The best advice I ever got about marriage and sex came from this board. 

It worked. Like really worked and our relationship has never been better.

I laugh when I see just awful "expert advice" from other so-called reputable sources that isn't this. 

You guys were *right*.

For any other men struggling with your wife or girlfriend and not getting what you want from sex or sex at all:

Stop being a bitch and go fuck the shit out of her. Make her do what you want. Do not hesitate, no half measures. Literally pick her up, throw her down, tear her clothes off. If she protests as if she's too shy or it's not a convenient time, keep going. You'll know a legit hard stop when you hear it...but you won't. Push through the "you're messing up my hair" nonsense.

Do what you want. Throw her legs open and lick her pussy. Shove your dick in her mouth. Fuck her tits. Put her in whatever position you want. Pound her doggstyle and pull her hair. Direct her. Tell her what she should do. Slap her ass. Fuck her ass. Whatever you feel like. And when you're fucking her, no gentle stroke bullshit. Thrust into her- hard. Make her feel your dominance over her with every rep. Pin her wrists down. Squeeze her tits. Doesn't matter- just pound *hard*.

When you get to the point of no return, pull out and cum on her face. Don't ask, don't warn, just do it. Grab the back of her head, pull it towards your cock and nut on her face. She might hate it but if you've never done it- just do it. (She may say never again, but you can figure that out later.)

This advice gets shot down all the time by people who have never actually done it. It's too rough. It's degrading. Whatever. She's your wife. Chances are she's into everything you are, you were just too scared to try it.

I finally sacked up and did exactly this. She protested a bit at first but got into it within about a minute of understanding I wasn't playing around. Picking her up and throwing her on the bed shocked her. She tried for a second to resist me pulling her legs apart to lick her clit and it was all over after that. Zero resistance. Total compliance. Didn't care at all that she had cum dripping off her face afterwards. Just total brain melt from being used like that. For hours and days afterwards. She *loves* it.

We can't keep our hands off of each other. The sex is amazing and we get along with each other so much better. This has leveled up marriage more than anything else we ever tried. She needs to be used. She was too afraid to ask and I was too afraid to try. 

Don't be a little bitch like I was being. There's a high probability your wife wants to be taken like this, too. Go do it. Stop fucking thinking about "what if". Stop listening to people who've never actually tried it. Just make it happen.

Good luck. 

Any advice on shooting cum in ones own mouth? I am not like I was in my teens, I am no where near as flexible so trying to bend myself to get my cock in my mouth ( i actually got a little of my tip in my mouth back in highschool, next nutted in my mouth though). I can kind of angle myself up against a wall, but I back out everytime I bust a nut and just cum over my chest. At this rate if only way I'll ever taste some cum would be if I wind up with a guy unloaded his nuts in my mouth. Is there really any advice or do i just need to kind of get over it?

Quick one for you
My son has been practising to become a hypnotist; my wife, his stepmum, said he is absolutely out of his mind; she doesn't believe in hypnosis, says it's a joke, never really happens. So he said he would prove it to her; she could be the one he hypnotises. She agreed with a smug but confident smile. My son told me about their agreement, and I suggested he hypnotise her at his forthcoming lads' house party. He had invited 10-15 of his sports team over to watch a premiership football match, a few drinks, snacks, and I would do a BBQ, The day came, 12 turned up, 2 with their girlfriends, those 2 girlfriends left at half time and arranged to meet their BFs later in the local pub, after the Football my son called his stepmum and said do you still not believe I can hypnotise you, she laught said ok prove it, before he started her said no matter what happens you are happy to be my assistant and be hypnotised, she just smiled said get on with it then, he came out to me by the BBQ and he said he had suggested he hypnotise her and she had agreeded and also agreeded what ever happens she is ok with it, I looked at him sais you can do what ever you want with her get her naked all you guys can fuck her if you can really hypnotise her, 20 minuites later there was a roar coming from the lounge area, i walked in and he had ordered her st strip and play with herself some of the guys had got items from the fridge and other things they found around the room and she was using these items in her holes, as i walked in to stop it, my son said dad dont spoil this she asked for it, and anyway your gonna get rid of her soon, so let us have some fun with her, it will teach her for being a doubting Karen, I looked at him then her and said just this once but no marks on her, 3 hours later she was lay face down ass up cum running out of both her holes her hair was matted with come, she was drowling come out her mouth one of the lads had pushed a rather long thick carrot in her ass, she was still under, thats when i noticed the camcorder on the tripod at the other end of the room, my son ordered her to get dressed put to push her panties into her pussy once dressed her had her sit outside, and told me to put a buger in one of her hands and a bottle of bud in her other hand, then he said a couple of words snapped his finger and she was there laughing her first word were see i told you it never happens.
All 12 lads, my son and I had emptied our cum in all her holes at least 1 time in each hole,
This is not a joke story; it's a real event.

For new years my girlfriend and I went to her parents house.Towards the end of the night my gf and her mom went inside and I stayed out with her dad. He stood up, pulled out his cock and started pissing in the bushes next to me. I couldn't help but stare as he was only feet away from me. He caught me staring and when he finished he turned towards me and asked if I wanted a taste. Without hesitation I opened my mouth and sucked him till he blew a huge load. He pulled his pants up and walked inside. That night I crawled into bed with my gf and woke her up to have sex. I stuck my tongue in her mouth minutes after her dad blew his load in me. Our tongues danced for a minute till she pushed my head between her legs to eat her out. Still knowing g I could have her dad's cum in my mouth got me so hard. 

My wife and I use a vibrator as foreplay. Its a 9 inch cock...fat as shit. My dick is only 5 inches. She has a very tight and small pussy and always says size doesn't matter...especially w her little pussy. I can tell this dildo hurts her, but as she keeps humping it, she gets it deeper and deeper. The noises she makes...but she's only cum on it once. This is the thing: I like to put my dick in her mouth as she fucks it, and then she cums so hard! So sucking a cock while getting fucked by a huge cock makes her explode! Is she whore? Does she wanna be gang banged secretly? Im down if so. I attached a pic of her pussy and my little dick

This is a total fantasy. I think it would be fun to find a fat, nerdy, 18 year old guy and for some reason I give him a blowjob, as a one-time thing. He is sitting in a chair with his legs spread wide and I am there deep throating his surprisingly large cock. Since he's a nerdy, pimply-faced loser, he's never had a blowjob before and soon shoots his built-up cum into my mouth.

When we are done, he tells me he filmed it, and shows me the video. He made sure to get my face and not his own. He tells me that I will be doing this every day from now on.

Over the next couple of weeks, he gets more and more confident, and even arrogant. Even though he is a fat, nerdy loser, he has me groveling before him every day, taking his loads either in my mouth or on my face.

One day he asks me for nudes of my wife. I send all that I have to him, knowing he might pass them around to his friends. As I take him in my mouth, he starts looking at the pics, telling me how he wants to fuck my wife right in front of me, and how after him, she will never be satisfied with me again. If she ever saw me eagerly swallowing his rod, he might be right.

He orders me to bring some of her panties the next day, and I steal some out of the hamper and given them to him. He sniffs them while I work his rampant cock with my mouth. He tells me again what he wants to do with her, and then he surprises me by telling me that after making her his fuck slut, he would pass her around to his friends, who already have copies of her nude pix. He tells me how he would make money renting her out to his loser buds, and how he would do the same to me. He can see how stiff my cock is as he pumps his load into my waiting mouth.

The next day, he actually has a couple of his loser friends at the house when I arrive. He orders me to strip and tells me to do whatever they want. Soon, I have one cock in my mouth and the other pushing into my ass as I am spitroasted. When the two 18-year old geeks are finished with me, they laugh and each give my fat master ten bucks. He really did rent me out...

so did anyone else start their Christmas morning with a mouth full of cum

I am so ready to be a good sissy girl I was so in the mood yesterday I tried on lots of different lingerie sets, got my sissy clitty cock nice and hard. let me know if you want to see more. I admit I have not been a sissy girl in person with a man before...But i am ready I want your cock, I want you to penetrate my sissy hole and cum in my mouth. Give it to me i need it i want it, make me your good sissy girl.