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20 Apr 2011 12:35PM

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i went to church for the first time in 10 years and found out i should not have ate all them fucking beans last weekend...i was sitting on a wood bench in fellowship meeting and wow did i ever have to fart..so i lifted my right ass cheek hoping to let a silent fart and my bubbling stomach turned that silent fart into a wet ass loud fart...the bad thing is the minister was praying at the time..so after i heard a few laughs under their breath, i just acted normal..then the second bubble in the stomach hit and man did i ever have to fart...so being the gentleman i am i lifted my left ass cheek and farted on this wood bench, little did i know the wood bench amplified this fart three times the sound of my first fart..so i looked and pointed to another church member next to me as people started to stare at me suspiciously..i then moved down the bench toward the open isle..... and wow i thought i had to fart again..so being the kind and rule follower i am i got up and walked toward the shitter..i didn't quite make it...i farted when the preacher was talking about kindness to his fellow man...and i shit me pants, just a little though running down me leg, i was so close to the door when a piece of poo fell out of my pants, so i started shaking me leg and hurried to the bathroom and to my amazement i had the hersey squirts along with some soft loafs in my pants and also stuck to me leg...anyway i went home and changed my pants and ate the rest of my bad ass beans.

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Anonymous

20 Apr 2011 10:52PM

^^^ who asked your fucking opinion anyway, what kind of faggot name is fizzle anyway go and fucking do some real work like== okay some uploads...oh i forgot you don't do that anymore

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