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Here's my request. X-ray things yourself. I'm even going to teach you how to do it.

In fact, share your before and after images below. I might even give you some more advice on how to do things. Who knows, maybe some of the x-ray gods on here that put me to shame might deign to share some of their skills

Alright. I lied before and said that I was only going to tell you how to do this once. This time I'm serious. I won't suffer any fools who don't read this whole wall-o-text and learn well. I'm not going to repeat myself, so pay attention.

X-raying doesn't show anything that isn't already there. It's all a matter of drawing out distinctions captured in the image that aren't visible to the eye. It's about taking a subtle difference between two pixels and exaggerating it until you see what you want to see.

Turn on all the lights in your parents' basement and grab a few t-shirts out of your hamper. I want you to look through a single layer of the material. See a bit of the room around you? That's right, there's some light slipping between the weave of the material. See how the light cottony stuff is easier to see through? That's because there's more light getting through it.

Turn down the lights, you mouth-breathing basement dweller, back to the darkness you feel most comfortable in. Despite being easy to see around you in that low light, you see next to nothing through those garments now.

See, what you're looking to tease out of the image for that x-ray effect is the light that passed through the cloth, bounced off of the skin, and made it back out again. If the photo was taken with a bright light, such as the sun, behind the camera, it'll work better. If your crush who you can't talk to because the last time you did your heavy breathing creeped her out likes to wear bras, you're fresh out of luck. Two layers of fabric, and you're not seeing anything.

Patterns? You aren't going to see anything but the pattern. Textures? Same deal. Shiny material? Everything gets lost to glare. Swimwear? Double-layered from the factory to prevent your preversions. That right, you prevert.

Really, really bright material? Saturated camera sensor, and nothing to see.

Now, assuming a solid color, a single layer of material, and a bright light source at the right angle, you might just be in luck.

Because the program is free and you don't want to spend too much of your allowance money, let's use GIMP.

It suits you.

Use the magic wand tool or freehand selector to select only the material you want to see through. The smaller an area you select, the better your chances. The dark shadows as the material wraps around her body (like you wish you could) only reduces the effectiveness of the x-ray. You want to stay focused on what you want to see. Try to only select an area that seems flatly uniform in appearance. Don't bring into selection things like necklaces, logos on the shirt, or other such things.

Now, in the colors menu, select curves. See the histogram? See the high points? See where it trails off? That's where you'll find the subtle differences that show where her nipples (yes, I said nipples) are! Adjust the sliders under the curve so they rest just outside of where much of anything shows up on the histogram. At this point you'll see if there's anything worth seeing.

Screw around there, because you aren't screwing anywhere else, and get things as visible as you can. Then close that, and open hue-saturation from the colors menu. Adjust the hue until it's as close as you can get it to her skin color. Now adjust down the saturation until she no longer looks like she's had a bad spray tan on her tits. Now adjust the brightness until it closely matches her exposed skin.

Ta-fuckin-da. You've done an x-ray.

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They're a good place to grip and pull when I'm fucking her.

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Doesn't the bondage make her breast take on a lovely shape and color? She's able to orgasm from me squeezing her breasts, but only when they are tied up.

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Yanking my wife's chain.

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What do you think of my wife? 

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My wife at 18.

Do you prefer her as a teen or in her 30s? Recent pic in comments. 

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One of my big kinks is electricity, specifically electricity used on women. A TENS unit is, of course, basic equipment in that department. My wife and I have also used it therapeuticly.

My wife hears migraines listed as one of the things a TENS unit can help with and, during a really bad one, she wires up her head without consulting for proper electrode placement. It works, but also makes her high as a kite.

We've since integrated it into our play. Makes for a very fun fuck.

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I've had it up to here with Emma or Emily or whatever the hell that stubborn spammer calls itself spamming the damn board. I have to get ten of those in my notifications for every real one.

The ML team does an awesome job keeping them from staying long, but it'd be nice if the notifications went away with the spam posts.

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I love cum on breasts.

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This video of my wife's twitching tits made copper this week, so I figured I'd share it again.

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I am really curious about the underlying genetics of nipple and areola size, shape, and pigmentation. It just seems like the sorts of things that would be, at least partly, mendelian heredity.

Unfortunately, it's too medically unimportant to be studied and the nudity taboo prevents any amateur from having enough data over generations to suss out the patterns.

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Just uploaded a new gallery of my wife in bondage. Let me know what you think.

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Kay Milton sold photos and videos of herself being wired up, shocked, and cumming from electricity back in the 90s. Today, there's only three short fragments of her films, including this one, and a lot of photos, online. 

If anybody has more, I'm very interested. 

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I may be a tits man first and foremost, but does my wife have a nice ass or what? 

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I need to get more videos of my wife wired up. 

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13 May 2016 11:35AM
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Oh, quit feeling sorry for yourself. You're fat? What is it, glandular? No? Clean up your eating, check with a cardiologist, and get yourself part time work as an illegal alien digging holes or hauling construction materials up a ladder. Better than a gym, and you get paid instead of paying for it.

Don't worry too much about your dick size. They aren't going to see it until they sleep with you, and if they leave you for it, they weren't worth your trouble, anyway. There's always somebody bigger. The worthless disloyal bitches who'd leave you over that are the same sort that would leave the human race looking for larger and larger dicks.

Besides, if your foreplay game is good enough, you won't start giving them until after their second or third orgasm. Women get more sensitive. They won't even notice your only slightly smaller than average size.

I used to think bars were the worst place to find women, but sure enough, somebody invented something worse. Tinder.

Screw that. Go to a fundraising dinner for a cause you support and chat with young singles who'll be impressed with your dedication to the cause (ie, the volunteer fire department, the library, what have you.) Hang around in bookstores and stroke up conversations with nerdy, bookish girls. They're the limitations, by far, but very selective.

Hell, maybe you should just watch every Dos Equis commercial from the last five years in one go, and ask yourself how you can be more like the Most Interesting Man in the World.

In other words, get of your ass, quit feeling sorry for yourself, and do something.

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12 Sep 2016 6:28PM
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Alright. I'll tell you how it works and how to do it. I'm going to tell you how to do this one time, and one time only, so pay attention.

X-raying doesn't show anything that isn't already there. It's all a matter of drawing out distinctions captured in the image that aren't visible to the eye. It's about taking a subtle difference between two pixels and exagerating it until you see what you want to see.

Turn on all the lights in your parents' basement and grab a few t-shirts out of your hamper. I want you to look through a single layer of the material. See a bit of the room around you? That's right, there's some light slipping between the weave of the material. See how the light cottony stuff is easier to see through? That's because there's more light getting through it.

Turn down the lights, you mouth-breathing basement dweller, back to the darkness you feel most comfortable in. Despite being easy to see around you in that low light, you see next to nothing through those garments now.

See, what you're looking to tease out of the image for that x-ray effect is the light that passed through the cloth, bounced off of the skin, and made it back out again. If the photo was taken with a bright light, such as the sun, behind the camera, it'll work better. If your crush who you can't talk to because the last time you did your heavy breathing creeped her out likes to wear bras, you're fresh out of luck. Two layers of fabric, and you're not seeing anything.

Patterns? You aren't going to see anything but the pattern. Textures? Same deal. Shiny material? Everything gets lost to glare. Swimwear? Double-layered from the factory to prevent your preversions. That right, you prevert.

Really, really bright material? Saturated camera sensor, and nothing to see.

Now, assuming a solid color, a single layer of material, and a bright light source at the right angle, you might just be in luck.

Because the program is free and you don't want to spend too much of your allowance money, let's use GIMP.

It suits you.

Use the magic wand tool or freehand selector to select only the material you want to see through. The smaller an area you select, the better your chances. The dark shadows as the material wraps around her body (like you wish you could) only reduces the effectiveness of the x-ray. You want to stay focused on what you want to see. Try to only select an area that seems flatly uniform in appearance. Don't bring into selection things like necklaces, logos on the shirt, or other such things.

Now, in the colors menu, select curves. See the histogram? See the high points? See where it trails off? That's where you'll find the subtle differences that show where her nipples (yes, I said nipples) are! Adjust the sliders under the curve so they rest just outside of where much of anything shows up on the histogram. At this point you'll see if there's anything worth seeing.

Screw around there, because you aren't screwing anywhere else, and get things as visible as you can. Then close that, and open hue-saturation from the colors menu. Adjust the hue until it's as close as you can get it to her skin color. Now adjust down the saturation until she no longer looks like she's had a bad spray tan on her tits. Now adjust the brightness until it closely matches her exposed skin.

Ta-fuckin-da. You've done an x-ray.

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Remember when Trump was talking about rural internet initiatives, and mentioned how problematic it was that farmers couldn't get their tractors on the internet? How the urban media imbeciles made fun of that! They had no idea how connected to and reliant on big data modern farming is. Bloomberg's ignorant remarks regarding farmers show the lack of national-level thinking needed to serve as p********. At the very least, keep your mouth shut on things you don't know and dedicate to your advisors who do know. Little Mike thinks you can poke a hole in the ground, drop your seed, piss on it, and feed a nation. He'd be lucky to manage the productivity of a medieval farmer, guided only by his and his father's experience and superstitions, let alone the fourfold increases in per acre grain productivity since then with scientific farming and mechanization. Hell, you get ten times as much chocken per manhour today as you did a century ago.

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Anonymous uploads can be claimed by registered users by spending motherless credits. Adding 'claim' to the title is a quick way to keep away questions as to the source of the upload.

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Anonymous is treated like a user by ML. Same as you can browse and search any user's uploads, well...

https://mlps.pika777.eu.org/u/anonymous

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