a cold beer from the refrigerator to help me pass the time and walked back into the living room. AS I entered the room, our friend said to my wife
"would you mind if I dance to this music?", to which she replied "sure, but keep it quiet as the others are in bed". Slowly she began to dance around the room to the music. Our friend then asked me to get her a beer too. I thought to myself that she many have already had one too many before coming over. Looks like she may want to crash on our sofa for the night and there will end any chance of a birthday treat for me later.
Then a song started to play and as she danced, she was sweeting and then started to remove her sweater. When she had removed it, she tossed it at me and I said "Great, a strip show". She just laughed, took another drink of beer and continued to dance. The next song was a bit faster
but she kept up the pace. As my wife sat down to watch, our friend started to remove her top. Here she was dancing in her bra and pants in front of my wife and I. As she danced around the room, she then wriggled out of her pants to reveal a sexy g-string. She finished that song dancing in just her bra, g-string, and socks. In the next song, she removed her bra slowly and I turned to look at the expression on my wife's face, but she just told me to look at the show. At which time, she slowly removed her g-string and danced infront of me nude except for her socks. At the end of that song, she sat in my lap, slid down and began to lick my leg. I was really getting hot by now. Then our friend, stoodup, walked over to her clothes and got dressed. My wife then spoke and asked if I had enjoyed the birthday present she arranged for me? All I could say was "WOW". It was the best present I had received in my 36 years.
As we all went into our bedroom, I knew that the fun was not yet done.

Upon entering the bedroom, it was like a blur. The next thing I know, My wife and I are completely nude. As my wife lies on the bed on one side, our friend is laying on the other side of the bed with only her pants on. As I am climbing on the foot of the bed, I lookup to see the two sets of breasts
that await me. My wifes breasts are full as she is of full frame, but the contrast of seeing our friend's breasts next to her to very strange. Our friend is of small build and has very small breasts and pointed nipples. My wife pulls me atop her and she is so turned on that she has me start to pump into her pussy as fast as I can. I look over at our friend, that has started to get into the action by squeezing her own nipples and moaning as loud as my wife.
Both woman are moaning in the same pace as if I was fucking both at the same time. I reach over and squeeze our friend's right nipple and breast and she starts to moan faster. To two woman look face to face, as their excitement echos back and forth. The moment is too much for our friend as I see her move quickly to remove her pants and g-string. She once again lays down in the same side by side position and I continue to again rub her nipple in time with the pounding rythem of our sex. I notice that our friend has her left hand buried in her pussy moving so fast it looks like a blur.
top of my wife making love to her.
As I was looking at our friend's hand working herself off, my wife saw what I was looking at and wispered in my ear "would you like to see my pussy shaved like that too?" I the whispered back that "I will have to see you like that to judge for myself". As I saw the smile on my wife's face. I knew she
had alot of things she was yet to try for fun. Then as I heard our friend's pace pickup again, I knew she was having yet another pounding orgasm. My pace was constantly shifting to keep my wife from cumming too fast, but it was time to take her over the edge too. So I shifted a bit higher to hit that specialspot and started a building pace with a full pressure. My wife knew that signal and felt her own orgasm coming and building to the full climax. As our friendheard my wife's orgasm coming to it's height, she too went into a super strong climax that had the both screaming at the same time. It was so hot of a moment, that I too came at the same time. It was so hot in that room, the smell of pussy was everywhere. As our friend stood up she asked to use our shower. I looked
at her pussy and she was so wet, that she was dripping all over the floor where she stood. We agreed and she left the room for a rinse. My wife and I held each other and I thanked her for my birthday.
After her shower, our friend returned to our bedroom and my wife kissed her and said thanks. At which point, our friend wispered in my wife's ear "No, thank YOU". At which point, she got dressed, grabbed her robe and let herself out. I lay in bed as it all seemed to be a dream and fell fast asleep.
I slept as I have never slept before for the extire night.

The following day, our friend stopped back over and handed me a letter and left. The note read
"Dear Carol & James,
Just writing to say that the two of you were amazing last night! I thought that I was just going to sit and watch you two, but that quickly changed.
I came so many times that my head spun! By the way, consider that a birthday present too.

P.S.: Did you enjoy the strip tease as well?"

signed "Autumn...".

I reconnected with an old friend through a job we both worked and it set into motion one of the hottest times of my life. During this time im 37. After getting along so well he asks me to roommate with him in his double wide that is sitting on 10 acres of land.  He is 41, His girlfriend, 43, of several years also lives there and so does his tween daughter. So his da7ghter had come up to the workshop when we pulled Saturday shift.  I was around her a year prior to moving in and she was familiar with who I was. Now the rooming situations were that he and his old lady (who was built like a linebacker pit bull and ignorant as a bag of rocks) have their bedroom in the front near the entrance then you walked through the kitchen into a living room and his daughters room was more like a extension of the livng room and the trailer has a  large glass wall dividing the living room wnd her room and thatbwall imitatined French lattice windows where you could see into her ro9m. Directly outside her door was my barn door style entrance to my room that i was renting at the end cap 9f the trailer, furnshed and with a private full bath. So settling in was intresteing because I use and parTy. His girl is so dufuking cute and small and tight and adorable and she latches onto me for attention several weeks after becoming comfortable around me since her father is normally busy also getting high.  The daughter is enrolled in cheer and gymnastics so in my freetime around tyenhouse im constantly being hounded by this sweet faced 75lb brunette girl who decides im cheer coach. Now im taking a knee and lifting her up by her feet so she can practice balancing. My friend likes the friendship we develop and encourages the behavior. I then have to sit through handstands and cart wheels and dance routines and im acting un engaged and slightly annoyed but inside  I am having intense visions of co platelet destroying this perfect u touched treasure. She would have me throw her onto my bed in the covers and I would fantasize how it would be if I snatched her up tied and bound and gagged the little tart and instead would throw her onto my bed with a raging hard on in a circumstance she didn't quite understand the gravity of just yet. Never the less I was having g my fun each night l8ghting up high as giraffe pussy and furiously masterbatingnto these thoughts. I would sneak into the kitchen and listen to my friend and his live in fuck for a while and they seemed very vanilla no verbal domination or submission in fact I do t think they ever explored that stuff. Now there came a night we're his daughter had come home and was found to be bullying other girls at school and also receiving bad marks and after dinner she was t9 be disciplined. I bee lined to my room and the family went to their room. She was sentenced to 10 spankings with the belt. Oh my god when I heard her beg for mercy up until that still quiet ⏸️ that erupted into  yelps and screams from the crisp contact of leather on s9ftnskin got me harder than i had ever been and i vowed to install a camera to gather footage and watch it for my personal enjoyment and horniness  the next chance I got. N6 weeks passes and still she is fucking up and I have the stage set. When I got to the footage it's her being directed by dad to undress from her shorts. The cute little rear end wiggles out of its denim prison and she has on mickey mouse graphic panties. Next thing she is being ordered to also m lower that article of cloth and the most perfect tiniest hoiney emerges from that damn mouses facade. Her mound is exquisite but only briefly shown as she 8s doubled m over the edge 9fnthe bednwith that shapely the little athletic ass blinked out. Then co es the pleading and looking back to her father and thatbdeo8cous anxiety wrought on her face and in her eyes. Blows land and she is snsqueezing her eyes shut and balling her little fist together and sticking her arms straight away behind her.while shuddering after each impact bracing for her father's next stroke. Omg what a scene to behold. So that becom3s a corner stone in my spank bank and lives goes on. Weeks pass and the my roommates gf has her birthday come up and they lay a surprise chaperone upon me while they head to Oklahoma to gamble. Ho-lee=fook next thingni know I'm in charge of the daughter and two m of her cheer girlfriends maybe over night depending on the substance intake. I'll continue with more soon. 

I did a lot of boring babysitting for cash in high school. I confess that when I was an 18 year old senior things got interesting. A couple I worked for came home quite late and a bit tipsy. I'd already put their little ones to bed & was just hanging out. They were very appreciative and had really enjoyed a night out. It had been a while since they'd had a "date" night. Since I was walking distance, they asked if I'd like to join them for a night cap. I said sure & we drank & chatted.
The wife was always affectionate with me but tonight she was positively flirty! She touched my thigh several times while making points & we sat snuggled into the love seat with her husband on the adjacent couch. They let slip that they hadn't had much sex lately due to work/family committments. I expressed shock since they were so hot...(30's, fit, geat bods) I even joked that while straight they were so cute I'd fuck both of them. They laughed and the wife looked at me and said that she'd definitely go lez for me too!
At this point I was tipsy too and very horny. I can't believe I asked them if they would like to do more than flirt and took my top off. The wife wasted no time & we started making out as the husband gort naked. He came over & I sucked his big cock while she got undressed and stripped off the rest of my clothes. We ended up having a threesome right there on the floo! We couldn't risk waking anybody up by going upstairs. The wife and i even ate each other out...guess we weren't THAT straight lol! We did it one more time before I graduated & I had sex on the side with the wife a few more times. So much fun!

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