The best advice I ever got about marriage and sex came from this board. 

It worked. Like really worked and our relationship has never been better.

I laugh when I see just awful "expert advice" from other so-called reputable sources that isn't this. 

You guys were *right*.

For any other men struggling with your wife or girlfriend and not getting what you want from sex or sex at all:

Stop being a bitch and go fuck the shit out of her. Make her do what you want. Do not hesitate, no half measures. Literally pick her up, throw her down, tear her clothes off. If she protests as if she's too shy or it's not a convenient time, keep going. You'll know a legit hard stop when you hear it...but you won't. Push through the "you're messing up my hair" nonsense.

Do what you want. Throw her legs open and lick her pussy. Shove your dick in her mouth. Fuck her tits. Put her in whatever position you want. Pound her doggstyle and pull her hair. Direct her. Tell her what she should do. Slap her ass. Fuck her ass. Whatever you feel like. And when you're fucking her, no gentle stroke bullshit. Thrust into her- hard. Make her feel your dominance over her with every rep. Pin her wrists down. Squeeze her tits. Doesn't matter- just pound *hard*.

When you get to the point of no return, pull out and cum on her face. Don't ask, don't warn, just do it. Grab the back of her head, pull it towards your cock and nut on her face. She might hate it but if you've never done it- just do it. (She may say never again, but you can figure that out later.)

This advice gets shot down all the time by people who have never actually done it. It's too rough. It's degrading. Whatever. She's your wife. Chances are she's into everything you are, you were just too scared to try it.

I finally sacked up and did exactly this. She protested a bit at first but got into it within about a minute of understanding I wasn't playing around. Picking her up and throwing her on the bed shocked her. She tried for a second to resist me pulling her legs apart to lick her clit and it was all over after that. Zero resistance. Total compliance. Didn't care at all that she had cum dripping off her face afterwards. Just total brain melt from being used like that. For hours and days afterwards. She *loves* it.

We can't keep our hands off of each other. The sex is amazing and we get along with each other so much better. This has leveled up marriage more than anything else we ever tried. She needs to be used. She was too afraid to ask and I was too afraid to try. 

Don't be a little bitch like I was being. There's a high probability your wife wants to be taken like this, too. Go do it. Stop fucking thinking about "what if". Stop listening to people who've never actually tried it. Just make it happen.

Good luck. 

Quick one for you
My son has been practising to become a hypnotist; my wife, his stepmum, said he is absolutely out of his mind; she doesn't believe in hypnosis, says it's a joke, never really happens. So he said he would prove it to her; she could be the one he hypnotises. She agreed with a smug but confident smile. My son told me about their agreement, and I suggested he hypnotise her at his forthcoming lads' house party. He had invited 10-15 of his sports team over to watch a premiership football match, a few drinks, snacks, and I would do a BBQ, The day came, 12 turned up, 2 with their girlfriends, those 2 girlfriends left at half time and arranged to meet their BFs later in the local pub, after the Football my son called his stepmum and said do you still not believe I can hypnotise you, she laught said ok prove it, before he started her said no matter what happens you are happy to be my assistant and be hypnotised, she just smiled said get on with it then, he came out to me by the BBQ and he said he had suggested he hypnotise her and she had agreeded and also agreeded what ever happens she is ok with it, I looked at him sais you can do what ever you want with her get her naked all you guys can fuck her if you can really hypnotise her, 20 minuites later there was a roar coming from the lounge area, i walked in and he had ordered her st strip and play with herself some of the guys had got items from the fridge and other things they found around the room and she was using these items in her holes, as i walked in to stop it, my son said dad dont spoil this she asked for it, and anyway your gonna get rid of her soon, so let us have some fun with her, it will teach her for being a doubting Karen, I looked at him then her and said just this once but no marks on her, 3 hours later she was lay face down ass up cum running out of both her holes her hair was matted with come, she was drowling come out her mouth one of the lads had pushed a rather long thick carrot in her ass, she was still under, thats when i noticed the camcorder on the tripod at the other end of the room, my son ordered her to get dressed put to push her panties into her pussy once dressed her had her sit outside, and told me to put a buger in one of her hands and a bottle of bud in her other hand, then he said a couple of words snapped his finger and she was there laughing her first word were see i told you it never happens.
All 12 lads, my son and I had emptied our cum in all her holes at least 1 time in each hole,
This is not a joke story; it's a real event.

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My new years resolution was to have more sex, even if it meant lowering my standards considerably. I met a few women off Tinder in 2025 but it wasn't a great year for sex for me.

Someone recommended Facebook Dating if your standards are low and, yeah, wow. They weren't wrong. I got chatting to this women and we exchanged some flirty messages. She's a single mom, 30s, teenage sons and very selective with the angles she takes selfies from! I guess that was a bit of a red flag but I persisted.

We meet in a local pub. She turned out to be a big girl and slightly unkempt. I thought about bolting at this stage but I was determined to stick to my new year's resolution. We have a few drinks, we chat, I actually have fun talking to her. The conversation isn't exactly intellectually stimulating but we share a lot of the same favourite TV shows and films. After the third drink, she asks if I fancy going back to hers as her sons are with their dad. Jackpot.

We get back to hers and start kissing as soon as we're in the front door. The place is a mess but I'm far too horny to care. We kiss and explore each other's bodies. Her body felt so soft in my hands and I was super aroused. My new years resolution was paying off. She leads me to her bedroom and the real action begins.

We get in there and she takes down my jeans and boxers with a bit of help and gives me an amazing sloppy blowjob. She showed real enthusiasm and I was loving it. After about five minutes, I was ready to shoot so decided to slow things down a bit. We kissed and then I pulled her jeans and panties down so I could return the favour.

What greeted me completely ruined my boner though. Yes, she was wet but the state of her pussy was grim in ways far beyond a bit of pussy juice. It smelt... I don't know... like stale beer? The amount of hair she had down there certainly didn't help. She was like a gorilla down there. At this point, I wanted to flee but she was a nice girl and I didn't want to hurt her feelings. I kinda hesitated for a bit, kissing her inner thighs, trying to steel myself for what was about to happen.

But eventually I caved. It would have been too awkward to make a run for it. I gave it a lick and it tasted sour - somewhere between sour milk and licking a battery. I licked and licked, pushed a finger inside and just hoped she'd cum quickly. She really got into it and was giving me lots of feedback and grabbing my hair. I was completely limp by this point and just pushed on as best I could. To be fair to her, she didn't take an eternity to orgasm and we kissed again as she came down. I eventually did get hard again, fucked her doggy style and then made my excuses to leave.

I really don't know if I made the right decision to stay though.

So my question for Motherless... have you ever pulled a girl's panties off and noped out? Or are you like me and too polite to stop?

Looking for a video that’s the “Blowjob Challenge” where some guy has two girls sucking his cock, taking turns until he cums in the one girls mouth and she spits it into her friends mouth. One girl was a skinny blonde and the other girl was slightly chubby with curly brown hair.