My new years resolution was to have more sex, even if it meant lowering my standards considerably. I met a few women off Tinder in 2025 but it wasn't a great year for sex for me.
Someone recommended Facebook Dating if your standards are low and, yeah, wow. They weren't wrong. I got chatting to this women and we exchanged some flirty messages. She's a single mom, 30s, teenage sons and very selective with the angles she takes selfies from! I guess that was a bit of a red flag but I persisted.
We meet in a local pub. She turned out to be a big girl and slightly unkempt. I thought about bolting at this stage but I was determined to stick to my new year's resolution. We have a few drinks, we chat, I actually have fun talking to her. The conversation isn't exactly intellectually stimulating but we share a lot of the same favourite TV shows and films. After the third drink, she asks if I fancy going back to hers as her sons are with their dad. Jackpot.
We get back to hers and start kissing as soon as we're in the front door. The place is a mess but I'm far too horny to care. We kiss and explore each other's bodies. Her body felt so soft in my hands and I was super aroused. My new years resolution was paying off. She leads me to her bedroom and the real action begins.
We get in there and she takes down my jeans and boxers with a bit of help and gives me an amazing sloppy blowjob. She showed real enthusiasm and I was loving it. After about five minutes, I was ready to shoot so decided to slow things down a bit. We kissed and then I pulled her jeans and panties down so I could return the favour.
What greeted me completely ruined my boner though. Yes, she was wet but the state of her pussy was grim in ways far beyond a bit of pussy juice. It smelt... I don't know... like stale beer? The amount of hair she had down there certainly didn't help. She was like a gorilla down there. At this point, I wanted to flee but she was a nice girl and I didn't want to hurt her feelings. I kinda hesitated for a bit, kissing her inner thighs, trying to steel myself for what was about to happen.
But eventually I caved. It would have been too awkward to make a run for it. I gave it a lick and it tasted sour - somewhere between sour milk and licking a battery. I licked and licked, pushed a finger inside and just hoped she'd cum quickly. She really got into it and was giving me lots of feedback and grabbing my hair. I was completely limp by this point and just pushed on as best I could. To be fair to her, she didn't take an eternity to orgasm and we kissed again as she came down. I eventually did get hard again, fucked her doggy style and then made my excuses to leave.
I really don't know if I made the right decision to stay though.
So my question for Motherless... have you ever pulled a girl's panties off and noped out? Or are you like me and too polite to stop?
